If you want to swoop a girl off her feet and make her fall in love with you DO NOT create a portrait of her using 840 Rubik's cubes.

http://edition.cnn.com/2016/05/12/asia/c...n-of-love/

China: Man declares love with 840 Rubik's cubes ... but she says no

Quote:A 27-year-old Chinese man declared his affections by solving 840 Rubik's cubes and using them to create a giant portrait of his dream girl -- a next-door neighbor.
But, alas, she said no.
"I simply wanted to surprise her and tell her I like her ... but I was rejected," Tong Aonan, a mechanic from the northern Chinese city of Shenyang, told CNN.
When asked how he was feeling he said: "I'm not giving it too much thought."
Tong said he spent two months planning the 2.1-meter high and 1.4-meter wide mosaic. He drafted a design on Photoshop and then spent $460 on 840 Rubik's cubes that were delivered to his apartment.

Quote:Many have questioned why the girl would reject such a heartfelt and geeky declaration of love.

   

^^
OMG, someone please tell this guy the more effort you make the less you get from a girl...

Makes me question what my generation champions. That portrait must have taken an enormous amount of effort.
We understand that the law of least effort applies to getting girls. But at least have the decency to accept, and then break it off covertly.

I just had a female missionary try to explain to me how Jesus could be a women. I took her pamphlets just see wtf was up and there seems to be a cult that believes this.

Anyone heard of this BS?

Fuck just bid on something on ebay.

Then as usual, it sends me the sorry you lost email.

But it also included what I lost by, $0!!!

Just timing. If I had just put in an extra penny.

Grrrr...

A couple months ago I went to this big corporate outing at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. A couple colleagues and I were throwing back whiskey, being loud, going off on the government, how Trump needs to make America great, and how modern broads suck. This one guy is right on the same page as me, then he blurts out:

"You ever read Roosh?"

"Do I...."

^ I am curious to hear what happened next.

(05-15-2016 01:13 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  A couple months ago I went to this big corporate outing at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. A couple colleagues and I were throwing back whiskey, being loud, going off on the government, how Trump needs to make America great, and how modern broads suck. This one guy is right on the same page as me, then he blurts out:

"You ever read Roosh?"

"Do I...."

This is how it is done. For each person who does blurt out or otherwise reach out, there are another dozen who do not, but carry identical passion.

Find them. That is the great work of our generation.

Regards,

Ivan

(05-15-2016 01:19 PM)cascadecombo Wrote:  ^ I am curious to hear what happened next.

I didn't go into heavy detail or give him my username or anything, but I told him I used to write for RoK and am an established member of the the community. Fist bumps were exchanged and more whiskey was sipped.

^ Did he look like he lifts?

(05-15-2016 02:06 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  

(05-15-2016 01:19 PM)cascadecombo Wrote:  ^ I am curious to hear what happened next.

I didn't go into heavy detail or give him my username or anything, but I told him I used to write for RoK and am an established member of the the community. Fist bumps were exchanged and more whiskey was sipped.

(05-15-2016 02:14 PM)Anabasis to Desta Wrote:  ^ Did he look like he lifts?

He's got beer gut, but he's a big burly dude in general. Masculine, loud, and charismatic as hell. One of those "life of the party" kind of guys you like to be around. Not afraid to say controversial stuff in a group, but tactful, bold, and funny enough to say it in a way every can either agree with or laugh about and admire for his honesty.

I don't think he posts on the forum or reads it really, just Roosh's blog.

Taxes are much to Opressive for feminists, only men should pay taxes:

"Emma Watson named in latest Panama Papers leak"

http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/05/rev...pers-leak/

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/male-ktl...7131x84899






Are you fucking kidding me?

(05-15-2016 05:56 PM)CH-Toronto Wrote:  

I'll show her a thing or two about "Trough Deepening."

Sounds like someone's husband made a comment and she had to get on FB about it. You've been equalized.

(05-15-2016 05:56 PM)CH-Toronto Wrote:  http://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/male-ktl...7131x84899






Are you fucking kidding me?

its a joke

(05-12-2016 11:19 PM)kaotic Wrote:  Fuck it, just wing it.

Dance and have fun - if you aren't vibing bounce out.

Some of the most random nights can be the best memories you have.

I went to the hipster party last night. It was a fundraising event for several really stupid charities.

