Quote:You didn't even get your dick sucked ? Come on now, fat bitches love giving head.

Shit if she's there, I might as well get my rocks off, especially if she's trying to whip your dick out.

I got no shame in that, besides you won't be able to fuck her after that, problem solved.

Didn't think of it that way. In my mind I didn't want to give that heffer any excuse to get nasty. I thought shit, if I get a blowjob shes going to want something in return so not even going to say anything. She did try though, she said "spitters are quitters" but didn't fall for the bait.

Come across another scam/promo.

Girls saying that their phone "has a virus" so they're "getting rid of it" but they want you to try out a new app before unmatching.

Maybe security check your phone just in case they do have a virus if you come across this.

(01-19-2016 03:18 PM)xxMarco Wrote:  

Quote:You didn't even get your dick sucked ? Come on now, fat bitches love giving head.

Shit if she's there, I might as well get my rocks off, especially if she's trying to whip your dick out.

I got no shame in that, besides you won't be able to fuck her after that, problem solved.

Didn't think of it that way. In my mind I didn't want to give that heffer any excuse to get nasty. I thought shit, if I get a blowjob shes going to want something in return so not even going to say anything. She did try though, she said "spitters are quitters" but didn't fall for the bait.

I got SIF'ed once, it was a straight over to my house kind of deal.

I let her suck my dick a few sessions.

I remember one girl definitely had a few extra pounds in person, I ended up banging her, surprisingly her ass was nice, her pussy was aerodynamic, and she swallowed. The next session was the sloppiest nastiest blowjob ever, that's a compliment. She swallowed, I never heard from her again.

Honesty some girls are worth keeping around to let suck your dick, they never expect anything in return, guess they like cock worshiping like that.

I actually remember another girl, she was 19, she was thick, nice titties but her face was sub 6.5, she'd come over, we fucked here and there. But most the times she just sucked my dick. She even told me she sometimes loved giving me head and it got her hornier than getting fucked.

Basic principle, never let a okay bitch go to waste.

Granted if she's obviously some fat annoying bitch, then boot her

I've been going full retard on tinder and not messaging girls for a while after matching. I'm sure this kills me because when I do message a few days/week later, most girls already moved on. Great evidence of this is a girl from my high school social circle (I recently graduated undergrad) who used to be a bit chubby but slimmed down in college and is now a solid 7 matched me friday night and sent a long explanation of how "she felt honored to match with me on a friday night" followed by a few questions of what I'm up to etc.. I saw this the next morning and sent a short well-crafted response probing for logistics and..... she never responded. Perhaps, a bang wasn't in order and I know I'm late to the party on this point but I really need to seize these opportunities ASAP as a lot of leads seem to go cold fast.

Anyways, I've been losing interest in my main fb so I've been ramping up the online dating. Blasted ~10 girls this morning with a combination of the emoji drink opener (used to work great, seems to be dying off now), Miscbrah's opener on the other page, and "tinder says we'd have beautiful kids". So far 1/10 responses. I have solid pics so I often match a few 8+ "models" with 10K+ insta followers but my conversion to getting responses/numbers on these girls is abysmal. The online bangs I've gotten have been "on" from the get-go and those girls really facilitated the conversation. It's a rarity getting that amount of conversational investment through hotter matches on tinder. Surprisingly, OKC has been better in my experience for basic response rate from hotter girls. Note to myself to hit these girls up right after the match. I'm committing seppuku by harvesting matches and hitting them up later to find out the ship has already sailed.

(01-19-2016 03:26 PM)kaotic Wrote:  Honesty some girls are worth keeping around to let suck your dick, they never expect anything in return, guess they like cock worshiping like that.

I actually remember another girl, she was 19, she was thick, nice titties but her face was sub 6.5, she'd come over, we fucked here and there. But most the times she just sucked my dick. She even told me she sometimes loved giving me head and it got her hornier than getting fucked.

It's true-some girls just love sucking dick for dick sucking's sake. It just really turns them on and often they don't want a dating relationship.

These girls usually have a boyfriend or husband, but will have a guy or two whose dick they like to suck regularly. I have a fuck buddy like this- we have banged in the past, but these days she will simply text me occasionally to see if I am home during the day. If so, she will swing by during her errands and blow me. In and out the door in 20 minutes, including before and after chat. I don't usually come so quick, but her deepthroat skills are porn level. She told me once, " I get off from blowing you; it's like my throat or mouth cums."

(01-19-2016 03:20 PM)Pareto Wrote:  Come across another scam/promo.

Girls Bots saying that their phone "has a virus" so they're "getting rid of it" but they want you to try out a new app before unmatching.

You're not going to get a virus off Tinder unless you're stupid enough to blindly follow links from spam bots.

Typical tells for bots:
* 3 or 4 pictures, almost all solo headshots. Might look 18 but have age 25 listed.
* IG/snapchat names in profile have a different name to the girl - "Rachel" with "IG: jenni_walker_1993" in profile
* Name doesn't fit the girl (not many white girls called Latisha in the UK)
* Radical mismatch between stated age and profile age e.g says 24, "I'm 18 not 30 lol"
* Same profile text on different profiles
* Usually no job or education listed, or it's from another country than their
* Location in profile text is off (not always, may be a traveller but usually would say). If you're in the arse end of Scotland there aren't going to be many real "Malibu girl just moved here" types.

