Post: #101

(03-25-2013 08:06 PM)scotian Wrote:  

(03-25-2013 06:14 PM)The Pirate Wrote:  

I think we're going to head down to Oslob tomorrow morning to go snorkeling with the whale sharks, we may also go to one of Cebu's many shooting ranges to fire some automatic assault rifles. After that I'm not sure where we're heading, either somewhere in Mindinao or Siargao Island to do some surfing.

Never heard of this. Would like to hear about your experiences with it.

Post: #102

(03-26-2013 09:39 AM)The Pirate Wrote:  @scotian

I agree with you about Cebu being a shit-hole, but for nightlife activities I love it...and the never-ending stream of ladies! Have a good one tonight...damn can`t wait to go to the Phillippines again! btw..am I the only one who likes Red Horse? Seems like everyone sticks to SML...

I only drink the pale pilson if there is no red horse, red horse tastes great depends where you're from i think, as an aussie we're use to better beer with taste i guess, that SML stuff tastes like watered down piss i've tried but i cannot drink it. 1 litre red horse for a dollar though cant lose!

Post: #103

(03-26-2013 01:59 PM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  

(03-25-2013 08:06 PM)scotian Wrote:  

(03-25-2013 06:14 PM)The Pirate Wrote:  

I think we're going to head down to Oslob tomorrow morning to go snorkeling with the whale sharks, we may also go to one of Cebu's many shooting ranges to fire some automatic assault rifles. After that I'm not sure where we're heading, either somewhere in Mindinao or Siargao Island to do some surfing.

Never heard of this. Would like to hear about your experiences with it.

We looked into to this place, but the prices are high so we decided to skip it: http://targetzero.jp/index_eng.html

Cebu is actually home to a lot of gun manufacturers, both legal and illegal, there was a recent story about it on BBC news: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-21840183

Post: #104

(03-27-2013 04:13 AM)eestarter Wrote:  

(03-26-2013 09:39 AM)The Pirate Wrote:  @scotian

I agree with you about Cebu being a shit-hole, but for nightlife activities I love it...and the never-ending stream of ladies! Have a good one tonight...damn can`t wait to go to the Phillippines again! btw..am I the only one who likes Red Horse? Seems like everyone sticks to SML...

I only drink the pale pilson if there is no red horse, red horse tastes great depends where you're from i think, as an aussie we're use to better beer with taste i guess, that SML stuff tastes like watered down piss i've tried but i cannot drink it. 1 litre red horse for a dollar though cant lose!

I usually stick to the SML, it isn't too bad and for a light beer, at 5%, it isn't too light. I find that Red Horse gives me a massive hang over and a random old German guy told me at a bar that they put some other shit in it that isn't in normal beer, not sure how true that claim is though.

Post: #105

Good stuff Scotian! Enjoying reading your updates from the Phils!
Looking forward to reading about your adventures diving with the whales! That's something I'm definitely interested in doing as well! Thanks for the heads up about the rice fields. I might go to one just for the sake of seeing at least one, but not to both!

Btw, someone mentioned hotel Grand Prix in Cebu. When I was in Cebu, I stayed in a few hotels and this was my favorite. The location was right by Mango, 2 minutes walk and the rooms clean. Right outside Robinson Mall. I heard and read a while ago that Robinson mall was destroyed by a fire and was taken down. Is it still down or has it been built and renovated again? It was a good pick up place, specially the food court. Ah memories of Cebu...yeah while it definitely is a shit hole, what makes up for it is the never ending stream of sweet and sexy girls. Specially once you befriend locals, they will introduce you to non pro ones and you will be literally overwhelmed.

Btw, have you been to Dumaguete? I hear it's poon central there...Also, Surigao has great beaches with good waves if anyone's surfing.

Keep banging Scotian!

Post: #106

@Vacancier Permanent

You have the new Robinson and the old one. They are both located next to the huge roundabout, but on opposite sides... Great/cheap food up in the second floor at new robinson and a few nice clothing stores in the old Robinson. For daygame I`d rather hit the SM mall or Ayala mall.

Post: #107

@ scotian

Damn, it seems that we were in Cebu at the same, I had a massive hangover on that day so I had a day off. Would have been nice to meetup.
Now I'm Manila and I'm flying out tonight. Checked out the infamous Manila bay café last night and jesus christ what a place it is!

Post: #108

(03-27-2013 02:13 PM)Vacancier Permanent Wrote:  Good stuff Scotian! Enjoying reading your updates from the Phils!
Looking forward to reading about your adventures diving with the whales! That's something I'm definitely interested in doing as well! Thanks for the heads up about the rice fields. I might go to one just for the sake of seeing at least one, but not to both!

