Post: #126

My thoughts on the matter exactly...

(11-07-2014 03:04 PM)Sourcecode Wrote:  



Has dude been watchin the forum?

He nails it. It doesn't make any sense, it really doesn't. When does it cross your mind? It has never for me, I don't see the appeal. Hell, do what you want but I have to break some things down for the booty connoisseur.



I blame porn for the rise of this stuff, seriously. Never in my life would I for-see this being some trendy thing. I blame specifically that one porn dude whom eats ass like its candy in all his videos like a nasty mofo but is always banging the hottest broads.

People get it twisted. In porn the hoes ass is literally hosed down clean via multiple douches, and sprayed clean with enemas with warm water with liters of water.

Link: Tara Lynn Foxx on what Pornstars do before a anal scene.

Even for the serious kinky broads in the swinging scene they do enemas/douches because if they are all about that 'ass play' and want to keep shit clean. You can't part time that past-time if you partake in it, its either the ass is clean or is not. The people whom do that shit full-time don't play games, because really... nobody wants jello pudding up in their mouth.

It something that does not even cross my mind to do, ever. Why? I don't think kats know what they are getting their tongues into, and because where does it all end (or they don't give a fuck, to each and their own)? Plus I got a million other points on her body that I would rather stick my tongue like her erogenous zones.

But please keep in mind even with a shower she isn't getting that ass 100% clean (not even close to half clean, as you still have a massive internal tract with residue all up in it, hence why you have to literally hose it with water internally to get it clean). You only get the ass clean via enemas/ douches and liquid being purged in and out of the booty. This is literally what porn starts do prior to every anal scenes, among other things such as sleeping with but plugs in their butts the night before.

All I'm saying even with a sniff test your still getting jello pudding in your grill once you start sticking your tongue where it is not supposed to go. You can end up giving the girl a yeast infection if you get enough jello pudding going back and forth between her ass and pussy. A yeast infection means you turn her pussy into a bio-zone and a bread factory of nastiness and that fungal shit can spread to you dick so keep that all in mind.

People have to keep things in perspective. No way that booty full of pudding going to be prime rib. You can imagine them beef curtians is some fillet minion when you munching, but you selling a polar bear snow thinking that ass clean when you trying cop on a meal on that. I am just saying.

The last cold hard truth is that these "trends" that keep creeping up that make the man more thirsty and thirsty as years go by are all dubious and suspect. "Eating ass" is shit that homo men and bi-dudes have done since time was invented. We all know they are as dirty as dumpsters also so I am highly suspect of any trend that creeps up from their world and becomes "normal" for hetero dudes.

Growing up I never heard about any dude eating no ass, some of the older dudes I grew up with confess to eating pussy but I really don't think OGs would even comprehend that, it all just seems like a modern thing. Even in pron movies aside from weird Japanese and German shit it didn't start creeping up till about a few years ago. So I stay skeptical of it all and just feel its more programming from bi-males/homos to further emasculate men and ware them down to their own styles and tendencies towards sex. There is a clear way that strait people fuck, and how non-strait people fuck, and even their kinky varieties are different. When things start to mix then something isn't right.

Keep all these things in mind next time you are munching on that mudd butt.

Post: #127

What's next, ear sex?

Oh wait....

Post: #128

Random thought - what carries a higher risk of getting HPV throat cancer, eating pussy, or eating ass?

Post: #129

(11-04-2014 07:42 PM)Travesty444 Wrote:  Holy shit.

No sir. Shitty Hole. LOL.

But anyways, tried this once with a chick i was set to marry right after a shower. She was surprised to say the least. I asked her after many nuts were busted, how she liked it. She said, it was a little weird and that she'd be cool if I never did that again.

So I said "cool". We never got married though. I'm pretty sure it didn't have anything to do with the booty licking episode.. but who knows?

Post: #130

(11-05-2014 11:05 AM)speakeasy Wrote:  For you guys that have done this, do you back off if there is any discernible smell? You're eating ass after all. Pussy may have a slight smell of lady musk which is perfectly tolerable when you're munching down on that, but if I smelled any hint of feces, I'd probably gag. Even if she showered right prior, unless she scrubbed with soap and a washcloth between her ass cheeks(and even then she'd have to make multiple passes), it might not be odor free.

Thing is a lot of girls who are fairly clean otherwise I'm sure don't know how to clean their ass to the standards it would take to go analingus on them. We've all experienced bending a girl over for doggy and then catching a whiff of stinky ass crack from girls who seem perfectly normal as far as hygiene goes. I once went down on a girl whose vagina was completely odorless. Flipped her over to go doggy and the ass smell was so strong I lost my hard on. They probably just don't know how to clean their asses well.

