Post: #26

Big deal. I've been feeding bitches protein shakes from my cock for years.

Post: #27

I figured out the next level to this:
She has to get pregnant, then mix her own breast milk with her vaginal bacteria to make some 100% raw organic natural vegan gluten-free human yogurt.

Mind = blown.

Tom Cruise would probably eat it as dessert for his wife's placenta.

And to be honest... I think I would at least try if I knew it was from a 7.5+. U mad?

Post: #28

(04-14-2015 04:47 PM)Doc Rock Wrote:  I figured out the next level to this:
She has to get pregnant, then mix her own breast milk with her vaginal bacteria to make some 100% raw organic natural vegan gluten-free human yogurt.

Mind = blown.

Tom Cruise would probably eat it as dessert for his wife's placenta.

And to be honest... I think I would at least try if I knew it was from a 7.5+. U mad?

She should make rice pudding and take some dried period blood and grind it with some brown sugar to sprinkle on top.

Post: #29

(04-14-2015 04:21 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  The yogurt will be a best seller until someone finds a pube in it.

Wouldn't that be a mark of authenticity? Otherwise those greedy, heartless Chinese counterfeiters might cut costs by using outdated bacterium. How dare they!

Post: #30

Chicks into the biological sciences have really weird relations to their bodies - they're far less hygienic than you might think. I don't really know why, but maybe it's because they're 'above' plebian superstitions about cleanliness (for example - unless you spend 30 seconds scrubbing your hands with soap, all you're doing is spreading bacteria around, and as for bar soap? Hah.) They're like the opposite of nurses. Nurses deal with spilled open bowels, and seniors shitting themselves all day, and don't have an ounce of false modesty; nonetheless, they maintain their hygiene to an extreme degree. They know we're just meat machines, but they choose to be beautiful meat machines. Biologist chicks enjoy 'tinkering' with their meat machines as if they were foul, Frankenstein experiments.

Post: #31

Can't believe no one's mentioned the most important thing.



WB.

Maybe she'll use the bacteria on my dick in her next batch.

Post: #32

(04-14-2015 03:06 PM)Kabal Wrote:  Something about the way her photo is cropped makes me think she is a secret fattie.

From her Facebook profile:

Post: #33

Your images aren't showing up, Icarus.

Did my earlier statement get SIF'd?

Post: #34

(04-14-2015 06:28 PM)Libertas Wrote:  Your images aren't showing up, Icarus.

They are now.

Post: #35

Her neck and head are the same size it's like a continuous neck

Post: #36

I retract my original statement.

She's a SIF.

Post: #37

From her G+ profile:



She's a Psychology graduate student. She looks intelligent, but severely damaged.

Post: #38

(04-14-2015 06:27 PM)Icarus Wrote:  

She's got the classic insane feminist look:

Post: #39

This is sort of a dupe from months ago, but still...

Post: #40

(04-14-2015 07:18 PM)RexImperator Wrote:  This is sort of a dupe from months ago, but still...

The one about chicks putting period blood in food?

Post: #41

Vaginass produce cottage cheese when they have a UTI, so why not yoghurt.

Makes me glad I'm lactose intolerant.

Post: #42

   

Doesn't sound dairy good.

Post: #43

(04-14-2015 07:33 PM)spokepoker Wrote:  

(04-14-2015 07:18 PM)RexImperator Wrote:  This is sort of a dupe from months ago, but still...

The one about chicks putting period blood in food?

No, it was this story, but posted in the "Troll Website Megathread":

/archive/index...45054.html

Post: #44

(04-14-2015 06:38 PM)Icarus Wrote:  From her G+ profile:

Sorry, I only eat non-fat yogurt.

Post: #45

I love that triggering intensifies gif. Its like she is powering up a sonic nag.

Her manjaw is awe inspiring as well, she could cut a mangina simply with her jawline.

The other bacteria in the vagina are probably toxic to the bodies gut flora she didn't bother to find out what they were. I hope she doesn't try to commercialize it too.

Post: #46

(04-14-2015 08:06 PM)Sombro Wrote:  

This is a beautiful image, one of the very few times I've seen a still image add something to one of the most fundamental gifs in the universe. Outstanding.

Post: #47

(04-14-2015 09:07 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  This is a beautiful image, one of the very few times I've seen a still image add something to one of the most fundamental gifs in the universe. Outstanding.

Gracias.

   

Post: #48

(04-14-2015 03:20 PM)Veloce Wrote:  If anything this could be a great marketing catch for the Dubai Port-a-potties. Get shit on and feed each other vag-yogurt (Vagurt?)

Nothing is too depraved at this point. Those Dubai shit-fests will just transform into one giant cocktail of bodily fluids and excretions.

Reminds me of this:

That book is an excellent gag gift.

Post: #49

(04-14-2015 03:06 PM)Kabal Wrote:  Something about the way her photo is cropped makes me think she is a secret fattie.

Would not eat her yogurt, nor let her drink mine.

Exactly right she was indeed a SIF.

Here's how the article should have concluded:

After Cecilia ate her pussy yogurt with blueberries she then decided to have seconds, thirds, and fourths along with a slice of cheesecake with whipped cream topping, a bag of cheeseburgers, and a chicken salad with a diet coke.

Post: #50

Thank ya'll for confirming that she was indeed a SIF.

Haven't done any online dating/pipelining for a couple of months now, good to know that I've still got the Eye of Sauron for identifying clandestine internet chubsters.