Post: #276

When you talk to a girl with an accent you immediately say "I notice an accent," followed up with "let me guess..."

Post: #277

(12-25-2014 08:53 PM)Kingsley Davis Wrote:  You wonder if perpetrators like this lad is a RVF member.

You probably have to have game to pull a pretty girl in San Antonio. Apparently they're rare. Charles Barkley approve!

Notice how 3/4 of the other girls in the clip are fat.

Post: #278

You start running game on women by accident. I was talking to a friend of mine, and I kept steering the conversation to sexual things no matter what she would say. I mostly do that on dates, but I've been dating more and now I run game on women I'm not dating, haha.

Her: "I never thought I'd see the day that Fortis would talk like this to me."

Post: #279

You read some random article about living life as an expat in China (while being one) and when you get to the footnote that describes the author:

"Hi! I'm Chelsea and I love Shanghai. In my free time I enjoy such past times as competitive napping, board gaming and pizza-eating."

You immediately despise that person and don't want to have anything to do with her, and the like.

You also smile since you're living in a country with millions of very feminine women who are humble, have actually something to strive for (as opposed to 1st world western girls), can cook very well and make the vast majority of western women look inferior and pretty pathetic.

Post: #280

(12-25-2014 08:57 PM)Cobra Wrote:  When you talk to a girl with an accent you immediately say "I notice an accent," followed up with "let me guess..."

Bro on point. This is on point to an extent I can't even emphasize.

Post: #281

..it became slightly less of a burden to watch a feminist on tv knowing that your thoughts on this matter are shared by the whole RVF community.

Post: #282

When you're at a holiday dinner and your family members discuss your one cousin who, after a bad divorce, is now "dating" a women 10 years his junior. Everyone is horrified, but your first thought is "game recognized"

Post: #283

When you're at Christmas Eve dinner and your family is talking about you and the discussion turns to your girlfriend. They discuss the three main ones, no. 1 Turkish, no. 2 German, no. 3 El Salvadorian. You just know they're gonna ask about American girls next since they know your distaste for them.

And your aunt leads the charge, "But what about American girls. Will you ever date one?"

My response, "No American girl has yet successfully made it past auditions."

G

Post: #284

Your clock only goes from 1 to 10 certain days. An alarm goes off at WB. At that time a decision tree opens up with "Approach?" And your choices are either "yes" or "no."

If it's no you reset the clock and start over instead of beating yourself up.

Post: #285

(12-26-2014 01:01 PM)Brian Boru Wrote:  When you're at a holiday dinner and your family members discuss your one cousin who, after a bad divorce, is now "dating" a women 10 years his junior. Everyone is horrified, but your first thought is "game recognized"

My response would be "only 10 years younger?"

Post: #286

When you tell your family that your sister's new boyfriend could do better than her.

Post: #287

(12-30-2014 01:30 AM)Shortest Straw Wrote:  When you tell your family that your sister's new boyfriend could do better than her.

I'm fucking dead. Somebody call an ambulance, this player just murdered my ribs

Post: #288

(12-30-2014 01:30 AM)Shortest Straw Wrote:  When you tell your family that your sister's new boyfriend could do better than her.

When your sister tells you that your dick is bigger than your fathers's. And you reply, "I know, mom told me".

[I'm not serious, this is actually a Russian joke]

Post: #289

(12-30-2014 01:30 AM)Shortest Straw Wrote:  When you tell your family that your sister's new boyfriend could do better than her.

That hit close to home.

Post: #290

When you spot a printed picture or billboard of a hot woman and you thoroughly expect to see WB. printed underneath it.

Post: #291

When it's been literally a year since you've checked the 'actual' news (Just realised this the other day and thought 'holy shit')

I click the 'Everything Else' section to hear the news

That is the news. It's impartial and it has the well-reasoned opinions from many different sides

No need for mainstream media anymore. RVF is the internet's best news outlet

Post: #292

(01-13-2015 12:31 PM)LeightonBlackstock Wrote:  When it's been literally a year since you've checked the 'actual' news (Just realised this the other day and thought 'holy shit')

I click the 'Everything Else' section to hear the news

That is the news. It's impartial and it has the well-reasoned opinions from many different sides

No need for mainstream media anymore. RVF is the internet's best news outlet

You're constantly reminded that it's also a lonely existence out here when you drop your opinion regarding some news topic and grown ass men either freeze up and/or rev up their.....

Post: #293

When you realize that you're the most interesting person in the room, and you're not even trying.

Post: #294

When your friends ask you if you're dating anyone and you say "tinder" and they just knowingly nod and smile.

Post: #295

^ Agreed (Kingsley Davis). The Charlie Hebdo thing was a good example

I started up my "There's absolutely no way of weaseling out of this one. This was a 100% beyond-doubt, religiously motivated attack. Nothing political about it. No way of taking the political scapegoat card this time."

I may as well have had a tin hat on my head for the reaction I got. The Western world really is fucked.

I'll stay in Thailand with my supposed 'tin hat' on my head. Thanks Mr Anglosphere.

Banging Thai girls and reporting in with 'fellow conspiracy theorists' on this forum. Could be worse. Could be in England. Could be 'had'. We're not 'had', we're the last survivors of a bloody zombie apocalypse.

Post: #296

When someone mentions or brings up the gender pay gap and you immediately start laughing.

Post: #297

(01-13-2015 02:23 PM)Only One Man Wrote:  When someone mentions or brings up the gender pay gap and you immediately start laughing.

And tell them that anyone who believes in the gender pay gap has only one gap to worry about - the gap between their fucking ears.

Post: #298

When you're playing Hitman: Absolution and chuckle after an NPC told your character, (who was sneak-walking in broad daylight), "Don't crawl on the ground like a lizard, man. It's gross."

Post: #299

When you hear someone quoting statistics referring to numbers/WhatsApp etc... and immediately evaluate their level of game.

Post: #300

When ugly/fat girls no longer appear in your field of vision unless they get involved with you due to an outside force or talking to you.