Sweaty butthole smells. Especially if you've just hooked up with a girl after she's been dancing all night at the bar. It happens to the best of them.

Post: #131

Quote:People have to keep things in perspective. No way that booty full of pudding going to be prime rib. You can imagine them beef curtians is some fillet minion when you munching, but you selling a polar bear snow thinking that ass clean when you trying cop on a meal on that. I am just saying.

The last cold hard truth is that these "trends" that keep creeping up that make the man more thirsty and thirsty as years go by are all dubious and suspect. "Eating ass" is shit that homo men and bi-dudes have done since time was invented. We all know they are as dirty as dumpsters also so I am highly suspect of any trend that creeps up from their world and becomes "normal" for hetero dudes.

I'm pretty sure it's possible a straight dude going down on his girl was eating her out with legs up in the air and maybe accidentally or curiously licked it. This isn't thirst, this isn't gay, it's just something some guys do to girls, whether they both get turned on or one party does.

When I do it I don't do anything with my mouth after except wash my mouth, brush my teeth, rinse my mouth with anti-septic, then wash my face.

This was never a trend for me, in fact I did this on my own and I was embarrassed to admit it to my buddies for a long long time. Only to find out some of them have experimented with it.

To each their own. Team Salad.(In the fun of good debate of course)

Post: #132

I only did that with Asian chicks, the main reason is that Western chicks use toilet paper to wipe their ass (leaving residue), and Asian chicks use a water bum gun with pressure, and toilet paper is only used to dry it after, i.e. much cleaner and no residue.

Post: #133

Kosko, you're airbrushing history pretty liberally here bro.
Go read some Victorian-era erotica or some Marquis de Sade, then tell me that in days of yore straight people were exclusively into vanilla sex.

Post: #134

I don't know man. I think it translates well on screen because pornstars have perfectly bleached, waxed assholes that went through extensive cleansing before hand.

Also, strippers know enough to use wet wipes to stay odorless and clean, but I'm not sure most other girls do.

I'm not sure if Jen Average Girl knows enough to use wet wipes and keep that area super clean.

Most people honestly believe smearing/caking -- I'm sorry, "wiping" your wet ass with dry paper is the optimal way to clean that region. No thanks. People already mentioned it -- sweaty ass, smelly ass, ass residue, etc. No thanks.

To each their own though.

Post: #135

Porn chicks also dont eat anything solid for days before anal porn shoots...
let that digest for a minute...

Post: #136

(11-04-2014 07:32 PM)L M McCoy Wrote:  What's the point of eating booty if I'm not going to be fucking booty

That's like her spitting on my dick and not touching/sucking it

This was explained in the original post. If you eat a girl's ass she will fall in love with you. It's good to do if you want to keep a girl around for a while.

Also it's a bit of a psychological thing for you as well. You should strive to only fuck girls that you are SO attracted to that you'd eat her ass.

Post: #137

^ Maybe I'm from a different generation or something, but the last thing that goes through my mind when I see a girl I'm extremely attracted to is wanting to eat her ass. Not for me. I also have no interest in anal sex or eating pussy. I'm also pretty sure girls fall in love with you due to your status and how you game / manipulate her, not because you licked her arse-hole.

I don't really understand all this tying up, using toys, writing my name on her, bondage stuff that everybody seems so into these days either. It just seems like trying too hard and nerdy to me. I'm interested in hard fucking, spanking, hair-pulling, blow-jobs, and dirty-talk, that's about it, and I'm sure there must be others on the forum that feel this way too.

Post: #138

(11-24-2014 06:58 PM)Sourcecode Wrote:  Porn chicks also dont eat anything solid for days before anal porn shoots...
let that digest for a minute...

Please tell us, I don't know why.

Post: #139

(11-24-2014 03:14 AM)alex3948 Wrote:  I only did that with Asian chicks, the main reason is that Western chicks use toilet paper to wipe their ass (leaving residue), and Asian chicks use a water bum gun with pressure, and toilet paper is only used to dry it after, i.e. much cleaner and no residue.

True..

Post: #140

Steve Kroft of 60 Minutes fame is apparently an ass muncher.

He's been in the news for his affair with a 41 year old black chick (Kroft is 69).





Some of their texts have been intercepted, and his "pudding" line is getting a lot of press.

Quote:In one sexting session, Kroft allegedly cooed to Goines, “Miss you and all that goes with it. Especially my favorite tastes and colors … pink and brown.” [Goines is African-American]

Another time, the 69-year-old newsman asked Goines, 41, “What exactly would be your preference,” the Enquirer reported.
“U all over and deep inside of me,” Goines responded.

