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Tuthmosis · 2012-05-22 22:45:00 · #476
This fugly-ass broad, with fucked up teeth and nails, has the audacity to include a screen cap of the email she got from OKCupid telling her that she's among the most attractive on the site. This, of course, only proves that horny-ass betas click on 4 or 5 stars indiscriminately on chicks.

   

   

   

   
tenderman100 · 2012-05-22 23:27:00 · #477
(05-21-2012 12:39 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  I love how these broads make it sound like if you don't like their kids, you must not like kids. Maybe I do, just not other people's

Wow, even the existentialist in me found this depressing.
Not for her -- she's a complete idiot.
But the kid!! I feel for the kid.

What are these asshole babes thinking? Having kids at 18, 19. With no father in the kid's life, almost assuredly.

It makes you think that eugenics is a viable alternative.
Screwston · 2012-05-22 23:39:00 · #478
Quote:About Me
I Am A BOSS. Meaning Im Not Looking For Anyone Who Trying To Come In My Life To Give Orders' What You See Is What You Get' Ima
Very Sweet Person But Im Not Easy So If Your Looking For Sex Keep Looking Somewhere Else' Sickos I Can't Support A Grown Man So If You Dont Have A Job "Beat It Pal" Im Young & Ambitious & I Want Someone Who's At Least A Couple StepsAhead Of MeOther Than That Get To Know Me Before You Judge' Me Im Not Perfect. . I'm Honest,Goofy I Love Music! Concerts,Shopping,Traveling & Fashion.I am Currently In College Studying Criminal Justice & Sociology. I Am Funny. I Have No Kids.Very Openminded,Just Looking For Someone I Can Build With & Shares These Same CharacteristicsWink Im The Coolest **** You'll Ever Meet! Usually In Relationships,Im Loyal I Like Doing Fun Stuff & Have A GoodTime'. However I've Been Single For A 3Yrs in A Half lol,And It Has Been Very Boring.. . Major Partying & Less Dating. I Think I Want To Be Serious,So Im Giving This A Shot! If You Cant Handle Me At My Worst' You Sure As Hell Dont Deserve Me At My Best' ======= Want To Know More Send A Msg! Toodlez ;P


»»»»»»»»»»P.S I AM NOT INTERESTED IN NOONE WHO HAS A BUSY SCHEDULE & CAN NOT PROVIDE ANYTIME TO HANGOUT W/ ME ITS VERY USELESS & I HATE TO HAVE TO WASTE MY VALUABLE TIME THANK YOU!!! Wink««««««««««««««

I Do Not Like Pretty Boys Or Guys Who Just Think Too Much Of Themselves., As Well As Liars, Cheaters,Pretenders,.. .So Please Dont Message Me.

First Date
Want To Feel Special, Maybe The Beach,Dinner,Movie or A ComedyShow Wink Anything I Desire!
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Quote:: not single dont message me
About Me
I'm very laid back but I love to go out and do fun things like mini golf and bowlin , but I'm cool with a quiet night at home. I'm currently enrolled In a trade school for writing. I am young by age but very mature for my age so I don't like games. Anybody that can make me laugh and smile is appreciated!


Mail Settings
To send a message to Carolinevscarrie you MUST meet the following criteria:
Male
Age between 19 and 24.
Live in United States
Live within 75 miles.
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
You must have a picture to contact this user.
Must not be looking for Talk/E-mail
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be looking for Activity Partner
Must not do drugs
Must not be married
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Quote:Howdy!! The name is Stephanaie! I'm a down home country girl that loves to have fun. When im not working you'll usually catch me at the deer lease huntin, fishin, or just ridin four wheelers. I love to go dancing and to concerts but im not a bar fly. I just recently started school pursueing a criminal justice degree.I treat everyone with the utmost respect until you do some thing for me not to! Im not high maintnence by no means! I find humor in everything.. Its better to laugh, makes everything better.. My family and friends mean the world to me and that will never change. I can get dressed up for a night on the town or throw on an ol ball cap and hit a mud hole.. Im outgoing and spontanious and always the life of the party! If you wanna know anything just ask ...




*****NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE BUT I DONT DATE OUTSIDE MY RACE..SORRY*****
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Quote:About Me
My names jenafer I have a two year old daughter who I raise alone. I work pretty much everyday from 4pm to 1am and dont have much time to meet other people plus i dont date coworkers. I love being outdoors goin mudding camping and fishing. I love going out dancing with friends and drinking I'm a bit wild and crazy but in the good way I'm also very responsible and smart. Been ****ed over by one too many guys and not about to let it happen again. I'm very guarded with my feelings because guys seem to just walk all over them and not care. Im a huge smartass but also one of the sweetest and most selfless people youll meet. I have twelve piercings and four tattoos and plan on getting more. Wanna know more just ask btw I'm looking for a man not some immature lil boy that's gonna play games.

