Post: #101

(10-24-2013 09:49 AM)Vicious Wrote:  "I want to have your abortion"

*gagging sounds*

'God, I haven't been fucked like that since middle school.'


Also: 'Your half of the abortion comes to $XY.'
Way better than the alternative.

Post: #102

"You're bass playing made my pussy wet." I just about choked on my drink.
"Oh my god I love your cock, I love your cock...I want you to come inside me..." same girl later that night.
"You really tore me up"

A non-verbal favorite is when you tell her "let's get out of here" and she shakes her head yes while biting her lower lip.

One good one where I didn't get anything but it made an awesome story:
Her: I'll give you a pity blowjob you if you don't want to see me again.
Me: um......OK.
Her: Get out.
Me: Sure thing. Are you going to pay for your drinks?
Her: Get the fuck out.

Post: #103

"I wish my boyfriend did that."

"You make me feel so girly."

"You're the right kind of abusive."

"Fuck you asshole! I hate that I like you so much!"

Post: #104

"Your penis tastes like soap."

I took a shower about 15 minutes before she showed up. Just washing your mouth out girl.

Post: #105

You want me to lick your asshole baby?


That was before I was comfortable with it. A salad tosser is a keeper.

Post: #106

"When I see you, my pussy starts to twitch."

Post: #107

I'm sitting on my couch alpha sprawled like kevin spacey on the cover of House of Cards.

Me: "Come here." I have a bastard grin on my face.

Her: "No!" Falsely indignant no, comes over smiling anyways.

Post: #108

Great thread. Here's my top 10:

10. As I'm on the phone with my mom she yells: "Hey Mrs. [my last name], I just fucked your son." Mom wasn't impressed.

9. When I pulled out a condom: "Yes! We're responsible adults!"

8. "Just so you know, I'm a squirter."

7. (in an odd tone reminiscent of an elementary school teacher talking to a student) "I want you to cum in my mouth. Can you do that for me?"

6. "Well, you came in my hair. Guess we're staying in tonight."

5. "How about instead of going to the gym, you come over and bang me instead?"

4. After meeting MikeCF in person: "If you try any of that choking stuff your friend was talking about, we're breaking up."

3. "Did you really just give me the shocker?"

2. "That was like getting fucked by the Statue of David."

And my all-time favorite, although it wasn't actually said to me:

I was banging a girl so hard that my bed rolled into the middle of the floor (bed had wheels, hardwood floor). The downstairs neighbors (both female) started pounding on the ceiling with a broom handle. She got off my dick, threw on a coat (pussy clearly visible), marched down to the neighbors' door and yells "I AM TRYING TO HAVE A FUCKING ORGASM HERE SO STOP POUNDING ON THE GODDAMN CELING!" Never heard a word from the neighbors again.

Post: #109

Last night, we are getting ready for bed. It's really hot in my place right now, and we just fucked and she's laying on her stomach on the bed, and I'm looking around for the sheet.

She's like: "what are you looking for?"

I find the sheet, and start put it on us by covering up her ass, and she says, referring to her ass:

"Why do you want to cover up perfection?!"

I paused, and thought to myself that it was a good question.

Post: #110

last night 1 minute before I got my nice little new gym chick notch.

Her: "I knew I had to have you the moment I laid eyes on you"

bitch played games for almost 2 months (married)

Post: #111

"Whenever you walk in my house or you send me sexy texts at work I get wet. It's embarrassing"

Also gotten Bronan's one "Just so you know,or( "I should tell you") I'm a squirter"

Post: #112

(10-29-2013 08:33 PM)MrXY Wrote:  "Whenever you walk in my house or you send me sexy texts at work I get wet. It's embarrassing"

Also gotten Bronan's one "Just so you know,or( "I should tell you") I'm a squirter"

I had one girl complain to me that she lost her job because of that crazy thing I did with my hand (made her squirt using spiderman hand), and that she was

"leaking all over"

She was fiery croatian model who worked at a lingerie shop, and she was nuts.

Post: #113

My favorite: "Seriously, I'm going to smell like cum at work."

This was said as she was putting on her scrubs to go work at a women's health clinic. Love it.

Post: #114

"You're like, very smart, but also, you're really challenging. You make me think when I say something, and, not many people can do that."

This was a early success into learning the power of asking women "why" when they say shit, or do shit, or even have an opinion about shit. Always nice to know direct feedback from your conquered pussy that your social learnings have come into effect.

Post: #115

Girl: I've never kissed someone as dark as you.
Me: And I've never kissed someone as white as you. (She was a red head - very pale.)

