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Diogenes · 2016-06-30 15:07:00 · #3101
(06-20-2016 12:37 PM)Red_Pillage Wrote:  [Image: jIZgOlX.png]

That escalated quickly ...
Days of Broken Arrows · 2016-07-25 23:18:00 · #3102
I need someplace to post this. It's not exactly a hamsterism. More like an example as to why older (American) women are crazy without knowing it.

While looking through OKC, I came across the profile of someone I once knew. We both worked for the same company. She was never the most fun-loving person back then, but post-divorce she's going completely SJW.

Under the question that asked whether she makes offensive jokes sometimes, she gave an explanatory answer: "Jokes are problematic."

Got that? No joking guys! You have to be totally serious. Like a stone-faced robot. And no, she's not kidding with this comment. She is the most humorless person in history -- and now she's "religious" to boot. To complicate matters, she still looks pretty good. You can't win.

If you're young and reading this, get on your knees and thank God you don't have to deal with batshit crazy older women. One day you realize that all those whacked-out teachers you dreaded having are the women you now meet for dates.

If you all ever wonder why I come off a bit crazed on here myself, it's because of having to deal with this.

   
Krivo · 2016-07-26 19:43:00 · #3103
Please post a photo of her DoBA
Days of Broken Arrows · 2016-07-26 21:56:00 · #3104
(07-26-2016 07:43 PM)Krivo Wrote:  Please post a photo of her DoBA

No can do. Roosh has rules about posting pics of women we know -- for good reason. We don't need legal drama. This is why I X-ed out her face.

What I'd recommend we do instead is compare any women in question to celebrities. This one is kind of a combination of Kristen Chenoweth and Chloe Grace Moretz.

Sadly, her personality is more like Lena Dunham. When I was 20 I was willing to put up with a lot of shit to be with a hottie, but my patience has grown thin. I'm long passed the age where I'm willing to be preached to about issues or "enlightened." Enlighten me with a fucking sandwich.
debeguiled · 2016-07-27 10:43:00 · #3105
(07-25-2016 11:18 PM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  I need someplace to post this. It's not exactly a hamsterism. More like an example
Under the question that asked whether she makes offensive jokes sometimes, she gave an explanatory answer: "Jokes are problematic."

This is the exact opposite of what the best looking girl I knew in college once said. Someone told her a joke and she said:

Quote:Jokes are so funny. They crack me up.
Days of Broken Arrows · 2016-07-27 12:53:00 · #3106
^^^^^^^^^

Update to the above drama: Her OKCupid photos were deceptive. I should have known.

Her Facebook pics show a much beefier, much older-looking woman. She had a waif-like body in her twenties, so the extra weight she's put on looks awkward -- not like when women are shapely and extra weight can make them more buxom.

So, ultimately, this does, in fact, fall under the hamster category. The classic bimbo-turned activist (as one of my editors used to say) who thinks the world should listen now because it used to listen to her when she was hot.

The person who we should be mourning, though, is her ex-husband. There is no WAY she's living the highlife in Washington, DC on her salary.

However, since Roosh has stated clearly that this is not a P2P forum, I won't comment on any alimony issues. I agree P2P is wrong. ESPECIALLY when the state makes you P2P for things you did decades past. Hahahahahaha.

PS: The Kristen Chenoweth and Chloe Grace Moretz comparisons also need to disappear...kind of like those last three cheesecakes that were in her kitchen. Hahahahah. I'm just cracking myself up today.
HeyPete · 2016-07-28 12:26:00 · #3107
(07-27-2016 12:53 PM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  ^^^^^^^^^

The classic bimbo-turned activist (as one of my editors used to say) who thinks the world should listen now because it used to listen to her when she was hot.

This line right here sums up everything about nearly every hot woman I've worked with or went to school with - now that I've reached my 40's.

They just can't wrap their head around why no one besides their equally idiotic, man-hater friends pays one shred of attention to them.
Kid Twist · 2016-07-28 13:27:00 · #3108
(07-28-2016 12:26 PM)HeyPete Wrote:  
(07-27-2016 12:53 PM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  ^^^^^^^^^

The classic bimbo-turned activist (as one of my editors used to say) who thinks the world should listen now because it used to listen to her when she was hot.

This line right here sums up everything about nearly every hot woman I've worked with or went to school with - now that I've reached my 40's.

They just can't wrap their head around why no one besides their equally idiotic, man-hater friends pays one shred of attention to them.


Wow, that is a succint, classic line. Amazing, and oh-so-true.
Kid Twist · 2016-07-28 13:28:00 · #3109
(07-28-2016 12:26 PM)HeyPete Wrote:  
(07-27-2016 12:53 PM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  ^^^^^^^^^

The classic bimbo-turned activist (as one of my editors used to say) who thinks the world should listen now because it used to listen to her when she was hot.

