Post: #201

"My mom took me to the bar and now we're both drunk. I can't make it."

Just as I was getting ready to pick the girl up that text comes in.

Post: #202

Im interested but something came up
don't think its you

Bitch be more interested

Post: #203

Just now:
I can't make it tonight. My windshield wiper isn't working so I have to bring in my car.

Post: #204

This thread reminds me of overhearing a conversation amongst a pack of giraffes.

They were all in a circle telling each other that chicks dig really, really long necks.

And passing each other tips on how to make their necks longer.

Post: #205

Most of the time girls just ghost when they lost interest, but these are two of the more spectacular excuses I've received:

Had plans to meet up with a girl on a Saturday:
Thursday night
ME: What time works best for Sat?
HER: I'm meeting some friends for lunch, so let me get back to you in a bit.
ME: ok
HER: [silence]
Saturday morning
HER: Sorry, I actually met up with my friends last night and we all got food poisoning.

Had plans to hang out with a girl in the afternoon:
HER: Hey I'm gonna be really delayed, wanna just grab dinner instead?
ME: ah why?
HER: watching a movie

Post: #206

(01-19-2017 09:57 PM)Delta Wrote:  Had plans to hang out with a girl in the afternoon:
HER: Hey I'm gonna be really delayed, wanna just grab dinner instead?
ME: ah why?
HER: watching a movie

I find after dusk meetings for some reason to have much more of a "let's fuck" vibe. Morning/afternoon meetings always make me feel like I'm just a buddy to her.

To each his own I guess...but I would've been OK with her suggestion for meeting in the evening for dinner in this case.

Post: #207

^True, but blowing a guy off to watch a movie certainly does not give off a "let's fuck" vibe.

Post: #208

(01-19-2017 10:31 PM)Delta Wrote:  ^True, but blowing a guy off to watch a movie certainly does not give off a "let's fuck" vibe.

Yeah, agreed. In that case you certainly did the right thing. Personally I try and refrain from daytime meets in the first place, but like I said, to each his own...

Post: #209

"I fell asleep and just woke and now I don't feel well and I'm not going to make it."

Via text, 10 minutes before we were supposed to meet for a drink. I was already on the way there.
I ignored her after that.

Post: #210

"Hey...my mom blew out her knee and had to have surgery. She just got out and I should stay home to stay with her."

Post: #211

I've heard "migraine" a lot recently. I think that's a new thing making its rounds, lol.

Post: #212

"Hey - so sorry I didn't get back sooner. Friday has crept up on me out of nowhere. Would love to have gone out tonight but I'm working this weekend"

Received on Friday evening in response to a message I sent on Wednesday.

Like I care, cause I'm going to a Brazilian music night where there will be dozens of women now instead.
Thank you Roosh and the forum for the Anti-flake defence strategy!

Post: #213

I had this hot little 18 year old Pinay girl come meet me to go for a swim at my condo for a first date. She came over and swam and we had a good time and she was super sexy, I was feeling her foreal. However she came at a bad time cause she came in my "every girl gets anal on the first date" phase. I was so bored with normal dates and sex I decided to go anal on the first date every time..... So after the swim she comes in to change and one thing leads to another and I'm balls deep in her asshole...destroyed about sums what happened to her b-hole. She showers off an is acting (an walking) kind of funny. Says she has to go and gives me a hug an leaves. I was gonna put her up to the top of the harem she was dope.... however the next time I texted her to see what she was doing she texted me "I have cancer, I can't see you anymore"

You win some you lose some

Post: #214

I'm glad to be reviving this somewhat insightful topic. Here are two of my personal experiences. This first one is from almost a month ago in almost the exact same words.

"I have to study for the LSAT that night!"


And here's another one from just yesterday. It was a girl (mid-20's) I met 3 weekends ago at a bar. I texted her a few days after that and she couldn't meet the following weekend but she suggests the following week. A few days after that, I set up a date for this past Friday and she couldn't make it for another reason but she suggests meeting yesterday or today. She seems all eager to meet up tonight and then I get this text yesterday.

"Hey so the honest truth is that just accepted a job offer in [redacted] and I'm moving in 2 weeks so I don't want to waste your time. Im sorry"

For the record, that place is a certain large New England city that gets criticized quite a bit here. This kind of behavior just doesn't shock me anymore when it comes to women.

Post: #215

(01-20-2017 04:18 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  However she came at a bad time cause she came in my "every girl gets anal on the first date" phase. I was so bored with normal dates and sex I decided to go anal on the first date every time.....

This is like Jedi Master next level shit.

I'm happy with just some 'gine juice on my stinger. And then reading this reminds me I'm still in elementary school.

Post: #216

One that I get a lot is a 'friend emergency', specifically with their dorm-mate. They text last minute and say their friend has had something happen and really Needs them or something. My brother has gotten that too on the one date he tried to go on (I warned him about flaking beforehand so he was ready for the blow).

Post: #217

(01-20-2017 04:18 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  I was feeling her foreal. However she came at a bad time cause she came in my "every girl gets anal on the first date" phase...

...the next time I texted her to see what she was doing she texted me "I have cancer, I can't see you anymore"

Post: #218

(01-20-2017 04:18 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  However she came at a bad time cause she came in my "every girl gets anal on the first date" phase.

I'm at a loss for words. That's just...just beautiful.

Post: #219

The most common ones I get: "I have to study" or "I'm going to visit my parents this weekend". A couple times I happened to meet them later in the bar as they were "studying" or "out of town".

Post: #220

Just got this one

"I am too stressed out because of my project from uni ;/ "
very common with college girls

Another one from a girl I already banged but was visiting her town
"I can't meet with you, i have to go to my family home...I'm sorry"

Turned out she had a boyfriend and decided didn't want to feel like a slut by banging me that night.

Post: #221

(04-12-2017 02:03 AM)Pointer Wrote:  The most common ones I get: "I have to study" or "I'm going to visit my parents this weekend". A couple times I happened to meet them later in the bar as they were "studying" or "out of town".

Ah yes, the Polish girls excuses.

Post: #222

Got a good one from a Korean chick the other day. We're supposed to meet somewhere and she isn't there after I show up 5 minutes after the time we're supposed to meet. I text her where I am and she sends this barrage of texts saying how sorry she was that she couldn't make it because one of her friends had a "small accident" and she had to bring said friend to the hospital. She supposedly wants to meet in the future but when I suggest a time she claims to be available, she goes silent.

Post: #223

I had one a while where I texted a woman after going out a couple of times and she went silent. No big deal...no attempted pingbacks on my parts. Three weeks later, I get a text basically saying sorry I had tonsils taken out. I told her I heard your hands work fine soon after that surgery and nexted her.

Post: #224

Double-book, double-book and double-book.

It does an amazing job on your self-esteem to cancel on bishes and ironically, it can make them chase you more because chicks loose their mind when getting rejected.
I simply say, I'm really sorry something came up. TTYL

Post: #225

"I was arrested and charged with cocaine trafficking, with these charges there is just too much going on right now for me to date you, it would not be fair to you"- She actually did get arrested, but still she could have had sex with me.