Post: #451

when you see people flooding your FB feed with links and muttered PC cliches about some BREAKING news event and instead of going to CNN, MSNBC, or Fox, you go on RVF Everything Else or Politics/War forum to see what's going on.

Post: #452

You stifle a laugh when walking by the Sabra hummus display in the grocery store.

Post: #453

You take a step back and realize your father was right and start listening to him more instead of rebelling against him.

You start to notice your mom is just like any other woman and begin to see any time she's testing your dad.

You realize how fast the people here have changed you and lead you to become a better man.

You make a thread and it doesn't go in the direction you were expecting.

Post: #454

Someone next to you says "OKC" and you immediately think OKCupid before you realize he's talking about basketball

Post: #455

Meant to post this a while back:

When you visit your mother for the Easter weekend, and she's making salad dressing with ACV, and has replaced the bottle you gave her with some she bought herself.

Post: #456

Ali, is that you?

R.I.P.

Post: #457

... the first time you find out the last name of the bang from the other night is when Facebook asks if you want to friend her

Post: #458

You make a much better effort in your appearance, personality and making a good 1st impression when meeting another RVF member in real life....

...than you do when approaching or dating a new girl you want to bang.

Post: #459

(05-12-2016 02:43 PM)Mercenary Wrote:  You make a much better effort in your appearance, personality and making a good 1st impression when meeting another RVF member in real life....

...than you do when approaching or dating a new girl you want to bang.

To piggy back off Mercenary, you make a much better effort in your appearance and personality EVERY TIME you go out in public. Regardless of where you are going or what you are doing.

Post: #460

You are not a true member of the forum unless you own a picture of BoricuaKing's cock.

Post: #461

When you get a message at a coffee shop saying RVF is blocked by Open DNS under the category Forums/pornography, and you instinctively switch to tethering on your phone without missing a beat or giving it a second thought.

Post: #462

You start talking like Trump tweets. Bad!

Post: #463

When a old thread like this one pops up and you immediately know it's because the bitch has filed for divorce.

Post: #464

Make a point to get a coffee in trump tower while in NYC on vacation.

Post: #465

Your dad links you ROK articles.

Post: #466

(05-24-2016 12:24 PM)Off The Reservation Wrote:  When you get a message at a coffee shop saying RVF is blocked by Open DNS under the category Forums/pornography, and you instinctively switch to tethering on your phone without missing a beat or giving it a second thought.

That is a bit worrisome though. Is this site flagged on a widespread basis?

Post: #467

You check the Trump thread first for the latest news, thoughtful analysis and all around high energy, rather than Cuck© certified outlets like BBC, CNN and in my case Swedish media.

Post: #468

"That is a bit worrisome though. Is this site flagged on a widespread basis?"

Yeah... because it's pornographic.

Post: #469

NASA Test Pilot

Post: #470

You're driving on Alpha Rd, and need to turn right, but go to the 4th street because options 1-2-3 were Gamma, Omega, and Beta. Finally turn on Midway.

Post: #471

...when you have the text codes for at least ten forum GIFs memorized.

Post: #472

I only thought of this thread last weekend.

When a reasonably cute hipster chick opens you, but her hair, her clothes, her piercings and ironic glasses tell you all you need to know. You end the interaction as quickly as possible, trying not to laugh as you picture a hamster surrounded by red flags and think to yourself "You know you've become a true RVFer when..."

Post: #473

(10-01-2016 05:04 AM)Tex Cruise Wrote:  I only thought of this thread last weekend.

When a reasonably cute hipster chick opens you, but her hair, her clothes, her piercings and ironic glasses tell you all you need to know. You end the interaction as quickly as possible, trying not to laugh as you picture a hamster surrounded by red flags and think to yourself "You know you've become a true RVFer when..."

I'm lost, where is the part where you banged her and then kicked her to the curb all within a 1 hour time span?

Post: #474

Ha! I think that would be the hour that the cops would have been questioning me about the following day (or whenever she decided it was rape).

Post: #475

You go out with a fresh haircut, pressed shirt, and have a great time. Find out that weeks later there's some great pictures of you that someone took. You want to post it in the "Pictures of Alphas with Girls" thread but you also don't want to dox yourself.