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Gorgiass · 2016-08-21 16:45:00 · #3151
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Ouch. Question is, was she trying to bait, or was she trying to hookup herself. And how many dick pics has she sifted through (strictly business, of course tard) over the years before finally catching him? At least dude has some medicine to dull the shame.
LeeEnfield303 · 2016-08-21 17:06:00 · #3152
#ShitThatNeverHappened
Bazzwaldo · 2016-08-21 20:01:00 · #3153
(08-21-2016 04:45 PM)Gorgiass Wrote:  [Image: CLbreakup_zpsdbtwdye1.png]

Ouch. Question is, was she trying to bait, or was she trying to hookup herself. And how many dick pics has she sifted through (strictly business, of course tard) over the years before finally catching him? At least dude has some medicine to dull the shame.

Mate, I think its a dish best served cold scenario...pity she can't spell as this could've been quite good
Old mate sounds like a philanderer and she caught him out, so now she's off to the cock carousel to please herself whilst fuckin with his head
Both live at the shallow end of the human pool so I'm surprised they don't have a reality show by now
Bacchus · 2016-08-21 21:22:00 · #3154
Scrolling through OKC chicks, when I see this as a girl's profile pic:

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Odds are that's not the only orifice that dog has tongued.

But seriously, American girls need to tone it down with their dogs.
LeeEnfield303 · 2016-08-21 21:40:00 · #3155
OK, I vomited.
rpg · 2016-08-21 23:08:00 · #3156
CNN has posted a story of two bitches live tweeting their abortions. Included is a pic of a bloody bed sheet after the procedure. For fucks sake put on a maxipad.
CynicalContrarian · 2016-08-30 01:14:00 · #3157
In Australia, they've begun to advertise the 2nd Australian 'Bachelorette'.
A TV journalist by the name of Georgia Love.

Quote :
"I'm love by name, but not yet loved by nature."

States she's put her career first above all.
Yet has not found someone to love her. As is provide the juvenile Disneyesque princess fantasy.
Girl isn't ugly by any means.
Yet she's not all that impressive either :

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So chick is a journalist first. Is at best a 6.
Yet she's not quite capable of working out why she's not married...

Must say, if I was one of the male contestants, exposing myself in such a way on a stupid TV show.
If that is what I met on the first night; I'd bail on said first night.
That type of girl is a dime a dozen in any trendy area of any big town.
Armada · 2016-08-30 04:51:00 · #3158
I think it doesn't matter in the end because Aussies don't care about looks.
DJ-Matt · 2016-08-30 12:08:00 · #3159
A post wall six? Jesus no wonder people hate aussie women.
Serious Sam · 2016-09-14 13:52:00 · #3160
Saw this on Facebook. The hamster is strong in this one. To sum it up: Instagram attention whore has kids, gets fat, probably loses several male orbiters, gains several "you go gurl" orbiters, and now relishes in her newfound fatness by trying to categorize it as healthy living. Then she makes sure to say, "love makes you fat." No sweetheart, being lazy and eating like shit makes you fat. Working on a middle-aged heart attack by eating 20 nuggets and drinking sodas all day does not equate to love for you husband and children.

Quote:No, this isn't a before and after shot of weightloss. But it is a victory story.
I write this from my heart. It hurts. On the left - This was my body before kids.
No stretch marks or scars from belly button piercings. A belly button that was high. A flat stomach. I was always on a diet back then. And this was the best diet I went on. I used to take photos of my progress. Uploading this photo wouldn't be bad, it's like me being in a bikini. It's socially acceptable.

I took progress photos because it meant I was closer to be a weight where I would love myself. I ate no carbs, and barely any vegetables. Just meat. But I loved it because I was losing weight rapidly and the more bones that protruded the more I valued myself. I ended up hating meat, and was always suffering from heartburn.

But still I looked at this photo, this image of myself, like I was fat. There was nothing wrong with the way I looked. My body was mine. No one else would have said anything, they would have told me I looked fit, that I was healthy. I remember people asking me what my excercise routine was... They admired me. I admired me! I bought a whole new wardrobe. I was so proud. I showed off my body.

On the right is me now. Stretch marks. A droopy belly button. Thicker, not many bones protruding, but more dimples that represent cellulite. People don't want to see this photo. All of a sudden it's not okay. It's not pleasing to the eye anymore. It's not a body to be admired.

