Post: #51

i would only do this knowing the girl had just showered, or better yet taken a long, hot bath. When i've done it, there was zero stink at all. I think it was just post shower. I would NOT try this after being out all night with a girl, or her just coming back from the gym etc.

Post: #52

Having read the "What's the most busted lizard you ever poked" thread I really don't want to do this. If anything went wrong I would be mentally scarred.

Post: #53

Unapologetic salad-tosser checking in. OP is definitely onto something with the deep-conversion idea.

I once did this with a really kinky chick I was seeing - had her face-down-ass-up, rubbing her clit while I was eating her ass out, fingering her G-spot, AND pulling her hair back with my free hand. She said afterwards that the orgasm was "out-of-this-world."

It's easier than you might think to keep a dominant frame while doing this - IF you, like me, enjoy making girls cum so hard they become putty in your grip.

As previously mentioned - impeccable hygiene on her part IS A MUST if you want this to go off right.

Post: #54

Jesus man, your first post is a guide for tonguing ass?
You must have 0 approach anxiety at all.

Post: #55

Guess what ?

Team Salad

Rules:
1. Always do the hover and/or smell test.
2. Inspect that booty.
3. Eat that booty.

Post: #56

(11-05-2014 11:05 AM)speakeasy Wrote:  For you guys that have done this, do you back off if there is any discernible smell? You're eating ass after all. Pussy may have a slight smell of lady musk which is perfectly tolerable when you're munching down on that, but if I smelled any hint of feces, I'd probably gag. Even if she showered right prior, unless she scrubbed with soap and a washcloth between her ass cheeks(and even then she'd have to make multiple passes), it might not be odor free.

Thing is a lot of girls who are fairly clean otherwise I'm sure don't know how to clean their ass to the standards it would take to go analingus on them. We've all experienced bending a girl over for doggy and then catching a whiff of stinky ass crack from girls who seem perfectly normal as far as hygiene goes. I once went down on a girl whose vagina was completely odorless. Flipped her over to go doggy and the ass smell was so strong I lost my hard on. They probably just don't know how to clean their asses well.

I wouldn't even try it if there was suspicion. My girl has a hairless, powerwashed, pretty as an airbrushed centerfold's ass so I have no problems...but even if an ass had that brown 'stained' look. No.

Post: #57

(11-05-2014 01:31 PM)Dr. Howard Wrote:  

(11-05-2014 11:05 AM)speakeasy Wrote:  For you guys that have done this, do you back off if there is any discernible smell? You're eating ass after all. Pussy may have a slight smell of lady musk which is perfectly tolerable when you're munching down on that, but if I smelled any hint of feces, I'd probably gag. Even if she showered right prior, unless she scrubbed with soap and a washcloth between her ass cheeks(and even then she'd have to make multiple passes), it might not be odor free.

Thing is a lot of girls who are fairly clean otherwise I'm sure don't know how to clean their ass to the standards it would take to go analingus on them. We've all experienced bending a girl over for doggy and then catching a whiff of stinky ass crack from girls who seem perfectly normal as far as hygiene goes. I once went down on a girl whose vagina was completely odorless. Flipped her over to go doggy and the ass smell was so strong I lost my hard on. They probably just don't know how to clean their asses well.

I wouldn't even try it if there was suspicion. My girl has a hairless, powerwashed, pretty as an airbrushed centerfold's ass so I have no problems...but even if an ass had that brown 'stained' look. No.

I know exactly what you mean. This woman from kindgirls is seriously one of my favorite women on the planet. Her ass looks as clean and lickable as it gets. I have fantasies about doing it.

http://www.kindgirls.com/gallery/metart/avia/3171/

Post: #58

Call me nasty but the first thing I think about when I see a girl with a nice ass is bending her over and eating that butt!

Post: #59

I would use a dental dam, I guess.

Would cling wrap suffice?

Post: #60

Maybe that is what your date is hinting at (in the "Appetizer Thread) when she asks if you're down for an appetizer?

Post: #61

And to think I was going to sit down with a piping hot bowl of sweet corn for dinner.

Post: #62

I am definitely into the analingus. Even though I've "learned to be alpha" I don't feel comfortable with girls doing it to me though - I've seen my asshole and it's ugly. But most girls keep it so groomed and attractive that I am always down.

My thought is that if I get into a relationship I might get waxed and maintain it better so that I'd feel more comfortable with her licking mine. Until then I feel like it's too gay for a dude to get a booty wax.

Post: #63

(11-05-2014 02:54 PM)MikeinMKE Wrote:  I am definitely into the analingus. Even though I've "learned to be alpha" I don't feel comfortable with girls doing it to me though - I've seen my asshole and it's ugly. But most girls keep it so groomed and attractive that I am always down.

My thought is that if I get into a relationship I might get waxed and maintain it better so that I'd feel more comfortable with her licking mine. Until then I feel like it's too gay for a dude to get a booty wax.

Eh, I buzz my armpit hair down and if I had an easy way to at least trim my ass hair down I would (I just can't really see/access that area).

Less chance for dingleberries and easier to wipe and have it be "clean clean."

I've wiped with moist toiler paper for most of my adult life, even better if there's hot water nearby. Feels much better and gets the area cleaner. I'm not a hairy guy but I have no desire for ass hair on me so I would consider it if it was cheap enough and wasn't really painful.

I've never had even an inkling of being attracted to a dude, but I've been surprised that guys even think it's weird that I buzz my armpits when it has multiple benefits. *shrug* No girl has ever been bothered in the least by it. Vast majority of them don't even notice/say anything unless I point it out.

Post: #64

Yeah I use moist wipes for my ass and always keep it very clean. I also groom my armpit hair like you. I still feel like a man's ass is inherently gross and hairy and nasty whereas a females ass is cute and sexy.

Post: #65

(11-05-2014 03:21 PM)MikeinMKE Wrote:  Yeah I use moist wipes for my ass and always keep it very clean. I also groom my armpit hair like you. I still feel like a man's ass is inherently gross and hairy and nasty whereas a females ass is cute and sexy.

Yup I trim up to, I don't wax or shave my chest.

However I do nair my buttcrack butthole area (no homo) for hygenic reasons only. I'm kind of hairy mother fucker down there.

Post: #66

Damn. Eating ass? I have to ask the eternal question ... Is this Beta?

Post: #67

Did anal a couple times before and haven't tried again since after I had a chocolate tipped surprise.

No way in hell i'd try this.

Post: #68

Post: #69

This is just gross... To each their own I suppose but it sounds like a good way to get a tapeworm.

Post: #70

I'm sure you niggaz will get an A for ass licking after reading this.

Post: #71

(11-04-2014 08:36 PM)Dusty Wrote:  

That's just wrong. This kid is too young to be tossing salad!

Post: #72

I've personally never tried this, and nor do I have any desire to in the future, however I am interested in the psychological effects it has on a girl.

Post: #73

Shower with them, then tongue them spokes. All girls love anal, some just don't know it yet.

Post: #74

It's a great way to prime them for the impending loss of anal virginity, worked for me again the other night. I start from the front and then push their legs up and move down. Never gotten any questions, comments or complaints about it.

Post: #75

What about girls returning the favor. Don't knock it if you havebt tried it haha!