Favorite Things That Girls Have Said to You
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Remington 路 2015-12-15 13:16:00 路 #405
I was out in Baltimore this past weekend chatting up a couple girls at a bar in Fells Point. Don't remember what we were talking about but one of the girls said "You remind me of Ron Swanson, except much taller and no mustache."
I liked that.
I liked that.
Roardog 路 2015-12-17 18:08:00 路 #406
Every time a girl says "thank you" after we have sex is always quite nice to hear.
Some recent highlights:
"I don't remember what sex was like before you"
"I can't feel my legs"
"You very good guy!"
Some recent highlights:
"I don't remember what sex was like before you"
"I can't feel my legs"
"You very good guy!"
MarkusA 路 2015-12-17 22:06:00 路 #407
"Thank you"
me: "thank you what?"
"thank you sir"
me: "what for?"
"thank you sir for fucking me"
she was really into dominant men.
me: "thank you what?"
"thank you sir"
me: "what for?"
"thank you sir for fucking me"
she was really into dominant men.
"Fuck me like the little slut I am"
Gets me teared up every time!
Gets me teared up every time!
Vincent Chase 路 2015-12-23 12:59:00 路 #409
"I'm an hour late because I was getting gangbanged by 20 guys"
CleanSlate 路 2015-12-23 13:05:00 路 #410
Vincent Chase 路 2015-12-23 14:24:00 路 #411
It was just an ultimate form of shit test, she was looking to see how I'd react. She was all over me later.
HighSpeed_LowDrag 路 2015-12-23 21:19:00 路 #412
"I can feel your heartbeat inside me." Said by a girl I had just finished inside of.
I have no clue why, but that's the hottest thing a girl has ever said to me during sex.
I have no clue why, but that's the hottest thing a girl has ever said to me during sex.
"I can still feel you inside me"
Said 24 hours later.
Said 24 hours later.
JohnnyAppleSeeds 路 2015-12-23 23:15:00 路 #414
This is through Google translation,
"His indomitable animal way, fierce sex at the beginning made me (shocked face emoji) but then I liked very much. It seemed that you really would not let me live. That would kill me in bed. His eyes and breathing..." I don't have the rest but I believe she went on to say combined with my muscles and sweat I resembled a viscous animal.
This was after a SNL, Brazilian.
"You own me."
Same girl.
Then of course the common stuff like "in my mouth", "you haven't given me a facial in a while", "I cleaned up and made breakfast while you slept".
"His indomitable animal way, fierce sex at the beginning made me (shocked face emoji) but then I liked very much. It seemed that you really would not let me live. That would kill me in bed. His eyes and breathing..." I don't have the rest but I believe she went on to say combined with my muscles and sweat I resembled a viscous animal.
This was after a SNL, Brazilian.
"You own me."
Same girl.
Then of course the common stuff like "in my mouth", "you haven't given me a facial in a while", "I cleaned up and made breakfast while you slept".
Llama 路 2015-12-24 07:36:00 路 #415
After a comment going something like "I think girls that don't like me are fucked in the head. But that's just my opinion :3"
"Wow you're really quite confident aren't you
It's
Really quite attractive"
"Wow you're really quite confident aren't you
It's
Really quite attractive"
Horus 路 2015-12-24 09:45:00 路 #416
Texted the day after:
My vag is still sore, but it's a good kind of sore.
My vag is still sore, but it's a good kind of sore.
Mujeriego 路 2015-12-24 10:15:00 路 #417
"It's yours" (meaning her pussy not a kid haha)
CameraXL 路 2015-12-24 10:36:00 路 #418
"Your stamina is unbelievable."
"I've got muscle ache in my vagina."
"I've got muscle ache in my vagina."
Robert Plant 路 2015-12-24 14:52:00 路 #419
New, much younger woman: "You're the third guy I've been with and the first one to make me feel good!".
Sidney Crosby 路 2015-12-28 00:20:00 路 #420
My sister said "It's bigger than Dads"
FunkCoup 路 2015-12-28 05:06:00 路 #421
No, stop!
straightarrow 路 2015-12-28 17:13:00 路 #422
Girl telling me she loved me and missed me.
2 minutes later she is texting the fake guy I created telling him she could not wait to meet him. I almost drove off the road yellin fuckin whore.
2 minutes later she is texting the fake guy I created telling him she could not wait to meet him. I almost drove off the road yellin fuckin whore.
MrXY 路 2015-12-28 22:09:00 路 #423
StrikeBack 路 2015-12-29 18:35:00 路 #424
"How did you manage that??" - said after an all-nighter, and me having a large cast on my arm.
Girl stayed overnight and slept in my apartment, after 5 rounds, while I went to work. Dropped back at lunch to find her sleeping on the floor yoga mat. "The bed smells like you, and so does the couch, it makes me too horny to go to sleep."
"All day at work I can still feel you here, here, here and here" - pointing at various spots all the way from her pussy to her head.
"You own me"
Girl stayed overnight and slept in my apartment, after 5 rounds, while I went to work. Dropped back at lunch to find her sleeping on the floor yoga mat. "The bed smells like you, and so does the couch, it makes me too horny to go to sleep."
"All day at work I can still feel you here, here, here and here" - pointing at various spots all the way from her pussy to her head.
"You own me"
"I'm calling the police."
Floridian1 路 2016-02-24 09:48:00 路 #426
Said to me last night....
"Ok...we had sex on the 2nd date. I guess that makes me a slut."
"Ok...we had sex on the 2nd date. I guess that makes me a slut."
CleanSlate 路 2016-02-24 09:49:00 路 #427
"You have online business? Can I be your sexytary?"
MrXY 路 2016-02-24 12:03:00 路 #428
"Sex with you is just so..........animalistic......
spygoat 路 2016-02-25 01:44:00 路 #429
'I have never came like that before'
'Your ambition in life is why you fuck girls like me and my friends' (from what I'd call a solid 9)
'Your ambition in life is why you fuck girls like me and my friends' (from what I'd call a solid 9)