Post: #426

When you make consistent efforts to be politically incorrect in public, just to keep it alive.

Post: #427

You sit like this on the subway:

Post: #428

When you start buying condoms in bulk form.

Post: #429

(02-03-2016 12:26 AM)Dusty Wrote:  You sit like this on the subway:

WB WB WNB

Post: #430

Suits' lack of love for the albino lizards is apparent.

Post: #431

(02-03-2016 08:34 AM)cascadecombo Wrote:  Suits' lack of love for the albino lizards is apparent.

When I first read Suit's WB analysis, I thought he meant he would bang the two Asian girls, but wouldn't bang the dude. I didn't even notice the white girl in the picture.

Post: #432

(02-03-2016 05:33 AM)Schlep Wrote:  When you start buying condoms in bulk form.

When you stop using condoms and wear your fearless rawdogger badge proudly

Post: #433

When you have to use coded questions/answers and send links to burner email addresses to receive secret locations to meetup for a few drinks with your friends.

Post: #434

When you're demonized by the media as pro-rape neck beards, but the majority of RVF members are some of the best dressed and intelligent people I've met.

Not to mention most of us are 5'10" plus players, students of theology/letters, and businessmen. if I'm going to be demonized as an evil minority, I couldn't have chosen better company.

Post: #435

You get your first rep & see a green number next to your username.

Post: #436

When people sometimes think you're magic.

I was standing outside a coffee shop, having a smoke and shooting the shit with a guy who told me he was a carpenter and showed me a picture on his phone of what he was about to start working on. It looked like a fancy backyard shed, and I told him so.

He said that no, actually it was going to be a condo for a pig and a chicken. I stopped him there and said:

"Wait, don't tell me, let me guess, the person who hired you is an overweight, unmarried woman above forty with a short haircut and a house full of pets."

You should have seen the look on his face, it was as if David Blaine had just made his dick disappear and reappear in his cilantro wrap. He just kept staring at me with this look of amazement and confusion. Finally, it was replaced by a look of false comprehension and he said, with finality:

"You know her."

I told him that I didn't, and he repeated it again, and I denied it again, and the look came back to his face and he said,

"Then how . . .?"

I asked him what other sort of person would build a backyard condo for a a pig and a chicken. He said, okay, but I still think he didn't believe me, and he began telling me how she told him that the pig and the chicken were in love and that she wanted to "give them their own space," and that she was a vegan and believed that we should love animals instead of . . ."

"Fuck!" I said, interrupting him, "I forgot to say she was vegan!" And he just stared at me again. I didn't want to scare him by chanting AB's predictive maxim:

"Hair above the chin, subversion from within."

So I left it at that.

Post: #437

When you actually shake your head at the idiots people in your life thinking theirs an actual rape rally going on.

But they can't come up with a defense saying it's true when you call them out on it.


When you actually meet fellow RVF'ers.


When the shit you learn on here is apart of you flows naturally and fluid when speaking with others, especially females.

Post: #438

When your girlfriend calls you highly worried and the first thing she says is: 'WHAT IS ROOSHV?!? What kind of forum are you reading all the time?!?'

I can't blame her. The media attention freaked me out too.

Post: #439

I'm with our homie cookie dough. I used to read the forum all the time at work. People didn't know what RooshVForum or the logo on the forum meant but now I have to suspect they do.

Post: #440

^ had a similar experience myself.

My GF has never had a go at me about reading ROK or RvF as she knows how important it is to me & the kind of man I have started to become. But she has told me many times that she finds Roosh distasteful etc

After witnessing the media shitstorm & outright lies being pushed by the MSM this week, she has done a complete 180 on the subject & has lost any faith in the information being pushed to us by our guidance counsellors. She has told me multiple times that Roosh's trolling of the Australian media & government has been masterful & we have been laughing our till our guts hurt all week. That 6 min vid of that chunky bitch crying & wailing was the last straw. We laughed & laughed & laughed. It was a real bonding moment.

All she's worried about now is that she might have to visit me in a hospital bed/lock up cell on Sunday.

So, you know your a true RvFer when your GF does all of the above of a rational mind & is now enjoying the shit show. Can't wait to show her this vid too...





Tally ho gents! Lest We Forget.

Post: #441

when you aren't afraid to admit you participate in the RVF forum despite the media outrage.

Post: #442

When you wonder why newbies with no reps and under 50 posts, post in the You Know When You've Become a True RVFer when... thread.

Post: #443

....your dick hurts from too much sex.

Post: #444

... you spend twice as long getting ready for a 'meetup with the boys' than you ever have for a bang.

#rooshbangsMSM

Post: #445

(02-08-2016 01:36 AM)Conscious Pirate Wrote:  ... you spend twice as long getting ready for a 'meetup with the boys' than you ever have for a bang.

I know exactly what you mean.

Post: #446

When you use RVF as a source for new movies to watch.

Post: #447

(02-17-2016 10:00 PM)CleanSlate Wrote:  When you exclusively use RVF as your source for new movies to watch.

Fixed.

Post: #448

(02-04-2016 07:18 PM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  I'm with our homie cookie dough. I used to read the forum all the time at work. People didn't know what RooshVForum or the logo on the forum meant but now I have to suspect they do.

I had RvF on my phone at work today when a homosexual walked up, and this was on my screen. I was terrified he would see it. What could I do "no, no, no, its a misogynist neomasculine site on how to smash bitches and laugh at fat feminists, not a homosexual site!"



Fortunately, he didn't see it.

Post: #449

When the words "flag" and "Game" has started to get new meanings

Post: #450

(02-17-2016 10:38 PM)Suits Wrote:  

(02-17-2016 10:00 PM)CleanSlate Wrote:  When you exclusively use RVF as your source for new movies and books

Fixed.

And this is applies to me