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Cecilia Westbrook Makes Yogurt With Her Own Vaginal Bacteria (NSFW)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/11...61792.html

Here's some food for thought: It is possible to make yogurt using bacteria from a woman's vagina, but it's probably not a good idea.

Last August, Cecilia Westbrook, an MD/PhD student at the University of Wisconsin, Madison, decided to see if the stomach-churning idea was feasible, according to VICE.

Westbrook noted that the most common bacteria found in a healthy vagina was lactobacillus, the same bacteria commonly found in yogurt. She figured she could easily whip up a batch of yogurt just by extracting some of her vagina's bacteria with a wooden spoon.




Homemade yogurt is traditionally made by mixing a small amount of a yogurt starter culture with some milk and heating it.

However, Westbrook discovered there was not much information on making yogurt with vaginal bacteria -- or much information on vaginal bacteria at all, according to an interview she gave to Jezebel.


"I was actually surprised to know that we really don't know a lot about vaginal flora, There's really been only one or maybe two big studies and, interestingly, most of the information that we do know about is from white women, which suggests that there might be some indication that people from different ethnic backgrounds might have different flora. I was surprised about how much we didn't know."



To do the experiment, Westbrook used three bowls: One with yogurt made with a traditional starter culture, one with just plain milk, one with just milk and her own bodily contribution.

Westbrook left out the batches overnight and awoke to find a decent amount of yogurt in that third bowl, according to Westbrook's friend, Janet Jay, who wrote the VICE article on the experiment.



Jay said Westbrook's experiment was done on her own time and not connected with any class assignments. The two attended Carnegie Mellon together a few years ago, but the vagina yogurt experiment has its roots in conversations that started last summer.

"It just started with us riffing on vagina puns, pretty much," Jay told HuffPost. "It was just a cool weird little experiment for us all to giggle at."

But, as Cervantes said, the proof of the pudding is in the eating, and Westbrook had to do just that in order to determine the success of her hypothesis.

Westbrook described the "she-made" yogurt as having a sour taste like "Indian yogurt" that went well with blueberries, according to the Metro.

Westbrook was pleased enough with the taste of the yogurt to eat a second bowl, and hasn't suffered any ill effects. Still, her experiment left a bad taste in the mouths of food safety experts.

Theresa Eisenman, press officer at the U.S. Federal Drug Administration's Center for Food Safety and Applied Nutrition, told VICE that "vaginal secretions are not considered 'food', and they may transmit human disease, a food product that contains vaginal secretions or other bodily fluids is considered adulterated."

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I just had to read this after lunch didn't I.

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Something about the way her photo is cropped makes me think she is a secret fattie.

Would not eat her yogurt, nor let her drink mine.

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(04-14-2015 03:05 PM)kaotic Wrote:  I just had to read this after lunch didn't I.

Yeah... Let me reiterate what kaotic was saying...

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I think she needs to market this with a used panty combo pack and stock some vending machines in Japan.

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(04-14-2015 03:08 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  I think she needs to market this with a used panty combo pack and stock some vending machines in Japan.

You know some thirsty dudes out there would buy her "yogurt" at top dollar.

-ring ring- Dubai is that you calling !?

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Women need to get married and have kids when they are young or they go insane from pathological self absorption.

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Quote:However, Westbrook discovered there was not much information on making yogurt with vaginal bacteria -- or much information on vaginal bacteria at all, according to an interview she gave to Jezebel

Really ?! Are you sure ?

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vagina yogurt?...come on now!

Also, this chick missed a money train here...vagina yogurt could have been the feminist art project of the century. Right up there with the woman dropping eggs out of her pussy onto a canvas.

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I'm pretty sure the Yoplait yogurt you see in stores is made the same exact way.

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If anything this could be a great marketing catch for the Dubai Port-a-potties. Get shit on and feed each other vag-yogurt (Vagurt?)

Nothing is too depraved at this point. Those Dubai shit-fests will just transform into one giant cocktail of bodily fluids and excretions.

Reminds me of this:

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WNEY

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Fuck.. There's no telling what you find when clicking the threads these days.

I guess I'm okay as long as it's just yogurt and her pussy is not producing another offspring for our world.

If a usual suspect does do the deed, it may be a better option for him to just eat the yogurt and get infected instead.

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(04-14-2015 03:08 PM)Baphomet Wrote:  

(04-14-2015 03:05 PM)kaotic Wrote:  I just had to read this after lunch didn't I.

Yeah... Let me reiterate what kaotic was saying...

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I wanna see her make some sour dough rolls or focaccia bread with her yeast infection next.

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Women can make cheese from their own breastmilk too:



Reason #32409234 I'm glad I have a penis.

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I will never look at yogurt the same way again.

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(04-14-2015 02:55 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  , interestingly, most of the information that we do know about is from white women, which suggests that there might be some indication that people from different ethnic backgrounds might have different flora. I was surprised about how much we didn't know."

Yogurt from around the world? Taste the culture, literally. India's "Hot Crotch Curry" would be my favorite I'm sure.

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(04-14-2015 04:10 PM)aSimpNamedBrokeback Wrote:  

(04-14-2015 02:55 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  , interestingly, most of the information that we do know about is from white women, which suggests that there might be some indication that people from different ethnic backgrounds might have different flora. I was surprised about how much we didn't know."

Yogurt from around the world? Taste the culture, literally. India's "Hot Crotch Curry" would be my favorite I'm sure.

You have it all to yourself.

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The yogurt will be a best seller until someone finds a pube in it.

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"Huge landwhale cannot attract male attention, makes yogurt from her pussy juice instead of hitting the gym"

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Women already make yoghurt in their vag. Its called a yeast infection.

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I wonder if it tastes fishy?

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Paleo or nah?