Post: #101

(11-06-2014 03:54 PM)Brian Shima Wrote:  Giovanny how do you start the ass licking and not scare them off? I imagine they are freaked out.

I gradually build comfort.

I start with more conservative types of sex.

Then, as the girl gets more comfortable with me and/or when I sense that are sex life is getting stale, I start to introduce "kinkier" sex techniques.

I slowly increase the level of "kink." Light choking, ass slapping, handcuffs, oral sex, light bondage, etc.

Once these things become a regular occurrence, I graduate to things like cumming in her face, making movies, etc.

Then, one night when we are drunk/high and I sense that it is a good time to increase the level of "kink", I make sure she is showered and clean, I get her turned on and horny.. That is how is start the process.

Keep in my mind that I only perform oral sex on young, clean, and cute girls.

I have never had a girl "freak out".

Post: #102

Has dude been watchin the forum?

Post: #103

If she is clean, why not? It helps breaking a girl into anal if you're into that.

Unless she has had it several times before then you need to go in after building comfort. Kissing, massaging her as helps. If you're going to dive in head first you will cockblock yourself.

Post: #104

(11-07-2014 03:04 PM)Sourcecode Wrote:  



Has dude been watchin the forum?

This guy is a dork. If you are not freaky, most chicks will get bored. If a chick is clean and super hot, why the fuck not? The way they get turned by it is crazy from my experience.

People are so stupid also. Chicks have plenty of things going through their pussy too. They get infections(not from being a whore, it just happens), and of course their piss hole is close by, and how can I forget they have periods.

Post: #105

Relevant. Particularly 3:50 onward.

Post: #106

When I was young and dumb I didn't care. I actually put that tongue in deep and thought nothing of it.

These days I'm like borderline OCD and wash my hands 10x a day because I don't wanna get sick. I can't picture myself doing it again now, which is a shame because its super effective at getting her to treat you like a god (I know its counter-intuitive for all you alpha-beta philosophers, but its true).

Anybody got tips for preventative measures? I think Tim Ferris once wrote about some plant-juice he carries with him that supposedly kills bad bacteria in the stomach. Or something along those lines.

Post: #107

I'm down under certain circumstances.

First, the comfort level must be high enough that we are able to shower together. This is where I lather her body, specifically her ass, eventually ensuring that her asshole is cleansed in this process.

I almost always utilize some kind of assplay during sex. Like a thumb in the butt, or rubbing her asshole while fucking from behind. By the shower time, I've already established assplay is commonplace.

Then the sex after shower is preceeded by tossin dat ass and pussy. Women go crazy over this.

Post: #108

This thread made me wanna brush my teeth.

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Post: #110

if you don't eat your girl's booty Trick Daddy will.





But that's nasty. I'd never do it unless I was coerced or extremely intoxicated.

Post: #111

done it on two different chicks. both became obsessed with me. shit works. also good pathway to anal. just try it when ur shit faced and you wont give a fuck. haha. this is hilarious. also helps if you're into freaky shit because this is just pushing the boundaries on what can be done in the future, thus you benefiting even more. win/win

Post: #112

I model my bedroom antics after certain extreme porn stars. I like a girl to sit on my face while I alternate my tongue between her ass, crack and pussy

Post: #113

Lol the article came out just in time for the thread:

Why Is Everyone All Of A Sudden Obsessed With Eating The Booty?

Did you know August 5th is a National Eatabooty Day?

Post: #114

linking this from GLL. great post OP

Post: #115

Would never have considered doing this with a new girl.

Until tonight, like someone said I just dove right into new territory. She asks "are you licking my butthole?" I say "Yes." And she goes "Oh my god it feels good."

Couldn't believe it. This thread is fantastic btw.

Post: #116

Good stuff. I've had it done - it awesome! And done it. Knowing how good it feels makes doing it that much better. Obviously - as stated - key is hygiene. I once dove on without knowing anything - no prior shower - (kamikaze ? Lol ) - it just seemed like the thing to do - and luckily all was good. If you are adventurous and dirty you'll like it.

Post: #117

I can't emphasize the point about hygiene. It's not like porn.

You need to make sure she's had bikini wax recently and she has washed herself no more than two hours before. You can't hang out with a girl all night, dancing, sweating, etc, and then pull down her pants and pull apart those cheeks and expect to find something inviting.

Because of the washing part, it's hard to "surprise" her with it unless are one risk-taking mofo.

Post: #118

(11-13-2014 06:46 PM)Kissinger2014 Wrote:  I can't emphasize the point about hygiene. It's not like porn.

You need to make sure she's had bikini wax recently and she has washed herself no more than two hours before. You can't hang out with a girl all night, dancing, sweating, etc, and then pull down her pants and pull apart those cheeks and expect to find something inviting.

Because of the washing part, it's hard to "surprise" her with it unless are one risk-taking mofo.

I've gone out to dinner and movie and everything was fine down there. Dancing is alot different.

It's not that hard if you know you're going to have sex at the end of the night.

Post: #119

Put a box of wet wipes in the bathroom by the toilet. When ante goes to pee she'll clean herself

Post: #120

pro tip, take a bubble bath together. That in itself can be rather erotic. The soaking in soapy water will clear the asshole of any and all funky residue. Then take here into the bedroom, spread those cheeks and dig in. All you will smell and taste is freshness and soap.

Post: #121

(11-12-2014 12:24 AM)iamdegaussed Wrote:  Would never have considered doing this with a new girl.

Until tonight, like someone said I just dove right into new territory. She asks "are you licking my butthole?" I say "Yes." And she goes "Oh my god it feels good."

Couldn't believe it. This thread is fantastic btw.

   

Post: #122

Don't go too crazy on the butthole, folks. Many years ago after an aggressive analingus session with my then GF, I woke up the next morning with the worst sore throat/swollen tonsils I have ever experienced. I couldn't swallow or eat anything and it hurt like a bitch. Also, she had just showered beforehand and everything looked/tasted clean.

Just give it a few quick stabs of the tongue and move on. Don't linger for too long.

Post: #123

I figured you guys would enjoy this awesome quote from delicious tacos.

delicioustacos ' Wrote:  My Korean friend Cathy from college. She’s pushing forty but her meaty rippling thoroughbred ass makes me want to murder children. I want to wake up in a Twilight Zone episode where everyone’s face is Cathy’s ass because of some wish I made to an evil genie. Or no– I’ve told the genie: I want to have that ass forever. As you wish, he says. Cut to our wedding day. You may now kiss the bride. I lift the veil. Instead of a face it’s Cathy’s ass. Her crusty roadworn 40 year old asshole puckers for a kiss. In the pews the genie rubs his hands together, cackling. But I shoot him the double guns and smile. Thank you, I tell him. This is exactly what I wanted.

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Post: #125

(11-20-2014 07:40 PM)JoyStick Wrote:  I figured you guys would enjoy this awesome quote from delicious tacos.

delicioustacos ' Wrote:  My Korean friend Cathy from college. She’s pushing forty but her meaty rippling thoroughbred ass makes me want to murder children. I want to wake up in a Twilight Zone episode where everyone’s face is Cathy’s ass because of some wish I made to an evil genie. Or no– I’ve told the genie: I want to have that ass forever. As you wish, he says. Cut to our wedding day. You may now kiss the bride. I lift the veil. Instead of a face it’s Cathy’s ass. Her crusty roadworn 40 year old asshole puckers for a kiss. In the pews the genie rubs his hands together, cackling. But I shoot him the double guns and smile. Thank you, I tell him. This is exactly what I wanted.

It's like DT just gets me.