Planning to head up to Chiang Mai and a couple other places in the north to visit friends in about a week. If anyone is living up there still, hit me with a pm.

(07-26-2015 11:15 AM)Sweet Pea Wrote:  On a positive note, my new best joke in Vietnamese is to put on a surprised face and shout "So fat!!!" whenever a wildebeest stamps down the sidewalk. Gets 'em every time.

LOL I was doing the same thing while in Saigon. Whenever I was chillin with a Viet girl and saw a fat Westerner I'd point and say "Rat Map!" and have the girl rolling laughing.

When the SE Asian whores swarm on me in clubs, I like to pat them on the belly with the back of my hand and ask if they have a baby.

(08-01-2015 03:35 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  When the SE Asian whores swarm on me in clubs, I like to pat them on the belly with the back of my hand and ask if they have a baby.

Jesus, thank you. I can't wait to use that.

RIslander: next time say map qua instead of rat map. Rat means "really" but qua means like "too much!" or "sooooo much." So drop a huge "map quaaAAAAA!" and thank me later.

I gave one of those at the travel agency last time I got my visa renewed and had both of the agents rolling.

For advanced level assholery, Say "Dit map qua!!!" for "what a huge ass!"

(08-01-2015 06:53 AM)Sweet Pea Wrote:  

(08-01-2015 03:35 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  When the SE Asian whores swarm on me in clubs, I like to pat them on the belly with the back of my hand and ask if they have a baby.

Jesus, thank you. I can't wait to use that.

haha Don't be surprised if it just makes them wet.

(08-01-2015 06:56 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

(08-01-2015 06:53 AM)Sweet Pea Wrote:  

(08-01-2015 03:35 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  When the SE Asian whores swarm on me in clubs, I like to pat them on the belly with the back of my hand and ask if they have a baby.

Jesus, thank you. I can't wait to use that.

haha Don't be surprised if it just makes them wet.

"No, you give?"

(08-01-2015 06:53 AM)Sweet Pea Wrote:  RIslander: next time say map qua instead of rat map. Rat means "really" but qua means like "too much!" or "sooooo much." So drop a huge "map quaaAAAAA!" and thank me later.
For advanced level assholery, Say "Dit map qua!!!" for "what a huge ass!"

Haha that is great. I'm pretty sure 50% of the laughing was at how bad my Vietnamese is though.

(08-01-2015 12:20 PM)RIslander Wrote:  

(08-01-2015 06:53 AM)Sweet Pea Wrote:  RIslander: next time say map qua instead of rat map. Rat means "really" but qua means like "too much!" or "sooooo much." So drop a huge "map quaaAAAAA!" and thank me later.
For advanced level assholery, Say "Dit map qua!!!" for "what a huge ass!"

Haha that is great. I'm pretty sure 50% of the laughing was at how bad my Vietnamese is though.

It's all good, Vietnamese love giving an A for effort when speaking their language. You could completely butcher the simplest greeting and they would still say you speak like a native.

(08-03-2015 05:51 AM)Sweet Pea Wrote:  It's all good, Vietnamese love giving an A for effort when speaking their language. You could completely butcher the simplest greeting and they would still say you speak like a native.

I went to a restaurant with a group of 10 or so expats and a few of them spoke semi-fluent Vietnamese. We had Viet dudes coming over to the table to see "these white guys that spoke Vietnamese" and introducing them to their female friends/girlfriends/sisters. These guys enjoyed near rockstar status.

If this guy isn't on the forum he sure fucking needs to be......

https://www.facebook.com/FockaWhooFockaY...150140667/

(08-04-2015 09:52 AM)ElJefe1 Wrote:  If this guy isn't on the forum he sure fucking needs to be......

https://www.facebook.com/FockaWhooFockaY...150140667/

I was watching his videos yesterday. My brother was born and raised in Texas and his roommate posted it on Facebook.

Found this on flyer talk..

THE BROKEN-HEART
We were on our way to Paris on a Boeing 777 in June, packed to the gills. We had one cute college couple squished in the center of Coach, but they were happy as they could be because they were gong to Europe for the first time. Together! In love! For the whole summer! Birds were chirping over their heads. They were to spend the first month on the farm of a French exchange-student friend. They were adorable.

