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(05-01-2016 05:13 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  Suits, what do you mean? I have had my dick pic as a profile pic for years!

I tried putting a picture of junk as my profile image, but I kept getting error about exceeding the MB limit.

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In the spirit of Johnbozzz:

"Does it count as jumping the shark if you knock it unconscious with your dong on the way?"

Re: My comment earlier

I told the string players that a mate had published his dong to a public forum seeking 'Big Dick Validation' and did anyone want to give it an honest criticism?

The younger violin players are Asian and just giggled and wouldn't come near the phone.

The viola player just scowled over her Problem Glasses. "What is it with boys and their need to show off their dicks? How insecure can you be?"

I shrugged. "I doubt insecure guys publicly-post pics of their big dong to a bunch of disinterested men."

She snorted. "What does he expect? Oooh? Ahhhh?"

It took some teasing and joking but eventually the Older English Cellist said "Ok, let's see. Just how big is it?"

I showed her the pic with the soda cup and said "I'm guessing it's 7-Eleven inches."

She covered her mouth and laughed for a while - during which the viola player pushed her glasses up her nose and came over for a peek herself.

Once things settled down I asked the Cellist her opinion.

"Oh, sweetie, I'm sure he's very proud of that, but he should at least try for some class."

The viola player nodded her assent: "Totally... it's all about presentation. What's that term they always use on 'Masterchef'?"

The engineer grunted, without looking up from his network of cords. "Plating".

The cellist sighed. "Tell him: next time... Stoli."

With that they started reshuffling their manuscripts, so I walked back to the control room only to find the Producer looking at me in utter terror.

"Did you literally just sexually-harrass the string section?"

"Mate, I'm Aussie. The English don't expect me to be anything but vulgar."

I suspect I'm not long for this job. On the plus side, I see future potential in Rate My Mate's Dick game.

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Mandatory dick pics from everyone if Boricua doesn't get banned.

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I just noticed that if you click "Show Results" the magnitude bars for each category look kind of like: 8======D

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(05-01-2016 10:39 AM)Oz. Wrote:  Mandatory dick pics from everyone if Boricua doesn't get banned.

Damn.. I just re-read forum rules. I was supposed to post a link with nsfw, but I attached the pic from my phone and now I can't edit the post

My apologies mods. Just wanted to back up my claim

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Quote:Mandatory dick pics from everyone if Boricua doesn't get banned.

Whoa, I missed that whole page...

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BoricuaKing I tip (pun non intended) my hat off to you.

You are truly something else. Do the girls in your social circle know it ? Do you have some tip (heh) to leverage into bangs?

Cordially,

Mikado.

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delete

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(05-01-2016 11:58 AM)mikado Wrote:  BoricuaKing I tip (pun non intended) my hat off to you.

You are truly something else. Do the girls in your social circle know it ? Do you have some tip (heh) to leverage into bangs?

Cordially,

Mikado.

I've gotten a lot of benefits for being blessed downstairs starting as far back as middle school(my child was born when i was 15). Word of mouth travels fast between chicks. Any girl I date ends up bragging to their girlfriends about me. Ive ended up fucking and being approached on the low by some of their closest friends

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It looks like I missed a bit of forum history.

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Guess posting dick pics is against the rules.

Lot of RVF history being made these past few weeks!

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(04-29-2016 05:04 PM)BortimusPrime Wrote:  Looks like a normal distribution when you ignore the liars.

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(04-29-2016 05:53 PM)Slim Shady Wrote:  I was expecting OP to be banned when I opened this thread.

I hope this thread is filled with great mirth in the future.

The great General would have to do a great deal more than a penis poll to get banned.

(04-29-2016 06:21 PM)Suits Wrote:  Hey guys, do you know any safe and healthy way to reduce the size of the male penis without surgery?

Check your PM, I sent info for my surgeon. No way doing it any other way except thinking of fat chicks, but that causes other damage.

(04-30-2016 12:07 AM)cubanlinx Wrote:  @Hannibal, you're goddamn right it works. At least one person gets it.
I've been at it for around 6 weeks. A slight increase in girth and 0.5 inches in length.
Most of us lift. A half an hour for jelqing is no big sacrifice. It's something quite productive.

Damn, six weeks? That seems like decent progress. I think there was an old thread on jelqing.

(04-30-2016 06:22 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  

(04-30-2016 02:19 PM)RoastBeefCurtains4Me Wrote:  I grew two inches taller some time in my early 20's, long after I'd stopped measuring how tall I was. I didn't find out until I was 40 that I was 6' 2", not 6' 0". A nurse was giving me a physical for life insurance that I got through a new job, and when she said 6'2", I said, "That's not right!".

But it was!

It's easy to miss changes as they happen slowly. I went up 2 1/2 shoe sizes sometime during my mid-30's. The Podiatrist just shrugged and said "It's not uncommon."

I was initially-surprised when a tailor was trying to dress me for a wedding told me I had 'over a half-metre of neck'.

You sure this wasn't happening?

(04-30-2016 11:47 PM)BoricuaKing Wrote:  I voted 8.5 because I actually am that length. No homo

[dick pic removed]

Fuck, what was the pic? Can't believe I joined this thread late.

(05-01-2016 05:04 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  Ok, now I am officially very sorry for goading General Stalin into creating this thread.

Did it happen like this?

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It had to happen, people only show off what they are proud of.....

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(05-01-2016 02:30 PM)The Beast1 Wrote:  Guess posting dick pics is against the rules.

Lot of RVF history being made these past few weeks!

Read his other threads where I was trying to temper his need to 'prove' himself. I suspect he was banned for what I can only describe as 'Validation Whoring'. Sadly, this was his eventual destination.

Still....

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Jeez I leave this thread for one night and legends are made and sacrificed. Now when giving a girl that good dick we can say "I gave her the BK."

I'm glad I could make this possible and you all could be a part of it.

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(05-01-2016 10:39 AM)Oz. Wrote:  Mandatory dick pics from everyone if Boricua doesn't get banned.

I'm pretty sure all of you got scared of my comment and reported the guy, BoricuaKing gone too soon.

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By the way, 32 oz. is impressive, but relatively small in the world of giant fast food cups:



I am probably going to crack up laughing next time I get a drink in a burger joint and remember this thread.