Any of you get the "Tinder is hot in your area" message today, claiming three times as many or whatever matches?

(01-03-2016 10:22 PM)MrXY Wrote:  Any of you get the "Tinder is hot in your area" message today, claiming three times as many or whatever matches?

Yeah got the same message. Thought it was weird.

-CD

(01-03-2016 10:22 PM)MrXY Wrote:  Any of you get the "Tinder is hot in your area" message today, claiming three times as many or whatever matches?

Yea I just made a tinder last week and got this message today a couple hours ago.

Tinder is really doing some weird shit. I noticed that when I run out of likes I start getting matches or delayed messages from girls I messaged hours earlier.
I think tinder is secretly cockblocking me

Yesterday I matched with this tourist broad, said she was 2 miles away when I saw her profile, when she matched me now it said she was 200 miles away.

I also got the "Tinder is hot in your area" message, bs.

Yesterday I tried out the Fake GPS app for the first time and everything seemed to be going fine at first but then Tinder started to act weird by the 2nd or 3rd city I searched in. I stopped receiving matches and at one point seemed to have an extreme amount of likes to send out. Still no more matches today.

Even when it was working it seemed to be forcing me to raise the age range from my usual 18-28 range.

The app is getting buggy as hell. My matches disappear constantly and need to login to get them back. Lots of times when I open tinder it needs to look for people in my area again (I wonder if I am shown to others in the meanwhile..).

Think ill give Happn a try.

There's a way around some of the headaches caused by the app these days.

http://www.apk4fun.com/history/6808/

This site gives a list of all the updates the app went through from April 2014 till present, where each update is downloadable. So in essence you can have an April 2014 tinder version on your phone. The only downside is its for Android only. I haven't been able to find an apple equivalent.

Before you download a prior version, make sure to turn off auto updates. If you don't you'll end up with the lastest version.

yup it's happening to me as well. I'm back in an area where I got at least 5-8 matches a day. Now I'm getting two a day that seem to come in every 8-12 hours from each other. I'm almost certain now they are holding matches. Oh well gives me more of an opportunity and drive to day game now.

-CD

I got back on to Tinder last night after being off for about 5 months. Wow I feel like Rip Van Winkle waking up. I've never seen so many trolls, land whales and garbage. So far I've matched with four but whether they reply to my message or I can get them out on a date remains to be seen.

So here's something I've been pondering, and I talked to kaotic a little bit about it.

We all know that on these things if you have abs, show them off. I'm not huge but I was measured at 8.9% body fat and I have some abs and good muscle tone, so this is definitely something I should use.

The problem is, I live in NYC so I can't just go out into the backyard and "chop wood" so to speak. How do you guys think I can show off my abs? I have my other pics in a row - a good profile pic, one with an HB, another kind of mystery pic, and an epic one with Donald Trump. How can I get this last one in?

I know these things have jumped the shark by now, but pussy has dried up for the winter and I'll probably have less time to approach this year than I did last year.

Just add a selfie

Or leave it off tinder and once you get her number, during the Convo you can say "just came from the gym. I definitely need a massage" and send her the photo.

(01-04-2016 03:35 PM)Libertas Wrote:  We all know that on these things if you have abs, show them off. I'm not huge but I was measured at 8.9% body fat and I have some abs and good muscle tone, so this is definitely something I should use.

The problem is, I live in NYC so I can't just go out into the backyard and "chop wood" so to speak. How do you guys think I can show off my abs?

Since it's winter now a trip to the beach in Jersey is probably out of the question but the general consensus is having a shirtless beach photo is socially acceptable and won't trigger the douche alarms of the typical woman.

Any chance of flying down to south florida for a long weekend to get a beach shot in?

Probably going to delete Tinder in a couple of months - getting no matches at all. Going to give it until Feb. 15th and then dumping it.

Have tried changing my bio and my photos as much as possible, but to no avail.

Will hit the gym hard, and then alter the photos to suit my body. Will hopefully see a transformation in six months or so.

(01-04-2016 04:29 PM)Pareto Wrote:  Will hit the gym hard, and then alter the photos to suit my body. Will hopefully see a transformation in six months or so.

I use Tinder in london with beach photos. It is dry like the Sahara desert, get a bang here and there but usually 6s from Tinder while meet up with hotter girls on Happn, SA and even Okcupid. I genuinely only got 4 numbers off Tinder in the last 6 weeks, banged two of them and they were nothing at all to write home to about.

