Do people really still play console video games?

Literally unloaded 6 of those dumb ps4 things already, they are selling for $600. Paying to waste your life away staring at a screen = I do not get it.

Suited up tonight let's do this.

Eyeliner too, right?

Hahaha

(11-16-2013 05:47 PM)soup Wrote:  Suited up tonight let's do this.

1700s British aristocrat or ??

1900's barber outfit with handlebar mustache?

Okay Chicken Noodle Soup!

Hit them bitches with that glitter shirt!

Last night I got a big dosage of how bad America sucks for dating and hooking up.

First I find out my boy who is good looking by anyone's standards, plus ripped, and has a great personality actually struggles with women. I had always assumed he was good with women because most of our other friends we hang out with are and he's got a lot going for him, even makes pretty good money. He's hooking up with this broad that has a terrible butter face and is dumb as a bag of bricks. I was talking to my other friend about it saying "why doesn't he find someone better." My friend then told me how he sucks with girls and petty much anti game. I guess he 1) is super jealous and 2) gets too drunk when he goes out. He himself even then came home and confirmed this. He said exactly what my friend had told me. He was telling me how he wants to settle down, possibly with this girl, even though she technically has a boyfriend that she lives with (but says she doesn't fuck. Yeah right). And also bangs his friend on occasion. I just don't see how a guy with so much going for him can be so insecure and have such a hard time with girls.

Then my best friend tells me he's not happy with his relationship because he wants a strong, independent, career driven girl. Exactly the opposite of what most guys in here are looking for and pretty much ensures hell only be happy with a feminist. If guys in America are looking for these types of girls, no wonder why girls are acting this way.

Then the nail in the coffin was getting massively cock blocked by this girls friends. She's a mutual friend and all her friends know my friends. I was going to take her home, I had it in the bag no doubt. She was telling me how she was going to fuck me when we were at the strip club and everything, but her friends wouldn't let her go home with me. I told them Id get her back in the morning and everything. I have a suspicion part of the reason is one of the girls was jealous, as she came up and say on my lap and I told her to get up before the girls I was trying I bang got back.

What's happening to the good ol US Of A?

(11-16-2013 09:05 PM)InternationPlayboy Wrote:  Last night I got a big dosage of how bad America sucks for dating and hooking up.

First I find out my boy who is good looking by anyone's standards, plus ripped, and has a great personality actually struggles with women. I had always assumed he was good with women because most of our other friends we hang out with are and he's got a lot going for him, even makes pretty good money. He's hooking up with this broad that has a terrible butter face and is dumb as a bag of bricks. I was talking to my other friend about it saying "why doesn't he find someone better." My friend then told me how he sucks with girls and petty much anti game. I guess he 1) is super jealous and 2) gets too drunk when he goes out. He himself even then came home and confirmed this. He said exactly what my friend had told me. He was telling me how he wants to settle down, possibly with this girl, even though she technically has a boyfriend that she lives with (but says she doesn't fuck. Yeah right). And also bangs his friend on occasion. I just don't see how a guy with so much going for him can be so insecure and have such a hard time with girls.

Then my best friend tells me he's not happy with his relationship because he wants a strong, independent, career driven girl. Exactly the opposite of what most guys in here are looking for and pretty much ensures hell only be happy with a feminist. If guys in America are looking for these types of girls, no wonder why girls are acting this way.

Then the nail in the coffin was getting massively cock blocked by this girls friends. She's a mutual friend and all her friends know my friends. I was going to take her home, I had it in the bag no doubt. She was telling me how she was going to fuck me when we were at the strip club and everything, but her friends wouldn't let her go home with me. I told them Id get her back in the morning and everything. I have a suspicion part of the reason is one of the girls was jealous, as she came up and say on my lap and I told her to get up before the girls I was trying I bang got back.

What's happening to the good ol US Of A?

That's one of the worst cock blocks I've ever heard of, FUBAR. Cock block them back next time you guys go out, make sure no guys get close to these girls.

It's much harder for a guy to cockblock a chick, dudes will stick their dicks in whatsoever. It's all good though, the chick was a big time whore anyways. Half the dudes there had already ran through her. She actually got on stage and started stripping with one of the strippers. They all said she's a good lay though and I could tell she was by the way she was grinding my cock and she has a fat ass.

(11-16-2013 11:56 PM)InternationPlayboy Wrote:  It's much harder for a guy to cockblock a chick, dudes will stick their dicks in whatsoever. It's all good though, the chick was a big time whore anyways. Half the dudes there had already ran through her. She actually got on stage and started stripping with one of the strippers. They all said she's a good lay though and I could tell she was by the way she was grinding my cock and she has a fat ass.

