Post: #6051

(06-01-2017 09:32 AM)mcgooie Wrote:  As a test to prove how little impact the bio makes and how its all about photos, a friend of mine with great photos reset his account but added in the bio "Only here for kinky sex". Of the 20-30 matches over the next couple of days, only two admitted to reading the profile.

Actually, that's quite a perfect tinder bio, so not sure what he was trying to prove.

It's short, playful, and it shows you don't take tinder seriously.
It makes you stand out from the hordes of thirsty betas who post long bios about their dog.
It takes balls, the kind of balls only an experienced tinder playboy would have, and girls DTF will know you are a guy worth fucking.

All my successful bios have been like that: short and tongue in cheek.


But you are right, most girls don't read bios. However, those who are really attracted to your pictures will check your bio. That's when it makes a difference, I've noticed girls who are interested enough to read your bio are much more likely to open you if they can comment on it.

In fact, around 80% of the girls who open me do it about my bio (the other 20% just say "hey").


As an example, an old bio I had was:
"I'm not going to marry you, but we are going to dance salsa and then I will fuck you all night".
I got 3 kind of openers:
- "Why will you not marry me?"
- Girl asking me out on a salsa date
- A few really DTF girls saying "can't we skip the salsa?"


Fun fact: I don't even dance salsa! (we'll I'm learning, but I can't dance yet).

Post: #6052

(06-01-2017 09:30 AM)mcgooie Wrote:  

(06-01-2017 03:25 AM)jackflag Wrote:  What times are bitches usually stalking Tinder? Wanna maximize my boosts.

Sunday and Wednesday evenings are best I believe

I agree. Wednesday is best if you prefer Thursay/Friday/Weekend bangs.

I like Sunday because I don't have much else to do during evenings at the beginning of the week.

Post: #6053

Now sure if this is best placed in the travel forum, or here. Just want to add some data from Tindering in Hanoi. I use the TurboMatch app to show me all women who already like me, and I only pick from that group for Matches.


October 2016:
2 week stay. 2 Tinder bangs.
-Chubby 31yo who I had to fuck in an alleyway (my hotel staff banged on the door saying I couldn't have guests, so we went for a walk). After we fucked, we sat in a park talking for a while. Interesting person, claimed she was first person to import US-made sex toys to Vietnam. She also said "If you go to Singapore...rich women will pay you for your body. Trust me." Haven't had the chance to follow up on that...
-A 37yo MILF. She came to my hotel on a Sunday morning with "I don't want money, I just want sex." She's been a regular ever since, always asks when I return, always the first person to come meet me.

I started getting chick's WhatsApp number because they don't always respond quickly on Tinder itself.

January 2017:
also 1 week in Phuket prior to this, with 1 Tinder bang and 1 pipelined. These 2 girls would constitute my next Phuket stay in May 2017, and are some of the best side-chicks I've ever met. Hands down. Back to Hanoi...
1 week stay. 2 Tinder bangs.
-A 22yo who dresses like a nerd but is a total freak with a curvy body. I piqued her interest with "so you wanna do adventurous/dangerous stuff? Ever been tied up on a balcony before?" She came to my hotel about 1am after a drink party. Fucked her on the balcony. Didn't have rope. First woman I've ever had ask me to choke her. Spent the next 4 hours trying to rupture her internal organs and/or make her pass out.
-A 26yo who I opened with "your style is kinda corporate Goth, must be rare in Vietnam".....She hits me back with "You look like Captain America's friend....the one with the wings" and when I invite her over to "curl up and watch movies" she replies "Come on, you are over 30, on Tinder, and have great abs....if I come over we both know nothing will curl up". I had to go pick her up from her parent's place in Hanoi's northeast slums, but we taxied back to my hotel. Said she usually dates white guys but was curious to try a black guy. I think she spent some time in San Francisco in the past...

May-June 2017:
2 weeks into a 5 week stay. This is immediately following my 2 weeks in Phuket, with the two awesome chicks I mentioned.

So far 1 Tinder bang, 1 WeChat bang.
-37yo chubby Filipina. Another "Netflix & Chill" date on a Monday night. Got her over with "You seem kinda artistic. Do you like artistic movies?" Then described 2 films we could watch. RIDICULOUSLY tight pussy.
-40yo yoga chick. Ok, I've only ever banged 2 women from WeChat. The first was a 20yo Chinese from Sichuan, back in ~October 2015, also in Hanoi. This was the second. She postponed our first date with "Hey I can't do coffee tonight....my period just started. But don't worry, it's short, just a few days. I'll meet you then." She's now a regular.
Note on WeChat in Vietnam: I would generally avoid it. It's about 90% prostitutes, and they are kinda aggressive.

I agree that almost all of the women swiping right are doing it because of your photos, and very few even bother to read your profile. I've been asking "So what did you like about my profile?", and of the few that DO read, usually the assholish shit is what gets noticed. Stuff about being polyamorous and how I don't like time-wasters.


