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Ok this one obviously didn't go anywhere but I thought it was funny as hell:

(Girl rates my profile high. I look at her profile, which mentions interning at Disney. Cue opening joke)

Me: I like your profile, but aren't you afraid that by working at Disney people will think you took a Mickey Mouse major?

Girl: Fuck you! Communications is a lot of hard work and definitely not "Mickey Mouse"...

Me: Okaaaaaaay....
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You had the in and blew it. Dodgy

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(11-05-2011 01:52 PM)mikeymike Wrote:  playing devils advocate here, isn't any line that gets a response in the online world a good line? you gotta figure even an subpar girls getting messaged 40-50 times a week, average talent prolly that in a day, if you get her to respond even negatively you've gotten yourself out of that pile and gotten her attention. I tend to think like you gmac, most girls are fed something about their looks so they'll gloss right over it and if you're not doing it they think why isn't this guy falling all over himself to compliment me but there's different ways to skin a cat, challenging intelligence could be an angle worth at least an experiment.

Trust me. Create a female profile and see what kinds of messages you get.

Don't mention her looks, ESPECIALLY if she's above average. The mere mention puts her on the defensive immediately, even if it feeds her ego.

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(11-07-2011 05:43 PM)Gmac Wrote:  You had the in and blew it. Dodgy

Really? I mean yeah the fact that she bothered to reply was something, but it was snotty as hell. I've been taking that kind of response on okc to be the equiv of a bar skank taking your game the wrong way and flipping out.

Guess this goes back to American women thinking that ball busting somehow makes them attractive...
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(11-07-2011 05:44 PM)Gmac Wrote:  
(11-05-2011 01:52 PM)mikeymike Wrote:  playing devils advocate here, isn't any line that gets a response in the online world a good line? you gotta figure even an subpar girls getting messaged 40-50 times a week, average talent prolly that in a day, if you get her to respond even negatively you've gotten yourself out of that pile and gotten her attention. I tend to think like you gmac, most girls are fed something about their looks so they'll gloss right over it and if you're not doing it they think why isn't this guy falling all over himself to compliment me but there's different ways to skin a cat, challenging intelligence could be an angle worth at least an experiment.

Trust me. Create a female profile and see what kinds of messages you get.

Don't mention her looks, ESPECIALLY if she's above average. The mere mention puts her on the defensive immediately, even if it feeds her ego.

gotcha, was more just fleshin out the idea but you seem confident and your record on this stuff speaks for itself, all I need. I'll stick to what I've been doing and what you seem to be advocating as well.
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(11-07-2011 07:35 PM)BortimusPrime Wrote:  
(11-07-2011 05:43 PM)Gmac Wrote:  You had the in and blew it. Dodgy

Really? I mean yeah the fact that she bothered to reply was something, but it was snotty as hell. I've been taking that kind of response on okc to be the equiv of a bar skank taking your game the wrong way and flipping out.

Guess this goes back to American women thinking that ball busting somehow makes them attractive...

Quote:Girl: Fuck you! Communications is a lot of hard work and definitely not "Mickey Mouse"...

If a girl says this, I know for a fact that I am getting her number -- bare minimum (it's the equivalent of her playfully punching you in the arm for being a jerk). 9 times out of 10, she won't respond if you really pissed her off with your message. Often, I get to see those messages chicks seemingly ignore (while moderating OKC).

In the example above, I would have probably "very briefly" teased her for freaking out, then switched topics quickly.

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(11-07-2011 08:16 PM)Gmac Wrote:  
(11-07-2011 07:35 PM)BortimusPrime Wrote:  
(11-07-2011 05:43 PM)Gmac Wrote:  You had the in and blew it. Dodgy

Really? I mean yeah the fact that she bothered to reply was something, but it was snotty as hell. I've been taking that kind of response on okc to be the equiv of a bar skank taking your game the wrong way and flipping out.

Guess this goes back to American women thinking that ball busting somehow makes them attractive...

Quote:Girl: Fuck you! Communications is a lot of hard work and definitely not "Mickey Mouse"...

If a girl says this, I know for a fact that I am getting her number -- bare minimum (it's the equivalent of her playfully punching you in the arm for being a jerk). 9 times out of 10, she won't respond if you really pissed her off with your message. Often, I get to see those messages chicks seemingly ignore (while moderating OKC).

In the example above, I would have probably "very briefly" teased her for freaking out, then switched topics quickly.

Ah, well I was paraphrasing for brevity. Here's the actual response:

"I couldn't care less what people think, honestly. I'm a communication studies major and it isn't "Mickey Mouse". It's a lot of hard work."

I really didn't read that as a playful punch in the arm.
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You should ask her why all the football players are communications majors.
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Ha... I know this is lame, but I put my name on my dating profile just in case a hot girl who doesn't want to pay the fee but still wants to chat with me (so she can stalk me).

a solid 8-8.5 just wrote me this:

hi ElJEfe

ok, this is a bit strange for me, but i'll try anyway. I'm from xyz.com... I was just so enraptured by your profile that I had just had to write to you in here to see and hear more from you Smile you're a very interesting guy!!!!! i hope you write back, and if not, at least it was worth a shot. Have a really nice day Smile /Nadia


In the world of internet dating, how often does one of the hottest girls on the damn website write that shit to someone she doesn't know?

