Post: #276

(07-17-2016 02:22 PM)tomzestatlu Wrote:  When is the good time to try it? I am thinking of doing it for longer time and tomorrow I am going to new appartment of girl I am seeing last 2 weeks. She has perfect ass, so this thread gave me inspiration. But I even hadn´t licked her pussy yet, so should I wait until we know each other better?

Bend her over and eat her out doggy style. This is best performed when you are a really man handling her and tossing her around a bit. Tongue punching isn't a "loving" act, its a dirty and depraved act reserved for caveman-like sex.

I prefer to start making long, sloppy, hard laps with my tongue from her clit to the top of her ass crack. Then get creative. Finger her pussy and lap your tongue around her asshole.

Post: #277

(07-16-2016 01:20 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  To all these bros saying they won't even put their face in pussy let alone ass - you aren't living son.

I'll never forget when I told my cousin that I had never eaten ass (I was around 25 at the time).

His reply: "You are a child, my friend."

Post: #278

I have 'half ass' tried this in the past with mixed results. Last night we were both showering before bed and I was checking out her well formed ass while she was drying off. I thought to myself this is prime time to eat that ass and I am going to do it right and see what happens. We went to bed and she thought she was getting a leg rub but I went from licking the backs of her thighs to sucking and licking the backs of her ass cheeks. She pretended to try and move away but that didn't last and once I moved my hand underneath to touch her clit while I slowly licked all over her ass she was putty in my hand. I think what worked for me was to start with the thighs and cheeks then tease around her asshole with my mouth. She was practically humping my face and begged me to fuck her. Well when I got into her it was like she was on full speed fuck mode and started slamming her pussy into me as hard and fast as she could. This definitely turned her on more than the usual foreplay. I am an ass man so this is something I am going to use on the regular to make her do dirtier things with me by getting past the vanilla sex barriers she had in her mind. I see this as an opportunity to turn her into my personal whore who is up for anything my sick mind can cook up. I guess licking her ass is like a gateway drug.

Post: #279

sorry for my english

teammate of team salad here & worshipper of woman's ass & brown eye. yes i know that risk of std's & hepatitis are higher when yu lingering around & in the bumhole whatsoever with yur Rod or mouth of tongue . i'm fully aware of that as i'm fully aware this hole is brownhole where from the shit goes out & it can be stinky to vomit & NEVER 100% clean despite cleanses & enemas . so the entrance & the inside of this brownhole full of bad germs & bad bacterias & sometimes shit residues can be source of diseases which "exotic" names finish usually with "ia,ea,is" . It is thus necessary to minimize the risks when it comes to anal intercourse or anulingus/rim job . condom is the key for anal & vaginal intercourses . you can also possibly use it for rosebud/cunnilngus by cutting in length direction & applying carefully lubricated side on the orifices . let's continue specifically with rosebud .

hygiene protocol must be unflinching : mouth wash(listerine)/shower before & after for both partners, intimate soap with neutral ph for her, good to shower together & clean her anus yourself & testing her if she's inclined to anal games fingering delicately , thorough inspection of her anus if yu didn't shower together . concerning odor , some guys like & some guys dislike, but don't expect that this exit/entrance smells the rose.