(11-23-2015 12:29 PM)DMario Wrote:  Forgot who said it originally, but the "Tinder says'd we'd have beautiful children" line has been working wonders for me.

So since they stopped giving the Sarcastic suggestions on Tinder I've just been using "We'd have the most beautiful children". Still working like a charm

Be careful out there boys! One of my matches, with whom I exchanged numbers and texted with, was just plastered all over the news for inappropriate communications with a student.

I'm relieved and also disappointed that I didn't go for the bang. Pseudo-celebrity notch?

http://www.news4jax.com/news/florida/st-...estigation

Would You Bang Post Press Coverage?

WB pre and post coverage.

Always with Florida

(01-21-2016 07:10 PM)Indy Wrote:  Be careful out there boys! One of my matches, with whom I exchanged numbers and texted with, was just plastered all over the news for inappropriate communications with a student.

I'm relieved and also disappointed that I didn't go for the bang. Pseudo-celebrity notch?

http://www.news4jax.com/news/florida/st-...estigation

Would You Bang Post Press Coverage?

What is it with online dating women and their weird-looking chins? I don't even see that many man jaws down at the gym.

Edit: WNB!

My ultimate tinder tip for gaming girls in latin countries:

Me: Que Pasa?
Me: Sorry, that's the only spanish I know.
Them: Hook, line and sinker (seriously. This works incredibly - they laugh, and love it )

Do you guys unmatch if someone hasn't responded?

Or just leave it?

(01-22-2016 01:52 PM)The_CEO Wrote:  Do you guys unmatch if someone hasn't responded?

Or just leave it?

I just leave em, not worried about them either way.

I unmatch, they can suck my big hair iranian balls

^^^
Ha. Not sure I want to click "like" on that though.

When you guys see (or match with) models who have their instagram and nothing else in their profile, are they mainly trolling for followers, or...?

One way to find out, brother!

(01-23-2016 10:25 PM)The_CEO Wrote:  ^^^
Ha. Not sure I want to click "like" on that though.

When you guys see (or match with) models who have their instagram and nothing else in their profile, are they mainly trolling for followers, or...?

Im not going to take shit either way. I have dignity and I wont be fucked around. They either like me or they dont.

It's not matching me at all now, so I've devised a little experiment. I've SuperLiked a couple of below average chicks and we'll see if they match.

I'm only using Tinder in large city areas from now. Where I am currently is just so dire.

i’m sure this has been mentioned but forgive me as i haven’t peeled thru the prior 192 pages of this thread!

why the fuck do women post pics with 3-4 of their friends?
why the fuck do women post pics of their dog as the main pic?
why the fuck do women post pics of their kid/niece/nephew etc?

why the fuck do women post pics of their food a, desert landscape,a building, a park, a pic of themselves taken for 100 yards away etc etc.

that shit never ceases to annoy me.

that and i could give a fuck about instagram in general [as it is joined to their tinder profile along with all the other bullshit social media apps]

it’s such a narcissistic jerk off tool/cunt alert and in many cases for me an instant red flag for
rampant moronic stupidity.

rant over and yes I have pulled ass from the app but it’s frustrating and a time waster just as much as any other pussy foraging endeavor.
I prefer okc for the bulk of my excavation.

delete

This is my profile on tinder - the shirtless one has my bio and it my main one because it gets me the most matches. I am in Warsaw and while I get a couple of matches a day I can rarely number close. Can anyone recommend a few messages I can send to get easy bangs with easy, average looking girls here?

Dude, why the fuck do you post that shit linked to your complete album with all kind of other pics? Delete ASAP! You've got about 15 minutes to do so..

Post some of your conversations so guys like Kaotic can give you some solid advice on what (not) to be saying.

Nice.. how that bathmate session working out for you

(01-19-2016 08:39 PM)MrXY Wrote:  

(01-19-2016 03:26 PM)kaotic Wrote:  Honesty some girls are worth keeping around to let suck your dick, they never expect anything in return, guess they like cock worshiping like that.

I actually remember another girl, she was 19, she was thick, nice titties but her face was sub 6.5, she'd come over, we fucked here and there. But most the times she just sucked my dick. She even told me she sometimes loved giving me head and it got her hornier than getting fucked.

It's true-some girls just love sucking dick for dick sucking's sake. It just really turns them on and often they don't want a dating relationship.

These girls usually have a boyfriend or husband, but will have a guy or two whose dick they like to suck regularly. I have a fuck buddy like this- we have banged in the past, but these days she will simply text me occasionally to see if I am home during the day. If so, she will swing by during her errands and blow me. In and out the door in 20 minutes, including before and after chat. I don't usually come so quick, but her deepthroat skills are porn level. She told me once, " I get off from blowing you; it's like my throat or mouth cums."

I need this in my life.