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LeeEnfield303 路 2016-05-07 13:36:00 路 #3051
Any guy who swipes right isn't doing it to "be her dad."...jeezus...it's to bang mom when the kiddo isn't around.....in a perfect world, the guy never SEES the kid. How clueless can single moms be?
Sandstorm 路 2016-05-07 20:35:00 路 #3052
I've got a gem here - one of the downsides to fishing on Tinder with the "swipe right and sort later" approach, is sometimes you get a sea monster caught on your line...

   

   

   

   

   

   

   
odesseus 路 2016-05-07 21:00:00 路 #3053
First of all - what in the same of lucifers beard is that thing you posted photos of?!?

Second...'Us men will be over here building the world'. Awesome.

'Guys clapping from the Weisers commercial GIF'
John Michael Kane 路 2016-05-07 21:18:00 路 #3054
Good lord, I hope she is trolling, but it said she was engaged. Who in the hell girlfriends-up a ham beast like this, let alone marries her? Life as a monk would be preferable.
Delta 路 2016-05-07 22:20:00 路 #3055
Quote:I'm usually late, foul mouthed and arguing. Don't like it? Do fuck off

Yet she expects to be charmed...
AnonymousBosch 路 2016-05-07 23:17:00 路 #3056
Sandstorm: wasted energy - you can't shame those who are incapable of feeling shame. Her day to day existence is far more horrible than anything you could say to her, so I'd just shudder and move on.

If you really have to troll, be subtler about it.

Note she's engaging in Cultural Appropriation by saying 'Seth Rollins is bae.'

I have no idea who the guy is, so looked him up. Some tall, muscular wrestler which matches the Delusional Sexual Entitlement of every Fat Girl I've ever known.

Simply send her pics captioned with something cutesy like 'Some Rollins 4 U!!1!'

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You'd even send a pic of his ex, saying "can you believe what she did to him?"

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See what I did there? The sexual reality of a desired partner gets under the skin in a way some dismissive comments from some 'rando fuckboy' can't. You can trigger narcissistic fury whilst claiming ignorance.

Remember: plausible-deniability is your friend.
AnonymousBosch 路 2016-05-08 00:27:00 路 #3057
^ Following on from that, Sandstorm:

Look, I'm not attacking you here. Just offering you a helping hand.

The curse of women is they generally can't realistically-reflect upon their behaviour to enact positive change in their lives. Men are lucky by comparison.

I understand why her appearance triggers you - non-Marxists are offended by the absence of beauty - but I'd ask yourself this:

Why am I wasting energy interacting with this woman?

There is no possible Win condition for you there, and she's just some random fat chick - not enough of a threat to society to be worth attacking.

Instead, ask yourself: "Why do I feel the need to punish her?" Honest self-reflection upon that might offer a chance to clearly-identify what you do want out of life, and give you clear goals to work towards, so you don't put your identity at risk for no great reason.
Sandstorm 路 2016-05-08 07:41:00 路 #3058
Why am I wasting energy interacting with this woman?

Honestly just a bit of sport... Wink

And I was quite offended that she would match me thinking there was some possibility of a meaningful interaction coming out of it!

Anyway, I blocked her on Tinder right after that for "bad offline behaviour" - the last I'll hear from her.

Meanwhile.... another girl sent me this - why can't life be this easy all the time? Big Grin - this is what Tinder SHOULD be all about!!!

   

   

Australian girl - my first Aussie flag! I rocked up - had to wait in a cafe nearby for her flatmate to leave, then she gave me the house number. Up to the second floor, she opened the door and was pleasing to the eye. Up to her room - she said she had half an hour before her friend came to pick her up.

So I took off my clothes, told her to lie back on the bed which she did. Told her to take off her jogging pants which she did. Nice, clean shaved beaver. I went to town on it, had the bitch moaning then fucked her with a condom. All in all, a totally awesome experience for both of us! If only chicks could be that open and straightforward more often... Banana
Kaii 路 2016-05-09 08:31:00 路 #3059
(05-08-2016 07:41 AM)Sandstorm Wrote:  Why am I wasting energy interacting with this woman?

Honestly just a bit of sport... Wink

And I was quite offended that she would match me thinking there was some possibility of a meaningful interaction coming out of it!

Anyway, I blocked her on Tinder right after that for "bad offline behaviour" - the last I'll hear from her.

Meanwhile.... another girl sent me this - why can't life be this easy all the time? Big Grin - this is what Tinder SHOULD be all about!!!





Australian girl - my first Aussie flag! I rocked up - had to wait in a cafe nearby for her flatmate to leave, then she gave me the house number. Up to the second floor, she opened the door and was pleasing to the eye. Up to her room - she said she had half an hour before her friend came to pick her up.

So I took off my clothes, told her to lie back on the bed which she did. Told her to take off her jogging pants which she did. Nice, clean shaved beaver. I went to town on it, had the bitch moaning then fucked her with a condom. All in all, a totally awesome experience for both of us! If only chicks could be that open and straightforward more often... Banana

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scrambled 路 2016-05-09 09:11:00 路 #3060
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CrashBangWallop 路 2016-05-09 11:29:00 路 #3061
I occasionally watch those "super fat, gonna try and change my life" tv shows when I'm not feeling up to training (they work btw).

Anyway, an over-riding theme is these fat girls coming from single parent families where the mother is terrified of being alone. They sabotage their kids' lives in order to keep them housebound, dependant and single...all to ensure the mother has companionship.

Sad.
germanico 路 2016-05-09 12:05:00 路 #3062
(05-07-2016 11:17 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  I have no idea who the guy is, so looked him up. Some tall, muscular wrestler which matches the Delusional Sexual Entitlement of every Fat Girl I've ever known.

