Post: #401

(12-17-2015 01:58 PM)Remington Wrote:  Playing off what Dusty said:

Last night: The looks on your old high school friends' faces when they didn't expect you to put on 65lbs of muscle after not seeing you for a few years.

Had a girl from school come up and start rubbing my arms saying how sexy I looked and how much I had changed.

Edit: She never gave me the time of day in high school.

Did you just go to a high school reunion or did you go to some bar where a lot of people from you high school go? The next time my school has a reunion, I need to show up wearing a custom suit in a (rented) Lamborghini with some horrible D.C. area grenade on my arm, just to mess with people's minds. Half the people will know me well enough to know that I'm screwing around and the other half will either think I'm being serious or will not be sure what's going on.

Post: #402

When ask yourself "what would little dark do?"

Post: #403

(12-17-2015 03:10 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  

(12-17-2015 01:58 PM)Remington Wrote:  Playing off what Dusty said:

Last night: The looks on your old high school friends' faces when they didn't expect you to put on 65lbs of muscle after not seeing you for a few years.

Had a girl from school come up and start rubbing my arms saying how sexy I looked and how much I had changed.

Edit: She never gave me the time of day in high school.

Did you just go to a high school reunion or did you go to some bar where a lot of people from you high school go? The next time my school has a reunion, I need to show up wearing a custom suit in a (rented) Lamborghini with some horrible D.C. area grenade on my arm, just to mess with people's minds. Half the people will know me well enough to know that I'm screwing around and the other half will either think I'm being serious or will not be sure what's going on.

I was at a bar where a lot of people congregate during holiday breaks and down time. Funny to see how some people get really fat and how others try too hard with make up to make themselves not look like total crap.

I really like the idea of rolling up to a high school reunion like a boss and having a total dog on your arm. You have inspired me to actually consider attending mine. Cheers.

Post: #404

(12-17-2015 03:38 PM)MMM Wrote:  When ask yourself "what would El Mech do?"

Fixed it

Post: #405

(12-17-2015 04:10 PM)Remington Wrote:  

(12-17-2015 03:10 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  

(12-17-2015 01:58 PM)Remington Wrote:  Playing off what Dusty said:

Last night: The looks on your old high school friends' faces when they didn't expect you to put on 65lbs of muscle after not seeing you for a few years.

Had a girl from school come up and start rubbing my arms saying how sexy I looked and how much I had changed.

Edit: She never gave me the time of day in high school.

Did you just go to a high school reunion or did you go to some bar where a lot of people from you high school go? The next time my school has a reunion, I need to show up wearing a custom suit in a (rented) Lamborghini with some horrible D.C. area grenade on my arm, just to mess with people's minds. Half the people will know me well enough to know that I'm screwing around and the other half will either think I'm being serious or will not be sure what's going on.

I was at a bar where a lot of people congregate during holiday breaks and down time. Funny to see how some people get really fat and how others try too hard with make up to make themselves not look like total crap.

I really like the idea of rolling up to a high school reunion like a boss and having a total dog on your arm. You have inspired me to actually consider attending mine. Cheers.

My mom's best friend has two sons my age who went to school with me who would be well aware if I were banging D.C. area losers like the ones who are sitting three feet from me, making way too much noise while I'm trying to prepare a Motion, so I think that's where the leak will be.

Post: #406

When you start a new job and you immediately start categorizing people and analyzing their speech and body language as it relates to the 48 laws of power.

When you see something poignant in real life that we talk about on the forum (like a kitchen full of Mexicans) and think to yourself, "Heh, I wonder what RioNomad would say about this"

When you start a new job, meet a pretty hot bombshell hostess, and have to repeat in your head "Act beta. Act beta. Act beta."

Post: #407

When you worry about peak baking soda.

Post: #408

When someone says something absurd at work, and you wish you could show him the Jordan GIF.

Post: #409

When you log on here before your email. RVF addict.

Post: #410

When you're only prepared to date non-Anglo girls.

Post: #411

(12-18-2015 01:14 AM)Mess O. Wrote:  When you log on here before your email. RVF addict.