Girls: Do you want to come with us to the party?
Me: Don't you think I am little too old for you? (They were about 18 - 22)
Girls: Whisper to each other, then: Well, if you add us together I am sure we would be old enough

Russian girl: Don't you think I am attractive?
Me: Of course. (She was.)
Russian girl: So why are you so far away? (I was about one foot from her on the bed.)

Me: Would you like to have my cherry? (The cherry in my cocktail drink.)
Girl: No, but you can have mine (With a sly knowing smile.)

Me: Do you remember me?
Girl: Yes, you are the guy whose dick didn't work. She makes a drooping gesture with her finger.
Me: Well, actually that's what I wanted to talk to you about. Maybe we could try again?

Girl: (standing by my car door as I was about to take her home, just met her that night) Promise me you won't fuck me tonight.
Me: Obviously, you think too highly of my abilities - get in the car.

Post: #116

I am 40 and a 22 year old on date with me earlier this week said ,

" I hate boys my age, they have no class. I have been told I am very mature for my age and I enjoy the company of cultured and educated men "

I was so satisfying to hear the same from a girl rather then from a RVF brother preaching, Preach On Girl and solidify the RVF mantra, Young girls like older guys, period.

Post: #117

"These tits won't fuck themselves"

Post: #118

"I hope you don't think I'm a whore now"
(After fucking her and making say things like "fuck me hard" etc...)

Post: #119

"How is this POSSIBLE??"
-- While she's on top and cumming, after fucking for a good while.

Post: #120

Girl (furiously trying to jerk off stubborn whiskey dick): What's wrong with you?
Charlie: Jussst...use yourmouth.
Girl (look of complete exasperation): I HATE YOU.

(girl puts dick in mouth)

Post: #121

Some good ones on here and for the dude who says he used to make chicks squirt before fucking them, share your tips...

NOTE, this isn't to brag more so to INSPIRE and also CONFIRM why I know I'm the OPPORTUNITY...

COMMON (Atleast a few times a month)
- "I miss you...I need you in my life"
- "Where are you?"
- "Your crazy"

My Top 10
10. "OMG wow, I needed that hahahaah...o my...who would have known...I feel bad for that other girl hahahahaah" (Imagine chick lying in bed as if you were reflecting on life)


9. ***I TRY to initiate sex, she rolls over*** "Last night was amazing!!! What? You don't remember the taxi and later when you fucked me here!?!?! OMG!!! Wow, the orgasm was like an out of body experience."


8. ***Guy Friend Telling Story After Chick Stated She HEARD About This One*** "No no Distant Light comes out to room talking about how he can't get it up...I'm like WTF!?!?! It sounded like she was getting murdered up in that room and all he was doing was fingering her.


7. "Hey, Distant Light...Not tonight because I want to be shaved down there, it's been awhile BUT tomorrow can you fuck me?


6. "I was speaking to danielle and was thinking when I comeback later in the year I want to just go out with you alone while she's at work." (Basically, she wants me 1 on 1 because she knows I'd make her sit on my face)


5. "I want you to marry me in the future"


4. "I think your a very fascinating man...I'm always excited to hear the new craziness happening in your life!!"


3. ***Chick Opens Me As I'm About To Leave*** "I saw you walk in, my friend and I were talking and concluded YOU ARE IT from your energy to your look to how you entered the venue."


2. "If you aren't going out then it makes no sense if I go out because it will be boring without you there...I'm not going through that again"


1. ***Chick Opens Me*** "Hey, at first I was saying to my friends I DO NOT WANNA GO OUT but after seeing you and watching you have so fun I'm glad I did, thank you for that."


P.S...If you noticed my favorite things aren't about the "sex" it's about the feedback of ME being ME. I'm forgetting a shit ton of moments BUT I can assure you there were a few statements I've heard where I legit ended up "tearing". WOMEN are the best feedback system to self-discovery.

P.S.S...If your wondering about my "sex game" I'm heavily influenced by rocco siffiredi, manuel ferrara and perrie woodman. If i did porn I'd resemble them in terms of HOW I have sex.

Post: #122

(girl I know as I was leaving the grocery store)

Her: What are you planning to do with all that chocolate sauce?

Me: None of your damn business *smirk*

Post: #123

"Wrong Hole"
"What was your name again?"

Post: #124

Having a girl ask me what I was doing as I was coming up with lies he could use to lead his target around for the night. She admits to me anything will work, and many times girls will go with it even when they know you're lying.

Post: #125

Favorite things i have not heard:

1. I made you a sandwich.

2. You want anything to eat?

3. I'm at the store, want me to pick anything up for you.



Fave things i heard:

1. You make me feel safe.

2. Fuck me in my ass.

3. DO you know how good you are. (after i said 'do you know how sexy you look right now' while we were fucking)

4. You're a dick.

5. Want to come to my place?

6. I like how you hold me.

7. Let's cum together.