Things im into....
1. Love cooking
2. I love road trips
3. I love tattoos I want more
4. Guys with tattoos and piercings is a huge plus
5. I like zombie movies and horror movies Smile
6. Love all music
7. If someone can make me laugh they are a keeper
8. I love smiling
9. My daughter is my best friend
10. I want to go to Ireland I find the place so beautiful

FYI I'm very blunt don't like it then move along
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tenderman100 · 2012-05-22 23:50:00 · #479
   
Screwston · 2012-05-23 00:00:00 · #480
Quote:I am a single mother of two wonderful children. They are and will always be my first priority. I am divorced and have been single now for about 3 years. I love my job and I just opened my own business. I am looking for someone who can make me laugh and is a little romantic sometimes. I would loved to be pampered. I am an independent women looking for someone who has their life in order because if you don't, then you shouldn't be looking. I am trying to find my Mr.Right and not Mr.RightNow.

I am a very down to earth girl. I like to go out dancing and have a good time every once in a while or just lay on the couch and cuddle with a good movie....
I like Baseball, Football, Hunting, Fishing, Camp fires, Camping. I pretty much love anything outdoors... And yes I'm a Girl Wink
I listen to mostly Texas Country, Country, and some Pop.

If you think that you have any of these qualities, then I look forward to hearing from you Smile

*** NO. I DONT DATE OUTSIDE MY RACE... AND HAVING ALL YOUR TEETH IS A MUST***
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Quote:I'm not your typical female... I'm not looking for a guy to sweet talk his way in... I don't fall for the bs... And if ur lookin to get anything other than a Pg relationship ur barking up the wrong tree... I have 2 children who no matter what happens or who comes into my life will always be my #1s... My social life starts after they r taken care of which means no I'm not gonna go out on a date while they r still awake... If u can't handle that I am a single mother than u obviously don't need to msg me... I love meeting new people and enjoy goin out... Dancing, camping, fishing, playin pool or bowling... Goin to the movies or sittin out on the porch lookin at the stars drinkin a beer... Basically if u r making it fun I'm havin fun...
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Quote:If you're bisexual or bi-curious please don't leave me messages..........I've noticed a lot of profiles with fake pics, just saying that's pathetic lol..........NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER.................*YOU MUST BE SINGLE TO MESSAGE ME* If I ask you a question it doesn't mean I'm trying to get with you, it means it's just a QUESTION believe me, get over yourself...... I'm a very sweet person and I'm not trying to come off as rude or mean on my profile, lol. CONCEITED,****, ARROGANT PEOPLE ARE VERY UNATTRACTIVE....My hobbies are cooking,baking, reading, music, watching sports (basketball (HOUSTON ROCKETS!!)and football(TEXANS)I LOVE BOTH OF THESE TEAMS!!!!)I'm a silly, goofy person at times, laid-back, out-going,I love love love tall athletic,well groomed, attractive men and a great sense of humor and personality is a big plus.I would like to own a couple of businesses sometime in the near future. Race is not an issue to me, you don't have to ask. I'm not a whore so if you are looking for a freak or someone who is easy you are wasting your time and mine. And please DO NOT brag about your material things to me because it is a BIIIGGGG turn OFF. Ask me whatever else you want to know. IF YOU DON'T WANT CHILDREN DON'T SEND ME A MESSAGE, I would like kids in the future, COMPRENDE?
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[quote]The Clownfish: Don't you wish I was your type?!
About Me
Call Me Crazy!"

I am...
Strangely Sexy
Beautifully Weird
Spastically Calm
Bashfully Friendly
Seriously Joking
Insanely Smart
Sarcastically Funny
Incredibly Useless
Nicely Mean

Call me Crazy!!!

By: Me


I know who I am, and I know what I want in life.

TURN-ONS (But not a must): Tattoos, piercings, someone that can make me laugh, adventurous, open minded, tall, short, broad, baby-blue eyes, dimples on a beautiful smile, cajun accents, facial hair that outlines your jawline(think it's called a chin strap?), and sexy guys in wife b's.
TURN-OFFS: LIARS, arrogance, so called "ass-holes by nature," guys with "mouth-pieces." I've delt with many of both, neither impress me. Guys that try and see what they can get out of me and jumps on the first slut that walks by. So just be straight with me and we'll get along just fine.
So if you are one of those guys who like to tell chicks what you think they want to hear....You can tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it on down the road.

