(07-13-2014 11:22 AM)MtnMan Wrote:  online girl, wanted to text some before meeting up, ive been in mild text hell for a day,
I say: "lets get together this week"
her: "whys that"
me: "hah whats what?"
her: "why should we get together?"

convo up until this point hasnt been very sexual. Basically i hate text game, and I consider this one a lost cause, but I may as well try sometime out here. Not sure how to pass this shit test, or if its even possible. Online for the lose!

so I decided to troll this girl for research purposes after this BS convo:
here is what has gone down:
me - "unsubscribe"
her "what"
"slap*"
"cockycocky"
me: "slap?, steller some of my favorite dates included a slap at some point"
her: "haha I want no trouble"
"in fact im looking for the opposite. I can find trouble on my own without the internet."
me: "k"
her: "guess youre just the trouble"
me: "its a healthy mix"
her: "what are you doing today?"

WTF???? It appears I stunned the hamster back like a shotgun blast to a zombie, but like a zombie getting back up, now the hamster is right back trying to rope me into text hell.

Trying to get a handle on text game is hard, but I got to get better at it. I def have blown myself out on several occasions with horrid text game.

(07-13-2014 11:22 AM)MtnMan Wrote:  online girl, wanted to text some before meeting up, ive been in mild text hell for a day,
I say: "lets get together this week"
her: "whys that"
me: "hah whats what?"
her: "why should we get together?"

convo up until this point hasnt been very sexual. Basically i hate text game, and I consider this one a lost cause, but I may as well try sometime out here. Not sure how to pass this shit test, or if its even possible. Online for the lose!

"so you can enjoy my exquisite presence"

What should I say?

Background: she was naked in my car last week

http://i.imgur.com/Spu8TK8.jpg

You already answered your question.

"She was naked in my car last week"

Look at a girl's ACTIONS, not what she SAYS.

"so if you wanna just chill and not hookup that's totally cool."
Hamster translation: I'm dating someone but if you're worth fucking then I don't mind cheating.

Her: So funny enough my best friend kind of showed up on my doorstep last night
Her: That being said, would you like to grab a drink with us later?

Was supposed to be the first time meeting her. Thoughts ?

(07-14-2014 04:41 PM)dancingjohn Wrote:  Her: So funny enough my best friend kind of showed up on my doorstep last night
Her: That being said, would you like to grab a drink with us later?

Was supposed to be the first time meeting her. Thoughts ?

Uh, say yes?

^ Forgot to add this is a tinder girl.

Grab a wingman and meet up with them then. Or you could just go solo. It's going to be a lot harder to game her solo though since she's going to be with her friend.

(07-13-2014 03:28 PM)MtnMan Wrote:  so I decided to troll this girl for research purposes after this BS convo:
here is what has gone down:
me - "unsubscribe"
her "what"
"slap*"
"cockycocky"
me: "slap?, steller some of my favorite dates included a slap at some point"
her: "haha I want no trouble"
"in fact im looking for the opposite. I can find trouble on my own without the internet."
me: "k"
her: "guess youre just the trouble"
me: "its a healthy mix"
her: "what are you doing today?"

WTF???? It appears I stunned the hamster back like a shotgun blast to a zombie, but like a zombie getting back up, now the hamster is right back trying to rope me into text hell.

Ya she is, don't be too eager to fall for this bait of hers. I hope you told her something crazy (but not too crazy since you haven't met her yet) to try and get her more intrigued.

If she asks again, I might reply with, "Oh, are you asking me out now?" or something along those lines.

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OK...so this girl has been to my house twice, but won't bang. She says she's scared I'll make her vagina flobbity and her boyfriend will find out (19yo japo girl, 5'4", 96 pounds ).

She's under the impression I'm a bad boy because I didn't flinch when she told me about her beta BF, and she saw a condom at my apartment that I had ripped off and thrown in a weird spot. She came to my basketball practice today, followed us to lunch and threw out a bunch of beta bait that my buddies lapped up, bombarded me with shit tests, and then followed me around like a puppy until I had to go to work.

Then just a bit ago, I get this text:

"I miss you good boy "

I've never gotten that from a girl I haven't been inside of, so I'm a bit perplexed. I can't figure out if she's actually smitten, or if she's an AW and she can't handle me handling her. Any thoughts? If it helps, I'd put her at 8.5 (a little bit too skinny, even for my skinnyass lovin' ass).

