(06-03-2015 03:17 PM)Feo Wrote:  

(06-03-2015 02:53 PM)BlurredSevens Wrote:  

(06-01-2015 08:47 PM)pialox Wrote:  Ended up banging a chick after a work training session. (She works for another company in a relevant industry)
She came along for drinks after the training session when i said I was meeting a mate for a few beers.

She took me home, haven't said anything apart from a "thanks for the date rape drugs and sleep over" to which she replied "Worst networking ever"
After that I havent said anything to her via text since that message on Saturday.

Want to line her up for drinks on Thursday as I wouldnt mind her in my rotation.....

Was thinking
"I have something important to tell you"
Once she bites i will respond
"I'm pregnant and I think its yours"

Then go from there...... Thoughts?

Sounds like you guys have a pretty funny banter going on with each other. That's great to see. Normally that "I'm pregnant" line wouldn't be advisable, but in your case it would probably get her laughing. It's bold but could work.

The safer route would be to just play it cool, and straight up ask her out for drinks.

Just me, but I always follow up the first day after a bang if I want to keep her in rotation. When I wait too long it ends up being a one time thing. Usually it's a funny picture/quote that doesn't need a reply, then I'll hit her up later in the week to meet up again.

Yea, the old pregnancy text always works. If she doesn't have a sense of humor about it she's probably not worth keeping around

After all that she started gaming herself. She sent me some random video of this portable synth device (im a musician) 4 days after first bang. Clearly I left a good impression.

Lined up drinks on Tuesday and she was snapchatting me throughout the weekend. She flaked on drinks on tuesday but asked for a raincheck Wednesday.

Had a few drinks, got some gyoza, back to hers 2 hours of solid banging. I'm not sure she is used to cumming so many times in one night...... Think I might have her hooked.

After I suggested a meetup.

Her: wouldn't you like to get to know me before we meet?

(06-10-2015 10:33 PM)depravity Wrote:  After I suggested a meetup.

Her: wouldn't you like to get to know me before we meet?

Is this over tinder?

(06-10-2015 10:43 PM)pialox Wrote:  

(06-10-2015 10:33 PM)depravity Wrote:  After I suggested a meetup.

Her: wouldn't you like to get to know me before we meet?

Is this over tinder?

Got her number off tinder.

Just say you dont like using text to get to know people cos you cant read peoples body language...... simple

(06-10-2015 11:44 PM)pialox Wrote:  Just say you dont like using text to get to know people cos you cant read peoples body language...... simple

Agreed. Or say something like "What will talk about on our first date then?"

This is a common but very weak shit text. Brush it aside.

(06-10-2015 10:33 PM)depravity Wrote:  After I suggested a meetup.

Her: wouldn't you like to get to know me before we meet?

This may be a SIF warning, as in she thinks she needs to set the hook in you before you actually see her in person.

I'd suggest you just plow through, ignore the question and tell her to meet you at (place) at (time). Make it very soon.

Hi Guys.

Got this girls number the other weekend and set a date on Tuesday for Thursday night. I live in Boston and she's up north about 45 minutes (my hometown), and we confirmed Tuesday for tonight. I text her at 1 PM today and said "What time are you out", and didn't hear back until just now, and it's 5PM. I hate when girls take their time especially when we have plans.

So, in order to not sound like a mundayne puppy that is waiting for her, I replied with "Ahhh wish you texted me earlier I legit just made other plans. I'm sure we'll bump into each other this weekend (when I go up to visit friends etc.).

Now she apologizes and said she hadn't looked at her phone all day (BS). She says to ditch my other friends and come up, and she has plans Friday night and is working doubles Sat/Sun.

I'm trying to hold strong but this girl is super model quality. Do I stand firm and let her know she fucked up? I feel like I know the answer, but what do you guys think, is this just another shit test to see how much of a beta I am? Will she just toss me to the bin if I say "Ok I'll come up"?

Thanks in advance bros.

Grip

Update: She's almost begging at this point, asked me three times to ditch my plans. Is this a sure bang? Or her just testing me?

Edit: I'm thinking "sorry sweetheart, real men stick to their guns" Too cheesy?

