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iop890 · 2016-02-18 20:33:00 · #13554
The weasel being slimy again: http://www.mediaite.com/online/cruz-camp...ith-obama/
MiscBrah · 2016-02-18 20:34:00 · #13555
(02-18-2016 08:33 PM)iop890 Wrote: The weasel being slimy again: http://www.mediaite.com/online/cruz-camp...ith-obama/
That is some incredibly shitty photoshop. You think with all their money and resources they could do better than that...
DamienCasanova · 2016-02-18 20:35:00 · #13556
https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2016/02/...and-trump/
The Pump And Trump
February 18, 2016 by CH
2016 will be the Year of Reckonings. A great schism in the nation opens, a herald rises, and battle fronts coalesce. As a soldier of furrows, it’s time to take up the banner and the hammer of The Trumpening and do your part for the revolution:
The Pump and Trump.
The next time you have your woman post-coitally wrapped in the shelter of your shitlord’s uncucked embrace, gaze contentedly at the ceiling and slowly announce, in a gravelly nut-busted voice, “That was almost as good as making America great again.”
If it’s just after the election when Trump is anointed Supreme Galactic Overlord, say “That was almost as good as voting for Trump”.
The purpose of the Pump and Trump is two-fold: one, any shrieky silly SJW/SWPL feminist freaks with nonetheless fuckable figures (rare, I know) will be sufficiently offended by your declaration that they will self-remove from your life, post-pump. A no muss, no fuss gruffly stuffed muff buff.
Two, you will know love if she reacts with peals of delight, or even an amused exasperation. This woman is a keeper, and she will stand by your side whispering words of encouragement as you prepare to crest the paradigm shift to victory and glory with the Trumpentroops.
The Pump and Trump: Make American Women Sated Again.
The Pump And Trump
February 18, 2016 by CH
2016 will be the Year of Reckonings. A great schism in the nation opens, a herald rises, and battle fronts coalesce. As a soldier of furrows, it’s time to take up the banner and the hammer of The Trumpening and do your part for the revolution:
The Pump and Trump.
The next time you have your woman post-coitally wrapped in the shelter of your shitlord’s uncucked embrace, gaze contentedly at the ceiling and slowly announce, in a gravelly nut-busted voice, “That was almost as good as making America great again.”
If it’s just after the election when Trump is anointed Supreme Galactic Overlord, say “That was almost as good as voting for Trump”.
The purpose of the Pump and Trump is two-fold: one, any shrieky silly SJW/SWPL feminist freaks with nonetheless fuckable figures (rare, I know) will be sufficiently offended by your declaration that they will self-remove from your life, post-pump. A no muss, no fuss gruffly stuffed muff buff.
Two, you will know love if she reacts with peals of delight, or even an amused exasperation. This woman is a keeper, and she will stand by your side whispering words of encouragement as you prepare to crest the paradigm shift to victory and glory with the Trumpentroops.
The Pump and Trump: Make American Women Sated Again.
Lucky · 2016-02-18 20:39:00 · #13557
Trump is the Muhammad Ali of politics.
This might be a strange claim to make but hear me out. Separate the political views of both men and just think about their media personality styles.
Before Ali came along in the boxing world, champions were expected to behave a certain way-- humble, polite, low key.
Then Ali came along and changed the whole game. He was a braggart and enjoyed taunting his opponents for publicity. Establishment and media figures to ask why he was so full of himself. Ali then teased the reporters and did it all with a twinkle in his eye. No one was sure, but generally people suspected his act was tongue-in-cheek. He won a lot of people over in part because he was so entertaining to watch both in and out of the ring.
Old school boxing fans hated Ali, asking why he couldn't just behave like other boxing champions.
Now he's a legend.
This clip at 4:36 sparked this realization in me. Trump calls Jeb a "sad case" and has everyone cracking up. Look at Trump's eyes and you can see the twinkle.
![[Image: sI8iuEO.jpg?1]](http://i.imgur.com/sI8iuEO.jpg?1)
This might be a strange claim to make but hear me out. Separate the political views of both men and just think about their media personality styles.
Before Ali came along in the boxing world, champions were expected to behave a certain way-- humble, polite, low key.
