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Recently ran into one of the worst cases of mid-date, bs flaking I've ever experienced. She's an online girl who's super compliant and flirty via text. Gives up the digits no problem and agrees to meet after her shift at work with no fuss. We meet up close to the destination so we can walk over (park a block from mine, with the implication we'd drink and watch a movie at my pad after).

Upon meeting I crack a joke to diffuse the tension of meeting a stranger from the Internet (something along the lines of, 'whew glad we're both real people'). This usually always works but I can tell she's not receptive. We begin walking and talking and I can already sense the interaction nosediving.

She then says, "I can't stay out late because my dad isn't in good health and I'm flying out early tomorrow morning to see him."(red flag 1)
That's where I knew a SNL wasn't in the cards and her interest level was likely rock bottom. Why didn't she text me this info earlier in the day? Was probably a last-minute audible on her end.

She's almost dead quiet and doesn't ask me a single question aside from the most basic bitch inquiry, 'what do you do?' nonsense (reg flag 2).
I try to deflect with humor that relates to a callback joke from our initial chat on the app. Shes acts as if she has almost no memory of that occurring.

We finally get to the park and within two minutes before even sitting down.
Her: "It's late, I'm tired and should head back" (yikes)
You're lucky if this was fifteen minutes after meeting. Guess it was better she end it, rather than be totally disinterested and waste more of my time.

Who the fuck did she think she was meeting? This is why I always book tight logistics (right near my pad) with new prospects. Imagine traveling ~30+ mins for the same experience?

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delete

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1.She say didn’t have any clothes to wear to meet up with me.

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Cracked me up. Tell her if you two get caught, you will just pretend to be her gay best friend. It works every time.

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Post: #257

“I’m having a diarrhea attack.”

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"My friend just committed suicide".

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(12-13-2018 11:02 PM)GoingHAM20 Wrote:  “I’m having a diarrhea attack.”

Uncle Cr33pin's response "I'll help plug that up for you"

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"Im still in love with my ex"
and
"My car is acting up (she drove a 2 year old Mercedes)"