Quote:Will she just toss me to the bin if I say "Ok I'll come up"?

Try this: "I'm leaving to meet my friends at X o'clock. You have until then to show up at my door and convince me, in person, not to go."

Not really sure what to do here, this is tricky. The background is this: I met a 22 year old cheerleader on seekingarrangement and she does not want money at all, just fun dates and a good time. We go on facetime and chat a bit and it is on, but we both have hectic weeks so I pencil her in for the following monday and say I will text her details later in the weeks. I do and she says it sounds "fantastic".

Then something totally odd happens. She switches phones with her dad and I am not texting her but him. I'll put up the textlog. All of the texts but the last one were blue and were through imessage. The last message was green and did not get delivered, possibly the father blocked me, could be something else, sometimes texts just don't go through.

My plan is to use my google voice number to text the dad's phone(the cheerleaders old phone) saying It's Jenn from cheer squad and forgot her new number. The father might actually give it. I don't know. If anyone has any other ideas, I'd like to hear. I'd really like to bang this girl out, but the father has her phone and may have potentially blocked me. The last text I got was from the girl from that phone at 4am a couple of days ago.

She deactivated her SA account so I can't message her on there.

The other possibility is that she is just fucking with me about all of this and her father doesn't really have her phone.

This one is off of tinder. Got her number and have a day date set up for tomorrow. She just sent me:

"So TrentV, just so I know I'm not biking with a serial killer... tell me a little about yourself, homie"

How to proceed?

(06-12-2015 11:50 AM)TrentV Wrote:  This one is off of tinder. Got her number and have a day date set up for tomorrow. She just sent me:

"So TrentV, just so I know I'm not biking with a serial killer... tell me a little about yourself, homie"

How to proceed?

She seems playful.. hit her up with some clearly made up story of how you're a secret agent or something. keep it light and humorous. last thing you wanna do it start qualifying yourself to her.

(06-12-2015 11:50 AM)TrentV Wrote:  This one is off of tinder. Got her number and have a day date set up for tomorrow. She just sent me:

"So TrentV, just so I know I'm not biking with a serial killer... tell me a little about yourself, homie"

How to proceed?

A girl said this to me not long ago. I responded with.

"I am a serial killer. You just aren't the type of girl I kill "

Worked pretty well. Met up with the girl and got the bang the 2nd time we met.

ok a girl I met at a club a few months back, had a boyfriend, i got her number but nothing else. shes on my fb now and ive noticed she is single. she's 19 and about a 7.

So i send her this image on her birthday.

then a few days later I fb messaged her she replied on her phone:
Me: "hey how was your birthday, did ryan gosling make it any better?"
her: "it was really good thanks! haha of course "
me:
me: what are your plans this week? looks like your job keeps you pretty busy, looks fun though
her: Back to work this week

what should i message/text next cos we don't really talk, so im thinking do I need to chat more before i just try and ask her out?

On POF, talked to her about the craziest shit she's done, says something about fucking a guy in her highschool bathroom, long back and forth, seems into me, ask for her number...

her: lol are you going to want to something wild with me

no bullshit and just set up a meeting at my house? Or do I still have to meet her somewhere neutral?

just play along with that

"I am, but you'll have to wait to find out"

try and leave most things to her imagination though.. and suprise her when you see her.

It doesn't sound like you need to set up a meeting just yet, just carry on the conversation.


by the way for my girl i was messaging above I got tired of waiting and just came up with my own shit: its not good to wait too long! heres what I did, pretty proud of it.. tried to be a more alpha and demanding in a slightly playful way, i had to cave in and use a tongue face at the end to soften it a little but, think it went really well.

