(04-20-2013 02:34 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  So my new gym is right next to a highschool.

Isn't the age of consent 16 there?


I borrowed the first Matrix and the sequel. Never seen them before and been wanting to check them out after this forum

any recommendations on where to download a bootleg of ob livion the new tom cruise movie?

Had another employee no call/no show today. Saw this one coming. The guy was way too loud and outspoken in the kitchen and I'd have to tell him to shut the fuck up from time to time. Guess he didn't care for my style of management. That makes 27 employees that have quit or gotten fired in the 11 months I've been here. I'm hoping to get to 30 at my 1 year mark.

(04-20-2013 02:34 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  So my new gym is right next to a highschool.

My new apartment is two blocks from a high school.

Not just any high school; Los Angeles High School. Somewhat more inner-city than Hollywood High, and definitely nowhere near as posh as Beverly Hills High, but here's the thing:

It's probably about 60% latina and 40% asian. My two flavors of choice.

Guys, I've been creepin' like a mofo. I know I'm not supposed to use that word (creep) but in this case it's probably appropriate.

[quote='thedude3737' pid='425584' dateline='1366492806']
Had another employee no call/no show today. Saw this one coming. The guy was way too loud and outspoken in the kitchen and I'd have to tell him to shut the fuck up from time to time. Guess he didn't care for my style of management. That makes 27 employees that have quit or gotten fired in the 11 months I've been here. I'm hoping to get to 30 at my 1 year mark.
***Damn, that's a lot of people! Do you act like Gordon Ramsey when you're in the kitchen?

So I went out for some food with my mate and his girlfriend tonight, she's actually really sound and is hooking me up with 2 of her mates haha.

Anyway, she got us student discount on our meal even though they didn't do it. She asked the manager if they did it, he said no and she turned on the sex eyes for him. He was like "is it 20%?". He said he doesn't normally do it but will try since we asked "but the system might not let it". We get the bill and there's no discount, so she goes over to the manager and mentions it. She sits back down and he walks past us to the register and she's staring at him really sexily.

30% off. Boss.

[quote='MattC' pid='425608' dateline='1366494540']
So I went out for some food with my mate and his girlfriend tonight, she's actually really sound and is hooking me up with 2 of her mates haha.

Anyway, she got us student discount on our meal even though they didn't do it. She asked the manager if they did it, he said no and she turned on the sex eyes for him. He was like "is it 20%?". He said he doesn't normally do it but will try since we asked "but the system might not let it". We get the bill and there's no discount, so she goes over to the manager and mentions it. She sits back down and he walks past us to the register and she's staring at him really sexily.

30% off. Boss.
***Ah the power of a beautiful woman and the willingness of a beta chump to please. Meanwhile he goes home to jerk off to the thought of hooking up with this chick while your friend actually fucks her lol.

(04-20-2013 04:54 PM)Alpha Hunter Zero Wrote:  [quote='MattC' pid='425608' dateline='1366494540']
So I went out for some food with my mate and his girlfriend tonight, she's actually really sound and is hooking me up with 2 of her mates haha.

Anyway, she got us student discount on our meal even though they didn't do it. She asked the manager if they did it, he said no and she turned on the sex eyes for him. He was like "is it 20%?". He said he doesn't normally do it but will try since we asked "but the system might not let it". We get the bill and there's no discount, so she goes over to the manager and mentions it. She sits back down and he walks past us to the register and she's staring at him really sexily.

30% off. Boss.
***Ah the power of a beautiful woman and the willingness of a beta chump to please. Meanwhile he goes home to jerk off to the thought of hooking up with this chick while your friend actually fucks her lol.

Haha exactly. She's trying to play dumb saying she doesn't know what we're talking about and I keep teasing her about it. She's giving me the sex eyes since to mess with me and it's taking every ounce of strength not to jump onto her. Luckily I have my little Slovak coming over tomorrow night.

(04-20-2013 03:46 PM)soup Wrote:  any recommendations on where to download a bootleg of ob livion the new tom cruise movie?

I stream. 1channel.ch has great copies of the movie. Always go with Putlocker first, theres another called prompt with something on the end. Great website. I've watched 5 movies this past week on that site. I stopped buying and downloading once I discovered 1channel.

Edit-I might be thinking of another movie. I dont know if Oblivion is up yet.

"any recommendations on where to download a bootleg of ob livion the new tom cruise movie?"

torrentz.eu
uttorent

(04-20-2013 03:41 PM)houston Wrote:  

(04-20-2013 02:34 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  So my new gym is right next to a highschool.

Isn't the age of consent 16 there?

Women think they are cats, but they are really just hamsters.

Ran into this online the other day:

   

So I'm taking this 21 year old black chick from POF out on Monday. Thoughts on booking a hotel near a bar in advance?