Btw, someone mentioned hotel Grand Prix in Cebu. When I was in Cebu, I stayed in a few hotels and this was my favorite. The location was right by Mango, 2 minutes walk and the rooms clean. Right outside Robinson Mall. I heard and read a while ago that Robinson mall was destroyed by a fire and was taken down. Is it still down or has it been built and renovated again? It was a good pick up place, specially the food court. Ah memories of Cebu...yeah while it definitely is a shit hole, what makes up for it is the never ending stream of sweet and sexy girls. Specially once you befriend locals, they will introduce you to non pro ones and you will be literally overwhelmed.

Btw, have you been to Dumaguete? I hear it's poon central there...Also, Surigao has great beaches with good waves if anyone's surfing.

Keep banging Scotian!

VP I was in Dumaguete a couple of weeks ago, I wrote about it on this thread, didn't you comment on it? Yes its a decent town, my favorite so far and a good place to game the local ladies.

Due to a lack of planning, Innuendo and I are stuck in Cebu because its Holy Week (Semana Santa) and the entire city is shut down until Monday, although I'm sure that Mango Square will still be open, haha!

We were planning on hitting up Surigao, but after spending time in similar small places (El Nido, Coron, Banaue), I'm going to stick to the medium size cities because I just ended a 12 day dry spell last night, which is completely unacceptable in the Philippines.

We're planning out next move now, probably going to fly to Davao or Cagayan de Oro in the next couple of days.

Post: #109

I am in Cebu now myself. I rented a place near Ayala mall for a month that has a fridge, microwave and sink so I won't be eating out every single meal. I move in tomorrow. I probably overpaid but I couldn't find any other non-hotel places near Ayala that were cheaper.

It's holy week now so most of the city seems shut down. Ayala mall was closed today.

I went to crossroads last night but Vudu was closed and the other bars there were tiny and unimpressive.

Maybe I will go to Mango Square to see if anything there is open.

Haven't met up with any girls yet. Have the details of a bunch on skype but girls here seem a lot more player wary, asking me how many girls I've met, if I have a girlfriend (I'm single on a dating site, duh ).

Post: #110

(03-28-2013 04:43 AM)rvlefty Wrote:  I am in Cebu now myself. I rented a place near Ayala mall for a month that has a fridge, microwave and sink so I won't be eating out every single meal. I move in tomorrow. I probably overpaid but I couldn't find any other non-hotel places near Ayala that were cheaper.

It's holy week now so most of the city seems shut down. Ayala mall was closed today.

I went to crossroads last night but Vudu was closed and the other bars there were tiny and unimpressive.

Maybe I will go to Mango Square to see if anything there is open.

Haven't met up with any girls yet. Have the details of a bunch on skype but girls here seem a lot more player wary, asking me how many girls I've met, if I have a girlfriend (I'm single on a dating site, duh ).

I find online dating to be a waste of time in the Philippines, day game is where its at. Just hit up Ayala or wherever and approach, the girls can be shy but they are mostly all down. Yesterday two girls approached us in the mall asking if they can hang out with us, you will get eye balled a lot just walking around. You'll actually see a lot of the girls from Mango Square at the mall during the day, you can also write your cell number on a piece of paper and give them that, I only tries it once and it worked.

Post: #111

rvlefty,
Good stuff man! Tell us more about the deal you got on that apart. I'm sure there are guys in here who wouldn't mind spending a few months in Cebu so this kind of info is valuable. If possible, post also some pics of the unit.

Scotian,
Be careful as during the day, there are quite a few P4P girls strolling the malls looking for daytime action. Specially at Ayala. You'll see them usually in pairs of 2-3 and smiling and approaching guys.

Now I remember your post about Dumaguete. Reason I mentioned it again is that it's often mentioned as a good city for both beaches and girls. Glad you had a fun time there.

(03-28-2013 04:43 AM)rvlefty Wrote:  I am in Cebu now myself. I rented a place near Ayala mall for a month that has a fridge, microwave and sink so I won't be eating out every single meal. I move in tomorrow. I probably overpaid but I couldn't find any other non-hotel places near Ayala that were cheaper.

It's holy week now so most of the city seems shut down. Ayala mall was closed today.

I went to crossroads last night but Vudu was closed and the other bars there were tiny and unimpressive.

Maybe I will go to Mango Square to see if anything there is open.

Haven't met up with any girls yet. Have the details of a bunch on skype but girls here seem a lot more player wary, asking me how many girls I've met, if I have a girlfriend (I'm single on a dating site, duh ).

