Post: #376

When during conversation with several people, you make reference to the movie "The Wizard of Oz," and you mention the movie title several times.

However, you realise that everyone is looking at you like you're a retard.

Then one person politely interrupts to tell you, "You know the movie is called "Wizard of Oz," not 'Lizard of Oz" right?"

Post: #377

When you want to tell the girl at the gym that she needs to stop doing squats, her legs are not the issue, it is the 15 extra pounds.

I don't like thick legs on women. Even though I am not marrying them, thick legs become fat legs when older.

Post: #378

When you hear a chick you think is actually chill talking about traveling or going to work someone that puts them at an age of 28 or over, and too their face tell them that if they want to get married they better start looking now.

And just to add to that, when she gets pissed and asks the other friend there with us to tell me I'm wrong and he tells her I am right. Despite the fact that I know 100% he isn't a forum member. Unless there is a Japanese RVF out there somewhere.

Post: #379

After many successful hug closes

Post: #380

When you see all of the travel pics a woman takes and your first thought is "whore".

Post: #381

When dudes brag about smashing 30 year old hags and you're like

Post: #382

You've been to Mexico 6 times and still haven't been to Cancun, Puerto Vallarta, or any other beach.

Post: #383

(07-22-2015 10:37 PM)birthday cat Wrote:  

(02-07-2014 04:15 AM)draguer Wrote:  Your concerned friends say "With your views I don't see you getting married any time soon" and you nod.

When you find this thread over 10 years after your concerned friends said "With your views I don't see you getting married to an American girl ever" and you nod.

And you whisper under your breath, "God, I hope so."

G

Post: #384

When you've totally given up apologizing for anything.

Post: #385

When your insinuating Alpha tactics actually work

Post: #386

(11-20-2015 06:10 PM)Oz. Wrote:  When your insinuating Alpha tactics actually work.

Post: #387

(11-21-2015 07:33 AM)Suits Wrote:  

What the fuck is that? Is that a real movie? That is a terrifying image.

Post: #388

When you see a woman in person, and immediately start working on her extended acronym for the "Would You Hit It" thread.

Post: #389

When you hear about Turkey shooting down a Russian jet, and instead of going to cnn.com or bbc.co.uk, you go straight to the "Russia entering the Syrian conflict" thread.

Post: #390

When you only minimize the RVF pane in your browser and never close it

Post: #391

When you use buzzwords like 'digital nomad' 'passive income' loosely.

Post: #392

During the process of buying tickets to see one of your favourite bands live, you cancel the transaction because the band are requesting donations to migrant charities.

"I'd hate myself if I had that kind of attitude, if I were that weak." - Arnold

Post: #393

(12-17-2015 05:40 AM)Benoit Wrote:  During the process of buying tickets to see one of your favourite bands live, you cancel the transaction because the band are requesting donations to migrant charities.

You consider quitting a band you just joined because the female singer has invited Syrian migrants into her home and talked about doing a charity gig to raise money for the muslim invasion of Europe.

Edit: The saxohphone player is also a member of a 'liberal Christian' group. Whatever kind of watered down bullshit that is. Its the first band I've played piano in, so I'm going to stay in this band until the summer. I predict by that time I should be the best member of the band and have made a bit of a local reputation for myself on piano.

Post: #394

When you turn an unsuccessful pick up into a funny story that makes a hotter, younger girl like you.

Me: "I got 45% of the way to getting punched in the face by a girl at the post office today."

Her: "Really? What happened?"

Me: "I told her that I wasn't sure what I felt about her hat..."

Post: #395

When dudes you hardly know start asking you about dating advice

Post: #396

You can't watch new movies anymore because you can see every bit of programming in it.

You tell your married friends they needed to start having kids yesterday if they want them because waiting until after 30 is too late.

Post: #397

When you see your old high school friends turn to jelly and whip out their wallets following a morsel of attention from bar/restaurant hired guns. You just shake your head and say to yourself "poor thirsty bastards."

Post: #398

Playing off what Dusty said:

Last night: The looks on your old high school friends' faces when they didn't expect you to put on 65lbs of muscle after not seeing you for a few years.

Had a girl from school come up and start rubbing my arms saying how sexy I looked and how much I had changed.

Edit: She never gave me the time of day in high school.

Post: #399

When you see a cute girl and can't not approach.

Post: #400

When you know the legend of little dark