This line right here sums up everything about nearly every hot woman I've worked with or went to school with - now that I've reached my 40's.

They just can't wrap their head around why no one besides their equally idiotic, man-hater friends pays one shred of attention to them.

LOL, it made me think of Jane Fonda types and then (before I read your post) ... I realized it was women who continued to "listen."
LeeEnfield303 · 2016-07-28 17:32:00 · #3110
(07-26-2016 09:56 PM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  This one is kind of a combination of Kristen Chenoweth and Chloe Grace Moretz.

Sold......WB Wink
Suits · 2016-08-01 04:04:00 · #3111
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hydrogonian · 2016-08-01 04:14:00 · #3112
^^ There's nothing like a wannabe feminist with the enhanced neurosis that a likely-higher Chinese IQ brings.

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Il Bersagliere · 2016-08-01 04:40:00 · #3113
(08-01-2016 04:04 AM)Suits Wrote:  [Image: xu249mE.jpg]

I'm not sure what she was trying to accomplish with all that cognitive dissonance.

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Serious Sam · 2016-08-04 20:15:00 · #3114
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/solo...umped-him/

Found this gem of an article online. This woman is doing everything in her power to hamster away her slutty behavior.

Quote:All of a sudden, six months into our relationship, my boyfriend was insatiably curious about everything that had happened before we’d met. The questions started out simple enough: How old were you when you were first kissed? Then they quickly escalated into questions like: Have you ever had sex in a public place? When he got an answer that made me seem less than virginal, we fought.

These questions, while seeming unprovoked by the author, likely sprouted up because men have a sixth sense for sluts. Or she could have been flirting with other guys in front of him. We know when a girl's been a whore, and our natural instincts tell us not to marry whores.

Quote:With each new inquiry, it was becoming clear that he thought I was a slut, and I thought I was normal.

Yep.

Quote:“How many people have you slept with?” he asked again. I wanted to lie, but I’m a horrible liar. Even when I consider fibbing, my face gives it away. I also knew the answer to that question was none of his business, no matter my number. What does it matter how many people I’ve slept with?

The wheels start to spin. Paint him as the bad guy. How dare he ask how many dicks you've taken?

Quote:Instead of answering I tried a different tactic: “How many people have you slept with?” I countered. All I got was a shrug followed by, “I don’t know. I didn’t keep count.” I was infuriated. What a double standard! As the woman in this relationship, I was expected to be pure as the driven snow, but no matter how many women he’d been with, I was supposed to accept it?

This won't be the first time she avoids the question. He fucked up by answering. She shit-tested him, he failed. It's obvious by now that she's taken a truckload of dick.

Quote:The thing is, though, I did accept it. I didn’t care how many woman he had slept with. He was with me now, and that was enough.

Of course you didn't care, especially if he was willing to finance your future whoredom and give you half his assets when you inevitably divorced him.

Quote:My number wasn’t that high. But that wasn’t going to make a difference. Anything higher than one was going to be too much for him. Finally, I answered him. He walked out of the room.

Once again, she doesn't list the number in the article...because it is that high; hence, why he walked out of the room. And it was probably a lie. The number she gave him maybe covered half the cocks, and surely eliminated the numerous blowjobs, handjobs, anal poundings, etc.

Quote:When I started dating someone new, I waited for the questions to begin. I wanted to see how this new man would react, but those questions never came. When I did offer tidbits from my past relationships, my past didn’t matter to him. I slowly began to relax, feeling from him the acceptance that I’d wanted. We developed a deep mutual understanding and respect for each other, and in this environment I blossomed. When he told me he loved me I knew that he did. When he asked me to marry him, I said, “Yes.”

A quick little tidbit: the author of this article, Tonilyn Hornung, penned a fabulous piece of literature titled, "How to Raise a Husband: A Whole Bunch of Ways to Build a Strong and Happy Marriage."

The husband's review on Amazon: "Because of the thoughts behind this book, I have realized my complete self. I never knew how happy I could be. I am so thankful. Did I get that right, honey?"

Only in this fucked up world does this happen.
Zanardi · 2016-08-05 01:55:00 · #3115
(08-04-2016 08:15 PM)Serious Sam Wrote:  
Quote:Instead of answering I tried a different tactic: “How many people have you slept with?” I countered. All I got was a shrug followed by, “I don’t know. I didn’t keep count.” I was infuriated. What a double standard! As the woman in this relationship, I was expected to be pure as the driven snow, but no matter how many women he’d been with, I was supposed to accept it?