Post: #112

(03-27-2013 06:12 AM)scotian Wrote:  

(03-26-2013 01:59 PM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  

(03-25-2013 08:06 PM)scotian Wrote:  

(03-25-2013 06:14 PM)The Pirate Wrote:  

I think we're going to head down to Oslob tomorrow morning to go snorkeling with the whale sharks, we may also go to one of Cebu's many shooting ranges to fire some automatic assault rifles. After that I'm not sure where we're heading, either somewhere in Mindinao or Siargao Island to do some surfing.

Never heard of this. Would like to hear about your experiences with it.

We looked into to this place, but the prices are high so we decided to skip it: http://targetzero.jp/index_eng.html

Cebu is actually home to a lot of gun manufacturers, both legal and illegal, there was a recent story about it on BBC news: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-21840183

That's way too expensive indeed and the guns are shitty at best.

Not wanting to brag but i shot all this for 50 euros in Lithuania (20 rounds each)
M4
AK-47
Thompson ( Tommy gun, the coolest machine gun ever!)
Uzi
Schmeisser ( German WW2 sub machine gun)
Glock (10 rounds)

All with good instructions, target practice and our own lock and loading. 50 euro, quite a bargain.

Post: #113

Thanks for the great data sheet. I've been lurking here for awhile for just registered. Appreciate all the great info and Roosh's books.

I've been using DIA and FC as you guys indicate in this thread and others, and responses are great as seems to be the case. But as I get ready to take off for my trip, getting people lined up is a real pain. I've actually told two girls off for being so flighty.

The OP mentioned camming with girls as step 2. I've never done that with other pipelining and while I agree it's a good step I've never used it and still had good success. These girls who are talking to me constantly can;t commit to meeting up, can't commit to this time or that time, commit to a certain time then complain its too late 20 min later, etc, etc. They say they'll meet up but I feel like they're trying to sniff me out. i thought game here was non-existant. And I get the feeling from their amazingly simple responses and forgetfulness that it's not some intelligent, diabolical plot on their part.

Any advice? I've re-upped my FC subscription because the quality, lack of ladyboys, and follow through seemed to be better there

Post: #114

Back in Manila now, had a couple of interesting nights the past couple of weeks so I'll break it down for you guys:

After our brutal trip to Banaue, Innuendo and I decided to go back to Cebu and were planning on only staying for a couple of days before making our next move. Well, that didn't happen because the entire country was on lock down over Easter weekend, so we just decided to stay there for a few days.

Day one: We arrived at the airport from Manila and notice two very cute girls in the taxi line, they smiled at us as they passed by so Innuendo went and introduced himself and got their numbers, they were from Manila and in town for a few days to chill and party, game on.

We then checked into our hotel, Innuendo pipe lined some girls on the net so he had to go to Ayala mall to meet one of them, who of course was with a friend. I ended up at the mall shortly after, I was standing there texting and this girl walks by me and is staring at me pretty hard so I say hello and we start to chat. She's says she knows me but I don't recognize her, I ask for her name and number and she says, "I'm Thelma", then I realized, I already fucked this girl on my first night in Cebu. It was February 5th to be exact and I shored her from Mango's when I went out for my big first night in Cebu with THC and 20nation, my first ever Golden Touchdown.

I got her # again (I lost my phone a few weeks after) and told her I'd call her later, then Innuendo texts me and tells me to meet him at TGI Friday's ASAP, he needs a wing. So I met him and he's with these 2 girls, not too bad looking but typically Filipina, very shy and glued to their phones. Innuendo informs me that he just ran into the airport chicks while he was with these other two girls, but they were cool.

So we start drinking beer and these two girls sit at a table next, one black and another who looks kind of Asian but not really, hard to pinpoint. They end up being friends with the two girls Innuendo was with so we joined tables, it turns out the black girl is from Tanzania and the other one if from Angola (Portuguese blood), both were studying in Cebu. The two Filipinas left for some reason and it was just Innuendo and I with the African chicks, right on, then three of their lady boy friends show up, we have a few more drinks but end up leaving, got both their numbers.

We then stopped at a laundromat and I got the # from the girl working there. Damn, after being in a remote shit hole for three days and on day 11 of a fucking Philippines dry spell, things were going very well, we were both stoked!

I was so excited about getting some pussy that I kept drinking and by the time we hit up Mango's later that night, I was quite wasted. The African chicks weren't coming out, however, the air port girls did but they brought along their dread locked, hippy Rasta male friend. Innuendo thinks I was too drunk and it put the girls off but I wasn't getting that vibe, who knows, but they ended up leaving (their hotel was 30 minutes away) after a few drinks and some food. So into Mango's we went and I ran into Thelma (girl I already banged) and another girl, Rose who I already banged and they were chatting together. I tried to pull Rose but she wasn't down, Innuendo was nowhere to be seen (he pulled a girl) so I decided to call it quits around 2am and went home, the fucking dry spell continues!