Now, allow me to rant......
I dunno WTF happened between January and now, but my Tinder has been FULL of "false positives" from chicks trying to do normal dating shit, or "just looking to talk to new friends". Yesterday I was talking to a 30yo, and after she briefly commented on the idea of me modeling nude for her, she switches to "Hey do you want to bike ride around the lake?"

Bitch, we're in a heat wave. It's ~103F in Hanoi this weekend. The only way I'm burning calories like that with you is in the bedroom.

I've had two Tinder dates of the "get drinks during the week, confirm you're not a psycho, and go home....MAYBE we'll fuck during the weekend". The second of these was the best prospect, a 27yo divorced businesswoman who had lived in Vancouver. But I had already lined up what I felt were decent prospects so I couldn't fit her in my weekend schedule.....and now I don't think that shit will happen. The third, tonight, was a Taiwanese chick (28yo, 1 year working in Vietnam) who told me last week she "wished she'd spent the weekend with me" and she'd be "saving her energy to meet me after dinner"....then she shows up for drinks at 10pm...she's got kinda awkward body language.....and at 11pm says she needs to leave to meet another guy she already knows. -_-. Now, I already fucked my 40yo yoga chick this afternoon but this really annoyed me because I actually had another 28yo Vietnamese chick try to surprise me to hang out tonight, and I stiff-armed her, telling her I already made plans before I met her....which kinda pissed her off. Then I show up to the pre-arranged date with the Taiwanese and she bounces. (YEAH YEAH YEAH, Why am I not double-booking chicks?....just not my style)...In the ensuing conversation she reveals that she's been using Tinder for ~2 months, has met maybe 11 guys, and claims she's never had sex with any of them.
"Your profile isn't clear if you want sex!"
"I've had girls come over my hotel at 1am to fuck all night with the same profile...."
"That's not what Tinder is for! It's for meeting people."
"It's the most notorious hookup app on the planet."
"Well, I'm still glad I met you...You feel same?"
"No. Why would I?" (that really ticked her off, and she stormed away to call someone)


So this trip feels like a night/day difference not only from my January results but also from my fresh time in Phuket...Not sure WTF is going on here. I actually went looking for alternative apps, and found one, CasualX, billed as "for Tinder users tired of people not using Tinder for hookups"...but it seems very few people use it.

Post: #6054

So I'm helping my cousin with this Tinder thingamagig.

The girls on his list show up as logged in on "December [day] 2014"....all of them. He lives in a Mexican city of 1.5M people, I know there can't be 0 Tinder users in that city.

He runs an older version of the app though, 4.0.3, on Android. When he ran out of likes he was told to "update to get more likes"

1 - Any idea on how to get girls who recently used Tinder?
2 - Is upgrading his Tinder worth it? The newest version is 7.10.

Post: #6055

(06-05-2017 05:53 PM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  So I'm helping my cousin with this Tinder thingamagig.

The girls on his list show up as logged in on "December [day] 2014"....all of them. He lives in a Mexican city of 1.5M people, I know there can't be 0 Tinder users in that city.

He runs an older version of the app though, 4.0.3, on Android. When he ran out of likes he was told to "update to get more likes"

1 - Any idea on how to get girls who recently used Tinder?
2 - Is upgrading his Tinder worth it? The newest version is 7.10.

The Tinder API was changed and the "last time logged in" feature was broken/removed, sometime earlier this year. I largely prefer Android over iOS....but I still went and bought a used iPhone 5S for the supporting apps like Flame/TurboMatch/etc..... and the superior camera. I don't think I would use Tinder much at all if I had to find matches the traditional way by right-swiping. So my advice would be for him to grab the cheapest iPhone he can find because the extension apps are such a huge force multiplier. I've got Tinder Plus but I honestly can't say if it's worth it or not. I forgot why I originally paid for it, but the $4/month isn't even background noise in the budget so I just keep it....


Also, Monday I smashed a 25yo from Tinder. She agreed to come over for Netflix/Chill Monday night...then asked to come over Monday morning because her shitty apartment has no A/C and she was dying. Chick speaks NO English.....but taught herself Japanese (she works in a bar catering to Japanese businessmen here)....still took me hours to talk her out of her panties in Japanese. Smashed, she went to work Monday night, then I picked her up from work at 1am Tuesday and smashed again.

So maybe those time-wasting dates/matches I was ranting about a few days ago were an anomaly....that said, I still changed my profile to start off with "Our first date should be coffee followed by kinky sex."...just in case.

Post: #6056

(04-01-2017 10:47 PM)MathGuy Wrote:  @Eugenics: Don't forget, if you set your radius to 1 mile and you see girls who are somehow more than 1 mile away, it means they already right-swiped you. If you want to swipe conservatively, I recommend setting it to 1 mile.

Trying this. Thanks for the tip.