(04-20-2013 08:47 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  

(04-20-2013 03:41 PM)houston Wrote:  

(04-20-2013 02:34 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  So my new gym is right next to a highschool.

Isn't the age of consent 16 there?

My flat/studio room is right across the road from a girls high school and in New Zealand the age of consent is 16

Unfortunately there are two problems.

1. The girls have school uniforms.
2. For some reason lots of parents feel the need to come and give their teenage daughters a ride home from school.
   

(04-21-2013 01:05 AM)renotime Wrote:  So I'm taking this 21 year old black chick from POF out on Monday. Thoughts on booking a hotel near a bar in advance?

Get the hotels.com app for your phone. Book it when she goes to the bathroom if you're sure it's on.

Try and do it before midnight, otherwise you will end up booking for the following night which may be an issue if they are sold out.

At the least check availability for the night in question.

Never book a hotel in advance unless you plan to stay there regardless if the broad shows or not.

"rapey" eyes

SMH

(04-20-2013 04:33 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  My new apartment is two blocks from a high school.
Not just any high school; Los Angeles High School. Somewhat more inner-city than Hollywood High, and definitely nowhere near as posh as Beverly Hills High, but here's the thing:

It's probably about 60% latina and 40% asian. My two flavors of choice.

Guys, I've been creepin' like a mofo. I know I'm not supposed to use that word (creep) but in this case it's probably appropriate.

Sometimes I think I was born in the wrong country. Though the age of consent here in Austria is 14, which doesn´t hurt.

(04-20-2013 04:44 PM)Alpha Hunter Zero Wrote:  [quote='thedude3737' pid='425584' dateline='1366492806']
Had another employee no call/no show today. Saw this one coming. The guy was way too loud and outspoken in the kitchen and I'd have to tell him to shut the fuck up from time to time. Guess he didn't care for my style of management. That makes 27 employees that have quit or gotten fired in the 11 months I've been here. I'm hoping to get to 30 at my 1 year mark.
***Damn, that's a lot of people! Do you act like Gordon Ramsey when you're in the kitchen?

Nah all that shit you see on T.V. is b.s. Besides, Gordon is tame compared to shit I've seen and guys I've worked for.

Problem is most chefs don't give a shit and let cooks get away with murder. If one of my guys fucks up I'll get the item he fucked up and drop it in front of him and simply ask, "What happened here? Did you not understand the recipe? Did you not understand me the first 3 times I showed you how to make it? Where is the fucking confusion here?"

The #1 problem I have with cooks is ego and pride. A little ego and pride is necessary but too much and they can't take criticism or be made to feel stupid. Then a situation comes up where you call a spade a spade, you tell it like it is, and feelings get hurt and they stop showing up to work.

It was really bad in the beginning but I've got a pretty solid crew now, just a few stragglers still that need to get weeded out.

(04-21-2013 08:57 AM)Hotwheels Wrote:  

(04-21-2013 01:05 AM)renotime Wrote:  So I'm taking this 21 year old black chick from POF out on Monday. Thoughts on booking a hotel near a bar in advance?

Get the hotels.com app for your phone. Book it when she goes to the bathroom if you're sure it's on.

Try and do it before midnight, otherwise you will end up booking for the following night which may be an issue if they are sold out.

At the least check availability for the night in question.

Never book a hotel in advance unless you plan to stay there regardless if the broad shows or not.

I don't have one of those fancy app phones.

(04-21-2013 10:49 AM)thedude3737 Wrote:  

(04-20-2013 04:44 PM)Alpha Hunter Zero Wrote:  [quote='thedude3737' pid='425584' dateline='1366492806']
Had another employee no call/no show today. Saw this one coming. The guy was way too loud and outspoken in the kitchen and I'd have to tell him to shut the fuck up from time to time. Guess he didn't care for my style of management. That makes 27 employees that have quit or gotten fired in the 11 months I've been here. I'm hoping to get to 30 at my 1 year mark.
***Damn, that's a lot of people! Do you act like Gordon Ramsey when you're in the kitchen?

Nah all that shit you see on T.V. is b.s. Besides, Gordon is tame compared to shit I've seen and guys I've worked for.

Problem is most chefs don't give a shit and let cooks get away with murder. If one of my guys fucks up I'll get the item he fucked up and drop it in front of him and simply ask, "What happened here? Did you not understand the recipe? Did you not understand me the first 3 times I showed you how to make it? Where is the fucking confusion here?"

The #1 problem I have with cooks is ego and pride. A little ego and pride is necessary but too much and they can't take criticism or be made to feel stupid. Then a situation comes up where you call a spade a spade, you tell it like it is, and feelings get hurt and they stop showing up to work.

It was really bad in the beginning but I've got a pretty solid crew now, just a few stragglers still that need to get weeded out.