Next night we met up with the African girls, its good Friday and things are slow. All of the Mango square skanks went home to their small provincial towns for the weekend, the club was still packed though but with tons of Koreans, Gringos and a pack of Danish girls (a few of them pretty hot). I ended up shoring a Filipina and finally ended the 12 day epic dry spell, never again!

Anyway, not much else happened notch wise, It was slow all weekend. We spent some more time with the African chicks but they were mostly cock teasers from what I could tell. The Tanzanian one was fully westernized (lived in London for years) and one of those chicks who talks a slutty game but doesn't put out, Innuendo had her in his bed and she didn't put out and he's got tight game. The Angolan has an Aussie BF and only came out the one night, oh well would have been two nice flags to get.

I did get the number of this girl from Mangos who was half white, Aussi dad, but the guy must have been a dead beat because she's never been there, doesn't have the passport and from what I could tell was poor. I met up with her on one date and of course she brought her cousin, which always pisses me off (I have to remember to start explicitly telling them not to do that). Typical Filipinas: shy, boring and dull, I cut the date short and went home and jerked off, I'm losing my patience with these girls. The airport girls apparently ran out of money (WTF?) and went home that Saturday anyway, Innuendo just spent the next couple of nights with the girl he met at Mango's. Myself, I chilled and didn't bang anymore girls, I couldn't drag myself to Mango's again and I'm pretty much done with online game.

To be honest, especially at that point, I'm getting sick of being in the Philippines and have been a bit down in the dumps about spending so much time here and also just sick of dealing with Filipina women. Plus Cebu is a giant shit hole and the 12 day dry spell didn't make me very happy either, I was having negative thoughts. Things changed a few days later though, I'll post more about that another time.

We actually found some decent spots in Cebu area: Joker's Pub, run by westerners and you'll meet some expats (younger ones too) down there, they have pool tables, good beer and good food.

Blue reef Resort: On Mactan island, about 30 minutes from the centre of Cebu, check this place out, happy hour specials from 2-6pm. They will ask you at the gate what your room # is (if you're not a guest they'll charge you 1200P to get in), Innuendo, being the crafty Romanian that he is, just told the security guard "203" and they let us in. Nice pool, very nice beach, water activities (jet ski, diving, parasailing, etc) and very good food.

Whale Shark diving, Oslob: Nice way to spend half a day, go to south bus terminal and take a Ceres bus to Oslob, its 2 hours and cost about 150P, they will let you off at the whale shark diving spot, go in the morning, earlier the better. Basically you pay 1000P to go out in a boat with a fisherman, he feeds the whale sharks (there were 10 there at that time) and you swim with it using snorkel gear. These are pretty massive creatures and we took some nice pics with them, don't get too close though, one of them whipped my in the head with his tail and it definitely didn't tickle!

Anyway, I'll update this more as I hit up Boracay and have some solid intel on a Philippines sleeper town that no other RVF has reported on thus far, Iloilo.

Post: #115

I actually had both the Tanzanian and the Angolan come to my room that night and I was thinking "double flag threesome" but then the Angolan proceeds to pass out on my bed and I fool around with the Tanzanian for a bit but she wouldn't do anything too serious.
The airport chick was really hot, too bad I didn't have time to go meet her in Manila before I left.

Anyway, here's my thoughts after 6 weeks in the Philippines.

Manila - shithole. I couldn't bring myself to like this city on bit though I stayed about a week there. However on our last day there we stumbled into a great daygame spot which is the University of Santo Tomas campus. Don't stay in Makati, expensive and overrated.

Cebu - shithole #2. There's nothing to do except hang out in the malls all day, nightlife is pretty much restricted to Mango Square which is a dump with homeless kids running around trying to steal your stuff, and one some nights is a fucking korean sausage-fest. After being around them for a few nights me and Scotian decided we're pretty much never going to Korea. The girl situation is a bit better in Cebu than Manila however

Dumaguete - nice city, probably my favourite in the whole trip though we only stayed there for about 4 or 5 days. It's a bit like Chiang Mai, but with a beach. Could get boring if you stayed there for long though, it's a small city and you keep running into the same people.

Puerto Princesa - pretty cool city, but a bit spread out. I had 2 bangs there though I only stayed two nights.

El Nido, Coron - small villages, though Coron is a bit bigger. Hard to get any action from the local girls but quite a few hot tourist girls around.

