I'm going to Kochi (Cochin) India next week. Waiting on electronic visa now.

It looks like a manageable introduction to India for me, I've never been there. I'll stay in that area, within Kerala.

I just dumped a Filipina who wanted me to impregnate her during a Dubai stopover. Upon reflection, did not seem like a good idea. She took it ok.

Nothing but rain in Houston. Most flights are canceled. I am sleeping on the ground at the airport tonight. Hope they don't lose my bag tomorrow.

Is it starting to rain all throughout SEA? God damn I've missed it.

I was in Mui Ne for two nights last week. The beaches are nasty. Trash everywhere in the water and on the sand. I think the beaches owned by resorts are cleaner, but I forgot my passport and had to take a hotel 5 miles between the beaches in Phan Thiet and Mui Ne. Despite that little setback, I would definitely come back here in the future. Soon.

The quality of the tourists here is soooo much better than District 1 in Saigon. I attribute the increase 100% to the high number of Russian girls in Mui Ne. All of the signs on the main stretch are in Vietnamese, English and Russian. I usually don't like touristy places like that, but it's pretty cool. I was here during Vietnam's second major holiday--last week was King's Day, Reunification Day and Labor Day, so the town was packed to the gills with Vietnamese tourists.

And despite the fact that it's really touristy and I went during a holiday, the prices weren't that bad. Food costs about the same as Saigon. I rarely say this, but the scenery was breathtaking. Ignoring the dirty beaches, the intersection of the ocean, the sandy hillsides next to the beach, and the red dunes further inland are out of this world. You could probably clean up here in a decent guesthouse on the beach if you focused on tourists.

And if you do come here from Saigon, make sure you take the coastal roads instead of the god-awful highway 1A. It's worth the extra couple hours.

So I'm arriving to Munich in a week.
Anyone who got any great intel on that city?

Will probably be there for a week or so.

Fucking love Munich.

Didn't you already go there for Oktoberfest and nearly lose your life...?

Or was that some other chaotic guy? haha

^ Hah, no. Last year I went to a festival close to Frankfurt. Things should not end up that nasty this time. Never been to Munich and neither to Oktoberfest.

You've been there?

American girls be like:

I am in Cannes (in Provence, France) at the moment, during the market/festival. Absolute ton of tail here, and was wondering if any online apps would work well as pursuit Tinder is disappointing and tantan gets zero hits (despite the heavy chinese presence here at the festival).

Any thoughts?

..

Doesn't wechat have a proximity feature that matches you with wechat users nearby?

Has anyone ever been to Cascavel in Brazil? My employer is sending me down there for a week-long consulting assignment.

For phone apps, as CR mentioned, the people nearby feature on WeChat can work quite well, and has less hookers on it since the nationwide sin crackdown last february. Your experience, of course, may vary.

I've only used TanTan in the US and Europe, but I am told the results are excellent in China. I'd give it a shot - not so easy to set up without some mandarin tho (or some help).

(05-15-2015 06:45 PM)BallsDeep Wrote:  Global,

Is Tantan the best dating app for China?

I'm in Ningbo and tried tinder and there is one girl in the entire city.

(05-16-2015 02:49 AM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  Doesn't wechat have a proximity feature that matches you with wechat users nearby?

(12-14-2013 08:00 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  Some Cambodian guys are so fucking ambiguously gay it annoys the shit out of me. I can handle a somewhat feminine streak in an Asian guy but these dudes keep asking for my Facebook and then they'll send me little gay memes that really leave me questioning...

For instance this guy keeps hitting me up to meet him for dinner and he's already weirding me out but I'm trying not to jump to conclusions. I'm thinking of just making an excuse but then I tell him give me an hour or so and hit me up and we'll go.

He sends me a meme of this fucking photo:



And a message saying "Ok if u sure I wait u."

I'm thinking....wtf

So after a long pause I send him back - "Ok but why are you sending me a girl photo? Are you a lady now?"

I figure let's get this shit out on the table before it goes too far, right?

In his defense I think he kind of shit his pants when he realized he was coming across as a homo. "No no no no I am man for sure!"

LOL

I'm used to these weird little moments with some Southeast Asian guys but I swear sometimes you wonder where the fuck they get this shit. I mean, what is gayer than sending that pic above to a guy? Even if that was cool in your culture, you'd think the word would spread pretty quick that straight white boys just don't...uh...communicate that way.

