Online-Girl Hamster Thread
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ZeD9 · 2013-06-16 01:04:00 · #1226
Ugh, I hate the big-gums-and-chin look. Girls rockin' that should just stay home. Looks good on Dudley Do-Right, but...
(06-15-2013 11:54 PM)2Wycked Wrote: I see this. The nicest apartments, furniture and cars of my friends tend to belong to my female friends. I know a woman who lost her teaching job & still has serious car loans & apartment rent.
These women are completely delusional. They think some magical 100k job is going to be there for them in 5 or so years. Even if they don't expect that - like teachers - they still leverage income/credit to the limit. Like you said, the more scratch they get, the nicer apartments they get, the more they eat out, they more they blow on shoes/purses.
I wonder if they assume, at the very least, they can settle for a beta who will pay for their financial excesses.
Your approach is very reasonable. It doesn't make sense to women - to at least lay low and get some money moved into investments so at least some money coming in every month. Part of it is living out SATC lifestyles - even though if you are a good-looking woman, a frugal & clean apt is really all that is required for most dudes.
(06-15-2013 11:44 PM)WesternCancer Wrote: What's the deal with chicks (and people in general) who assume that just because they're making six figures they're rich.
I was talking to this chick today and after exclaiming how much fun shes having going out to the beach, to bars for drinks and having good friends, she starts saying "I know ill have to work 80 hour weeks for 3 years before I start making lots. But then ill have enough money to get a nice apt, buy fun things, go to the beach lots.
She'd be spending the exact same proportion of her income making 100k as she does now as a student. Only to get a nicer apt she has to bust her ass for a few years and bust her ass some more.
I told her I wanted to have 30-40k banked by this time next year while having some passive income coming in so I can go spend 1000 a month living somewhere cheap for a while.
She just looked at me like I was stupid and said "I don't want to live like a bum"
This just shows women are not competent to run their own lives and need male direction. But then again, many guys do this as well. So just as most females need male direction, most people need direction by those more competent than them.
germanico · 2013-06-16 02:02:00 · #1228
(06-12-2013 07:32 PM)A War You Cannot Win Wrote: Fallyn Star.
Shes Honduran. Dont forget that. Honduran. Shes not Emerican or Canedian, shes Honduran.
People just dont understand how hard it is to be fat in this world. Shes like, special. Because she is fat when the world doesnt wants her to be.
Hugs and genderqueer kisses for all.
germanico · 2013-06-16 02:09:00 · #1229
Tuthmosis · 2013-06-16 13:36:00 · #1230
Another one of these:
For some reason, I don't believe that she's Italian, Spanish and French. I don't believe any girl that claims she has a bunch of "exotic" things in her family tree.
Tuthmosis · 2013-06-16 13:44:00 · #1232
Idlenations · 2013-06-16 13:45:00 · #1233
Whatever heritage she has doesn't matter, it's clear to see she looks like a mongrel.
Timoteo · 2013-06-16 13:54:00 · #1234
Ms. Italian/Spanish/French has nice eyes, but the rest of her face is ugly. I'll give her credit for what appears to be a nice body.
I love how she wants a man to accept her for who she is, and forgive all of her flaws and nonsense. Yet also states that the ultimate decision about you will be made by her pets. Stupid bitch.
I love how she wants a man to accept her for who she is, and forgive all of her flaws and nonsense. Yet also states that the ultimate decision about you will be made by her pets. Stupid bitch.
Quote:I don't like defining what I'm "looking for" because I like to just go with the flow.
Really just looking for FRIENDS at the moment..but not entirely shutting out the possibility of more.
I'm trying to get things in order to better myself and my career, so don't really have the time to commit to a person..unless they're the RIGHT person.
About me…
I finished my Master’s degree in December 2012 in Clinical Psychology
I plan on applying to PhD programs by the end of this year so I can start in August 2014.
My goal is to work in the federal prison system as a psychologist, and also have my own practice. I want to focus on the reintegration process as I find it is very difficult for inmates to be successful once released, and not many people seem to care.
I’ve found a cause that I can both relate to and put my whole heart into, and it would be nice if my friends/partner also had something that meant a lot to them.
Right now I’m teaching Psychology at a university. Ive been doing it 2 years now and I love it! I'm definitely not a shy person - I have 150+ students in one classroom at a time.
(If I come off shy to you - it's because you're boring and I have nothing to say to you.)
Other than that I’m a 2nd degree black belt. I haven’t trained in awhile but..doesn’t mean I don’t still have my ninja skillz!
Don't write me any of the following messages:
1) "Hi."
Oh look, I just blocked you because your message was so complex.
2) "hey maaaa, whas gooddd?"
Certainly not your spelling, homeboy.