Then Ali came along and changed the whole game. He was a braggart and enjoyed taunting his opponents for publicity. Establishment and media figures to ask why he was so full of himself. Ali then teased the reporters and did it all with a twinkle in his eye. No one was sure, but generally people suspected his act was tongue-in-cheek. He won a lot of people over in part because he was so entertaining to watch both in and out of the ring.
Old school boxing fans hated Ali, asking why he couldn't just behave like other boxing champions.
Now he's a legend.
This clip at 4:36 sparked this realization in me. Trump calls Jeb a "sad case" and has everyone cracking up. Look at Trump's eyes and you can see the twinkle.
iop890 · 2016-02-18 20:42:00 · #13558
Kasich, Yeb!, and Trump will go one at a time in that order.
How many gotcha questions are we expecting?
How many gotcha questions are we expecting?
iop890 · 2016-02-18 20:43:00 · #13559
Kasich has the republican nu-male vote locked down.
eskimobobseal · 2016-02-18 20:45:00 · #13560
I thought they were all at once. I'm not sitting through the two cucks - someone post in here when Trump comes on
(02-18-2016 08:22 PM)Neo Wrote: An attempt on his life is something I've been seriously worrying about since Trump has made this run for president. He is under SS protection now, and when I read that I thought about time.
I'm not talking about anyone the SS would protect him against. You know who else had SS-protection? JFK.
Liberty Sea · 2016-02-18 20:48:00 · #13562
(02-18-2016 08:34 PM)MiscBrah Wrote:(02-18-2016 08:33 PM)iop890 Wrote: The weasel being slimy again: http://www.mediaite.com/online/cruz-camp...ith-obama/
That is some incredibly shitty photoshop. You think with all their money and resources they could do better than that...
His campaign did make good ad though:
LEMONed IScream · 2016-02-18 20:52:00 · #13563
Kasich is in the wrong party.
Easy_C · 2016-02-18 20:55:00 · #13564
Enoch · 2016-02-18 20:56:00 · #13565
Kasich - single mothers are American heroes. What a nightmare.
iop890 · 2016-02-18 20:56:00 · #13566
"I'm such a nice guy, vote for me I don't attack or put any effort into anything I'm just peace and love dude, no confrontation, doesn't matter if we lose I'm just happy to be here haha."
Liberty Sea · 2016-02-18 20:57:00 · #13567
(02-18-2016 08:52 PM)LEMONed IScream Wrote: Kasich is in the wrong party.
He did say that before:
"I ought to be running in a Democrat primary. I got more Democrats for me — you have any Republican friends?"
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/2685...ic-primary
And he kinda said he was the best Democrat in the race:
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/201...-race.html
TheSlayer · 2016-02-18 21:01:00 · #13568
That was nauseating to watch regarding "high rates of violence against women" and how Kasich wants to do more to help women on campuses.
iop890 · 2016-02-18 21:04:00 · #13569
This is some low energy shit.
RawGod · 2016-02-18 21:06:00 · #13570
This is just surreal. Waking up to find Trump going toe to toe with the Pope.
eskimobobseal · 2016-02-18 21:06:00 · #13571
is Kasich finally done?
Liberty Sea · 2016-02-18 21:07:00 · #13572
![[Image: 9xObXRn.png]](http://i.imgur.com/9xObXRn.png)
iop890 · 2016-02-18 21:09:00 · #13573
iop890 · 2016-02-18 21:14:00 · #13574
Here are some Ivanka's if Kasich is putting you to sleep.
![[Image: 2015_10_08_mrconservative_5616cebdab753_600x900.jpg]](http://s22.postimg.org/pzkc9d529/2015_10_08_mrconservative_5616cebdab753_600x900.jpg)
![[Image: 2015_10_08_mrconservative_5616cfc17c58c.jpg]](http://s22.postimg.org/t7otmerc1/2015_10_08_mrconservative_5616cfc17c58c.jpg)
![[Image: 2015_10_08_mrconservative_5616cf4d9a490_600x450.jpg]](http://s22.postimg.org/xi3hhzwf5/2015_10_08_mrconservative_5616cf4d9a490_600x450.jpg)
TheSlayer · 2016-02-18 21:16:00 · #13575
When does Trump go on?