How to Win Friends and Influence People by The Dude.

It all started literally as soon as I got into the airport. After a 16-hour flight in which drinks are handed out every two hours at the most, you tend to emerge a little bit parched. I decided to get myself a bottle of water from a vending machine at the airport. $2.00, for fucking water! that same water costs about 25 cents in China.

I then had to get some frames for the prints that I brought home. I go to the frame shop with them, the cost to frame two pictures? $84.67, and that's with a supposed discount! The pictures are just 6x6 and themselves we're about the equivalent of $9!



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Eventually, I met up with my family and after a short reunion, we left. After exchanging pleasantries and a few stories on the ride back, their line of questioning and conversation eventually drifted to...the movies and TV shows that they were into. Talking on the phone to my 17 year old cousin? About a minute of 'how are you?' and then Video games and TV shows.

Homeboy also mentions in passing that he finally has a girlfriend, and I was later tipped off by my uncle that they are fucking, but no word on that, just being told about how awesome the Skyrim DLCs, The Walking Dead and Sons of Anarchy are.



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The 17th was one of the first truly spring-like days (so I hear), so instead of taking the bus like a lazy person, I walked the 4 km back to where I am staying from the frame shop. It was the middle of the day and not exactly downtown, so you can't expect the talent to be spectac, but of the 5 girls in my age range (18-28), two were fatties, one may have been average but with her hair pulled back and wearing uggs and pajamas she looked like shit, one might have been hot but she had a nose and a labret piercing and was wearing 'my babydaddy popped me in the eye!' sunglasses and the one who was attractive (not just bangable, she was fine)? She was Asian-Canadian (heh...) and yapping on her smartphone.



The girl I fucked earlier in the week, a 24 year old with big tits who I last fucked almost two years ago, had invited me to her place for dinner. I arrive 20 minutes late, but she's not there so I message her and I get a text that she's running a little late and 'to wait' for her. She gets there ten minutes later, lets me in and after depositing her things and pouring out some wine lunges on me after maybe two minutes of 'catching up'. After the sex I sat down wanting, nay, expecting a home-cooked meal...but she is 'tired and doesn't feel like cooking, can we just get a pizza?'...

She's a little pissed that I didn't get her anything from my trip...



We chilled out and watched Zero Dark Thirty, which while admittedly not a bad flick, well, "You know what we ultra-liberals say, it's okay to lie as long as the ends justify the means; as long as it gets women feeling good enough about themselves to open up those purses and spend spend spend, it's okay to obfuscate history and say 'a woman killed Osama'...it might not be necessarily true*, but the ends justify the means..."



(* - I sure as shit don't believe it...)

Later, after I hit it again she reveals that she has been 'seeing someone' for a few months but that she'll blow him off if I call or email her.



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I'm saving the best for last. This morning, I drove out to get a coffee. I go through the drive-through, get my coffee and leave. I pull onto the road, drive a bit, open it and take a sip, and what's that, BLUE AND RED LIGHTS BEHIND ME!? I'm not drunk, my brake-lights work and my seat belt is on, but apparently the police in my area are cracking down on 'distracted drivers'...that's right, in addition to not being able to smoke with kids in car, not listen to music too loud and not go over 50 in a school zone even on a Sunday, now you can get pulled over for taking a sip of coffee. Luckily, it's a recent law and THANK GOD my honest face and silver tongue have remained intact and I was able to talk myself into just a warning, but I mean shit; now you can't even drink coffee in your car? Do they have any idea how many thousands of people will be late for work because of this draconian bullshit? When I was a wage slave a few years ago EVERY DAMN DAY I would leave in my car with a mug of coffee, what is the world coming to!?



But it's not all bad; I have assembled some of the benefits the West definitely has.

- The air and water are clean.
- It isn't overcrowded to high hell.
- The internet is uncensored and bullet-fast.
- When you order chicken at a restaurant, you know that you're getting chicken and not a pigeon.
- People speak English.
- Instant hot water, central heating and clothes dryers.
- Sluts.

Even still, I'm counting the days until I can go somewhere again.

@Nonpareil

Great post man. We could literally have an entire thread dedicated to "Coming back to the U.S." There's nothing more depressing than being abroad for any period of time and coming back.

Anyone can say what they want about the benefits the U.S. has, and I'll likely be in agreement. However, what I can say unequivocally, is that the sheer, raw, QUALITY OF LIFE is much better other countries. Even on my last trip to Mexico it couldn't be ignored; I'd be wandering through some shithole part of town and duck into a taqueria or cantina, be eating next to a bunch of locals that were all likely dirt poor, but there was just something about the vibe they gave off, a certain level of contentedness that I don't see too often in my American peers.

NP, what country have you been living in?

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