She actually got on stage? That's on a whole other level man.
Maybe it's a good thing you didn't hit it. You might have gotten some STD that'll make your dick fall off or something.

That fuked up feeling when hunger and horniness collide:

Wtf am I doing at home. I've been trying tango out and game on full moons to gauge the results but Full moons fuck with me and my neurotic angles of my brain. I can't sleep and get tired randomly during full moons. Like 9pm I wasn't having it, to sleepy so I took a shitty aas nap. Now it's midnight and I'm zoned in to eat and fuck, hopefully both. Having a harem right now or a FB rotation would be key. I'm debating stepping out to a bar near my house for a bit.

My new reliable likes to jack up cover late at nights on weekends. It's a dump off a bar and I get angry when they pull that shit because it's turned off students a lot whom used to pack it up. That hole isnt worth $15-20 cover and they fuking know it. There are some hipster dives around too I need to explore. I'm not in a aloof mood to chat up hipster right now. I'm to zoned in and none of these cars have the ability for me to run caveman game I don't think. I don't like stepping out late but I need a meal or some ladies right now. I'm debating just going to the grocery store and running late street game since the store is across from some bars close by.

A friend's coworker(21) is dating and supporting a single mother of two (29)

Emancipator: I know of a guy like that, I wonder if its the same guy, ahahhaha. This guy's ho has 2 kids from 2 dads.

My homie did that shot when he finally started banging broads late (19-20) he had no idea how to screen for quality girls and shakes up with some weirdo single mom whom only have him sex and Chef Boyarde. We tried to talk him out obit especially when he was watching/raising this kid and getting guilt tripped and giving her money to help with groceries and rent. He eventually snapped out if it after like 2-3 months but why waste that time frame of your life.

You should only see single moms when the kid is with the dad, sitter, or asleep. I've dent with milfs and timed it perfectly so I never met their child.

Speaking of chef boyarde, I swiped a can of of some mini ravioli 's from this girls place when I left this morning. Good stuff

Had my bike stolen a week ago. The nightmares finally stopped last night. When I buy a new one, I'm locking it to the same post as bait and kicking the shit out of the first person who tries to steal it.

Fuck bike thieves.

(11-17-2013 03:00 AM)Peregrine Wrote:  Had my bike stolen a week ago. The nightmares finally stopped last night. When I buy a new one, I'm locking it to the same post as bait and kicking the shit out of the first person who tries to steal it.

Fuck bike thieves.

http://www.integratedtrackers.com/GPSTrack/
Get one of these

^ that thing is awesome. It would be fun to just get one to beat up asshole bike thieves.

(11-17-2013 03:26 AM)InternationPlayboy Wrote:  ^ that thing is awesome. It would be fun to just get one to beat up asshole bike thieves.

The local police put one on a bike and left it as bait at a local university. Someone stole it and they hunted them down and arrested them. Very good idea, until thieves start looking for them.

I seriously considered it, but the cons outnumber the pros. I don't want to get jumpy whenever I get a text and my bike's outside. Thieves in this city are usually professionals who probably know to check for this already. If they get the bike into a covered warehouse quickly, the GPS might not work anymore. Plus, the price tag is prohibitive.

I'll almost certainly get a GPS tracker when I buy a motorcycle though. If that gets stolen and I don't get it back, I'm going to jail.

CaliforniaSupreme Wrote:The local police put one on a bike and left it as bait at a local university. Someone stole it and they hunted them down and arrested them. Very good idea, until thieves start looking for them.

Bet they did no jail time. Bike theft is so common because it's high reward/low risk. Hence the necessity of street justice.

I've witnessed a thief stealing a bike in south beach and he was a dumb scrub. His dumbass would have never thought to look for one of those.

Sick with something, feel like complete ass, and can't even sleep. Sore and achy, glands are swollen.
Have twelve hour mandatory overtime shift in three hours. Great, grand, wonderful. I'd take sick leave but I'm a shift worker plebe and not allowed much of it. Guess I'll go looking for real jobs again on the internets.

Mechanico where the hell are you. Waiting on that reply brah!!

I saw on the last page someone was talking about jacked up prices on £3.50 vodka mixers. That's expensive? I payed $12 for a beer last night.

I think it's funny that you guys picture me as the tacky dressed guy.

Understand that I've fucked 52 new girls this year, so far.

If you don't have that kind of freedom with girls, who are you to speak?



I hold my notches over you faggots haha And these aren't just some easy SEA girls.