Looked him up? She did the same before posting the picture.
LeeEnfield303 路 2016-05-09 20:57:00 路 #3063
(05-07-2016 10:20 PM)Delta Wrote:  
Quote:I'm usually late, foul mouthed and arguing. Don't like it? Do fuck off

Yet she expects to be charmed...

"You are a shitbag, but becoming less so daily."


Laugh2
Dutch_pride 路 2016-05-16 14:27:00 路 #3064
I've used Tinder before. Got matches, but the time invested with swiping is just so huge. It deleted my account.

Currently I don't use facebook anymore. But you have to create a facebook account to use Tinder. Does the amount of friends on facebook influence the way Tinder works? I could understand it being some kind of spammer security.
Sandstorm 路 2016-05-20 09:18:00 路 #3065
Another confused girl:

   

Looks like she used to be a plain but at least feminine looking fatty; so she decides she's gonna do something about it and hits the gym - good for her! The right idea! She stuck with it and got thin - respect.

   

But then.... she went too far. She got herself a massive man-tat on the leg:

   

Then decided to dress like a Marxist geek-hippie:

   

And finally.... the shaved fucking head down one side:

   

And she's wondering why she can't get herself a boyfriend..... tard
Sandstorm 路 2016-05-20 09:23:00 路 #3066
(05-16-2016 02:27 PM)Dutch_pride Wrote:  I've used Tinder before. Got matches, but the time invested with swiping is just so huge. It deleted my account.

Currently I don't use facebook anymore. But you have to create a facebook account to use Tinder. Does the amount of friends on facebook influence the way Tinder works? I could understand it being some kind of spammer security.

I deleted my FB too but set up a fake one for Tinder - you don ever want to use a real one anyway with these crazy hos. I have just me on it - no friends! And it seems to work just fine. I might populate it soon though with just some bros who know the score - that way, even if a bitch does flare up and try to wreak havoc, it will only be to the amusement of others who know! Wink
Days of Broken Arrows 路 2016-05-26 19:45:00 路 #3067
I just saw this on the Agree & Amplify Twitter feed. I haven't seen in posted to the forum yet, so I thought I'd put it here. No comment. It speaks for itself.

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CH-Toronto 路 2016-05-26 22:23:00 路 #3068
That quote speaks VOLUMES. Holy shit.
Delta 路 2016-05-26 22:42:00 路 #3069
^Just read the comments on that one. Naturally, they were all a bunch of feelgood nonsense about how she's beautiful and will eventually find the right one and live happily ever after. In hindsight that doesn't seem shocking, but when I first went through them I was a bit surprised at the level of delusion. Living in our little 'manosphere' bubble makes you forget just how blindly optimistic and deluded most people are.

My (and I assume everyone here's) first thought when seeing that was "Wow, she's already old-looking and unattractive. The clock's run out on her. Game over. Should've been ready to settle when she had the chance." Because that's the reality. But most people, women in particular, aren't mentally robust enough to handle reality. They find it offensive and lash out against its messengers, while expecting their lives to play out like a Hollywood romantic comedy. I pity them. We in this community have a sense of urgency to make good things happen in our lives, because we know things do not "just work out." Most people don't. That's why I'm ever thankful for discovering this maligned little corner of the Internet, even though I don't agree with every consensus opinion here. After slogging through that mess of feelgood delusion, I'm in the mood to read a little Heartiste.
spokepoker 路 2016-05-27 00:26:00 路 #3070
Is there a link to the comments for it?
Delta 路 2016-05-27 00:33:00 路 #3071
(05-27-2016 12:26 AM)spokepoker Wrote:  Is there a link to the comments for it?

It's on facebook and I'm not sure if facebook links work properly from one profile to the next, so just google the following:

humans of new york i'm ready to settle and i can't
Aquiles_Baesta_Parada 路 2016-05-27 09:38:00 路 #3072
(05-26-2016 07:45 PM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  [Image: CjDs47uUgAAyvOj.jpg:large]

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CRR 路 2016-05-27 10:18:00 路 #3073
^^^Ha, that reminds me of a few years ago on social media when there was "Doppelg盲nger Week" where women were posting photos of celebrities that they were told they look like.

This was my general reaction:

   

In fact, it served as proof that the self-esteem movement is ridiculous, and should be replaced by self-reflection.
spokepoker 路 2016-05-27 12:20:00 路 #3074
I tried digging through the comments for some actual truth, instead of ego jilling, but it was taking too long so I gave up.
Caractacus Potts 路 2016-05-27 13:53:00 路 #3075
(05-06-2016 01:20 PM)YoungBlade Wrote:  Can confirm Bosch's post, snark is king when dealing with the women of my generation. I was gaming this waitress at a local cafe when she decided to poke at me. Fired back, and the debate continued until she couldn't handle it, she left to do her job for a bit, then came back and said,

"You know, I'm not threatened by you, Mr. Know-it-all."

My response: "Which is why you had to come back and tell me, right?"

The look on her face as her brain short-circuited was priceless.

Edit: Maniacal laughter also works whenever they try to jab at you and miss. Catches them way off guard.

I'm afraid I came off butt hurt yesterday. She responded to my message by taking something from my profile out of context.

Her: I may not click with you if I'm superficial or wear makeup? hmm. that mattering seems pretty superficial to me. Blocked cuz ur disgusting.

My response?

CP: Blocked for:
1. Lack of reading comprehension
2. No sense of humor
3. Poor spelling and grammar, i.e., cuz and ur.
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