Alona Beach in Bohol - ok, though a lot of people hassling you to buy their shit. Normal girls can be had as they usually come from other cities to work in the hotels and bars and there's also a lot of tourist girls.

Boracay - most expensive place in the Philippines but fun can be had. Head to Gilly's Island and the club next to it after 12 when everything else shuts down on the beach. There's another after hours club everyone goes to around 4 but I forgot the name. Make sure your hotel accepts guests as I got cockblocked by the security guy when I bought a girl back.

Angels City - coming there after Boracay was like a relief, everything is much cheaper. I stayed there for 2 nights between flights from Clark but only went out one night. You can have a lot of fun in the go go bars but shoring from there might be hard.

I'm in Bangkok right now and after coming from the Philippines it feels like the greatest city on earth.

Post: #116

So after we left Cebu, Innuendo and I hit up Boracay but only for two days. We checked into the White Sand de Boracay hotel, he got a really good deal off of Agoda (1600P), they quoted me 3000 but I got them down to 2000, which was pretty good because the location was ideal, right on the beach at station one.

Boracay is divided into three stations, I didn't see enough of the town to tell you much about any of them other than that where we were in station one was a great location; tons of bars, cafes, restos, etc right on the beach. About 200M down the beach towards station 2 is an outdoor mall which has lots of shops, bars, restos, etc. I agree with what other forum members have wrote in the past, Boracay is very nice, but it would be best to take a girl there, seems like its mostly a couple's destination.

Being in Boracay, I felt as if I wasn't in the Philippines because it is very developed, it reminded me of Thailand. There's a lot of high end hotels and restaurants in Boracay and lots of international tourists. I only went out one night, we hit up a beach bar then a night club wasn't too many tourist girls there and the Filipinas I talked to all seemed to be working. I stayed in the next night due to having the shits (damn shell fish!) and we left the next day at noon, Innuendo flew to Angeles City and I took a bus to Iloilo.

Post: #117

Iloilo City: With a population of about 420,000, I figured it would be worthwhile to check out, a medium sized city, just the size that I like and I'm happy to report that I had a pretty good time there and recommend you guys to check it out as well.

Getting there: There's an international airport there with lots of daily flights from both Manila and Cebu, but be warned that its quite far from the city centre. I went early morning on a Saturday (little traffic) and arrived in about 30 minutes but if its during rush hour, the taxi said it would have been at least an hour. Myself I took a Ceres bus from the port on Panay Island (where you land after the 15 minute ferry ride from Boracay), the ride was about 6 hours to the bus terminal in Iloilo City.

Where to stay: Due to a lack of planning (which happens often), when I arrived at the bus terminal, I took a taxi downtown and stayed at the Harbor Hotel, it was fairly cheap at 900P and the room was decent but like most Filipino cities, the downtown area is a rundown dump. It was close to Iloilo University, city hall and a couple of shitty malls and strip clubs but I walked around downtown during the day and didn't see many good looking women and most of the people on the streets seemed working class or down right poor. I highly recommend staying over by SM Mall which is about a 10 minute taxi ride from downtown and where all of the action that guys like us would be interested in anyway.

So, there's 3 areas where you want to go during the day and night and they are conveniently located very close together and they are: SM Mall, Plazuela de Iloilo and Smallville. All of these places were built in the past few years, they are very artificial, kind of like the big box stores and fake venues you'll find in any North American city, but this is where the action is and where you'll find the best restaurants, cafes, clubs and women.

SM Mall: The same as all of the SM Malls in the Philippines, lots of stores, restaurants and a cinema and full of people who aren't buying anything, just walking around and eating shitty food. Probably the best day game location in the city.

Plazuela de Iloilo: Located right next door to SM Mall, this is an out door shopping plaza that has higher end stores than the mall, boutiques and nicer restaurants and cafes. The design and architecture is quite appealing, Spanish style, and there's also a big court yard in the back where they have a market during the day and often host concerts at night. Plazuela is also a solid day game spot, although I didn't check it out in the evening, I was told it gets packed there, especially on the weekends. Here's a video I found to give you guys an idea of what this place is like:





Smallville: The best night game area in the city, as far as I could tell and this is where I pulled. Its about 500M from SM Mall, you can walk there or take a quick taxi. Its basically a couple of square blocks full of bars, cafes, restaurants and the best night clubs in the city. I hit up Smallville twice and went to a club called ICE, it was packed both nights (Wednesday and Thursday). There's another club called the Super Club which seemed more upscale, but I checked it out and there weren't many people inside so I just went to Ice instead. Another spot I went to was Pirates, its a restaurant with live bands every night and the food is pretty good there. I hit this place up for some Mexican food and drinks both nights before I went to Ice.