The square dance band was a group of seven individuals and two support personnel that were from Seattle!

I just love fucking with Seattle people.

Out of the nine of them, two were current baristas. Four others had worked as baristas in the past. 6 of 9.

Aloha!

The lurking boyfriend.

Where the hell do these guys come from?

Seems like every time I try to chat up a girl standing around outside a bar, one of these guys is out there like a shot to rescue her.

Shes standing there texting with nobody in sight, we have a good conversation for a few minutes, and then she drops the "and I was just telling my boyfriend the other day..." and suddenly the motherfucker is standing right there and dragging her away!

Do they transport in from the boyfriend dimension? Because seriously this guy was nowhere in sight not 60 seconds ago. It's like some guys have a sixth sense for when someone is chatting up their girl.

The irony is she's probably out there texting with other guys anyway.

I've been noticing more and more girls growing their hair long, almost to the butt. Funny thing even if they are ugly, the long hair makes them look bangable.
Anyone else noticing this increased long hair trend with highlights on the tips?

^ How can this be a "trend"? Hair grows maybe 8 inches per year max. I had long hair years ago when I was a rocker kid, and it took me two years just to grow it out to my shoulders.

Unless they're extensions, any girl with hair almost to the butt has been growing it out for a very long time...in essence any girl who has real hair that long is stating she doesn't give a fuck about trends (at least when it comes to hair.)

Having extremely long natural hair is very feminine - THESE ARE HIGH PRIORITY TARGETS SIR

I've been interning for two weeks and I already want to quit. Place is filled with butthurt Gen X and baby boomers. Very toxic.

Met up with a few friends the other day.

Girl says she prefers Hillary to Trump.

I ask why. She says because I'm a democrat.

At this point I roll my eyes and my friend helpfully chimes in "She's a woman so it's not based on logic."

This girl is well-trained by our constant banter so had no feminist retorts to make and we had a great conversation from that.

At least in small social circles, high amounts of teasing is sufficient to eliminate outward feminist tendencies.

What the world needs is more collective mocking of females and feminism offline.

(05-16-2016 08:16 AM)XPQ22 Wrote:  ^ How can this be a "trend"? Hair grows maybe 8 inches per year max. I had long hair years ago when I was a rocker kid, and it took me two years just to grow it out to my shoulders.

Unless they're extensions, any girl with hair almost to the butt has been growing it out for a very long time...in essence any girl who has real hair that long is stating she doesn't give a fuck about trends (at least when it comes to hair.)

Having extremely long natural hair is very feminine - THESE ARE HIGH PRIORITY TARGETS SIR

I really like this idea.
Almost to the point where I'd possibly mention in conversation how any idiot can cut her hair, only the women who actually have a backbone are able to grow their hair out and keep it long despite the media telling everyone to do a pixie cut because some higher up got duped into doing it herself.

(05-16-2016 09:07 AM)Valentine Wrote:  Met up with a few friends the other day.

Girl says she prefers Hillary to Trump.

I ask why. She says because I'm a democrat.

At this point I roll my eyes and my friend helpfully chimes in "She's a woman so it's not based on logic."

This girl is well-trained by our constant banter so had no feminist retorts to make and we had a great conversation from that.

At least in small social circles, high amounts of teasing is sufficient to eliminate outward feminist tendencies.

What the world needs is more collective mocking of females and feminism offline.

Yes! I've noticed the same thing, so I publicly make fun of feminism as much as I can. Sometimes I even act shocked that someone could still be a feminist: "Don't you know it lost all its credibility a few years ago when that crazy thing they said/did happened? It's the current year!"
There's always some crazy bullshit feminists do that will turn off people who use that label about themselves.

Women are inherently anti-gun because they don't want weak men to be able to defend themselves. It's built into their hindbrains to want to remove weakness from the gene pool. Almost all women I've met are anti-gun without giving any real reason other than they "don't like" them. They instinctually want jungle law so that alphas can smash beta's skulls on the nearest rock, thus culling them.

After fucking a plate the other day she said something to the affect of "she hates guns because if you can't defend yourself with your bare hands you should die". She said she'd rather "get in shape and take boxing lessons rather than have a gun".

I pointed out that she, a woman, would benefit most from a firearm as she'd be hopelessly defenseless in the face of male aggression, despite her delusions of fighting off a rapist without a weapon of some kind.

*Woosh*