Post: #26

Me: I have a big dick.
Asian girl on Tinder: How big is your dick?"
Me: <honest answer>
Her: Pfft, that's not that big.
Me: An Asian girl accusing you of having a small dick is like a French girl accusing you of being cowardly or unhygienic.

Post: #27

I'm barely under 6 inches. about 15cm. But most girls I've fucked have told me they thought I had a huge dick. I don't get it.

I'd have to see some legit stats about average and whatnot.

Post: #28

Man I love getting a good quality BJ, and few things make me happier than a girl who can get her lips all the way down to my ball sack. Especially when they surprise you with it. Like they are just stroking away and sucking on the tip then after a minute or two then all of the sudden:



If I had a monster dong then I wouldn't get to have that pleasure, and not being able to plunder deep and just leave th nuts hanging out... that's no bueno.

It's true that size matters far more to men than women. It's an ego/pride thing. Even size queens just like big dicks because they are told to. I mean shit if I can get a girl off with all 3" of my middle finger I certainly don't need 8" of dick to do it...

Post: #29

(04-29-2016 05:07 PM)R_Niko Wrote:  Me: I have a big dick.
Asian girl on Tinder: How big is your dick?"
Me: <honest answer>
Her: Pfft, that's not that big.
Me: An Asian girl accusing you of having a small dick is like a French girl accusing you of being cowardly or unhygienic.

Shoulda lied, she'd never know the difference even when she was sucking it.

Knew this girl once, the first time we fucked she was having a lot of trouble blowing me. Said her mouth was getting tired after a few minutes. Somehow the subject of her last BF's dick came up, and she said she'd measured his dick with him and he was 9 inches, and she'd never had an trouble with him. Now, I'm nowhere near 9 inches. My theory is he measured his dick with her, but showed her the ruler in centimeters or something... that would be consistent with her pussy getting so sore too. 9 cm is 3.6 inches, and I'm a hell of a lot bigger than that. After 10 minutes she snapped up so tight the first time that I could not get my dick back in, period.

But, she never said she was unhappy with the sex with her previous BF, despite the evidence pointing to me having a much bigger dick. If anything, she wanted me to take it easy because she wasn't used to it, and it took awhile for sex to get good with her. She was used to a small dick and short sex, and I'm more of a marathon sex kind of guy.

Post: #30

(04-29-2016 05:16 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  Man I love getting a good quality BJ, and few things make me happier than a girl who can get her lips all the way down to my ball sack. Especially when they surprise you with it. Like they are just stroking away and sucking on the tip then after a minute or two then all of the sudden:



If I had a monster dong then I wouldn't get to have that pleasure, and not being able to plunder deep and just leave th nuts hanging out... that's no bueno.

It's true that size matters far more to men than women. It's an ego/pride thing. Even size queens just like big dicks because they are told to. I mean shit if I can get a girl off with all 3" of my middle finger I certainly don't need 8" of dick to do it...

Oh, so you checked the 4" box?

Post: #31

^ Nah son. No shame in my game I'll put myself on blast.

(04-29-2016 04:30 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  Yo no shame - my dick is 6" long. If we're splitting hairs it's more like 6.25" but I'm not gonna pretend it's 6.5"

Post: #32

(04-29-2016 04:51 PM)Brodiaga Wrote:  3 guys measured their dicks as the distance between the asshole and the tip.

Post: #33

Time to make it public so we can shame the liars and support the micro-penis guys.

Post: #34

(04-29-2016 05:17 PM)weambulance Wrote:  

(04-29-2016 05:07 PM)R_Niko Wrote:  Me: I have a big dick.
Asian girl on Tinder: How big is your dick?"
Me: <honest answer>
Her: Pfft, that's not that big.
Me: An Asian girl accusing you of having a small dick is like a French girl accusing you of being cowardly or unhygienic.

Shoulda lied, she'd never know the difference even when she was sucking it.

Knew this girl once, the first time we fucked she was having a lot of trouble blowing me. Said her mouth was getting tired after a few minutes. Somehow the subject of her last BF's dick came up, and she said she'd measured his dick with him and he was 9 inches, and she'd never had an trouble with him. Now, I'm nowhere near 9 inches. My theory is he measured his dick with her, but showed her the ruler in centimeters or something... that would be consistent with her pussy getting so sore too. 9 cm is 3.6 inches, and I'm a hell of a lot bigger than that. After 10 minutes she snapped up so tight the first time that I could not get my dick back in, period.

But, she never said she was unhappy with the sex with her previous BF, despite the evidence pointing to me having a much bigger dick. If anything, she wanted me to take it easy because she wasn't used to it, and it took awhile for sex to get good with her. She was used to a small dick and short sex, and I'm more of a marathon sex kind of guy.

Most girls want to believe that the guy they're currently fucking has the biggest dick they've ever been with. If they say anything otherwise, get rid of them. Best of all, don't ask. As a rule, I don't ask anything about previous BFs other than in the most vague of terms, and never in regard to their sexual activities. I don't need to know that some girl I'm banging has been fucked in the bathroom of an interstate rest stop by a total stranger. I can draw that conclusion by her general behavior. I don't validate their ex's. I act as though they don't exist.