I'd estimate that there's about ten drinking venues (clubs, bars, KTV) in Smallville and another ten or so nice restaurants (Japanese, Italian, Mexican, etc). Its definitely an evening spot though as I went there in the early afternoon and it was dead, most places (except a couple of cafes) were closed. If you go to Iloilo, Definitely hit up Smallville:





I'll report more info on Iloilo city later as the notch I got there was one of the weirdest stories in all my years of sexual activity haha, the things we do sometimes to get the notch!

Post: #118

Looking forward to hear that story.

Post: #119

(04-06-2013 05:21 AM)scotian Wrote:  Anyway, I'll update this more as I hit up Boracay and have some solid intel on a Philippines sleeper town that no other RVF has reported on thus far, Iloilo.

FWIW, there's one brief remark about Iloilo on the forum that piqued my interest a while back:

(12-10-2011 10:01 AM)Lumiere Wrote:  Go to Iloilo

Hot girls,good nightlife, smoking hot pinays and you will be the only tourist there in pretty much.

Good stuff with the intel. I want to visit the Philippines and stay somewhere for a bit, but from everything I've read there seems like two options: i) giant shithole metropolis with plenty of girls or ii) boring conservative town where everyone will know you within a few days. Seems like Iloilo, maybe along with Davao, might occupy a happy middle.

Post: #120

Iloilo lay report: I was in Iloilo for four nights, Tuesday to Friday. Only went out two of those nights and got one bang, a few phone numbers, a couple of dates, a couple of headaches and one bizarre tale to share with you guys so here it goes....

Tuesday: Checked into my hotel at 9pm and was tired from the long bus ride and the valium I popped so decided to take it easy. At around 10pm I went out to buy some smokes and discovered that there were three strip clubs right around the corner so I went into one and had a couple of beers. Typical shitty Filipino strip club, run down and dirty and the dancers only go topless in a bikini bottom and walk around the stage looking bored. I don't know about you guys but when I'm at a strip club, I want to see some freaky shit and girls with fat asses, not a skinny boring girl, at least in Thailand they pull razors and other objects out of their snatches.

Wednesday: Went to SM Mall in the afternoon, didn't see anything too special and wasn't really in the mood to day game so just went back to the hotel. I had pipelined some girls online the day before and one got back to me with her # so I texted her and she agreed to come to my hotel. This girl seemed a little too eager to come over so I went back online to make sure she wasn't a lady boy, she wasn't but her pic was up close and face skewed so couldn't tell how attractive she may have been. So she shows up and she's not too bad, I'd say about a 5 on the Filipina hotness scale, I wouldn't game her on the street or in a club but fuck it, there she was in my hotel. Of course she's shy, boring and has nothing to say, I show her some of my travel videos on my laptop then suggest we watch TV. I put on American Idol and we sat on my bed and after a few minutes escalated and we began making out. I tried to take things further but encountered some LMR, at this point in my travels, I'm sick of this shit but decided to keep going. We began dry humping a bit (something I've done a lot in the Philippines, I haven't dry humped so much since I was 15) and then she tells me that she wants some money. Well I told her I don't do that and politely kicked her the fuck out. It was around 7pm, night was still young.

My balls were blue and my patience with Filipinas wearing very thin but I wasn't going to give up, although I prefer to go out with a wing man, I was solo in Iloilo so out I went, to Smallville. It was around 11:30 when I arrived, I had a beer at Pirates and watched the live band but there didn't seem to be much action going on, so I walked around for a few minutes to check things out. I saw two gringos sitting at a table so I asked these guys where to go and they said to go to Ice, its the best spot in town, so there I went.

At around midnight the place was packed and the DJ was playing some good dance music, the doorman ushered me to a table "hello sir, yes sir, you want a beer sir? sit at this table sir, etc". So there I was, sat down at a table near at the edge of the dance floor, I looked around and I was one of four white guys in the club, two were senior citizens and the other guy, who was young, was wearing a beat up looking hoodie (at a club?), I was one of the better dressed guys in the club and I wasn't even dressed up, Ben Sherman button up shirt, jeans and black leather shoes.

There was a table of people in front of me and this cute girl looked back at me a couple of times and smiled at her and she smiled back, a couple of minutes later, she approached me and asked "are you here alone?", to which I replied yes then she asked me if I'd like to join her group. I said yes but first I'm going out for a smoke on the patio (this club is non smoking inside), after a few drags she comes out and asks me for a light, so we chat a bit then went inside and I met her friends. They all work at a call centre and she's from Bacolod, I then take her to the dance floor and we got to grinding. This girl was 21, about 5'0 tall and a petite spinner type girl, not really my style but she definitely passed the boner test.