This body, it's not a result of just meat. It's a result of eating everything. Fruit, vegetables, carbs; pasta, rice, cakes, chocolate.. Sometimes 20 chicken nuggets. Fish... It's not always healthy but 99% of it is. The nuggets are for when I'm tired.. Sure.

The scars and stretch marks and jiggly tummy is because I made humans. I ate a little more cake, I drank a little more wine. I made mug cakes at 9pm and snuggled on the couch with my husband. But for some reason, I didn't love this body. It's sad.

This body didnt deserve sexy underwear, or a new wardrobe. Sometimes I didn't even want to take pregnancy photos because I was ashamed of how big I looked. I didn't admire this body.

I felt like people were forcing me to love my body. "You've only got one"... Well, I don't care. I want to be skinny. But shit, when I was, I wasn't happy. And I certainly wasn't healthy.

But you know what? I have achieved more with this body, then I have with my old body. I've eaten more good foods. I've lived more, I've given more, I've enjoyed more. I've made life. This body, THIS body should be celebrated and admired.
I should admire myself. I should love myself.

I get it now. Celebrating all body types. All body types and the stories that go with that body. Above all, THE person should be celebrated. Healthy bodies should be celebrated. Healthy should be what we strive for. Healthy minds, healthy journey's and however that reflects on to our bodies, we should admire it.

I still want to look like the first photo, no doubt. I miss that body, it makes me sad. But I want to get there in a healthy way, mentally and physically. I want to be proud and at peace with this body. And I want to like what I've got now.
No.. I want to love what I've got now.

No matter what size you are, a size 6 or size 60. You deserve to celebrate it. Sexy underwear AND a new wardrobe.
So love your body, because you truly really really, only get one! (In this life anyway ?)

And it's STILL sexy to wear granny jocks! Woop woop!

Love makes you fat – The Mum on the Run

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spokepoker · 2016-09-14 23:01:00 · #3161
Ugh. What a fucking shame.
Maybe if I look at the pic in reverse it will cheer me up.
Suits · 2016-09-14 23:24:00 · #3162
(08-21-2016 04:45 PM)Gorgiass Wrote:  [Image: CLbreakup_zpsdbtwdye1.png]

Ouch. Question is, was she trying to bait, or was she trying to hookup herself. And how many dick pics has she sifted through (strictly business, of course tard) over the years before finally catching him? At least dude has some medicine to dull the shame.

This is just a whore advertising her services.

She made up the story to give herself a marketing edge, guys who normal wouldn't want to bang a prostitute, but are willing to give a girl "tips" in exchange for the opportunity to "help her exact revenge."

Smart whore.
Gorgiass · 2016-09-16 00:05:00 · #3163
(09-14-2016 11:24 PM)Suits Wrote:  This is just a whore advertising her services.

She made up the story to give herself a marketing edge, guys who normal wouldn't want to bang a prostitute, but are willing to give a girl "tips" in exchange for the opportunity to "help her exact revenge."

Smart whore.

Tips means drunk/high/fucked up on whatever. Short for tipsy originally.

For context, this post is from a very small area, it's not like she was sorting through dick pics from all of Manhattan, although some bitches are probably crazy enough to try that. Guy was legit busted in my opinion.
Suits · 2016-09-16 19:38:00 · #3164
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Lizard King · 2016-09-17 06:05:00 · #3165
(08-20-2016 08:42 AM)LeeEnfield303 Wrote:  
(08-18-2016 05:58 PM)kaotic Wrote:  Loves to travel means she loves riding dick when she travels

"Young wild and free"

"not looking for anything serious"

"down to earth"

"Love beach, gym, (X), (Y), (Z)"

Every single girl ever on a dating app is completely predictable.

Don't forget:

"Tired of the games"

"If you're a playa, move along"

"My son/dau/cat/horse/dog is my life"

It's everywhere.

I think I mentioned the "Dependent X is my world" a lot earlier in this thread.

Found it: https://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-11111...#pid786633

It's like a painter saying, "I'm a painter, and I put paint on the wall, if you don't like it, move along."