Liars: KICK ROCKS!! Jerks: KICK ROCKS!! Can't handle a good woman?!: KICK ROCKS!! Still hung up on your ex or friends with your ex? KICK ROCKS!!!!


Feel free to ask any questions
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TTG · 2012-05-23 00:07:00 · #481
This thread is like a massive car wreck. You know there's gonna be blood and guts inside but you just gotta slow down and look...
Screwston · 2012-05-23 00:27:00 · #482
(03-27-2012 05:34 AM)P Dog Wrote:  
(03-27-2012 01:12 AM)basilransom Wrote:  
(03-26-2012 07:00 PM)Roosh Wrote:  Is there a way we can troll these girls?

1. Make fake profile of extremely good looking man.
2. Send benign bland message to troll target.
3. Set up a date (use Google Voice).
4. Post an ad on Craigslist using target's photos, in W4W section.
5. Select a fat ugly aggressive lesbian.
6. Tell the lesbian to meet you where told the target to meet.
7. Lesbian accosts target

8. Record via hidden camera
9. Post to Forum
10. Profit
I'll do this if someone can walk me step by step on how to set up a Google Voice number for an Android phone. I already have the fake account set up. I have a few fake buddies in my stable and have been lazy lately so I got time to kill Banana
Tuthmosis · 2012-05-23 00:28:00 · #483
(05-23-2012 12:27 AM)houston Wrote:  I'll do this if someone can walk me step by step on how to set up a Google Voice number for an Android phone. I already have the fake account set up. I have a few fake buddies in my stable and have been lazy lately so I got time to kill Banana

I also have a Top Secret Online-Girl Troll Project in the works. It's going to be exciting to see what comes out our little experiments.

Badger Badger Badger
Screwston · 2012-05-23 00:53:00 · #484
(05-23-2012 12:28 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  
(05-23-2012 12:27 AM)houston Wrote:  I'll do this if someone can walk me step by step on how to set up a Google Voice number for an Android phone. I already have the fake account set up. I have a few fake buddies in my stable and have been lazy lately so I got time to kill Banana

I also have a Top Secret Online-Girl Troll Project in the works. It's going to be exciting to see what comes out our little experiments.

Badger Badger Badger
First girl that pops up in w4w on Craiglist
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Caligula · 2012-05-23 08:13:00 · #485
(05-23-2012 12:27 AM)houston Wrote:  
(03-27-2012 05:34 AM)P Dog Wrote:  
(03-27-2012 01:12 AM)basilransom Wrote:  
(03-26-2012 07:00 PM)Roosh Wrote:  Is there a way we can troll these girls?

1. Make fake profile of extremely good looking man.
2. Send benign bland message to troll target.
3. Set up a date (use Google Voice).
4. Post an ad on Craigslist using target's photos, in W4W section.
5. Select a fat ugly aggressive lesbian.
6. Tell the lesbian to meet you where told the target to meet.
7. Lesbian accosts target

8. Record via hidden camera
9. Post to Forum
10. Profit
I'll do this if someone can walk me step by step on how to set up a Google Voice number for an Android phone. I already have the fake account set up. I have a few fake buddies in my stable and have been lazy lately so I got time to kill Banana

Instead of Google Voice where you are stuck with the same number, get RingShuffle http://www.ringshuffle.com - where you can switch numbers at will.
Jackhammer · 2012-05-23 17:40:00 · #486
If you guys are interested in reading some top-quality trolling of POF/facebook whores, check out this dude from Misc. I've never been more entertained in my life

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread...891&page=1
TTG · 2012-05-23 18:51:00 · #487
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ONLY BLACK MEN PLEASE I'm a cool person just tryin' to live life. I love to smile, laugh and I love to have a good time. But I can be a **** lol. I LOVE to cook. Put the receipe infront of me and it's made!! I'm that good lol. I'm a brat and want things my way, but if your good to me, your way is cool with me too. I'm the easiest person to talk to. I enjoy good conversation. What can I say I gotta gift to gab! ok...so I have to admit I am a bit of a girly girl. I love doin' hair, make-up, dressin' all up...shoppin, decoratin', BUT I'm so down to get chips and beer, ok not beer, but a glass of wine or champagne and watch some sports on a Sunday afternoon. I have three tattoos and a few piercings...I'm sure I'll get more oneday. Nothing like some good 'ol pain LOL. I have a 4 year old son. He's the best thing in the world. He's my everything. He brings a smile to my face everyday....I love when he says "Mart Mart, instead of Wal-Mart or when I ask him how much he loves me and he says TOO MUCH LOL... To be a mother is the greatest blessing ever!!