I moved around the club a bit and went outside for more smokes where I got the number off another girl, I also got some glances and eye contact with a couple of other girls. The cute girl came outside and we smoked and chatted some more and I went for a kiss but was rejected. Her friends came outside to tell her that they were leaving but her gay friend decided to stay with her (fuck!), I told her that I wanted to leave too and she said that her and her friend, who live in the same place were going to leave as well. They lived downtown so I offered to pay for a taxi for all of us, instead of them taking a jeepney, to which they agreed.

Now, my plan was to arrive at my hotel and invite her in and give her friend a few pesos for his ride home, but when the taxi stopped and I hopped out, they both followed me. I paid the taxi then asked them where he was planning on going, they told me that neither of them could get back into their place until 5am, which was three hours away. I then asked what they planned on doing since I was going into my hotel and probably to sleep and they told me that they had nowhere to go. Again my patience was wearing very thin with this typical BS so I told her that she can come to my hotel but he can't and she says that she can't leave her friend. I told them no he can't come into my room, this nonsense went on for a couple of minutes, a major dilemma for these idiots, so finally I straight up said to the two of them "if you both come into my room, I'm going to fuck her on my bed and you're just going to sit there eh?" To my surprise they agreed, so up we went, I told him that he can use my laptop and sit at the desk in the room but no looking at gay porn and no looking at us while we bang. As soon as we got in the room me and her started going at it, so there you have it, one of the oddest things I've ever done.

I banged a girl in front of her gay friend! I pounded her for a couple of hours, taking breaks to smoke and wash my dick off, the entire time the gay dude just sat there on my laptop and as far as I can tell wasn't looking over, but who knows, that little arse bandit probably snuck in a couple of looks but I made sure that I had the bed covers over us most of the time.

Anyway, I have to cut this short and check out of my hotel soon. There's a couple of more Iloilo stories and yes they involve more retarded Filipina girls and gay friends, to be continued......

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(04-07-2013 10:19 PM)scotian Wrote:  ... I told him that he can use my laptop and sit at the desk in the room but no looking at gay porn and no looking at us while we bang.
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Why?! How does it feel when someone is looking at you having sex? I need to try that!

Post: #122

(04-08-2013 12:29 AM)Northern Wrote:  

(04-07-2013 10:19 PM)scotian Wrote:  ... I told him that he can use my laptop and sit at the desk in the room but no looking at gay porn and no looking at us while we bang.
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Why?! How does it feel when someone is looking at you having sex? I need to try that!

Well I guess I may be a homophobic prude but having a gay dude in the same room as me was never high on my list of things to do and hopefully it doesn't happen again.

The guy just sat on my computer and didn't face us so it wasn't too big of a deal, still pretty weird though.

Post: #123

Iloilo, the bullshit continues.....

Thursday: So after banging the spinner in front of her gay friend and finally kicking them out at around 5am, I slept the rest of the morning then decided to "discover Iloilo" in the afternoon. I first walked along the harbour near the hotel then over to the city hall area, then over near Iloilo university before deciding that the area sucked and wasn't worth checking out, plus its so damn hot here in April that walking around isn't too fun.

Once again I'm back at a Filipino mall, SM again, this cycle of getting drunk every night and spending hours inside malls is really getting on my tits but that's about all there is to do in some of these cities. Again, didn't do any approaches at mall, so just ate then went back to the hotel. Was debating just calling the spinner chick and have her come over after she got off work at 8pm, but decided to hit Smallville again and try to pick up a thicker girl. I picked up a nice button up shirt at the mall and prepared for the evening.

Same shit, different night. I was the only white guy in the club that night, there was a black American guy there but he was obese and wearing those God awful Croc slippers (at a club?). Posted up outside on the patio with a SML beer and just sat at a table and smoked. Once again, a group of people sits beside me and this new girl starts giving me the eye, I smile and she smiles back, as if she was a clone of the spinner chick she asks me "are you alone?". I spoke with her for a few minutes then she said she's going back in the club with her friends, maybe I should have told her to stay with me and engaged her more, but I wasn't there to pick up a skinny chick, I wanted a thick one.

Back in the club and I post up at the bar, after a couple of minutes, as if some magical game genie had granted me my wish, a thick girl comes by and is smiling at me, I say hi and she stops. We talk and dance then she introduces me to her friends. After about a half hour they bounce, so I got her number. I was in that club for about two hours and I got four different numbers, I wasn't really running around the bar but basically going back and forth from the bar to the smoking area. The last number I got, I was just walking back from the patio and this girl smiles at me, she was dancing so I just approached from an angle and started grinding on her ass. All I did was give her my name then told her that I had to go so we exchanged numbers quickly. Then I went home, a bit disappointed that I didn't pick up, but feeling good about the numbers.