why i love to do active anulingus? some members mentioned it, you are in the taboo zone . hey ! women take shit & fart too("oh really ! " you said as a kid when your uncle learned life to you) ; powerful feeling of dominance for a man to see that a woman let yu lick/kiss/french kiss/tongue inside her most intimate/taboo/hidden/dirty part ; a woman would say "no it's dirt" , since social education taught her that hole is ONLY for poop, even if it smells kind of ck 1 after a good clean in shower. she would possibly say yes for anal intercourse & fingers inside knot & no for anulingus. in my "view"(so yummy view) there can't be one without the other.
she can let yu do it to please you or it's just she likes it if she already experimented. i don't puke if i discover few hair around anus. i'm never drunk(neither her) when i do it, i want to remind each lapping. i usually spend 15 mn, kissing tenderly/strongly, licking lovingly/slowly with entire flat tongue from pubic bone to coccyx, blowing accurately on the circumference(not inside) . if the anus is thick/meaty it's so important to jiggle each part with your silky mouth/tongue(a meaty one is 4 clearly visible parts if you know what i mean...) . the goal is any millimeter of her anus escapes to my lips,tongue,blow, because nerve endings are there & their stimulation is a turn on for her . the goal is she's fully conscious of what i do, feeling the difference between huge strong slowly lick & little touch with the tip of tongue, the goal is she 's fully conscious that she offers her shit-hole(OMG it's dirt!,taboo...she thought) to your mouth & she loves it .
big ++ is hearing her moanings & fucking dirty talk describing what i'm doing precisely OR guiding me by words in a ordering way("stick your tongue !" , "go through my shit tunnel !" , "nibble it just with your lips !" , "morrrre !") OR just guiding me by pulling my hair & blocking my mouth on her anus when she's on his back on table/sofa or sit on bar high stool/chair(loft style) or reverse riding same stool or :idea:reverse riding being on armrests of armchair chesterfield (i love that position completely bent , bum hole totally at my disposal , wide open her butts , mixing them strongly on my nose/cheeks & kissing them) .

she wouldn't talking dirt if it's a newbie for anulingus & if it's your 2nd wet time together . she wouldn't orgasm with anulingus even if you tear your heart out , putting it all your willingness . orgasm is of course reachable by stimulate same time her cunt/clit with your fingers &/or tongue . the most important is you show her that you are kind of master in art of anulingus , that to honor the most secret part of her external body delights you , it needs she feels the passion , the pleasure you have(if you are hard during it then she must see it , good to deepthroat her & return back to her backdoor) in order to she understand how you are kinky/horny & it's for sure arouse her . yes the key is that taboo act makes her aroused, & she craves for a raw anal bang(after seeing & sucking your rod) if she's into it or a raw vaginal bang .

i banged few young europeans women & some young filipina ; they were all single good girl(no mongering) , never 1/2/3 night stands , usually bf/gf(no other partner when i was in relationship) , some had numerous partners in past, some few partners, some 1 partner ; every partner i tried my tongue acknowledge with their bum hole ; 50% success , I meet 2 european submissive ones regularly on their free time just for anal games anulingus included
the filipina are known to be conservative , i thought well that it would be difficult to taste/bang pinay asshole . luckily i meet very submissives ones 20-32 y old & 2 toss my salad on their own initiative(i asked nothing at beginnings) & really love raw anal bang ; amazing ! conservative ! tight vagina ! tight asshole ! skinny ones 85 lbs , innocent look . 1st times with each one when i began my lick job(not 1st bangs), it was "hey ! what you do? you are pervert ! " until they accept after some days & begin to appreciate & now love it . during bj i cleverly put my hairless backdoor close to their mouth & eyes . they are clever so they understood i wish they do same as i do with their tiny tan anal orifice ; shy in 1st times ("i'm not good for that " , " i'm shy " ) then with my advices on how to proceed they became really good lickers/french kissers of my odorless/hairless shit-hole ; they never said it's " homo/gay" ; for sure they are not newbie with anal bangs (OMG...) & for sure they are not newbie now with anulingus tnx to "big nose/white ass" .

I must say any of the woman i practiced anulingus fallen in love with me just tnx to anulingus . i noticed they like the uncommon horny side of it ; for some women a good lover is good for classical kamasutra & for some women they need a ++ , a guy who dares "bizarre" unexpected things(some of my ex's never imagined such lovemaking dirty things exist).
Finally i must say i fallen in love with 2 tnx to anulingus(active,me on them).

Post: #280

Cool story Cruncho.

By way of an update, I've been with the chick in this story ever since.

Post: #281

I tried it for the first time last weekend. I was a little bit afraid of stink, but there wasn´t any at all, so I really enjoyed it. And also it led to anal which I was hungry for longer time.

Post: #282

I love to eat pussy and lick asshole alot I am more an asshole liker

Post: #283

I am good to eat asshole love it

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Post: #285

This is still a boundary line across which I've no desire to walk.

G

Post: #286

my favorite slang for an asshole is

"angry brown spider"

Post: #287

(11-05-2014 10:33 AM)bacon Wrote:  Done this a few times over the years usually when I was drunk and really depraved. One such occasion was a very drunken ONS with a big assed latina which I did not pay enough attention to hygiene and I ended up horribly sick from e.coli. I wonder does that count as an STD?

