Tip of the day: The more bitter the overall opinions/reviews are [pretentious vibe / stuck up people / tough door / poshy] the hotter the venue is, the hotter the girls are aka the more you want to go there. Don't get me wrong good reviews mean the club is cool and friendly but you those BAD reviews show how intimidated guys were inside which is a good sign. To me at least. Dress to impress, find few chicks to get with them inside and you're good to go.
Warsaw:
Enklawa
- "The women here are not as ideal as in
Platinum, but they are much friendlier,
less pretentious, and easier to approach. You will always have a nice night out here."
- "I also encountered the attitude several others here dislike. I got refused at the door, so I guess I was either not rich enough or not beautiful enough. Since I am a guy, probably the first alternative.
I really think it is a sign of complete snobbery that they refuse people at the door who dress ok, are not drunk and are behaving politely. I have my dignity and self respect, so I will not give them another chance"
- "Hi,we went as a hen weekend from UK - Friday night not good music and
people not friendly."
- "The music was crap but the woman were so amaaaaazing...
Tall, in shape, like models, I have never seen anything like this before in my life... (Been to Argentina, Brazil, Scandinavia,...)Go there you won't regret it

"
- "Enclawa is the most customer-unfriedly club in Warsaw"
- "Guys,
if you want to see tall gorgeous girls this is the place to be.. Its a really nice looking place and the toilets also get the thumbs up

Good music (Saturday was house music) and plenty of eyecandy.. Check it out it wont dissapoint

"
Platinum
- "Poshy club, only to show off. Beautiful and expensive drinks. You can dance but forget the action u're looking for.
Nothing can happen there"
- "
I don't think this is a great club because I didn't enter and many groups were often going out on friday and saturday night. You have to be dress like a gentleman and not seem stranger."
- "nice place but stupid door selection,
people in there pretend they have money when they dont at all, not the best opera is far better"
- "OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEST, BEST CLUB IN THE WORLD AND I GO CLUBBING ALL OVER...VERY POSH ....LONDON CLUBS ARE NOTHING COMAPRED TO THIS ONE........ AND THE GIRLS!!
IT WAS LIKE IM IN HUE HEFFNERS PLAY BOY MANSION... 10 OUTA 10..."
- "The hottest club in Warsaw. It is tough to get in sometimes, but when you do it is worth it. The women that come to this place defy description.
They are definitely pretentious and very difficult to pick-up, but they are nice to look at."
-
Dont be surprised if you are refused at the door, if you are wearing a tshirt... Come on. Once you are in, there are two floors, one with house/dance music, and one with r'n'b hip hop. For not more than 120 pounds, you can relax in the vip which overlooks the main dancefloor, with a bottle of Jack Daniels. Definitely very elagant crowd, girls are absolutely amazing!
- "
THE most pretenoius place outside of London. The girls are hot, but not quite as hot as they'd like to be.Shakira is beautiful.Viva Lebanon!!!"
Opera
- "I loved the place in itself, but the
rude and prejudice doormen caused a lot of problems for my friends who accompanied me to the club. For that respite, I would not return."
- "Unfortunately I am very disappointed with this club.
Doormen are spiteful and unpolite. Apart from that expensive drinks and dodgy guys inside. I would not recommend this club. "
- "Super lame!"
- "The place is Gay"
Krakow:
Frantic Club
- "
none of the girls will even look at you and we were told they are simply there to keep you in the club so you spend all your money but will automatically reject you if you go near them"
- "hot girls"
- "This is the most terrible club I have been in Krakow. Better stay at hotel if you don't have any other choice"
- "plastic club with
FAKE people"
Most of these people don't understand that good clubs don't need some fucking cockfest clique wearing polo shirts + white pumas and women inside don't need bunch of creepy faggots acting stiff and weird where people want to have fun.