Post: #451

(12-16-2018 01:07 PM)911 Wrote:  

Post: #452

This guy ain't laughing...

Post: #453

Not only did socialism address his staggering obesity problem, it also reduced the excessive clutter in his workspace!

Post: #454

(12-13-2018 02:29 AM)BlackFriar Wrote:  I still think 34D.

With "transparent government" and all... she should just provide her measurements up front.

I can hear her presidential slogan now: VOTE FOR ME! I'M 34-D !

Post: #455

I bet a year from now she gets caught fucking and impregnated by a 20 year old intern.

Post: #456

(12-16-2018 10:36 PM)BlackFriar Wrote:  I bet a year from now she gets caught fucking and impregnated by a 20 year old intern.

An shes applauded for it

So brave.......

Post: #457

@Cr33pin

I hope it does happen and that dude dominates the fuck out of her.

Post: #458

I might be half way right, after all. AOC is taking time off, before she even gets inaugurated into office. Her life has changed so much, that she cannot cope. She has to take a week off, for self care.

Riley is not doing his job.

Soon, she will be looking for men to help her find deeper meaning from life and get that under used cervix stretched and beat out.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/ocasio-...o-politics

Post: #459

(11-23-2018 05:41 AM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  Pity they don't have that magical CSI "zoom-enhance-repeat ad infinitum" software.

With that Gandalf-tier shit we'd be able to count her areolar glands in 4k.

Or the Blade Runner photo-enhancement thing:

Post: #460

(12-18-2018 04:35 AM)BlackFriar Wrote:  I might be half way right, after all. AOC is taking time off, before she even gets inaugurated into office. Her life has changed so much, that she cannot cope. She has to take a week off, for self care.

I'll be damned. It's true. She's pulling a Dave Chapelle.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...l-facebook

Quote:'I am starting a week of self-care where I am taking the week off and taking care of me. I don't know how to do that though, so I would appreciate any and all self-care tips,' she said.

The 29-year-old Democratic Socialist revealed that she drove to 'the middle of nowhere' in upstate New York with books, lavender oil and music, and later took to Twitter to politicize her decision for time off.

'For working people, immigrants, & the poor, self-care is political - not because we want it to be, but [because] of the inevitable shaming of someone doing a face mask while financially stressed,' she wrote.

'Before the campaign, I used to practice yoga 3-4x/week, eat nutritiously, read and write for leisure,' she wrote on Instagram.

'As soon as everything kicked up, that all went out the window. I went from doing yoga and making wild rice and salmon dinners to eating fast food for dinner and falling asleep in my jeans and makeup,' she added.

It's almost like the reason she was still a broke bartender at 28 was because she spent all her time fucking around instead of getting any work done, and now she's finding out that you actually have to do things if you want to get ahead.

I'm calling 80% odds that this one is too naive to cynically manipulate the poor, and that she's about to become terribly bitter when she finds out that her and her constituency are just really lazy.

Post: #461

Plot twist:
A-OC ends up becoming a conservative as she sees how much is taken out of her new 6 figure income in taxes.

"I can't afford my 1 bedroom apartment in Georgetown because so much is taken out of my paycheck! “

Post: #462

(12-18-2018 09:00 PM)The Beast1 Wrote:  Plot twist:
A-OC ends up becoming a conservative as she sees how much is taken out of her new 6 figure income in taxes.

"I can't afford my 1 bedroom apartment in a Georgetown because so much is taken out of my paycheck! “

Post: #463

(12-18-2018 09:00 PM)The Beast1 Wrote:  Plot twist:
A-OC ends up becoming a conservative as she sees how much is taken out of her new 6 figure income in taxes.

"I can't afford my 1 bedroom apartment in Georgetown because so much is taken out of my paycheck! “

She'll be able to buy a great pad off M Street after her book deal and speaking fees kick in. A poor young sap with a $65,000 Culinary Institute student debt will be making those salmon dinners for her.

Post: #464

(12-19-2018 12:14 AM)911 Wrote:  She'll be able to buy a great pad off M Street after her book deal and speaking fees kick in. A poor young sap with a $65,000 Culinary Institute student debt will be making those salmon dinners for her.

She has the means to hire workers?

She's become a kulak! Cast her out!

Post: #465

I've never heard of "wild rice" before, but just from hearing it come out of her mouth I know it's some sort of hipster faggot shit.

Post: #466

(12-19-2018 11:49 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  I've never heard of "wild rice" before, but just from hearing it come out of her mouth I know it's some sort of hipster faggot shit.

Just another way of opposing whiteness.

Post: #467

Wild rice is badass. Lower glycemic index than normal rice by far, and it isn't technically rice.

Don't let the soyfags ruin something healthy just because it's trendy...but they always do, don't they.

Post: #468

She is a misguided youth. Just let me and forum member Horus have her for awhile. I promise I will take good care of her. She will be barefoot and pregnant, making me her best PB and J sandwiches by June of next year. You will never have to worry about her silly little political ramblings ever again. Because she will be pregnant the next three years in a row. I will keep her busy.

Post: #469

(12-19-2018 12:24 PM)stugatz Wrote:  Wild rice is badass. Lower glycemic index than normal rice by far, and it isn't technically rice.

Don't let the soyfags ruin something healthy just because it's trendy...but they always do, don't they.

No one is criticizing wild rice. What is hilarious is the idea that if this basic woman doesn't have access to wild rice for a couple of months, she has to run and hide in her chick cave for some self care!

Post: #470

Apparently she's worked so hard before even entering Congress.

She now needs a few days off for "self-care".

Chicks man...

Post: #471

She needs some deep dicking and get her gutts busted out.

Post: #472

34Ds

Post: #473

Would impregnate...make Bernie Babies with..

Post: #474

(12-20-2018 11:39 AM)BlackFriar Wrote:  Would impregnate...make Bernie Babies with..

Does she like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (old style)?

Either way, sounds like you have hoe work and planning to do.

Post: #475

Those are what I'd like to now call Congressionally Plump.