Post: #226

After I banged this girl we were lying in bed and she said

"You have a good looking dick"

I felt like Hank Moody for a couple days after she said that.


Some more

"Are you circumcised?" Clearly I am!

"You've given me something I havn't had in years!" After banging the 50 yearold

"You have a Tom Brady face" Very attractive random girl at strip club. Not a stripper or employee there.

"You seem judgmental" Said an ugly girl

"Do you like tongue rings?" said a girl with a tongue ring

"You should .visit me at Tech, you can climb Mount *****ly!" I never visited her and she had a kid like a year later. Her last name is what I censored. She named her dorm room bunk bed Mount *****ly.

"Put that away! " Also said by the texas tech girl. I still remember the look on her face! It was great. What happened was I followed her and her friend into my roommates bathroom while we were having a party. We made out in the shower while her friend was peeing. Then we got out and she started peeing and I went to the sink and whipped out my dick and acted like I was goinf to pee in the sink

Post: #227

"I liked when you grabbed my hair pushing it all the way in."

"I could've sucked you all night."

"This is your pussy"

Post: #228

Husky girl talking about cookies "Cookies are good for you.. I eat cookies every week."

Post: #229

I was supposed to visit a fuckbuddy last weekend, but something happened and I could not visit her.

She was upset and sent me the following message:

"I would have fucked you like a wild rabbit..."

Post: #230

You are in Belize. You should have as much fun as you want.
- suppose to be my cousin, her grandmother was adopted by my great grandmother

Post: #231

"Thanks for a lovely night. I enjoyed meeting you, and your body "

Post: #232

picked up a girl in marbella years ago when i was 17/18

aussie who was working at a beach stand

met her in a bar; said something stupid to her like " are you an aboriginal?" (she was of indian ancestry)

later on, after we banged, I asked her "why did you let me get with you after saying something so stupid?" (not exact wording)

she said I had said to her when we were at the bar that I would rather buy her a drink on her birthday (it was that night) than waste it at fancy clubs/bars; she said at that moment she knew i was gonna get in her panties and she even offered the commentary that "women get all excited about random things guys say"

very educational for me

working tat the hospital i once said to a nurse 15 years older than me (in response to her saying the coffee maker was a pain) "sometimes pain can be pleasure.....(after a long pause) what i mean is, i really like coffee"

she later text paged me that she wanted to get together that night; hit it that night at her place

(OK that last one is something I said)

Post: #233

"You hurt me you went to deep."

Post: #234

"I don't think I'm going to shower tonight. I love to have your smell all over me"

Post: #235

After doing the deed: "I smell like blowjob."

Post: #236

"Just lay back, I want to say goodbye to it." preceding a 30-minute blowjob before she left to Israel for good.

"I love how you just throw me around and take me whenever you want me."

Post: #237

"My ass is yours"

Post: #238

You walk like you got a big dick.

Post: #239

Can someone please translate: "Do anything you want!"

Post: #240

(02-25-2014 02:20 PM)calihunter Wrote:  Can someone please translate: "Do anything you want!"

Discuss safe words, work your way up, she probably wants to be ragdolled/thrown around/feel powerless to your masculine strength/domination. There's a lot of stuff on Danger & Play's blog and in some of the various threads here. Can start with tying her up with a silk tie or more innocuous things like blindfolding, then as far as you want to go. Anal, busting on her face, etc... if you haven't already are all basic kink stuff that she's probably considering/wants you to try.

Post: #241

"rofl what?"

"I had to run to the bathroom"

"HUGE load"

Post: #242

'can I watch you do some pushups before I leave?'

Immediate validation of every rep I've ever done at the gym -- to look good naked.

Post: #243

"ay papi"

Post: #244

"Yes, sir."

Post: #245

"I thought this was mutherfucking date! Goddamn it Christian do your buddies always have to show up?!"

"Yes doll. My boys are my boys. These are my goddamn brothers. Deal with it."

I would fucking DIE for my brothers. Idgaf any bitch that has a problem with that can DELETE my mutherfucking number.

Post: #246

One time I was laying in bed with this girl. In a soft voice she said "will you PLEASE fuck me???" I couldn't say no to that

Post: #247

I was projecting maybe 20% cologne and 80% post-concert body odor/horniness/pheromones (I don't ever use deodorant), and this chick I was semi-hitting on touched my chest and said "Ziltoid, you smell good!"

Minor leagues, I know, but it was a nice ego boost.
Have not banged her...
...Yet.

Post: #248

"wow your cum is actually tasty, do you eat pineapples?" -girl that blew me at the office two days ago

Post: #249

Sleeping with this Indian chick when I was 16. Chick went: I want you impregnate me...: I should have seen that she was batshit crazy. But nooo my dick had to lead the way haha

Post: #250

"I didn't think I was going to have sex today."