EXACLTY.

Now, to figure out how to put my cock in her mouth...

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(11-08-2011 01:08 PM)ElJefe Wrote:  Ha... I know this is lame, but I put my name on my dating profile just in case a hot girl who doesn't want to pay the fee but still wants to chat with me (so she can stalk me).

a solid 8-8.5 just wrote me this:

hi ElJEfe

ok, this is a bit strange for me, but i'll try anyway. I'm from xyz.com... I was just so enraptured by your profile that I had just had to write to you in here to see and hear more from you Smile you're a very interesting guy!!!!! i hope you write back, and if not, at least it was worth a shot. Have a really nice day Smile /Nadia


In the world of internet dating, how often does one of the hottest girls on the damn website write that shit to someone she doesn't know?

EXACLTY.

Now, to figure out how to put my cock in her mouth...

i wouldnt be surprised if that was some sort of spam - if its too good to be true it usually is, especially online. i hope it works out for you, just dont join any other websites or give a credit card number
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(11-08-2011 01:08 PM)ElJefe Wrote:  Ha... I know this is lame, but I put my name on my dating profile just in case a hot girl who doesn't want to pay the fee but still wants to chat with me (so she can stalk me).

a solid 8-8.5 just wrote me this:

hi ElJEfe

ok, this is a bit strange for me, but i'll try anyway. I'm from xyz.com... I was just so enraptured by your profile that I had just had to write to you in here to see and hear more from you Smile you're a very interesting guy!!!!! i hope you write back, and if not, at least it was worth a shot. Have a really nice day Smile /Nadia


In the world of internet dating, how often does one of the hottest girls on the damn website write that shit to someone she doesn't know?

EXACLTY.

Now, to figure out how to put my cock in her mouth...

Come on dude... everytime I ask myself HOW IN THE WORLD ARE GUYS STILL FALLING FOR THIS SHIT? Guys like you come along... obvious spam is captain obvious.

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Haha... Brian and Gmac... all due respect, it's no spam and I wrote a damn good profile that I am consistently reeling in phone no.s on 80% of the hottest girls in my area on this website. That this boils down to very few actual people is, of course, testimony to how big of a shit-hole internet dating really is.

Am procuring phone no. as we speak... I'm PM'ing Gmac evidence so he publically can redeem my image for the insinuating remarks Big Grin

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Ok guys wait..........
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(11-07-2011 08:40 PM)BortimusPrime Wrote:  
(11-07-2011 08:16 PM)Gmac Wrote:  
(11-07-2011 07:35 PM)BortimusPrime Wrote:  
(11-07-2011 05:43 PM)Gmac Wrote:  You had the in and blew it. Dodgy

Really? I mean yeah the fact that she bothered to reply was something, but it was snotty as hell. I've been taking that kind of response on okc to be the equiv of a bar skank taking your game the wrong way and flipping out.

Guess this goes back to American women thinking that ball busting somehow makes them attractive...

Quote:Girl: Fuck you! Communications is a lot of hard work and definitely not "Mickey Mouse"...

If a girl says this, I know for a fact that I am getting her number -- bare minimum (it's the equivalent of her playfully punching you in the arm for being a jerk). 9 times out of 10, she won't respond if you really pissed her off with your message. Often, I get to see those messages chicks seemingly ignore (while moderating OKC).

In the example above, I would have probably "very briefly" teased her for freaking out, then switched topics quickly.

Ah, well I was paraphrasing for brevity. Here's the actual response:

"I couldn't care less what people think, honestly. I'm a communication studies major and it isn't "Mickey Mouse". It's a lot of hard work."

I really didn't read that as a playful punch in the arm.

What a bitch.
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(11-08-2011 05:10 PM)ElJefe Wrote:  Haha... Brian and Gmac... all due respect, it's no spam and I wrote a damn good profile that I am consistently reeling in phone no.s on 80% of the hottest girls in my area on this website. That this boils down to very few actual people is, of course, testimony to how big of a shit-hole internet dating really is.

Am procuring phone no. as we speak... I'm PM'ing Gmac evidence so he publically can redeem my image for the insinuating remarks Big Grin

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I get a lot of responses from women.

I then proceed to have some witty banter back and forth, 4-5 messages before diving for a number.

Its like, as soon as I ask a question they vanish. Happens A LOT and I'm under the impression I might be being too silly. What % of your msgs do you guys act silly vs. just connecting? Is the silliness really only important to get them to respond the first time?
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(11-09-2011 02:33 AM)Docter Wrote:  I get a lot of responses from women.

I then proceed to have some witty banter back and forth, 4-5 messages before diving for a number.

Its like, as soon as I ask a question they vanish. Happens A LOT and I'm under the impression I might be being too silly. What % of your msgs do you guys act silly vs. just connecting? Is the silliness really only important to get them to respond the first time?