^ Han Solo game? "I know"

URGENT:

Main bang of 6 months just caught me on tinder (not her own profile):

Girl: Still on Tinder eh ?
Girl: Fuckyou asshole.

Deny till I die ? Play dumb ? Say ive been getting weird texts from random numbers ? Ask for proof ?

I mean she's rad but im not one to pedestalize her. We never had the "official" talk.

Suggestions and thoughts greatly appreciated ASAP !

(07-15-2014 03:40 PM)kaotic Wrote:  URGENT:

Main bang of 6 months just caught me on tinder (not her own profile):

Girl: Still on Tinder eh ?
Girl: Fuckyou asshole.

Deny till I die ? Play dumb ? Say ive been getting weird texts from random numbers ? Ask for proof ?

I mean she's rad but im not one to pedestalize her. We never had the "official" talk.

Suggestions and thoughts greatly appreciated ASAP !

If you never agreed to go exclusive with her, you did nothing wrong. She may have assumed you were exclusive, but you certainly never agreed to that.

Do not deny. I would agree an amplify. "yeah, I am an asshole. I give women what they want=total asshole behavior. That's what drew you to me in the first place. We never agreed to be exclusive'

she will likely make a tinder account and jump on the first cock that looks good to her to satisfy the hamster. But she will likely keep coming back.

Do not apologize. Do not agree to go exclusive(unless that is what you want).

"It's cute when you're jealous"
"I'm really busy right now. Come over later and we'll talk about it, ok?"
"You're overreacting"
"It's been a week since I deleted tinder I have no idea what you're talking about"

Update:
Kaotic: Huh woah what are you talking about ?
Girl: I'd like to know?
Girl: ?
Girl: Or not, it's cool.
Kaotic: You'd like to know what ?
Girl: About that screenshot I sent you
Kaotic: The first text i got from you today is "fuck you asshole"
Girl: Idk if you're getting the picture I'm sending, but it's you hitting up my homegirl on tinder on Sunday and Monday
Kaotic:Send the pic to my email: .com I haven't had the app in months.
Girl: Check it.
Kaotic: What in the actual fuck ?
Kaotic: Either im being catfished or someone took over my account.
Girl: Lol really?
Kaotic: Wouldn't be surprised if it was my crazy ex.
Girl: Hm..
Kaotic: Look im really busy with company meetings right now, let's revisit this later and talk about it ok?
Girl: K.

I think i can play it off as catfished or crazy ex. If she does call me out more I could probably say:

Why are you even jealous ? So what ? Etc etc.

Don't back down maintain frame and keep it simple.

I'm pretty sure that's a good strategy right ?

Why you even give a fuck about what she says or thinks? Go get another one..
But if you want to have good relationship with her, that's probably one of possibilities how to manage it.

Ive got some dtfs on the side, this chick is no drama a good fuck does what i say ride or die

I dont mind having a good relationship with her (not bf gf) until I CHOOSE to

@kaotic best you can do. Deny deny and throw some jokes in there!

(07-15-2014 09:50 PM)kaotic Wrote:  Ive got some dtfs on the side, this chick is no drama a good fuck does what i say ride or die

I dont mind having a good relationship with her (not bf gf) until I CHOOSE to

Man, I feel a little skeevy saying this, but...

first thing that pops into my mind is....how cute is her friend?

If she's close to the same attractiveness (as opposed to significantly more attractive) you can play the "do you think your homegirl is even cuter than you? Why would I even holler at her then?"

HAAAAAAAAMMMMSTER.

Lol nah my girl is a hard 8, her friend is a 5 (i spam swiped right) great line to use but nit applicable lol

The next level version of tinder should have the "do not shows profiles I have fb connections with" option just to avoid that.

update: met up, she wasn't drama at all, just wanted to know what was up. Denied denied denied, held frame, said it was a crazy ex trying to fuck with me like she did in the past (this part is true).

Told her that's all I've gotta say, take it for what its worth and make your own choice (no excuses, take it or leave it). She brought up the "well what are, what am I to you"

Then this saying in my mind popped up - "the one who asks/wants for a relationship first, loses"

Basically told her I'm not jumping into anything at all, I do things when I want too and on my own terms. There was no way I was getting into anything soon especially after she confronted me.

She was fine with, this morning scheduled a massage for us this evening. Not a bad recovery at all.

TL;DR Got caught swiping on tinder> took it head on> deny till you die> maintain frame and don't bend> keep your girl in the rotation

^^ Good job. That hamster must be doing overtime