Get a grip, Cambodia.

On another note though, his reaction reminds me of something I always pull on the tuk tuk drivers when I'm walking down the street. In Siem Reap at night time, every block has some guy on a motorbike or in a tuk tuk asking you if you want a whore.

"Hey man, you want boom boom?" In their creepy little sex-selling whisper.

Shit gets annoying after a while but eventually I decided to just start fucking with them. I like to give them this look of shock and wave my hands in protest and say "No! I don't boom boom with Man."

hahaha Some just start cracking up, but you should see the look on some of their faces when it crosses their mind that I might think they're offering me the ahole. Mouth drops open when it clicks and they start verbally scrambling - "No no man not boom boom me! I mean lady!"

lol Shit always makes my night.

You gotta shake things up out here.

That's honestly some fun shit to do after you get tired of ignoring them for who knows how long.

Although, I will never ever get used to the grannys in Osaka trying to sell me happy ending massages.

Arrived in Belgrade with a whole day free to explore around before boarding my flight.

Got disgusted by the complete absence of even remotely usable toilets anywhere in the very heart of the city (including both public and business ones!!!), gave up and went to the airport early to enjoy some international standards. Now I have some time to kill but at least I can perform my bodily functions without puking.

I don't know what's the deal with Serbia and shit, but honestly I've seen and used better-maintained pit latrines than their "toilets".

(05-07-2015 09:47 AM)Chaos Wrote:  ^ Hah, no. Last year I went to a festival close to Frankfurt. Things should not end up that nasty this time. Never been to Munich and neither to Oktoberfest.

You've been there?

I heard the best Oktoberfest is in Stuttgart, not Munich. Much more authentic, and not played out and touristy. Haven't been though.

Any Kiwi guys here on the forum?
PM me.

Well, I know one fella that's not sleeping alone tonight...

   

TOP THAT MOTHERFUCKERS!

Landing a short while ago at Haneda, I stepped off the plane and pulled a Pope JP2 --


After being away for four weeks -- with stops in Madrid, Berlin, Chicago, DC, Knoxville, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, and NYC -- I am exhausted but happy to be home.

Now if I don't get down to servicing the harem forthwith, they will soon be in open revolt...

Have any of you guys noticed "men" wearing these horrible harem pants?



I actually laughed out loud at a stop light yesterday because there was a group of three limp-wristed effeminate backpackers wearing these. 95% of western women already wear these in Saigon, but this is a new low. Also saw a tourist wearing an ao dai top with denim shorts. So fucking disgraceful.

On a positive note, my new best joke in Vietnamese is to put on a surprised face and shout "So fat!!!" whenever a wildebeest stamps down the sidewalk. Gets 'em every time.

(07-26-2015 11:15 AM)Sweet Pea Wrote:  Have any of you guys noticed "men" wearing these horrible harem pants?



I actually laughed out loud at a stop light yesterday because there was a group of three limp-wristed effeminate backpackers wearing these. 95% of western women already wear these in Saigon, but this is a new low. Also saw a tourist wearing an ao dai top with denim shorts. So fucking disgraceful.

On a positive note, my new best joke in Vietnamese is to put on a surprised face and shout "So fat!!!" whenever a wildebeest stamps down the sidewalk. Gets 'em every time.

I have a pair...

Although in my defence, they're the extra baggy MC Hammer parachute pants style and Beyond Border's bird bought them for me.

Good for kicking about the apartment cos they're comfy as fuck and plenty of air for the old cock and bollocks on a hot day. Would never wear them outside the house tho...

^ What...in the actual....fuck? My "bird" was buying you shit?

You sandbaggin' sonofabitch!

haha, I just reread that. Sounded slightly different from what was intended.

Either way, these pants are the business. I'm actually wearing them right now

I'm 100% just giving you shit. Haha

The pants looked nice on you, buddy.

I collect pajama pants, kind of. I have a collection of first class pjs from flights and some well worn pairs in flannel, egyptian cotton. I wore a pair of pinstriped cotton ones on a recent boat trip in Panama after I changed out of my swim suit. ICGAF. Comfort is king.

Lest we forget (and I don't want to start a debate about the causes/outcomes of the war), the Viet Cong beat back the Americans in the 70's whilst wearing pajamas. That's power.