Post: #176

A couple days ago:
"why am i so nice, you're such an asshole"

Text I got last night:
"I literally feen for your dick!"

Post: #177

"ven aqui, te dare, todo de mi"

come here and i will give you all of me.

Post: #178

I was at a bar when a girl was telling me about her and her best friend having a threesome with some dude they both liked.

Her boyfriend, who wasn't the guy in the three way, walks over and asks her about what we're talking about.

She responded, "oh nothing. Just busy this place is."

I inferred that her boyfriend didn't know that this had ever happened.

Post: #179

'I love the way you fill up my tight pussy!'

Post: #180

Most romantic, from a Russian girl: "I'll give you many children."

Post: #181

"You know, I could take off my top too, if you want...."

Said a few minutes before my place turned into a x-rated remake of Coyote Ugly.

Post: #182

Update: this happened again. (Re: 'fuck you' during sex)

Post: #183

Text just now:
"i'm being bad. I had a shot of vodka with breakfast, and two for lunch. I want to be drunk by the time i get to yours so you can fuck me straight in the ass"
(she's on her way over, she's tiny so we can't do anal unless shes so drunk it doesn't hurt....)

Post: #184

From last night from a ukrainian girl " i am very scared of you " ....my response ... " silence "....

From a georgetown lawyer " if we are not dating and we are not fuck buddies ... what are we then ".... My reponse .. " silence "

Post: #185

"It would be so hot if you knocked me up"

She was married.

Post: #186

(12-23-2013 11:25 AM)satanova77 Wrote:  From a georgetown lawyer " if we are not dating and we are not fuck buddies ... what are we then ".... My reponse .. " silence "

Actually that's a good question. Fuck buddy is a pretty loose term that a booty call would fall under (I'd think). What else is there?

Post: #187

Here is another nugget from a 41 yo milf from two weeks ago..first bang and we were at it for 2 hours including anal...

me: " i will cum inside you and fill your pussy up so much that cum will be dripping out of your pussy while i am still fucking you "

her: " are you going to keep talking or show me what you can do when you cum "

And then I exploded inside her (againts my standard practice).

I will post more thoughts on this phenomenon in the other thread of cuming in vaginas.

Post: #188

Haha, that's awesome nova77. I just got a similar one today from same girl as above:

'I think you just shot a Titleist-sized wad of cum in me.'

I fell off the bed I was laughing so hard.

Post: #189

Easily the best thing a girl has said to me:

Her: "I just want you to fuck me like you don't give a fuck about me."

Another one after I started hooking up with a girl:

Me: "How long have you been waiting for me to kiss you?"
Her: "Since I saw you walk in."

Huge confidence boost for a newbie!

Post: #190

(12-23-2013 09:01 PM)horn Wrote:  Haha, that's awesome nova77. I just got a similar one today from same girl as above:

'I think you just shot a Titleist-sized wad of cum in me.'

I fell off the bed I was laughing so hard.

If you don't yell "FORE!" the next time you cum in her, I will be pretty disappointed.

Post: #191

"The text you sent, telling me to wear heels and a skirt on our first date was so hot and take-charge. I saved it."

Post: #192

At the end of a date as we are walking towards my apartment and the girl says

"You have a very James Dean Vibe about you"

Had to F...ing Google who the F ..... James Dean is as soon as she left

Post: #193

(12-27-2013 01:20 PM)AneroidOcean Wrote:  

(12-23-2013 09:01 PM)horn Wrote:  Haha, that's awesome nova77. I just got a similar one today from same girl as above:

'I think you just shot a Titleist-sized wad of cum in me.'

I fell off the bed I was laughing so hard.

If you don't yell "FORE!" the next time you cum in her, I will be pretty disappointed.

I was thinking 'Up and down in one!' but yours is better...

Post: #194

(12-27-2013 06:16 PM)Player_1337 Wrote:  "The text you sent, telling me to wear heels and a skirt on our first date was so hot and take-charge. I saved it."

So true. I always tell them simply 'Dress sexy...' as my concluding text before the first date.

If they don't....date doesn't even begin. But I've never had an issue.

Besides, if she shows up in tight leather pants or a corset...that'd be hot also.

Post: #195

(12-27-2013 10:01 PM)horn Wrote:  

(12-27-2013 06:16 PM)Player_1337 Wrote:  "The text you sent, telling me to wear heels and a skirt on our first date was so hot and take-charge. I saved it."

So true. I always tell them simply 'Dress sexy...' as my concluding text before the first date.

If they don't....date doesn't even begin. But I've never had an issue.

Besides, if she shows up in tight leather pants or a corset...that'd be hot also.

Furthermore, she told me that post-sex (on the first date).

Post: #196

I'm sitting on the outside part of a bar, smoking( It's heated) A group of girls comes up and ask if they can sitt there. On of the girls asks who i'm with. I reply with:" I'm meeting up with people later, had to start somewhere". I'm not in the mood for talking yet, so i break contact after that. Then a girl at the other side of the table says. "You're here alone? You can talk to us. We're all open for something "

Post: #197

Tonight:

her: "don't fucking talk to me"
me: "didn't want to cum inside you"
her: "i will fucking kill you"
me: "the waiter can hear us"

Post: #198

"OMG you're huge"

I don't think I'm that big but I get this a lot. I think it's because the chicks are so into me.

Post: #199

"You really know how to work a slit"

Post: #200

Just yesterday, prospect of two weeks I haven't banged yet over text:

Prospect: I think I'm going to break my 90 days rule with you....

MDP: What rule is dat

Prospect: I usually make new guys wait three months before I have sex, not this time haha

MDP: Rules are made 2 b broken