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How Long Is It? (Dick Measuring Contest)
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Checking back into this thread and now I see a chart of fast food cup sizes. I'm dead. Love this forum
05-01-2016 08:22 PM
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Does "curve" count? Laugh

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^^^ Real men have curves.
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(05-01-2016 08:44 PM)Horus Wrote:  ^^^ Real men have curves.
I spam the shit out of this every time some fat bitch post some body positive shit on the Facebook
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I called this dude out a few days ago.

/thread-55326...pid1284955

I've been waiting patiently.

I knew he was going to throw up over himself just not by showing off his dick. I feel like I'm too easy on trolls.

I must say from a functionality perspective, this thread served great purpose by outing a "I'm proud of my dick size" troll.

For that reason alone, I commend OP for starting the thread.

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RE: How Long Is It? (Dick Measuring Contest)
Boricuaking is banned.

Maybe somebody got a teeny weeny (heh) bit jealous......

( just joking. What was he looking for anyway? A gold membership?)
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(05-01-2016 08:47 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  
(05-01-2016 08:44 PM)Horus Wrote:  ^^^ Real men have curves.
I spam the shit out of this every time some fat bitch post some body positive shit on the Facebook

Reported, ban imminent.

I leave for a weekend, a dick pic gets posted and we're talking about big gulps, the thread continues.

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Found some rare footage of BK running his standard game



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Boricua king was too cocky for his own good.

Don't debate me.
05-02-2016 02:42 AM
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I'm trying to imagine a world in which Little Dark's badassness, johnbozzzzzzzzzz's inquiring nature, and Boricua King's dick are all rolled into one person.

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I hadn't noticed BK's low value thread and hadn't bothered to read this dick measuring contest one either. We had actually spoke through PM, so when I saw that he was banned, I was like 'What?! Why?!' I did a bit of searching and find this..

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Oh. Ok then.

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A new troll type to be added to the RVF lexicon...

Large penis troll & large penis picture uploading troll.
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I never saw the pic, but why is no one questioning that it wasn't just some pick he found on google? Was a laptop open in the background with RVF opened on it?
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^^^ Yeah, I'm pretty sure that penis size isn't something a man would ever lie about. Have some faith in your fellow man.
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(05-02-2016 09:34 AM)General Stalin Wrote:  I never saw the pic

This was it pretty much...
dick instead of a ladder thou

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RE: How Long Is It? (Dick Measuring Contest)
Here's my dick pic:

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Top that BoricuaKing.
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(05-02-2016 09:34 AM)General Stalin Wrote:  I never saw the pic, but why is no one questioning that it wasn't just some pick he found on google? Was a laptop open in the background with RVF opened on it?

It was a candid amateur dick pic pressed against a 32oz drink. He had his jeans on and pulled out his huge erect dick through the open fly with a thumbs up. It wasn't a white or black dick which would be easier to find online. It had a genuine light-yellow brownish Puerto Rican color which matches his username BoricuaKing.

Pretty sure he wasn't lying.

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I voted 8.5in, here's my proof:


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I need to get a warning level and become a man

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Your posts don't even that the "Last Edited:" tag guys, you're not fooling anyone!

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Never before have I been thankful for arriving in a thread too late to see all the deleted pictures.

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Shit, the only other Puerto Rican on the forum is gone.

C'mon guys,

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(04-29-2016 04:51 PM)Brodiaga Wrote:  3 guys measured their dicks as the distance between the asshole and the tip.

(04-29-2016 05:07 PM)R_Niko Wrote:  Me: I have a big dick.
Asian girl on Tinder: How big is your dick?"
Me: <honest answer>
Her: Pfft, that's not that big.
Me: An Asian girl accusing you of having a small dick is like a French girl accusing you of being cowardly or unhygienic.

(05-02-2016 11:35 AM)Fortis Wrote:  Shit, the only other Puerto Rican on the forum is gone.

C'mon guys,

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Towards the upper end of the spectrum in length and girth... proud and blessed... and above average I guess. But nothing stellar. I always thought I was average, despite positive comments from previous partners, until I started seeing statistics on the internet years ago,. I do think people put a bit too much emphasis on size, though it certainly can't hurt to be larger except maybe in extreme cases. Moving on...

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(05-02-2016 10:37 AM)Anabasis to Desta Wrote:  
(05-02-2016 09:34 AM)General Stalin Wrote:  I never saw the pic, but why is no one questioning that it wasn't just some pick he found on google? Was a laptop open in the background with RVF opened on it?

It was a candid amateur dick pic pressed against a 32oz drink. He had his jeans on and pulled out his huge erect dick through the open fly with a thumbs up. It wasn't a white or black dick which would be easier to find online. It had a genuine light-yellow brownish Puerto Rican color which matches his username BoricuaKing.

Pretty sure he wasn't lying.

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