At one point, the hard-working TV journalist, who has a son with Conant, lamented his long hours on the job, the report said.

“Working late. Just ordered out. Would rather be eating your pudding,” he allegedly wrote.

“Don’t work too hard this week bc I wanna wear you out afterward,” Goines replied.
“You got it,” Kroft responded, according to the Enquirer.

http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2015/...ur-pudding

Post: #141

There are no words to describe how badly I want to put a, "two girls one cup", gif in this thread.

Post: #142

Hell, most chicks I've tried it with have really liked it.

Post: #143

Girls Season 4 Episode 1:

Post: #144

(11-23-2014 10:59 PM)poledaddy Wrote:  Random thought - what carries a higher risk of getting HPV throat cancer, eating pussy, or eating ass?

Probably both equally. The diff is eating ass is much greater chance of getting Hep C.

Unfortunately I'm guilty of having done this. As others have stated, better be with a bitch whose a regular and you know is clean. Also, per the Good Looking Loser website, he recommends a good Listerine mouth wash post performance to kill off whatever might be lurking to give added protection.

I bought that raunchy burning flavor, the tan Listerine original flavor that burns like hell after 20 seconds. I figure it's killing a ton of shit, literally, but either is a risk nonetheless.

Plus, going down puss or ass on a bitch is something I've always thought carefully about. Since I'm not a fag I'm not into eating some other guy's seed out of a cunt that got fucked by someone else 2 days before. I doubt most women douche anyways, so unless it's a committed girlfriend, there's always that risk. That pussy, and ass of course, are fermenting petrie dishes of cultured biology. Add in today's hypergamy, or flat out hoeing these women do, and more than not I'm passing on the tongue munch.

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Post: #146

(01-13-2015 12:51 AM)enderilluminatus Wrote:  Girls Season 4 Episode 1:

At least it's not Lena Dunham getting her ass eaten... I really wouldn't want to be the actor who had to do that

Post: #147

Not a regular poster but fuck, how has no one mentioned flavoured lube? absolute game changer

Post: #148

(11-22-2014 01:17 AM)kosko Wrote:  The last cold hard truth is that these "trends" that keep creeping up that make the man more thirsty and thirsty as years go by are all dubious and suspect. "Eating ass" is shit that homo men and bi-dudes have done since time was invented. We all know they are as dirty as dumpsters also so I am highly suspect of any trend that creeps up from their world and becomes "normal" for hetero dudes.

Growing up I never heard about any dude eating no ass, some of the older dudes I grew up with confess to eating pussy but I really don't think OGs would even comprehend that, it all just seems like a modern thing.

I agree, blame it on the thirst.

Y'all know all these hoes been fucked before. After that it becomes a race to the bottom.

Oh she isn't a virgin? Easy. Take her ass virginity.
Oh she isn't an ass virgin? Better tongue that butthole son.
Oh shit, she already had that ass eaten? Better stick it in her ear.

IMO, it's all just another way to feel like you own a bitch. Every swinging dick on the block wants to be the one to do the freakiest shit to her. They all want to be her first in some way.

I can't even comprehend why you would want to get down on your knees and put your mouth to a chick's asshole. I can't think of anything more submissive.



Team fuck her right in the pussy.

Post: #149

(01-13-2015 01:38 PM)Ditter Wrote:  Not a regular poster but fuck, how has no one mentioned flavoured lube? absolute game changer

Flavored lubes and condoms fuck with a females pussy PH levels. Those things are like science experiments. Women have no idea how complex those bits are. You may not give a shit but again once her hole starts turning into a bio hazard your dick swims in that mess. She might be oblivious to it all but use your own knowledge to protect your own shit.

Post: #150

This thread started pro-eating and seems to be drifting now to contra-eating.

I like eating chick's asses. If they're clean it tastes good, too. Every chick who's not too prudish to feel embarassed completely loves it, too. They absolutely love it. As does every guy who's not been too prudish to prevent an asian whore from putting a polythene bag over his ass and eating out his asshole while giving him a handjob. Or for instance getting another whore in to simultaneously give him a blowjob. But I digress..

Importantly, ass-a-lingus is the gateway to anal. If you work that tongue in there good and get it all softened up then a finger goes in easy. Nearly every chick writhing and moaning and pushing her ass harder on your tongue is already thinking of having your cock shoved in there. In fact, their ass gets kind of 'hungry', enough tonguing and they start itching for a cock up there. Just hock a load of spit on there (and in there), shuffle up there and push it in, sans condom of course. Welcome to chocolate pudding heaven. Ass shits on vagina. Metaphorically and literally.