Post: #276

"'Papi, if you let me, I will take care of you for the rest of my fucking life."

Post: #277

"You are real man. Big strong man. England is full of metrosexuals". EE chick

Post: #278

"I'm the woman and you're the man. You will always have my support, and I'll offer my opinions, but you make the decisions." -native Arab lady I once dated.

"I love how you take control, it's such a huge turn on. You definitely are a Leo. Seriously, you're amazing. I'm at your every whim. You say jump and I ask how high."- Surprisingly that came from an American girl.

Post: #279

"That was one of the first things that I noticed about you. I don't mean to sound proud, but, I usually get a lot of compliments. So when we were first talking and you didn't say me any compliments, I wondered if you didn't like me. Probably better that you didn't."

And later...

"I had to ask you if I looked pretty in my prom dress before you said anything!"

Wald

Post: #280

"You think you're special because you have really big balls."
(I had previously explained to her that a new study showed big-balled men are less likely to stick around after having kids. I doubt the hamster retained that information.)

Post: #281

"I am your dirty little submissive slut."

Post: #282

While I was thrusting on top of her missionary:

"My legs and my arms are numb, my whole body." With creeping moans in between.

Post: #283

"I love you."

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww...

And now back to your regularly scheduled douchebagery.

Post: #284

"I love feeling your muscles when you fuck me"

Post: #285

"Do me a favour and fuck me from behind"

Post: #286

"You know you have a black girl's ass right?"

I'm a white dude.

-Hawk

Post: #287

(06-09-2014 09:02 PM)HawkWrites Wrote:  "You know you have a black girl's ass right?"

I'm a white dude.

-Hawk

Hah!

Been told that also. Ghetto booty. Or they wish they had a butt like me.

Wald

Post: #288

(06-09-2014 09:42 PM)Walderschmidt Wrote:  

(06-09-2014 09:02 PM)HawkWrites Wrote:  "You know you have a black girl's ass right?"

I'm a white dude.

-Hawk

Hah!

Been told that also. Ghetto booty. Or they wish they had a butt like me.

Wald

Hell, I take it as a compliment. She couldn't keep her hands off my ass!

-Hawk

Post: #289

Korean girl "you're not local right?"
Me" no why?"
Korean girl "local boys aernt so handsome"

Post: #290

"Wanna come see my Christmas tree?" Said a woman I was on a first date with last December. Gotta love girl game!

Post: #291

"I've missed your dick." (f-buddy who came back into the rotation this summer)

Post: #292

Walking side by side, she's staring at me smiling...

Me: "Why are you cheesing so hard?"

Her: "You walk like a pimp"

Post: #293

"Where are you when I need a hard fuck"
"All my holes belong to you master"
<text from her> "Well I'm going to do something really kinky. I'm about to put this plug in, and go make some bacon and eggs. Thought I'd share that."
"I love being your filthy little sex slave"

All from the same girl. She likes it rough.

I like that.

Post: #294

While I have a bit of a gut, at my pudgiest (while she has a really damn in shape/nice body), I'm sweating bullets fucking her, but doing my best to fuck her well despite being out of shape:

her: "You're sooooooooooo sexy"

AO to himself: *BOING*

Post: #295

'Hey Baby, i've just cut my hair 5.5 inches, it's safe to say it won't dangle in your face whilst I'm shagging you'

'I am going to take the morning after pill because i'm stressing'

' If I had your Babies, they would fucking rule the world, you have amazing genes'

' I've never been on the pill before but it will kick in soon, then you can cum inside me and I've never had that feeling before' 17 year old virgin

' Hey sexy, any tips for better blowjobs? I want to be best you've ever had'

' I'm aching like a bitch, next time we'll have to use lube if you want to do anal again'

' hey, I don't mind cleaning for you. Just try and make it smell less'

' Do you wanna come over and fuck me, I'm really hungry for your big cock'

' omg, Nobody has ever made me squirt like that before, it gushed right down my legs'

' Mate, you fuck different girls on the same day and your proud. I'm not your Hoar'

' I can't believe you shared me with your mate, you're a little Pimp. But I love you because your not the jealous type'.

' I would happily be your baby mama'

' We are going to have beautiful babies, if this test comes out positive' *luckily it didn't*

' Thanks for last night baby, I haven't been fucked like that in 6 months, well to be honest ever'

A CLizzy

Post: #296

'I want to give you a 10 minute kiss so you never forget about me'

Sometimes it's the emotional words rather than outbursts of pleasure that are more memorable in my opinion.

Post: #297

"You've played me more than I could have played myself."

Post: #298

This thread made me think of this:

"I wish I was resting on your chest right now"

Is it beta for me to like that?

Post: #299

"I just want to be covered in your cum."

and this gem, that just happened an hour ago:

"Would you please fuck my ass tonight?"

Post: #300

"How am I in your bed, with my shirt off? This is how you do it, isn't it? This is how you do it with all the girls!"

(to her credit, it was precisely the same routine I ran with every girl the whole summer)