Soooo.. which one of you badass mofos gonna hit that ? Banana
kbell · 2012-05-23 19:41:00 · #488
I recommend reading the thread jackhammer posted. An 18 year old troll does some fine trolling over at POF and facebook. Definetly should point you in the right direction for proper trolling ettiquette and technique.
Sourcecode · 2012-05-23 21:37:00 · #489
Lol...niggas dont wanna take care of some otha niggas kids.
She probably has half black baby( not that thats a problem)
but now she knows no black guy is gonna wanna take care of the kid..cause it wont ever look close to him.

Any black dude is probably gonna hit it and walk off too.
aka..this chick is fucked..

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ONLY BLACK MEN PLEASE I'm a cool person just tryin' to live life. I love to smile, laugh and I love to have a good time. But I can be a **** lol. I LOVE to cook. Put the receipe infront of me and it's made!! I'm that good lol. I'm a brat and want things my way, but if your good to me, your way is cool with me too. I'm the easiest person to talk to. I enjoy good conversation. What can I say I gotta gift to gab! ok...so I have to admit I am a bit of a girly girl. I love doin' hair, make-up, dressin' all up...shoppin, decoratin', BUT I'm so down to get chips and beer, ok not beer, but a glass of wine or champagne and watch some sports on a Sunday afternoon. I have three tattoos and a few piercings...I'm sure I'll get more oneday. Nothing like some good 'ol pain LOL. I have a 4 year old son. He's the best thing in the world. He's my everything. He brings a smile to my face everyday....I love when he says "Mart Mart, instead of Wal-Mart or when I ask him how much he loves me and he says TOO MUCH LOL... To be a mother is the greatest blessing ever!!


Soooo.. which one of you badass mofos gonna hit that ? Banana
Screwston · 2012-05-24 06:33:00 · #490
(05-23-2012 05:40 PM)Jackhammer Wrote:  If you guys are interested in reading some top-quality trolling of POF/facebook whores, check out this dude from Misc. I've never been more entertained in my life

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread...891&page=1
Not bad but this is real world trolling I'm going after. It will be on another level if I can get everything going.
el mechanico · 2012-05-24 09:06:00 · #491
The king of online girl trolls here...
http://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-7912.html
Tuthmosis · 2012-05-24 19:15:00 · #492
Get ready for Part II of this dumb byotch:

   

   

   
Tuthmosis · 2012-05-24 19:37:00 · #493
Check out the "DC Effect" in action:

   

   

   

   

   
TTG · 2012-05-24 20:30:00 · #494
My self-summary
I am 28 with two children and one on the way

What I’m doing with my life
I am a writer, poet, singer, songwriter, black velvet poster artist, model, escort, masseuse, excellent cook

I’m looking for
Guys who like girls
Ages 28–45
Near me
Who are single
For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, casual sex

You should message me if
I am looking for contacts in the music and modeling businesses I have a debut demo of a song I have written called Crazy Love Hoping for a sugar daddy arrangement or permanent love

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Speechless. tard
Screwston · 2012-05-24 20:42:00 · #495
LMAO at the last few girls posted. I better NEVER hear a guy on this forum complsin about girls unless he's in Toronto or the states.
Screwston · 2012-05-25 06:48:00 · #496
This might be one of the best profiles in the past few weeks

Quote:TheNina : Fat chicks need love too!!

About Me
I have a 3 year old son that is my world and comes before any man so if that's a problem or concerns you please move on to the next profile!

I don't have time for games or guys who break up with me every other week, expect me to pay for everything, or drive halfway across town to see them when no effort is made on their part to come see me! I do expect some level of being a gentleman from guys (i.e. drinks when we go out, dinner dates, holding doors, roses, etc.).

I'm a sucker for country guys/cowboys/rednecks. I would love to find me a find a country boy who can give a love like in the movie "The Notebook" and that is was I intend to find. I won't settle for less anymore. I refuse to.

Newsflash: I'm not skinny. I cannot express that enough. If you don't like big girls, then don't message me. Simple. I want to lose weight, but everything I've tried has failed miserably. If I happen to message you and you're not all that interested, please save both of ourselves some time and don't bother replying. I don't have time for the BS and the drama

I am a gamer chick also. Don't get all butt hurt when I have a better kill/death ratio than you on call of duty black ops and modern warfare 3 lol.

And for the love of God........ No black guys!