Friday: Woke up hungover but saw that I had two messages on my phone already from girls I met the night before, things were looking good. One was the first girl, the thick one, now when I say thick, she wasn't fat but about 5'6 and maybe 125-130 lbs, she also had a car and her own business so I was glad to meet a girl who was more upper class than a lot of the ones that I've been running into. We planned to meet at 4pm at SM mall, I arrived on time but of course she was late but at least she was courteous enough to call me to let me know that we're running late. Of course she was showing up with a friend, FML!

So we met at the mall and not only does she have a friend, her friend is a flaming homosexual. I tell her that I'm starving and want to eat ASAP, okay she says and her and the homo decide to go to KFC, again FML but she offered to buy so I let her and I got a sandwich that was disgusting and could barely eat it but I did since she was nice enough to buy it. The homo was talking my ear off and then in the conversation she tells me that she has a boyfriend but he lives in Davao, again, FML. There was a fiesta going on outside of town, about 20 minutes away and they offered to take me, saying it would be a really fun time, I considered it for about 2 seconds before deciding to say fuck that. We then go outside and walk over to Plazeula de Iloilo and check out the market, she was looking around at some shit and the homo was following her. I didn't want to take part is this BS so I told them I was tired and had to go pack my things for my flight the next day and then I ditched them and went back to my hotel.

The other girl who had texted me that morning was still texting and she was keen on meeting up, the only problem was that I didn't know which one it was out of the 3 other numbers I got, I was hoping it was this more mature one but wasn't sure. Anyway, she tells me she'll come right to my hotel at 7pm so I said sure and got ready for that. 7pm rolls around and I get a call from the front desk saying that "Kim is here", I tell them to send her up to my room. I open the door and its the girl who I was grinding with at the end of the night but didn't really speak to, just got her number. Only problem was that once she opened her mouth and spoke I realized that it wasn't a girl, it was a fucking ladyboy!.

Man I was surprised, a bit pissed off and he/she sensed it and asked me "what wrong baby?", for fuck sakes, I asked he/she why the fuck he/she didn't tell me he/she was a tranny, "I thought you knew", I politely kicked him/her the fuck out of my room.

At that point I'm just fucking pissed and sick and tired of the BS and drama and being around so much gayness and general fuckery, I don't consider myself a big homophobe, I don't really give a shit about gays, I have some gay acquaintances back home but no gay friends and don't really like to hang out with them. But here in the Philippines they're ubiquitous and a lot of girls have gay friends and I guess that they don't understand that a lot of western guys don't like being around gays, unlike them.

Anyway, I'm at the end of my rope here with this shit so I call up the spinner chick and she comes over after work. It was my last night in Iloilo and I had an early flight, she was happy to come over and I banged her a couple of times and said good bye.

Peace out Iloilo, I've been in Manila since Saturday and am probably going to stay here for the remainder of my Philippines trip, another 3 weeks.

I know that my posts may seem increasingly negative and I'm referring to some Filipinos as idiots and retards, well of course they're not, I"ve just reached that point that I think we all eventually reach when we travel for a long time, especially in the third world.

Back home in Nova Scotia, we call this experience the shit rope:

"The shit-covered rope which you use to try to climb out of a mess which you are in. You see the shit kind of acts like grease, the harder you hold on, the faster you fall down"

I've been slipping down the old shit rope lately so I think its time to just chill and be alone for awhile, stop moving around and focus on myself. Fortunately I rented this mint condo on the 38th floor of an upscale high rise in the Fort Bonifacio area of Manila, nice pool and nice gym. I'm gonna cut down on the boozing and try to focus on higher end, educated women here in Manila. I'll keep you guys posted on Manila because although a lot of it is a 3rd world shit hole, I think this place may be a little underrated, we'll see.

Post: #124

Nice report! I get the feeling "Kim" is a common name ladyboys use... Never heard a pinay go by that name.

In regard to the negative thing, you are not alone. As much as I love the Phillippines, they sometimes get on my nerves to. But I think that is to blame for the inballance alcohol makes on you body/mind. Good luck in Manila! Look forward to hear more...

Post: #125

Man, you gotta learn how to live with these gay guys there, there's nothing you can do. Whenever I meet a girl with a gay friend in SEA I'm already notching my belt. Gay guys get it, they will wingman the shit out of you and push her to go home with you as opposed to cockblocking girlfriends who make her feel like a slut.