Well ABC News has finally been driven to retarded levels of self-destruction.
I was listening to the radio on the way home and they have officially gone from using LGBT to LGBT
QI.
I should be an old hand at this by now but I'll admit, I actually had to look it up.
Q = Queer
and Questioning.
Queer = "Gay is not special enough for me so I'm not Straight and I'm not gay but something even
more special, which I will gladly lecture you on at length regarding the impossibly complex nuances."
Questioning = "questioning of one's gender, sexual identity, sexual orientation, or all three." Or in other words "I'm holding out until I can determine what the ultimate combination of victim statuses is."
I = Intersex, defined by being born with any of several variations in sex characteristics including chromosomes, gonads, sex hormones, or genitals that "do not fit the typical definitions for male or female bodies". Paging PT Barnum.
So, several times the female newscaster had to reference LGBT with the additional
QI at the end and in every instance it was painfully apparent that she was having trouble getting through the whole thing without sounding like she was competing in a spelling contest.
There was a strained desperation in her voice that suggested she somehow
knew it was a bridge too far.
