Post: #226

I know this is the Australia Politics thread, but I would just like to report about some Australian people.

I was involved in a major interisland canoe race today. Teams from all over the place participated. I prepared for this for quite some time. My team did very well. So did some Australians.

The difference between my team and theirs is that these fuckers were animals. In fact they still are. Its almost forty miles and these guys drank beer the whole way. They were drinking last night and I don't think they slept. One of them is passed out on a hotel couch with a strip of bacon hanging out of his mouth.

And they are huge. Their canoe had to weigh twice as much as ours. Then you got all the beer and freaking sandwiches they brought along. And these weren't pre made sandwiches. These guys were out there in huge waves putting mayonnaise and cheese and ham on their "sangers" which I learned today is Australian for sandwich.

These guys eat and drink more than anyone I've ever seen.

Aloha!

Post: #227

The Australians would have won, but they were probably a bit knackered from rowing there in the first place.

Post: #228

(10-09-2017 12:52 AM)Kona Wrote:  They were drinking last night and I don't think they slept. One of them is passed out on a hotel couch with a strip of bacon hanging out of his mouth.

Post: #229

The Kiwis just outdid us with their cucking by somehow giving the PM-ship to a 37-looking-57 year old woman, Jacinta Ardern. After years of good economic management (my family have a bit of investment in that country because Australia sucks for that) now they're gonna go promise free stuff to all the useless parasites.

Post: #230

Maybe all the Maori will move back now if she starts giving out more and better free stuff than the Aussies!

Post: #231

(10-19-2017 07:53 PM)StrikeBack Wrote:  The Kiwis just outdid us with their cucking by somehow giving the PM-ship to a 37-looking-57 year old woman, Jacinta Ardern. After years of good economic management (my family have a bit of investment in that country because Australia sucks for that) now they're gonna go promise free stuff to all the useless parasites.

She's the one that is not married & there was a bit of a stir cause of that & potential pregnancy?

Not that any chick at 37 is readily going to get pregnant anyway.
Yet what I had in mind would be to attempt to locate all the men in her past & see if there are any "MeToo" abuse type situations to level against her...

Although. Taking a look at those teeth, not sure many guys would be game enough to let her get too close for a blowjob.

Post: #232

(10-19-2017 09:32 PM)CynicalContrarian Wrote:  She's the one that is not married & there was a bit of a stir cause of that & potential pregnancy?

She's Anti-Immigration but otherwise a Classic Leftist. Has never held public office before and came out of nowhere to mass approval, which makes me suspect that her rise wasn't organic.

Note that, once again, she's another Childless Leader with no personal investment in the future, which is why I think asking her about her rapidly-decaying motherhood options was more than fair.

Her response, of course, was "It's 2017!"

The West really needs to experience Communism, and hard.

Post: #233

(10-09-2017 12:52 AM)Kona Wrote:  I know this is the Australia Politics thread, but I would just like to report about some Australian people.

I was involved in a major interisland canoe race today. Teams from all over the place participated. I prepared for this for quite some time. My team did very well. So did some Australians.

The difference between my team and theirs is that these fuckers were animals. In fact they still are. Its almost forty miles and these guys drank beer the whole way. They were drinking last night and I don't think they slept. One of them is passed out on a hotel couch with a strip of bacon hanging out of his mouth.

And they are huge. Their canoe had to weigh twice as much as ours. Then you got all the beer and freaking sandwiches they brought along. And these weren't pre made sandwiches. These guys were out there in huge waves putting mayonnaise and cheese and ham on their "sangers" which I learned today is Australian for sandwich.

These guys eat and drink more than anyone I've ever seen.

Aloha!

Post: #234

(10-19-2017 11:35 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  She's Anti-Immigration but otherwise a Classic Leftist. Has never held public office before and came out of nowhere to mass approval, which makes me suspect that her rise wasn't organic.
Note that, once again, she's another Childless Leader with no personal investment in the future, which is why I think asking her about her rapidly-decaying motherhood options was more than fair.
Her response, of course, was "It's 2017!"
The West really needs to experience Communism, and hard.

The detail on the Wikipedia page of her should not fill any New Zealander's with any level of confidence.

Although for now, it is somewhat surprising that she is somewhat slender & still retains long hair.
Yet that does allow for a wolf in sheep's clothing situation.

Post: #235

http://www.theage.com.au/federal-politic...z6f3o.html



Bill Shorten sacks a staffer for the crime of Blackface ten years ago.

Post: #236

Social justice Mcarthyism.

"Are you now or have you ever behaved problematically?"

Post: #237

(10-25-2017 04:27 AM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  Social justice Mcarthyism.

"Are you now or have you ever behaved problematically?"

What scares me is how easily Shorten let him go.

The man who could quite easily become prime minister within a matter of months puts Tumblr bullshit over years of loyal and effective service.

If he becomes Prime Minister, I'm seriously considering moving to Japan.

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And there goes Barnaby Joyce!

High Court rules him ineligible, along with four other oxygen wasters in MP ... but at least we left the wogs (Xenophon and Canavan) in.

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

Post: #240

(10-27-2017 01:10 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  And there goes Barnaby Joyce!