This won't be the first time she avoids the question. He fucked up by answering. She shit-tested him, he failed. It's obvious by now that she's taken a truckload of dick.

What should he answer so as to pass her test?
spokepoker · 2016-08-05 02:34:00 · #3116
Hundreds. Then smile and smack her ass.
edit; He shouldn't have been asking that question like that anyways. I don't know how to ask it, but that sure wasn't the way to do it.
Suits · 2016-08-05 03:34:00 · #3117
(08-04-2016 08:15 PM)Serious Sam Wrote:  
Quote:Instead of answering I tried a different tactic: “How many people have you slept with?” I countered. All I got was a shrug followed by, “I don’t know. I didn’t keep count.” I was infuriated. What a double standard! As the woman in this relationship, I was expected to be pure as the driven snow, but no matter how many women he’d been with, I was supposed to accept it?

This won't be the first time she avoids the question. He fucked up by answering. She shit-tested him, he failed. It's obvious by now that she's taken a truckload of dick.

Wtf
ed pluribus unum · 2016-08-05 06:35:00 · #3118
I think this one is more suited here than in the Gavin McInnes thread. In any case, he really nails female hamsterism in this one:

http://www.therebel.media/empowered_spin...m_that_way

Can't say I fully agree with the 'we helped make them that way' but the rest is spot on.
Days of Broken Arrows · 2016-08-08 18:10:00 · #3119
   

Hey guys, look who it is! It's "Fun-Loving Girl" (this was part of her Match.com name before I blocked it out).

How do we know "Fun-Loving Girl" is fun-loving? Because after her and I went out a few times she did two gangsta black guys at once in a hotel room on a dare from her friend -- who watched. I know this for a fact. How do I know? Because she told me!

Ah, but twenty or so years down the road, what does "Fun-Loving Girl" want out of life? A man who "shows kindness" and a relationship "that could lead to marriage in the future." (As opposed to leading to marriage in the the past, I guess.)

But do you all know what might prevent a gal's life trajectory from "leading to marriage in the future?"

If you guessed "fucking two gangstas in a hotel room while her friend watched" you win the prize!!!

And do you know what kind of men don't "show kindness" and don't want "marriage in the future?"

Ding ding ding!! Whoever said "gangstas who double team girls in hotel rooms while their friend watches" also wins the prize!!!!!!

This is also one incident I'm relating. There are more.

What is the prize I referenced? The prize is the knowledge that when you find these online "catches" at age 41 you don't know where the hell they've been. Keep this in mind.

Why do I keep seeing women I used to know on these dating sites? This is the second one in a week.
N°6 · 2016-08-08 23:43:00 · #3120
^She'll probably find that kind guy who is 'ambitious' enough to find even more resources for her. Anyone who gets married without due diligence is asking for it.
Krivo · 2016-08-09 00:25:00 · #3121
DoBA, you really went out with this exact girl twenty years ago?
evilhei · 2016-08-09 00:49:00 · #3122
(08-04-2016 08:15 PM)Serious Sam Wrote:  https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/solo...umped-him/

This is not the way to do it, just pinning the girl many times of how many she slept with etc. That guy had some issues. There are many other ways to screen if the girl is slut or not, no point in just asking her, she will never tell.
Matsufubu · 2016-08-09 01:38:00 · #3123
A woman that has "never married" in her profile by her 40's is an alarm bell to me. It's like she has so little to offer and is so damaged that nobody wants her.

Oh, and "kindness" = "spend money on me", as if anyone didn't know that already.
Kid Twist · 2016-08-09 15:44:00 · #3124
Speaking of that, I had a girl who was one of the most enthusiastic texters last night and today, and also a mom of 2 by two different dads, ask me a string of questions such as "Why are you single at age 3-"?

I'm laughing to myself going, whoa whoa whoa, your age claim is 24 and I'm getting the questions here?

I guess if the basic logic of "Look at you, then look at me" didn't work, any explanation that a single guy in his 30s might exactly want to be with a 2 kid early 20+ year old mom by different dads ... ahhh hamster, you can't make this stuff up
Days of Broken Arrows · 2016-08-09 15:49:00 · #3125
(08-09-2016 12:25 AM)Krivo Wrote:  DoBA, you really went out with this exact girl twenty years ago?

Let me put it this way: This is probably about the tenth woman I once went out with who is now on a dating site decades later -- and has never married.

There's a silver lining. I now know it wasn't me who was the problem. They don't seem to have clicked with anyone, ever (i.e. "Longest relationship: Three years").

For what it's worth, I've also observed another interesting thing. Almost all these women work for the government in some capacity. So I guess the car lady crowd women really does marry the gov't -- whether its through welfare or their make-work jobs program.
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