That's about the number of messages I do before trying to set up something, but ultimately girls flake like crazy on this site and there is no sure thing until you're actually inside the girl.
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No way I'm not pitching the meet further out than 3 exchanged emails. About 75% of the time, I'll pitch after 2 emails. If I get an enthusiastic response from my opener, I pitch immediately.

Seriously, tons of girls use OKC as Facebook, except with strangers. Complete waste of time for dudes trying to get laid.

Pitch quickly to weed out the flakes.

Here's a great post on the subject (not my blog, have no interest): http://blackdragonblog.wordpress.com/201...iscussion/
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(11-09-2011 12:10 PM)PDX Wrote:  No way I'm not pitching the meet further out than 3 exchanged emails. About 75% of the time, I'll pitch after 2 emails. If I get an enthusiastic response from my opener, I pitch immediately.

Seriously, tons of girls use OKC as Facebook, except with strangers. Complete waste of time for dudes trying to get laid.

Pitch quickly to weed out the flakes.

Here's a great post on the subject (not my blog, have no interest): http://blackdragonblog.wordpress.com/201...iscussion/

I agree, to a point.

With older girls (28+), milfs, cougars, etc., sometimes you have to put in a little more effort. I know this because A) I have experience and B) I've learned from many of the older guys that I coach.

With young girls I'm with you, 2-3 exchanges, tops.

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I'd like to revise my profile and figure out what types of pictures I need, and maybe if I need a new style. If your interested in checking it out send me a PM. I have not had any success with closing on it.

If a girl has similar interests to you is it wise to bring it up in the first post? SO far I think it comes off as try hard from my experience.
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What sort of message would you send to a girl who's claims on her profile she's 18, looking for some fun, a date or night out or more, loves having fun so wants you to be ready for a wild night then goes on to say get in touch to arrange a night out then she'd come "back to yours". She also claims to be "good at the things you like" and "addicted to sex"?
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If you're between the ages of 18-99, go for it!
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(11-09-2011 02:30 PM)KingofScotland Wrote:  What sort of message would you send to a girl who's claims on her profile she's 18, looking for some fun, a date or night out or more, loves having fun so wants you to be ready for a wild night then goes on to say get in touch to arrange a night out then she'd come "back to yours". She also claims to be "good at the things you like" and "addicted to sex"?

You move on to the next profile, these chicks get way too much attention as it is. Waste of time in my experience.

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Yeah probably an attention whore but I have nothing to lose by sending a quick message. Anyone got any good ideas?
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(11-05-2011 01:56 PM)ElJefe Wrote:  
(11-05-2011 01:44 PM)ccurtis189 Wrote:  
(11-05-2011 01:11 PM)Gmac Wrote:  Bad line. Don't bring up their looks, even in a roundabout way... unless you're commenting on their style.

What should I say instead then?

(11-05-2011 01:22 PM)Riker Wrote:  I don't get chicks getting off on being mean. If she didn't like the line she could have just ignored it. She just wants to be a bitch.

Yeah, well I doubt it will work but I replied back saying 'My loooks - duh! Wink'

If you can find something in her profile that you thought was cute or endearing, bring that up - any time you can set up the relationship so you're the one chuckling at her, or that she makes you laugh because she's endearing, it's good. It takes her off the pedestal after the million dicks messaging her, and it sets you in a good light after all the stalker types because you're not desperate to fuck her (even if you are), you're a down-to-Earth guy in a world of freaks.

I've discovered that in and of itself is worth a lot. I think what you wrote was the last straw for her. It had nothign to do with you, just the fact she gets a million emails from twerps all day long.

For instance, I just sent this to a VERY attractive looking girl who had a funny picture of herself wearing a strap-on dildo on her forehead:

Me "I just finished building the world's smallest snowman" (thanks, Roissy)

Her "hahahah... okay Smile how did he turn out?"

Me "Like snowmen do when you're defrosting the freezer. he lasted about 3 minutes... better work on the design. I figured you'd bailed from this place. Guess the strap-on was a big hit, huh?"

Her "haha... i guess you better. Yeah, it's been getting ALL the attention... what to do hehe"

Me "Well... if you promise not to wear it, then maybe I'll buy you a coffee or something some time... Just so the other guests don't get frightened. Btw... can you paint?"

Her "hahaha... I promise Smile coffee sounds wonderful!!!!! don't know about painting, it's been awhile"

Me "I need someone to paint my apartment. Bonus for you: the other one helping only speaks Spanish. If you a do good job, I'll make you a dinner..."

Her "Hahaha... is this some other girl you found in here? I think I could be persuaded..."

Me "Yeah, I have a harem of Spanish-speaking girls I found from here. But ok, we have a deal. Give me your number, maybe we'll figure something out"

whereafter number was received

I'd say this girl was a solid 8.5

IMO - this exchange is text book. Folks should print this shit out and use it as a guide when talking to chicks on OKC. Bravo, dude
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