Post: #226

(06-27-2017 03:25 PM)Atlanta Man Wrote:  "I was arrested and charged with cocaine trafficking, with these charges there is just too much going on right now for me to date you, it would not be fair to you"- She actually did get arrested, but still she could have had sex with me.

Atlanta Man response "That's alright. No need to get any more charges. I already have the coke here."

Post: #227

This one was weird, matched chick yesterday below my looks level, she obviously was just pretending to speak english and texted me from google translator as she was writing "clear" where she would put "claro" etc., this is kind of rare here for them to try that much so it was obvious that she wants my dick, she even sent me pics in underwear.

Hour before meet up she texted me "I will confirm the exact time soon." and 10 min after "I am sick.". So funny.

Hardly saw any gringos around that were noticeably better looking than me in Medellin in 4 months. Could be competing just with San Miguel if he stayed longer though. Maybe someone offered to pay her better experience.

Post: #228

"The rain puts me in a bad mood for the whole day" followed by "I'll let you know when we can meet up".

Post: #229

(07-20-2017 04:20 PM)Charles Westmoreland Wrote:  "The rain puts me in a bad mood for the whole day" followed by "I'll let you know when we can meet up".

Jeez, what a phucking kunt. Hope you didn't respond and nexted that bish!

Post: #230

(07-20-2017 04:20 PM)Charles Westmoreland Wrote:  "The rain puts me in a bad mood for the whole day" followed by "I'll let you know when we can meet up".

Yeah, what a piece...

When it get's closer to the original meeting time you guys originally setup or intended on going out and you know she's going to flake, do this: Let's say her name was Lisa, text her and say "Hey Heather! I'm totally looking forward to meeting you tonight. Can you verify your address again for me?" - LOL Basically pretending you got her number mixed up with someone else.

Those kind of girls don't deserve your attention or time no longer IMO. Next...

Post: #231

Me: I can see you're not interested

Her: It’s really and truly not that. I am just very much not in a space to date right now.

Post: #232

My favorite was in Mexico when some hiso fresa Mexican chick texted me to cancel a 3rd date just an hour before and said I shit you not

"I can't meet you anymore because I don't like who you are as a person"

So weird the 1% of the time when girls are actually honest I kind of respected it, even though it blew me back at the time.

Also in Colombia, Mexico and latin america in general girls don't even flake they just completely ghost even though I know for a fact they didn't forget about the date. they are so morally bankrupt they can't even get back to you to cancel.

Post: #233

"I had a car accident and now have amnesia."

This was when I was a teenager. Still gives me a chuckle.

Post: #234

(07-20-2017 04:51 PM)chitown72 Wrote:  

(07-20-2017 04:20 PM)Charles Westmoreland Wrote:  "The rain puts me in a bad mood for the whole day" followed by "I'll let you know when we can meet up".

Yeah, what a piece...

When it get's closer to the original meeting time you guys originally setup or intended on going out and you know she's going to flake, do this: Let's say her name was Lisa, text her and say "Hey Heather! I'm totally looking forward to meeting you tonight. Can you verify your address again for me?" - LOL Basically pretending you got her number mixed up with someone else.

Those kind of girls don't deserve your attention or time no longer IMO. Next...

There's much better way to inoculate - I setup up the place to meet up on the very same day - if she doesn't reply, you know what's up.

Post: #235

(11-05-2017 12:09 PM)david.garrett84 Wrote:  "I had a car accident and now have amnesia."

This was when I was a teenager. Still gives me a chuckle.

She must have a great sense of humour

Post: #236

I had jet lag and fell asleep....10 mins after the meetup time.
She was American too, frustrating night.

Post: #237

My grandma broke her leg.

Post: #238

^^^ FREAKIN GOLD!!

Post: #239

(11-05-2017 04:19 PM)Baronxrus Wrote:  My grandma broke her leg.

Maybe she did

Post: #240

(11-05-2017 12:09 PM)david.garrett84 Wrote:  "I had a car accident and now have amnesia."

This was when I was a teenager. Still gives me a chuckle.

I love this

Post: #241

(11-05-2017 02:07 PM)musampa Wrote:  

(11-05-2017 12:09 PM)david.garrett84 Wrote:  "I had a car accident and now have amnesia."

This was when I was a teenager. Still gives me a chuckle.

She must have a great sense of humour

Well, she will need it now. Looked her up today - she has not aged well at all, plus she's ballooned with weight, a good 15kg (30lbs). Not many years to do it, but she managed it. Apparently she also has amnesia about what foods she should eat.

We were both about 18 when we fucked. At least I got in before the descent.

Post: #242

Last week: "My son got bit by a rottweiler. I'm at the ER. I can't meet today."

Different girl, this week: "I have to bring my son to football practice." I know, I know, leave alone these single mothers even though they have big ass.

Post: #243

"Sorry I thought you were Viktor not Victor, got confused" - This after sleeping at my place two times. Hahahaha

Post: #244

(06-27-2017 03:25 PM)Atlanta Man Wrote:  "I was arrested and charged with cocaine trafficking, with these charges there is just too much going on right now for me to date you, it would not be fair to you"- She actually did get arrested, but still she could have had sex with me.

White girl? Nah, can't be possible.

Post: #245

Met this young Blonde i had a feeling was batshit crazy. "I'm going on two week cruise to the Caribbean, sorry"

Post: #246

"I forgot I'm moving today. *sends a picture of a random box*"

Post: #247

Recently:

I'm scared to drive in this rain.
I was up late rubbing my eye, and today it's red and puffy so I can't go out.

I've had girls pretend they already texted me the excuse earlier, and I must not have received it. Or they somehow didn't receive my original text.

I prefer girls just ignore me.

Post: #248

Puh-leez guys, you got nothing on me!:


2 hours before the meetup I get a text from her

"As I was walking downtown I saw an old man falling from his bike and getting injured and it upset me. I need to go home and take some rest. See you another time."

Post: #249

At least you got a text. I was due to meet at a restaurant. No show. I go to the usual bar where she works and she says 'Oh I went out for lunch so I didn't feel like going out for dinner'...Ok, well thanks for letting me know you Canadian/Colombian skank.

Post: #250

"I don't know how to use facebook messenger" while using facebook messenger to tell me that. Keep in mind she has hundreds of pictures on social media. I also left her 3 messages on her voicemail. And she's my sister. She was supposed to pick me up from the airport.