Bitch! You're a mother, your children SHOULD be your priority, you don't get any medals or +1 points from men for doing what you're meant to do, like men do everyday without recognition.
Rocket75 · 2016-10-06 03:10:00 · #3166
A story of mine:

Tried internet dating a few years back. Went ok for the most part... I probably shouldn't have as i really wasn't in much of a good space for dating, i was caring for my terminally ill mother at the time. Lots of emotional stress....

So i found a profile , she was a slim, cute looking girl who, judging by the picture, was very fit and held her age surprisingly well (how naive was I!)
Anyway it turned out after a few emails and phone conversations that we had some things in common, so we decided to meet.

She warned me she had cut her hair and coloured it, and that she wasn't as fit anymore as she was in the photo, but it didn't worry me, i wasn't fit and a bit chubby at the time. Could have stood to lose a few kilos myself.

Anyway i was waiting to meet her outside a coffee shop when I noticed her coming straight towards me. I did recognise her but boy she was so fat. And older!

We talked for a bit and she explained about how the photo was about 8 (!!!!) years old when she was very fit, going to the gym all the time, and felt good about herself, so she thought that posting a picture so old and when she was a quarter of her size was a reasonable thing to do. It showed people that once, she had a great self esteem by being thin, young, and fit.

"It doesn't matter in the long run" because " i can see already you're not shallow like the other guys".

Great, lies about her age, size, appearance etc then sets me up to not be shallow, for the inevitable moment when i become shallow, when she can throw it back at me.

Anyway, stupid me, we hung out a bit for a few weeks, maybe once a week. Got lots of fat logic, like - " my body loses weight when it's cold, so i decided not to wear a jacket tonight" Yeah, ok.

So anyway, we went for a walk one night and asked me why i hadn't made a move, and because i was gutless, i told her it was because of all the emotional stuff i was going thru with my dying mother. She said she had already decided because i hadn't pounced on her rolls of obese fat after a month, that I was gay and didn't know yet, or didn't want to admit it.

Of course, how could i not know this about myself.

Shortly after that, she said that i had to decide if i wanted her or not, otherwise she would make herself available to other men. I really wasn't fussed, and i hate those bullshit games, so i said that was fine. She told me we could only be friends and she went back onto the dating site to meet more men.

Fair enough.

Few weeks afterwards, i got a text saying that since i dumped her, she had put on lots of additional weight and was an emotional mess, and it was my fault because i didn't want to be her boyfriend.

TWO YEARS LATER. She sends me a letter in the post, saying that that the hurt took a long time to heal and that i should be ashamed, or words to that effect..... TWO YEARS,

TL, DR - girl lies about her age and morbid obesity on the net. When i don't fall for her, she tells me i must be gay. Gives me ultimatum, then blames me for even more weight gain because of emotional trauma caused by me failing to play her power games
Roardog · 2016-10-06 03:56:00 · #3167
(08-30-2016 01:14 AM)CynicalContrarian Wrote:  In Australia, they've begun to advertise the 2nd Australian 'Bachelorette'.
A TV journalist by the name of Georgia Love.

Quote :
"I'm love by name, but not yet loved by nature."

States she's put her career first above all.
Yet has not found someone to love her. As is provide the juvenile Disneyesque princess fantasy.
Girl isn't ugly by any means.
Yet she's not all that impressive either :

[Image: 2dde36bd9fb232f773e794304d7e6ceb?width=650] [Image: e5d9ebf9f804a8a4bdb4a5cdac3d1ec2?width=316] [Image: bc5cf127fb3ab759c187e79efec6a003?width=316]

So chick is a journalist first. Is at best a 6.
Yet she's not quite capable of working out why she's not married...

Must say, if I was one of the male contestants, exposing myself in such a way on a stupid TV show.
If that is what I met on the first night; I'd bail on said first night.
That type of girl is a dime a dozen in any trendy area of any big town.

She's the best they could do for The Bachelorette!? Wow, Sam Frost was way hotter than her. If she looks like that with makeup and good lighting I'd hate to see her the morning after Confused
XPQ22 · 2016-10-06 09:09:00 · #3168
(10-06-2016 03:10 AM)Rocket75 Wrote:  TL, DR - girl lies about her age and morbid obesity on the net. When i don't fall for her, she tells me i must be gay. Gives me ultimatum, then blames me for even more weight gain because of emotional trauma caused by me failing to play her power games

That was painful to read.