Post: #35

The fact that so far out of 45 votes there are more guys claiming 8.5"+ than average size (5" - 5.5") is silly. It's possible that people who are proud of their size (or alleged size) are more apt to poll than men who are ashamed.

I think public perception is that 6"-6.5" is average size but that is simply not true. I don't know why people think that, but it's not. 5.2" is the average.

Now, while I will say that the typical RvF'er is not you "typical" man, I don't think there should be any correlation between penis size and whether or not you are Red Pill.

Post: #36

Mine's 4"...


...but I figure that's wide enough

Yeah, this stuff only matters to us guys and maybe 5% of women. If you fuck 'em right they'll add 2" for you. Like how the way you hold yourself adds height. Many people think I'm 6'2"+ (I'm 6') and most girls have thought I'm wielding an 8"er (I'm not). If you can bang that cervix she's going to think you're big enough anyway, and you don't need 8.5" to do that.

Kinda like tits - some girls think the bigger the better, and then get ludicrous implants that look ridiculous when we never cared that much as long as it suits their frame.

Don't fret you dick size, you can't do anything about it anyway, and any methods I've ever heard about are unproven and sound dangerous. If you're worrying about getting a girl off your hands are far more effective anyway. Along with a dominant bedroom frame you're better off with a 6"er than a 8"er with no clue.

Oh, and if you're shit tested by girls in a club/wherever with "How big is your dick" or some variation, I have had good results with the following:

"That's not something you need to worry about" (to shoot them down, 10% chance of escalation)
"Probably not as big as yours - wanna show me up?" (playful, mildly insulting teasing, 50% chance of escalation)
(Now that I'm a father): "Big enough to fill a pram" (80% chance of escalation)

Post: #37

They typcial RVF user is above average, always.

Post: #38

I was expecting OP to be banned when I opened this thread.

I hope this thread is filled with great mirth in the future.

Post: #39

The average RVF guy is 6'5, has blue eyes, an 8 inch dick and 8% body fat. And benches 315 for reps.

Fucks 8's, date's 9's and marries unicorns.

Post: #40

(04-29-2016 05:31 PM)porscheguy Wrote:  Most girls want to believe that the guy they're currently fucking has the biggest dick they've ever been with. If they say anything otherwise, get rid of them. Best of all, don't ask. As a rule, I don't ask anything about previous BFs other than in the most vague of terms, and never in regard to their sexual activities. I don't need to know that some girl I'm banging has been fucked in the bathroom of an interstate rest stop by a total stranger. I can draw that conclusion by her general behavior. I don't validate their ex's. I act as though they don't exist.

I only ask for specific information about previous sexual partners when the girl has some shitty hangup I want to fix. Obviously that's something I would only do with a long term sexual partner.

That said, I've never fucked a girl more than once or twice without her talking somewhat about past sexual experiences, with the sole exception of one of the virgins I bagged who didn't have any meaningful sexual experiences to speak of anyway. But it's never negative stuff directed at me. What do I care if a girl wants to tell me how much better I am than some other guy? It usually comes out in the first week or two, then stops.

I'm not going to put up with some girl talking endlessly about an ex. If she can't stop thinking about him, she can fuck off back to him. I shut down that sort of thing fast.

Post: #41

General Stalin needs to check out the six handles who voted for the 8.5+ category because I'm 100% sure those are Dash Global's alt accounts lol

Post: #42

Why isn't there a 9 inch option?

Post: #43

I've got to say, I am curious what gave you the idea to make an almost-literal dick measuring contest.

Post: #44

Why are women rubbish at parking their car???

Because men tell them that this "________________________________________________________________________________​_______"
is 12 inches.

Post: #45

(04-29-2016 06:10 PM)King of Monkeys Wrote:  I've got to say, I am curious what gave you the idea to make an almost-literal dick measuring contest.

Discussion in the lounge. Blame Handsome Creepy Eel.

(04-29-2016 03:38 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

(04-29-2016 01:54 PM)Anabasis to Desta Wrote:  Only one way to settle this. I think it's time we all measure our dicks and sticky the results on the forum.

We could make a poll, but it won't be pretty if it turns out like the height poll (everyone over 6'0'') or the eye color poll (everyone blue-eyed).

Post: #46

Hey guys, do you know any safe and healthy way to reduce the size of the male penis without surgery?

It's been a long time since I met a girl who could handle my size and there have been a lot of complaints about intense pain recently since I've been mostly banging girls in the 18-19 bracket recently, instead of the 20-29 cohort that I used to specialize in.

Any suggestions/tips/reliable medical advice?

Post: #47

I suggest icing before insertion. Give em the ice-wang.

Post: #48

Why isn't there a 3" option?

I wanna vote, dammit!

Post: #49

How the fuck did johnbozzzzzzzzz hack the OP's account?

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

Post: #50

Amazing how this forum has deteriorated since I joined in 2013.