Post: #401

Last night was amazing.

Post: #402

Girl I met online who I was banging for sometime tells me blah blah I want you to be my bf via txt a d face to face...only to 2 minutes later have her txt my bud who had catfished her telling him lets meet...wtf I had to laugh.

Post: #403

"If we ever broke up I'd cheat on my next boyfriend with you"

Post: #404

A girl I just met, after a few hours of talking told me I remind her of the guys from western movies. It was a huge ego boost since I am a huge fan of westerns.

Post: #405

I was out in Baltimore this past weekend chatting up a couple girls at a bar in Fells Point. Don't remember what we were talking about but one of the girls said "You remind me of Ron Swanson, except much taller and no mustache."

I liked that.

Post: #406

Every time a girl says "thank you" after we have sex is always quite nice to hear.

Some recent highlights:

"I don't remember what sex was like before you"

"I can't feel my legs"

"You very good guy!"

Post: #407

"Thank you"
me: "thank you what?"
"thank you sir"
me: "what for?"
"thank you sir for fucking me"

she was really into dominant men.

Post: #408

"Fuck me like the little slut I am"


Gets me teared up every time!

Post: #409

"I'm an hour late because I was getting gangbanged by 20 guys"

Post: #410

(12-23-2015 12:59 PM)Vincent Chase Wrote:  "I'm an hour late because I was getting gangbanged by 20 guys"

I guess she wasn't joking?

Post: #411

It was just an ultimate form of shit test, she was looking to see how I'd react. She was all over me later.

Post: #412

"I can feel your heartbeat inside me." Said by a girl I had just finished inside of.

I have no clue why, but that's the hottest thing a girl has ever said to me during sex.

Post: #413

"I can still feel you inside me"

Said 24 hours later.

Post: #414

This is through Google translation,

"His indomitable animal way, fierce sex at the beginning made me (shocked face emoji) but then I liked very much. It seemed that you really would not let me live. That would kill me in bed. His eyes and breathing..." I don't have the rest but I believe she went on to say combined with my muscles and sweat I resembled a viscous animal.

This was after a SNL, Brazilian.

"You own me."

Same girl.


Then of course the common stuff like "in my mouth", "you haven't given me a facial in a while", "I cleaned up and made breakfast while you slept".

Post: #415

After a comment going something like "I think girls that don't like me are fucked in the head. But that's just my opinion :3"

"Wow you're really quite confident aren't you

It's

Really quite attractive"

Post: #416

Texted the day after:

My vag is still sore, but it's a good kind of sore.

Post: #417

"It's yours" (meaning her pussy not a kid haha)

Post: #418

"Your stamina is unbelievable."
"I've got muscle ache in my vagina."

Post: #419

New, much younger woman: "You're the third guy I've been with and the first one to make me feel good!".

Post: #420

My sister said "It's bigger than Dads"

Post: #421

No, stop!

Post: #422

Girl telling me she loved me and missed me.
2 minutes later she is texting the fake guy I created telling him she could not wait to meet him. I almost drove off the road yellin fuckin whore.

Post: #423

(12-28-2015 05:13 PM)straightarrow Wrote:  Girl telling me she loved me and missed me.
2 minutes later she is texting the fake guy I created telling him she could not wait to meet him. I almost drove off the road yellin fuckin whore.

Best laugh of the day

Post: #424

"How did you manage that??" - said after an all-nighter, and me having a large cast on my arm.

Girl stayed overnight and slept in my apartment, after 5 rounds, while I went to work. Dropped back at lunch to find her sleeping on the floor yoga mat. "The bed smells like you, and so does the couch, it makes me too horny to go to sleep."

"All day at work I can still feel you here, here, here and here" - pointing at various spots all the way from her pussy to her head.

"You own me"

Post: #425

"I'm calling the police."