Appropriate response (perhaps slightly more polite): "No, I'm not the shallow type (I just only like fat girls as 'friends'.) But you lied your fat ass off. Peace."

Hopefully you have, or will, learn that part of successful dating, Internet or otherwise, is setting good boundaries and realizing that nobody has any right to make you severely uncomfortable, and this goes for men and women alike. You then don't worry so much about looking like an asshole, when you walk out on a date with that chunker who openly tells you that she's using pics from the Clinton administration.

Let 'em whine and cry and throw themselves against the walls all they want. I'm not the asshole here by walking out on you, lady, you're the asshole by trying to run SIF-game on me and think that because I try to generally be a kind person, you can ride that shit to anywhere. She was certainly just a manipulative asshole coming in, fuck 'em (definitely don't.) Finish drink, nice meeting you, have a nice life.

Welcome, friend. May you never again be troubled by a SIF from this day forward.
Spectral_Observer · 2016-10-06 12:04:00 · #3169
(10-06-2016 03:10 AM)Rocket75 Wrote:  TWO YEARS LATER. She sends me a letter in the post, saying that that the hurt took a long time to heal and that i should be ashamed, or words to that effect..... TWO YEARS,

Laugh4

I hope you saved that letter and framed it, that should be like a badge of honor for emotionally devastating (granted she was already damaged to begin with) a chick for that long while practically doing or saying nothing to her.
JuiceDC · 2016-10-08 07:45:00 · #3170
Benoit · 2016-10-08 08:20:00 · #3171
(10-08-2016 07:45 AM)JuiceDC Wrote:  Stupid feminist tries to write "ironically" about the careerism/ patriarchy and basically ends up sounding like Eastern European wife material.

https:[email protected]/why-i-th....s8lcmf689

Great comment:
Quote:I’d say the biggest reason why you’ll never find a rich guy to marry, especially a hot rich guy, is because you’re an insufferable leftist. Rich guys are going to want high quality women, and women who are radical feminists and self loathing whites are not high quality.

Just like you’ll probably think I’m a low quality male for making this comment, most men will think you’re a low quality female when they read all of your blog posts because they indicate how batshit crazy you are.

The only men who disagree with what I’m saying are fat, pudgy, low test cuckolds.
Ivanis · 2016-10-08 08:27:00 · #3172
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Shes a 5 at best, good luck with even attracting a rich, high value man. I find it funny how lizards pretend like they are the ones who choose whether or not they will marry the rich guy. Western womens self esteem is too high! Not to mention her fucking victim complex:

"But, having my own career is super depressing. On top of the fact that I won’t earn as much as my male peers, will not be promoted as much as my male peers, will not be taken as seriously as my male peers..."

Its like this chick at the gym that I saw, she is at best a 5. I just got done with a deadlifting set and was walking over to get a drink. This chick sits at the water fountain filling up her Cumberland farms big gulp talking to her friend like I wasn't even there... I just stepped in front of her, she scoffed and walked away... Honestly.


Edit: I overlooked this paragraph in the article.

"So — am I serious? Sort of. Truthfully, it’s probably too late for me. I’m not hot enough, have no interest in becoming hot enough, and I’m kind of a bitch/troll. Additionally, “wealth” doesn’t turn me on so unless I find a hot rich guy I’d be signing up for a life of terrible sex which I’m not willing to do (and, landing a hot rich guy is probably damn near impossible."
JuiceDC · 2016-10-08 08:59:00 · #3173
Ivanis · 2016-10-08 09:01:00 · #3174
XPQ22 · 2016-10-08 09:54:00 · #3175
(10-08-2016 08:27 AM)Ivanis Wrote:  "So — am I serious? Sort of. Truthfully, it’s probably too late for me. I’m not hot enough, have no interest in becoming hot enough, and I’m kind of a bitch/troll. Additionally, “wealth” doesn’t turn me on so unless I find a hot rich guy I’d be signing up for a life of terrible sex which I’m not willing to do (and, landing a hot rich guy is probably damn near impossible."

I wonder if I could write an op-ed piece about what a self-absorbed, useless sack of shit I am, and have anyone publish it.

It's amusing and a bit sad that after all those hundreds of words of raging, blaming, and self-pity-wallowing, she closes with what's essentially a rehash of Esther Vilar's opening quote to "The Manipulated Man": "A woman's body is her fate."
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