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Back to check in on this thread...

To all those who don't eat ass...THANK YOU...

It's always awesome to see a chick realize she's been eloquently RAVISHED!!! Current chick, atleast 7-8 different things was a FIRST for her as she clearly said "It's like I think THAT IS IT...Then you just make me orgasm in a whole knew way". (An she surely doesn't mind me tongue down her ass)

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Is eating ass a "shit test"?

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^^No, it's a shit taste.

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Shitlib Salon.com article:

“Ass is the new p*ssy”: Why anilingus is on the rise

http://www.salon.com/2015/02/02/ass_is_t...e_partner/

Quote:The obvious conclusion of so much anus-focused pondering is that we’re entering an age of more sexual openness about butts, along with more degendered sex roles. The classic phrase about opinions and assholes (that everybody has one) means there’s the chance for anal play to someday become wholly divorced from notions of femininity or masculinity, straightness or gayness. Cast in this light, anilingus is an equal-opportunity sex act that implies neither domination nor submission, but a more general, power-balanced form of sexual pleasure. The primetime appearance of anilingus in the debut episode of Shonda Rhimes’s legal procedural “How to Get Away with Murder” is more than just a blow against homophobia. It’s fully transformed into a subversion of the sexual status quo that is roundly “sex-positive” and progressive from every angle.

TL;DR: Article is in favor of eating ass because it's an equal-opportunity "gender neutral" act (everyone has an asshole and a tongue) and makes people more open to homosexuality. Whereas putting your penis into a vagina implies domination and oppression.

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(11-04-2014 09:30 PM)Seamus Wrote:  Samuel L. Jackson weighs in...

Great scene in an GREAT movie TRUE ROMANCE

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This thread keeps on giving, love it.

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Update:

I have eaten the booty.

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My god I love this thread. Every time I read the OP I burst out laughing.

I came across this NSFW picture yesterday.

Anyone who wouldn't give her poop chute a tongue flickering is a faggot.

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(08-27-2015 11:38 PM)Dusty Wrote:  

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This guy got the wrong idea.

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Unapologetic NON booty eater.
As a rule of thumb I don't even pussy.
I sure as hell did not get into this game to eat booty.

I gotta tap out & show respect to those who do
(you'll could probably kill a man)

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I wanted to do this but I can't seem to get the right girl for this. When I get a super sexy chica back to my place who has the whole package I'm definitely going to give this a try.

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(11-04-2014 08:57 PM)MrXY Wrote:  I enjoy eating some prime angus now and again.

Mostly it's with a regular girl I like and I know has good hygiene. Sometimes I feel like taking things to the next level.

I very seldom do this with girls I don't know, but I admit on a few occasions I have been overcome by an urge and just dived into unknown territory.

I regret nothing.....

She'll get clingy because she'll think you love her due to all the financial assistance you're rendering her; just thing of all the money she'll save on toilet paper.

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(05-25-2015 10:40 PM)forever_beta Wrote:  

(05-25-2015 09:35 AM)BiggNastee Wrote:  Just reading sone of the posts. . I've definitively licked my share but are some of you really putting your tongue in the hole?

Go crazy bro, just make sure shes clean.

Love to eat ass, but I only do it if the girl is freshly showered and cleans herself adequately. Pussy can get pretty gross to lick too if shes been out sweaty and dirty for a while.

Well, in that case, make it a special event by eating something from Taco Bell with fire sauce on it first--she'll get the warm fuzzies for you.

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In Asia it's not a problem, bathrooms have bum guns, no danger of getting a shit draft. In the West, I would never attempt that.

Toilet paper is the dirtiest thing in the world. My bathroom here doesn't even have toilet paper, and I don't plan on buying it anytime soon.

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(08-27-2015 11:24 PM)Horus Wrote:  My god I love this thread. Every time I read the OP I burst out laughing.

I came across this NSFW picture yesterday.

Anyone who wouldn't give her poop chute a tongue flickering is a faggot.

I've done it to a select few girls who had nice asses and coincidentally loved anal. I'm picky when going down on a girl and if she complains I just say "I'm not very good at it" which is a lie. Some girls I just avoid doing it with.

If you're going to surprise her with a bit of the ol' tongue-in-butt action she might freak out. Girls want to be clean and if they don't then thats a nasty bitch who you shouldn't be fucking raw, tongue or dick.

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Have you guys been experiencing what I have- that these days a lot of girls want to do things to your ass-rimming, fingering, prostate massage, either external or internal?

Years ago this was fairly rare, now it seems like half the girls I'm with start in on my ass unsolicited, and before I've done anything to theirs. I think a lot of them are seeing this in porn or hearing about it from porn influenced girlfriends and make it part of their sexual menu.

I used to be really resistant to a girl messing with my ass and would jump away if she tried it. But nowadays I've found that if I just stop fighting and let it happen, I'm a lot less uptight and much happier.

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Would you kiss her afterwards, that is the question.

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(10-03-2015 01:28 PM)Foolsgo1d Wrote:  Would you kiss her afterwards, that is the question.

Yes...Why would I not? Once you eat ass, it's "no holds bar" in the bedroom...

P.S...Once did anal raw dog and chick went ass to mouth #Hot

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Fantastic thread.
Pissing myself laughing at the Replies.

Never eaten ass...one time an older broad (I was 22 and she was 39) tossed my salad.
Not a fan.
I concluded that my hole is strictly AC...no DC

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I've only had two girls give me a rimjob, both Brazilian and both unsolicited the first time. The second and most recent went anal to mouth.

I made them both brush their teeth before kissing again.

I have to say I have definitely gotten hornier looking at a finely groomed asshole before, this thread may have convinced me to give it a try with the right female.

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I just moved across the country a little over a week ago and got my first notch in town - and she is easily one of the best looking girls I have ever banged. soft 8.5/10, 5'8", perky soft little B cup titties, sexy hour glass figure, long dark mixed-race Latina/Caucasian hair, and a world-class ass. I'm talking yoga pants Instagram whore style ass.

I've hooked up with her twice now and I can not keep my face out of her nether. I could live between this girl's legs; its insane. Anyway, the second time we hung out I bent her over on the bed and went to town on that ass. Best ass I have ever eaten. So clean, so smooth, and those ass cheeks pressed around my nose and sides of my face were just heaven.

Anyway, I don't think it's any territory she hasn't experienced before and I don't know if it made her fall in love with me - but damn do I love eating a fine ass. Take me down to browntown anyday.

Addendum: I had this idea in my head that black girls did not do anal, but I was hooking up with a Zimbabwean girl for a while earlier this year and I was able to convince her to let me put it in her chocolate startfish when she was on her period. It was great and she didn't hate it either. Before the buttsex happened I told her I would gladly bang through the blood but she told me she didn't want to have sex on her period for religious reasons



Edit: I've never had a girl play with my ass but I don't think I ever want to. I guess its a male pride thing - that's just too submissive for me. I don't want anything entering me in the bedroom. I do the entering. With that said, I have had a girl get her face all up in my taint before and that was pretty decent. Dirty whore.