High Court rules him ineligible, along with four other oxygen wasters in MP ... but at least we left the wogs (Xenophon and Canavan) in.

Barnaby, Xenophon and one of those "oxygen wasters" you mentioned, Malcolm Roberts, are three of the five best personalities in Parliament (the full list is Barnaby, Xenophon, Roberts, George Christensen, and Cory Bernardi). All of them question the globalist and/or SJW narratives (I added Xenophon because his championing of Australian industry and manufacturing is second to none). Plus, all five don't kowtow to Sensitive New Age Guy (S.N.A.G.) bullshit.

Roberts was amazing in Senate committees. It was almost like he was doing the verbal version of a prison anal cavity search. Seeing him grill the top military brass over that batshit crazy Muslim Royal Australian Navy captain was a sight to behold.

Post: #241

(10-27-2017 07:49 AM)david.garrett84 Wrote:  [
Roberts was amazing in Senate committees. It was almost like he was doing the verbal version of a prison anal cavity search. Seeing him grill the top military brass over that batshit crazy Muslim Royal Australian Navy captain was a sight to behold.

link?

Post: #242

What an odd situation.
That a guy can get kicked out of office for some supposed grievance / breach.
Yet then simply be re-elected in a by-election as if nothing ever happened...

It's either a grievance / breach or it's not.

Post: #243

(10-27-2017 01:10 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  And there goes Barnaby Joyce!

High Court rules him ineligible, along with four other oxygen wasters in MP ... but at least we left the wogs (Xenophon and Canavan) in.

If only Joyce had the smarts to use blackface.

Post: #244

(10-28-2017 06:26 AM)glugger Wrote:  

(10-27-2017 07:49 AM)david.garrett84 Wrote:  [
Roberts was amazing in Senate committees. It was almost like he was doing the verbal version of a prison anal cavity search. Seeing him grill the top military brass over that batshit crazy Muslim Royal Australian Navy captain was a sight to behold.

link?

I found a nice writeup and youtube footage of the Senate committee here

Post: #245

(10-28-2017 06:55 AM)CynicalContrarian Wrote:  What an odd situation.
That a guy can get kicked out of office for some supposed grievance / breach.
Yet then simply be re-elected in a by-election as if nothing ever happened...

It's either a grievance / breach or it's not.

It's not a "breach", it's more about ineligibility. If you have dual citizenship or you haven't renounced your previous citizenship, you are not eligible to run for Parliament, and therefore you can't sit in the House. If you do renounce your citizenship, all other things being equal you are free to run. Which is why there's going to be a bunch of by-elections pretty shortly.

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

Post: #246

(10-29-2017 07:22 PM)Paracelsus Wrote:  It's not a "breach", it's more about ineligibility. If you have dual citizenship or you haven't renounced your previous citizenship, you are not eligible to run for Parliament, and therefore you can't sit in the House. If you do renounce your citizenship, all other things being equal you are free to run. Which is why there's going to be a bunch of by-elections pretty shortly.

I understand all that. Yet at the end of the day, if there's no real change, it's a quite the mountain out of a mole-hill.
Does every vote &/or political decision Joyce made when he was "ineligible" become null & void or overturned?

Post: #247

From One Nation :



Also read that Tony Windsor won't contest the by-election either.

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Post: #249

Nick Xenophon rearning dat just becoss young yerrow pussy is tight does not mean young yerrow mouf is just as tight:

http://www.news.com.au/finance/work/lead...9a7a5058a2

Quote:A FORMER partner of Nick Xenophon has accused the SA Best leader of being “manipulative, controlling and inappropriate” during their seven-year relationship — claims Mr Xenophon emphatically denies.

Jenny Low made the explosive claims during the launch of the Advance SA party on Friday, where she claimed Mr Xenophon, then 48, abused his position of power and “aggressively” pursued her romantically while she was a 23-year-old staffer.

She claims they dated “in secret” for seven years before Mr Xenophon ended the relationship.

Ms Low said she never intended to come forward with details of their relationship, but did so after inquiries by The Australian on Thursday.

In a strongly worded statement, Mr Xenophon emphatically rejected Ms Low’s claims and said he was “most distressed by any suggestion my relationship with Jenny was abusive or predatory in any way”.

“I am deeply saddened that a failed long-term relationship that I was involved in has been used by the Advance SA Party for blatant political gain.”

“The party should be renamed Gutter SA.”

She claimed Mr Xenophon was inappropriate in his pursuit of a relationship and was “manipulative and controlling” during the course of their seven-year romance.
“I was very young when the relationship began.”

“It is not normal to be in a seven year relationship with somebody and for his family not to know. It is not normal to have your existence denied to everyone you meet except a handful of trusted people.”

Mr Xenophon rejects the claim they kept their relationship a secret.

When asked by reporters about details of the alleged emotional abuse, she said; “there are many more details I could go into but I prefer not to.”

“I don’t want to get into those elements, because it will serve no purpose other than to smear his name and I don’t want to do that.”

“This is not a personal matter.”
“I’d rather focus on what Advance SA can do for South Australia.”

WNDPDW (Would Not Do Preference Deal With)

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

Post: #250

(11-03-2017 02:56 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  ...

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Fixed (sorta)