3) "So you're a supreme/above average/bigger idiot than the rest?"
You are not clever or funny..several hundred other people have also written me the same "joke."
4) "So...any luck on here?"
Yes. I'm engaged to one guy and dating another. Don't be dumb. If I had any luck, I wouldn't be on here.
5) "Did you really go to Bruce Lee's grave?"
.......F*cking duh. Why else would I have a picture next to it?
6) "Hey, where is Bruce Lee's grave?"
If you really want to know - GOOGLE IT.
I know you're just trying to make conversation..but that's not how ya do it.
I don't have time to sit here and educate you with a geography lesson.
7) "I'm offended by your profile."
.....Really? You're a p*$$y. There's nothing in here that you should be offended about. If you get offended about something - it's probably because that statement applies to you. =]
I tell it like it is. Not sorry about it. We're grown ups.
in the pink
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Timoteo · 2013-06-16 16:36:00 · #1236
^ I guess she chills with an even FATTER chick so she can look hot by comparison?
Timoteo · 2013-06-16 16:44:00 · #1237
(06-16-2013 04:27 PM)houston Wrote: 6) "Hey, where is Bruce Lee's grave?"
If you really want to know - GOOGLE IT.
I know you're just trying to make conversation..but that's not how ya do it.
I don't have time to sit here and educate you with a geography lesson.
I was actually kind of cool with what she had written until this one - she's not only fat, but a real cunt too. Yes, if a person is trying to start a conversation with you, based on what's on your profile, there's not a fucking thing wrong with this. Sure, they could have Googled it, but their trying to engage YOU in conversation. Just because she's got some academic credentials, and thinks she's REALLY smart, she sees herself as being so superior to others that there's really nothing you could ask her (other than something about psychology I guess) that she'd consider a good question.
Lucky · 2013-06-17 06:12:00 · #1238
I'm always surprised when psych majors (and that chick teaches psychology at the university level) aren't able to analyze themselves and see how broken they are.
Mekorig · 2013-06-17 11:24:00 · #1239
First warning: Psych major. Second warning: want to work with inmates. A very pregnant future in this whale i see.
I never understood why bitches don't want "Hi" or "How are you?" as a message from men. Its just a way to make contact so she can check out the profile and picture and decide if she's interested. Interestingly when they make the first contact its always "hi" or "Hey".
Maybe they are just fishing for long winded messages stroking their ego.
Maybe they are just fishing for long winded messages stroking their ego.
Tuthmosis · 2013-06-17 17:26:00 · #1241
Another unhinged bitch who watches way too much television, thinks being an extreme slut is empowering, and is a false rape-charge waiting to happen:
^You gotta
at that last comment.
^You gotta
at that last comment.TheBlackNarwhal · 2013-06-17 17:48:00 · #1242
^Why do some of these online chicks have all of these fucked up sexual orientations?
"Hi, I'm a metro-pansexual-polyamorous-cockfisting cisgender who happens to be born with a penis and two vaginas."
Really, I believe it's all an attention ploy that our culture has enabled.
"Hi, I'm a metro-pansexual-polyamorous-cockfisting cisgender who happens to be born with a penis and two vaginas."
Really, I believe it's all an attention ploy that our culture has enabled.
2Wycked · 2013-06-17 17:57:00 · #1243
Twenty bucks that above female is nothing than the average heterosexual woman - nothing special or different at all about her. All that BS is posturing to prove she is so unique.
Timoteo · 2013-06-17 18:07:00 · #1244
(06-17-2013 12:01 PM)Dillon Wrote: I never understood why bitches don't want "Hi" or "How are you?" as a message from men. Its just a way to make contact so she can check out the profile and picture and decide if she's interested. Interestingly when they make the first contact its always "hi" or "Hey".
Maybe they are just fishing for long winded messages stroking their ego.
Yep. When you write them a long, thought-out message, you get two-word responses from them.
Wadsworth · 2013-06-17 19:06:00 · #1245
God help me, that last one is the worst yet.
(06-17-2013 06:07 PM)Timoteo Wrote:(06-17-2013 12:01 PM)Dillon Wrote: I never understood why bitches don't want "Hi" or "How are you?" as a message from men. Its just a way to make contact so she can check out the profile and picture and decide if she's interested. Interestingly when they make the first contact its always "hi" or "Hey".
Maybe they are just fishing for long winded messages stroking their ego.
Yep. When you write them a long, thought-out message, you get two-word responses from them.
To string you along for more.
liberman · 2013-06-17 22:17:00 · #1247
Those are not the legs of a real hiker.
Lucky · 2013-06-18 01:35:00 · #1248
Quote:I'm Italian, Irish, Native American, German, and everything else that is white skinned.
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Tuthmosis · 2013-06-19 13:21:00 · #1250