Deepdiver · 2016-02-21 00:10:00 · #14076
WaPo owned by the Amazoligarch Jeff Bozos any wonder they are cucking hard for the GOP SuperPAC elites boy Senator Marcobot?
Gótico · 2016-02-21 00:13:00 · #14077
I know one shouldn’t kick a man when he’s but I wasn’t able to resist. Please excuse any typos or errors; it was written very quickly.
Background Music
Papa, just killed my plan,
Put my guac against it’s head
Pulled my trigger now it’s ¡Yeb!
Papa, the race had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
Papa, ooo,
Didn’t mean to make you cry.
If I’m not cucked again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.
Too late, our time is done,
He sends shivers down my spine
Media's buzzing all the time
Goodbye, everybody.
I’ve got to go,
But I'll leave behind my famous guac.
Mama, ooo (anyway the Don goes),
I don't like the Don
I sometimes wish he’d never run at all.
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Daddy Bush, Daddy Bush, will you do the fandango?
Gunshot or cyanide,
Very, very frightening me!
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro―magnifico.
I'm just a rich boy and nobody loves me
(he's just a rich boy from a rich family)
Spare him his life from this low energy.
Easy Don, easy bro.
Will you let me go?
Low energy, no! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Low energy, no! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
[...]
So you think you can stop me and spit in my guac?
So you think you can bully me and leave me to die?
Oh, Donald, can't do this to me, Donald.
Just gotta get out
Just gotta get right outta here.
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me.
Anyway the Don goes.
Background Music
Papa, just killed my plan,
Put my guac against it’s head
Pulled my trigger now it’s ¡Yeb!
Papa, the race had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
Papa, ooo,
Didn’t mean to make you cry.
If I’m not cucked again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.
Too late, our time is done,
He sends shivers down my spine
Media's buzzing all the time
Goodbye, everybody.
I’ve got to go,
But I'll leave behind my famous guac.
Mama, ooo (anyway the Don goes),
I don't like the Don
I sometimes wish he’d never run at all.
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Daddy Bush, Daddy Bush, will you do the fandango?
Gunshot or cyanide,
Very, very frightening me!
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro―magnifico.
I'm just a rich boy and nobody loves me
(he's just a rich boy from a rich family)
Spare him his life from this low energy.
Easy Don, easy bro.
Will you let me go?
Low energy, no! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Low energy, no! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
[...]
So you think you can stop me and spit in my guac?
So you think you can bully me and leave me to die?
Oh, Donald, can't do this to me, Donald.
Just gotta get out
Just gotta get right outta here.
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me.
Anyway the Don goes.
Prince of Persia · 2016-02-21 00:18:00 · #14078
(02-21-2016 12:13 AM)Gótico Wrote:I know one shouldn’t kick a man when he’s but I wasn’t able to resist. Please excuse any typos or errors; it was written very quickly.
Background Music
Papa, just killed my plan,
Put my guac against it’s head
Pulled my trigger now it’s ¡Yeb!
Papa, the race had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
Papa, ooo,
Didn’t mean to make you cry.
If I’m not cucked again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.
Too late, our time is done,
He sends shivers down my spine
Media's buzzing all the time
Goodbye, everybody.
I’ve got to go,
But I'll leave behind my famous guac.
Mama, ooo (anyway the Don goes),
I don't like the Don
I sometimes wish he’d never run at all.
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Daddy Bush, Daddy Bush, will you do the fandango?
Gunshot or cyanide,
Very, very frightening me!
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro―magnifico.
I'm just a rich boy and nobody loves me
(he's just a rich boy from a rich family)
Spare him his life from this low energy.
Easy Don, easy bro.
Will you let me go?
Low energy, no! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Low energy, no! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
[...]
So you think you can stop me and spit in my guac?
So you think you can bully me and leave me to die?
Oh, Donald, can't do this to me, Donald.
Just gotta get out
Just gotta get right outta here.
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me.
Anyway the Don goes.
BRAVO, SIR!