When your only method of sending and receiving mail online is the RVF private message system.

Post: #412

When you hit in a girl in front of your main, who's unsuccessfully trying to cockblock you.

Me: I don't want to use their real names, so I'll refer to them as Seven and Eight.

Main: (interrupting, explaining to the other girl) Social experiment numbers. See how horrible he is?

Me: (even tone) Actually, their hotness on a one thru ten scale.

(Both girls laugh really hard.)

Main: That makes it even worse!

Me: (unperturbed) So the Seven says to the Eight...

Post: #413

I don't play racquetball myself, but a lot of people at my gym do... They advertise a racquetball tour that comes through. I'm certain that my first thought after seeing the tour banner is the same as everyone else reading this thread:

Post: #414

When you quit Facebook so can spend more time browsing the Everything Else section.

Post: #415

You get nervous when a girl your banging happens to say things like "I like your Suits", "These are some delicious tacos," "My favorite one is that rudebwoy song," or "Name your favorite pharaoh."

Post: #416

(12-19-2015 06:49 PM)SirTimothy Wrote:  When you quit Facebook so can spend more time browsing the Everything Else section.

When you quit Facebook so can spend more time browsing the Everything Else section living an exciting life.

Post: #417

(12-19-2015 08:03 PM)redbeard Wrote:  

(12-19-2015 06:49 PM)SirTimothy Wrote:  When you quit Facebook so can spend more time browsing the Everything Else section.

When you quit Facebook so can spend more time browsing the Everything Else section living an exciting life.

When you quit Facebook your job so as to spend more time browsing the Everything Else section living an exciting life.

Post: #418

(12-19-2015 04:24 PM)Baldwin81 Wrote:  I don't play racquetball myself, but a lot of people at my gym do... They advertise a racquetball tour that comes through. I'm certain that my first thought after seeing the tour banner is the same as everyone else reading this thread:

The smart move here would be to change gyms as soon as possible.

Post: #419

Here is one from last night.

When you're sitting in a bar and the staff n customers ask you what differences you notice when banging chicks from various countries.

Post: #420

Warning: Run on sentence inbound.

When you walk up to the totally new bouncer of a spot you frequent, knowing full well he just turned a few people away for them being "closed" but also knowing full well that you're dressed to the nines and you hand him your ID and he immediately lets you in. Then the other new security guy (gonna have to talk to the manager about hiring so many new people) is trying to kick you and your plastered drunk neighbor out of the place since you're the last two who haven't gone when asked and you spit some calming words, tell him he should check with the other staff and the main manager of the place appears out of nowhere and tells him you're cool and whoever is with you is cool and the security guard steps back like Bernie Sanders when the Black Lives Matter protesters were grabbing the mic and your neighbor is just lucid enough to realize what just happened and you wave away his praise but he insists on buying you some food anyway and you chuckle at all the tarted up sluts on the street standing next to their guy making obvious turned on glances your way as you stroll past them with your finger and dick still smelling like your much hotter and younger girl's pussy that you smashed at her parent's place before finally getting home and walking over to the bars for a nightcap just as the whole area is winding down and as you walk down your block you inhale the cool ocean breeze and think to yourself, I'm going to make my life even better tomorrow.

Post: #421

When a girl tells you "Most of my friends are guys" and you have to stifle a laugh, because all you can think of is this

Post: #422

Just returned from the grocery store about to prepare lunch with my cousin who's visiting me.

He tells me to sit back and relax. While he's chopping up some bell peppers, he excitedly tells me how he " loves being a Cook"

My heart skipped a beat because i heard " I love being a Cuck".

You guys have ruined me.

Post: #423

When your friend asks you how your girl is doing.

And you reply, "Which one?" And then honestly wonder why he started laughing.

Post: #424

When you truly don't care if you lose your woman because you have the skills to get more.

Post: #425

(02-03-2016 12:06 AM)JuiceDC Wrote:  When you truly don't care if you lose your woman because you have the skills to get more.

When you don't have a woman because you have the skills to have a new one every time you want.