Post: #288

(01-08-2016 05:09 AM)RatInTheWoods Wrote:  Jesus, This thread has some kind of viral mind altering hypnotic effect. I too, would have previously poo-ha-ed the thought of oral blurter worship.

But sure enough, I found myself lapping at the brown waterhole the other night, and damn it, quite enjoying it.

What dastardly mind ninjery is in effect in this thread?

Lurkers here beware, lest the same fate befall you too....

1950's:

"If everyone else was jumping off a cliff, would you do it?"

2010's:

"If everyone else was eating booty, would you do it?"

Oddly enough, the answer has always been yes, for quite a few folks.

Some young impressionable kid watching one of those music videos casually mentioning this like it "ain't no thing" is going to dive into some booty and then be mystified when he gets too into it, metaphorically and physically, and it tastes exactly like what it is.

#teamJustNo #teamLineInTheSand

Post: #289

I've tried it on my freshly showered wife and found it curiously enjoyable (there is something to be said about burying your face between those fine round cheeks). However, she didn't get anything out of it, so I stopped after a couple or three episodes.

Worth trying on a clean and fresh dame you know and trust, if only to experience more of her and revel in her sexiness. Beyond that, I fail to see why one would want to keep up the practice unless it drives her wild.

Post: #290

(11-05-2014 10:33 AM)bacon Wrote:  Done this a few times over the years usually when I was drunk and really depraved. One such occasion was a very drunken ONS with a big assed latina which I did not pay enough attention to hygiene and I ended up horribly sick from e.coli. I wonder does that count as an STD?

Post: #291

(03-01-2017 12:06 AM)Mufasa Wrote:  my favorite slang for an asshole is

"angry brown spider"

"balloon knot"

Post: #292

This and anal sex are two of the most disgusting and degenerate activities one can partake in.

Seriously, e. Coli? GTFO of here with that literal shit!

It's called an ausfahrt for a reason!

Post: #293

Uh huh. And some people think oral sex is degenerate. Is a woman who swallows degenerate? What about a man who has meaningless sex with women he barely knows? Does it matter if he uses a condom? Sends flowers? What if both of them feel a profound sense of peace, love, and connection during their degeneracy? What if they're married and faithful? What if they're thinking "this is gross, but I'm just curious enough to try it once, having heard others praise the experience?"

If you think something is icky, go ahead and say so, and please leave it at that.

Post: #294

Reminds me of the hook;

My neck, my back,
Lick my pussy and my crack

Post: #295

Hey guys do you brush teeth before you eat ass?

Post: #296

(03-02-2017 10:38 AM)Hoser Wrote:  Uh huh. And some people think oral sex is degenerate. Is a woman who swallows degenerate? What about a man who has meaningless sex with women he barely knows? Does it matter if he uses a condom? Sends flowers? What if both of them feel a profound sense of peace, love, and connection during their degeneracy? What if they're married and faithful? What if they're thinking "this is gross, but I'm just curious enough to try it once, having heard others praise the experience?"

If you think something is icky, go ahead and say so, and please leave it at that.

Nah it's pretty stark obvious. If you're putting your mouth on someone else's arsehole you're a bit off in the head. The only next step for you is literally eating shit or taking shit to the face. If you're literally getting in position to eat shit, there is no amount of blather that can distract from the fact you're a bit off in the head.

Post: #297

If a chicks practice clean hygiene, it is a turn on to see a clean pussy and her anal hole,but (no pun intended), I'm not sure about anal sex on a woman.

Not sure why a woman's pussy-hole is located so damn close to her anus, If you eat her ass cheeks and/or her pussy, you're gonna end up eating her anus no matter which position.

Post: #298

This has always been on of the hardest practices for me to cosign. I can creep a thumb in or if the chick really wants it, I'll take the butt to pound town. I just can't bring myself to put my tongue in the socket. And there is no way I'm letting a chick near that birds nest of pubes I call a butthole. Good luck to you guys. LMAO. Amazing thread.

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Post: #300

Bumping this glorious thread.
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