Me: "hey how was your birthday, did ryan gosling make it any better?"
her: "it was really good thanks! haha of course Tongue"
me: Wink
me: what are your plans this week? looks like your job keeps you pretty busy, looks fun though
her: Back to work this week Tongue
Me: damn so you've been off partying all week? where was my invite
Ellen: Lost in the mail? Had big family party as was parents wedding anniversary too
me: lol ok then, ill forgive you then as long as we meet up for birthday drinks this week instead
ellen: Not possible this week have full week of work
me: im disappointed in you ellen
ellen: I'm sorry!
me: levis nice to me, she likes to talk politics occasionally and back me up on facebook, wouldnt have expected this from you as you're friends
ellen: It's not my fault! ;P
Ellen: Okay it is my fault... I have two jobs...
Me: hmm
ok, get back to me during the week with another time you're free and you won't need to be sorry
Ellen: Will do
me: Cool tongue emoticon
me: speak to you soon
ellen: Okie kokie

Girl's Tinder profile says 'You're here for my entertainment, send me your best pickup line', send the usual one anyway:

me: you look like trouble
girl: not a pick-up line

yep, girls using men for her entertainment and you failed to entertain her. that's not a pickup line, nor is it funny or entertaining. Should have sent her a funny one at least, even though its unlikely to go anywhere. Move on

edit: or at least try again to send a hilarious one.

(06-15-2015 02:13 PM)depravity Wrote:  Girl's Tinder profile says 'You're here for my entertainment, send me your best pickup line', send the usual one anyway:

me: you look like trouble
girl: not a pick-up line

Two possible scenarios without pictures:

a) She's unattractive and trying to fake some status.
b) She's attractive and wants to sort the men from the boys/some validation.

Either way, the second you send a pickup line...you lose.

Think of it as your bratty little sister. If she told you to go and wash the dishes, what would you do?

Laugh in her face and do anything but wash the dishes.

That's the attitude to have here. Don't buy in to her frame.

Make no mistake, she is obviously a grade-A cunt. Ultimately it comes down to if you want to fuck with her or not.

Pick from these incredibly effective RVF-accepted replies in your current situation:

"ok"
"gay"
"unsubscribe"

me: you look like trouble
girl: do I
me: that's right
girl: sus
me: no shit
girl: um
girl: k
me: where do you live
girl: ____
me: what are you looking for on here
girl: love
girl: lol
me: thats too bad because i bet we'd hate eachother
girl: why
me: your room looks messy, i want to get over there and make you pick your shit up
girl: ur not my daddy
girl: u cant make me clean shit
me: I'll spank you
girl: you can't just be me daddy because you spank me
girl: daddy gives me allowance too

Girl I banged good in April. Was reluctant to meet after first bang as she wanted to 'date a guy she had known who was her own age'

We've texted a few times on and off the past few months. I hit her up today after a 4 week hiatus and get warm responses and she's pinging me back questions instantly. I suggest it'd be nice to talk and catch up over coffee or a drink one night and after about 7 minutes she texts:

"I can see if I can squeeze you in"


I can think of some smart ass things to say but don't want to scare her off....she's quality ass.

Ideas?

(06-18-2015 04:29 PM)robreke Wrote:  Girl I banged good in April. Was reluctant to meet after first bang as she wanted to 'date a guy she had known who was her own age'

We've texted a few times on and off the past few months. I hit her up today after a 4 week hiatus and get warm responses and she's pinging me back questions instantly. I suggest it'd be nice to talk and catch up over coffee or a drink one night and after about 7 minutes she texts:

"I can see if I can squeeze you in"


I can think of some smart ass things to say but don't want to scare her off....she's quality ass.

Ideas?

It really depends on her responses, would give us a better idea of how to reply. Not having much to go on, I'd go with a simple question mark and nothing else until she responds.

@robreke

How about "you didn't have a problem the first time so unless you've been doing kegels you can make it work"

It's apocalypse game a bit, but you're playing with house money so own it.

WWMSS , What Would Michael Scott Say?
"That's what she said."
Just have fun with it.

(06-18-2015 04:29 PM)robreke Wrote:  Girl I banged good in April. Was reluctant to meet after first bang as she wanted to 'date a guy she had known who was her own age'

We've texted a few times on and off the past few months. I hit her up today after a 4 week hiatus and get warm responses and she's pinging me back questions instantly. I suggest it'd be nice to talk and catch up over coffee or a drink one night and after about 7 minutes she texts:

"I can see if I can squeeze you in"


I can think of some smart ass things to say but don't want to scare her off....she's quality ass.

Ideas?

I'd just go for logistics. I don't get why you are trying to catch up over drinks. Just tell her to come over on a weeknight, like 830 or 9pm.