First Date
Something amazing. I've yet to find someone who can make me feel like a priority instead of just an option.



P.S.
~ I love roses
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Quote:I'm a girlie girl that appreciates the simple things in life. I am seeking my best friend, lover, and soulmate. I love hard and give 100% of myself. I hope to eventually find someone just as selfless that knows who they are and what they want. I'm a hopeless romantic that seeks a real man....respectful, dependable, etc. This lady wants to be treated as such. I don't need a "free ride" and definately drama free at this stage in my life. I have chosen a high stress career, therefore I try to stay positive in my personal life. I have realized through the population that I work with that I'm too blessed to dwell or wallow in the petty things in everyday life!

Ideally my match is never married, no kids, and caucasian. Similar interests, an education, and someone that can make me laugh is always a plus! As a teacher I have a lot of downtime, so I would love to have my equal by my side to experience all that life has to offer!!! I like to stay active, but every once in a while I need to destress through my guilty pleasures.

I'm not sure marriage is even for me, but I do want to settle down. I'm not a serial dater. I need substance and consistency and you can't have that when you are messing with a million different people. I may be trying to find a needle in a haystack, but hey, it's worth a try! I don't need a FWB...there's plenty of other sites for that!
31 year old Woman,
Pets Cat
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Quote:I am very outgoing and real. All my friends say I am brutally honest but I won't blow bullsh*tin your face. I wanna find someone who doesn wanna play games and have a good time. I do not have kids and don't mind dating guys with kids but I want someone who wants more. No baby mama drama though. I really like going to gun ranges, watching movies, traveling, and beig around people. I like to go out with friends but also hanging out having a chill night. I have a great job I absolutely love.

If you fall under any of these don't take offense just not wanting to waste anyones time

If you are under 23 I don't care how "mature" you think you act don't bother. You could be my little brother friend.

Black men do not send me a message I'll just delete without opening. Just not into black men so don't call me a racist I have my preference like everyone else.

If you are thugged out its common sense I won't be into you. Do I look like the type? No I didn't think so..
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Quote:Eeeks : Be a 6 footer
Description... College student. F***in stoked about life. Is ther any one out there? Went from active duty army avionics Machanic to being a cosmetology student. I love family it's in one of the top three slots of what's important in life. Waking up early getting as much work done as possible and then relaxing being around people I enjoy. I don't have a ton of extra time but with the free time I have I want to share it with some one awsome. I am laid back and supper sarcastic. If u can't take it don't dish it. Haha. I love bein at the gym I have recently lost 58 lbs so I'm tryin to keep it that way and still lose some. Been out of the date/ hang out/ and or what ever u want to call it seen for a hot min. If ur not interesting/ out going etc.. I'm nit interested.
If ya want to know any thing else just ask
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Handsome Creepy Eel · 2012-05-25 06:54:00 · #497
Quote:I have a 3 year old son that is my world and comes before any man so if that's a problem or concerns you please move on to the next profile!

I wonder how many Beta idiots fall for creatures like this and raise other men's kids for some heavily used-up, fat pussy with a bad attitude? Surely there must be plenty, given how many of these profiles there are around.
Screwston · 2012-05-25 07:30:00 · #498
Quote:I DO NOT NOR WILL I CHAT WITH YOU IF YOU ARE GHETTO! ALSO I HAVE CHILDREN IF ITS AN ISSUE DONT WASTE YOUR TIME OR MINE IN MESSAGING ME...With that being said, Im a smart gorgeous woman thats bored with the bar and club scene. I want to meet a good looking guy who has a career and isnt intimidated by a women who has a career herself. Im very outgoing full of life who loves making people smile. I love me a a good ole country boy but a city boy will be good too.
31 year old Woman
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alphaspiraton · 2012-05-25 07:39:00 · #499
Houston your recent ones are making me cringe. Where do women get the idea that they can have any sort of guy they want without having to offer anything in return. These girls are wasting literally 15 hours in the day doing nothing and then expect the guy to be the typical sexy bachelor that every girl dreams of. Hamster wheel full speed ahead.
j r · 2012-05-25 09:18:00 · #500
"Where have all the good men gone?"

"They are running from the parade of stampeding wildabeasts trying to fine men to adopt their bastard spawn and love their ever-expanding rolls all while never asking for anything in return and showering them in never-ending offerings of rose petals and bon bons."

It's funny how many of the broads have absolutely internalized the logic of chick flicks. Dudes may play video games or go see stupid movies with too many explosions, but, for the most part, none of us believe that we're Master Chief or Blade.
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