About halfway through the flight, I entered the back galley to find the girl huddled in a corner, face buried in the crevice between two jumpseats. Within moments she was sobbing into my neck.

Several of us flight attendants spent the next couple of hours with her in our arms as she hyperventilated her story. The boyfriend had chosen this moment to tell her that he’d been cheating on her with the French girl they were going to stay with. He hadn’t told her before because he didn’t want her to miss out on Europe, and she should still stay on the farm with them because, according to him, “It would all be cool.”

She wanted to turn around and go straight home upon landing. We told her not to, to instead demand the bulk of the travel money they’d saved up together so she could afford to continue her planned travel solo and not be trapped at the farm with them. We understood she was both devastated and nervous about traveling alone, but she should absolutely let his jerk move ruin this opportunity for her. It was one she might never get again. We spent the rest of the flight advising on alternative European travel plans and giving the jerk side-eye.

   

Frequent travelers I could use some help...


I was looking to buy flights from City A to City C. 100% of the flights have a layover in City B.

Instead of waiting at the airport for a few hours and then boarding my flight to City C, I figured why not spend the night in City B, book a cheap hotel, run some tourist game, and then fly to City C the next day. So my "layover" would be a "lay over."

Win-win situation.

When I try to book this as a multi-city trip, the cost is hundreds of dollars more. Is there any way to avoid this?

^^I am going to west palm beach for a wedding in a couple of weeks so I was looking at either buying a ticket or using my rewards. I ended up using points but I exhausted all options in terms of just paying for my flight.

So from Dtw to pbi it was 350 with one stop on my main airline. Here were my options and prices..
Fly from Dtw to iAd for 90 and then iAd to pbi for 200..not bad but that doesn't include baggage fees
I also thought about flying to IAD and then flying to Miami or fll and then renting a car to drive up to west palm beach (3ish hours). Not a bad idea as I do want some sort of transportation while I'm there but the price wasn't much cheaper. I checked if there was some sort of public transportation or train but I decided against that.

Those are the only two options I could think of at the moment in your case. Just remember that you can fed ex or UPS your luggage to the location of your choice. Just ask for a return label for the luggage when you depart and have your hotel or someone drop off your luggage when it's time to go.

   

Coincidence?

I think not...

(08-13-2015 02:17 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  Coincidence?

I think not...

BB : These examples show me that you are going to have some difficulties with your trademark battle...

Better start saving up funds.

Last weekend I had sex in taxi driving along Sukhumvit around 2 am.

It started off with just a blowjob and when the driver seemed oblivious or uncaring I started going down on her. This must have been obvious but again he didn't seem to care or was oblivious. At this point she sits on my lap in the backseat and slides my dick in her pussy. And proceeds to slowly bounce up and down on it for at least 5 minutes. I'm sure the cab driver has be to aware of whats happening but he doesn't care so we just keep on going until we reach my place.

I didn't wrap my dick during the taxi sex and was worried I might have got something since she was a slut and sure enough the two days later I have a big bump on the shaft of my dick that itches pretty bad. I'm kind of worried for a few days but today its gone and I realize that because its rainy season it was just a mosquito bite which had given me the scare. #SEAproblems

^ Great story but not really sure what gave you the idea she was a slut...

Bacon's stories are the best

They have me in tears laughing

Great to see this legendary thread alive and kicking again.

I am noticing a trend...guys with few posts and no rep points starting new threads on asking questions about where to go without contributing to the Forum first. This didn't fly in the old days.

Text from a Filipina I blocked a month ago when she asked me for money.

"Can we meet to talk? I'm pregnant! This is a serious thing."

Nice try. Text deleted and new number blocked.

Heading back to the states for a couple of weeks to spend some time with the fam so I figured I'd do a bit of preswiping and the first thing I see is a fat girls profile and I quote.....

"Im a BBW and lead a healthy lifestyle and am perfectly happy with myself, are you" ????

Met up with Il Bersagliere today. Cool guy, it's awesome seeing the dark side take over once people see all a life abroad has to offer.

"Well, I was going to leave next week but I'm thinking about staying longer..."

As in, forever.