(01-04-2016 03:35 PM)Libertas Wrote:  So here's something I've been pondering, and I talked to kaotic a little bit about it.

We all know that on these things if you have abs, show them off. I'm not huge but I was measured at 8.9% body fat and I have some abs and good muscle tone, so this is definitely something I should use.

The problem is, I live in NYC so I can't just go out into the backyard and "chop wood" so to speak. How do you guys think I can show off my abs? I have my other pics in a row - a good profile pic, one with an HB, another kind of mystery pic, and an epic one with Donald Trump. How can I get this last one in?

I know these things have jumped the shark by now, but pussy has dried up for the winter and I'll probably have less time to approach this year than I did last year.

Put on some sweats, take shirt off and do some yoga poses. A lot of them work the core and make for some money shots. Plus you'll attract more of the alternative chicks too that think they're cultured because they know about downward facing dog

-CD

(01-04-2016 05:09 PM)Vincent Chase Wrote:  

(01-04-2016 04:29 PM)Pareto Wrote:  Will hit the gym hard, and then alter the photos to suit my body. Will hopefully see a transformation in six months or so.

I use Tinder in london with beach photos. It is dry like the Sahara desert, get a bang here and there but usually 6s from Tinder while meet up with hotter girls on Happn, SA and even Okcupid. I genuinely only got 4 numbers off Tinder in the last 6 weeks, banged two of them and they were nothing at all to write home to about.

I'm about an hour away from London, and the quality is a little variable. I'd be happy with 6s considering I get nothing at the moment.

My problem is that I've not had a match in months, so I can't even practice online game. Tinder just appears to be a waste of resources at the moment until I get better aesthetically...and/or get drastic face reconstruction surgery

I'm going to London tomorrow though, so may download a couple of other apps and see what results I get from a larger crowd

(01-04-2016 03:35 PM)Libertas Wrote:  So here's something I've been pondering, and I talked to kaotic a little bit about it.

We all know that on these things if you have abs, show them off. I'm not huge but I was measured at 8.9% body fat and I have some abs and good muscle tone, so this is definitely something I should use.

The problem is, I live in NYC so I can't just go out into the backyard and "chop wood" so to speak. How do you guys think I can show off my abs? I have my other pics in a row - a good profile pic, one with an HB, another kind of mystery pic, and an epic one with Donald Trump. How can I get this last one in?

I know these things have jumped the shark by now, but pussy has dried up for the winter and I'll probably have less time to approach this year than I did last year.

Is there snow in NYC? If so you could try setting up a 'summer atmosphere' with some friends. Set up a beachy setting with a beach chair and take a funny pose while holding some exotic looking cocktail (even sirup works for that matter) and wear swimming shorts, snowboots and shades. Just doing it would be funny as hell and you may have some cool pics. Extra benefit: a funny story of how you guys had a great time while your dick was freezing off.

This happened to me Sunday afternoon.



Yeah, they're holding back matches...

I just started this up again. I can't stand Facebook and don't use it for anything but dating apps. Anyway... after 48 hours of furious swiping on 7s, 8s, and a 9 or two, I got a drink date lined up for the weekend. A nice low 8 who seems very enthusiastic. My awesome opener was "Hi!" and wasn't expecting much from it. I have convos going with about 5 other women as well... but nothing immediate on those yet.

College girls are gone now so I'm shutting tinder down until spring break

How hot do you guys think the girl who made this bio is:

"Fulltime nurse.. Songwriter.. I need help with that. New to xyz_city.. Not looking for penis even though penis is nice. That comes later right.. ? just bored need a hangout partner who doesn't mind getting out trying new things.. No Netflix and chill all the time dang!! Why y'all so horny ??"

^that's a real bio.

(01-06-2016 12:41 AM)~wrIghter~ Wrote:  How hot do you guys think the girl who made this bio is:

"Fulltime nurse..Songwriter.. I need help with that.

Full-time nurse doesn't give any clues, (amateur) Songwriter could suggest more of a slim physique.

Quote:New to xyz_city.. Not looking for penis even though penis is nice. That comes later right.. ?

Wording suggests she gets a lot of boyfriends, which would indicate being very attractive. Also hints at an LTR over a ONS/SNL with that last line.

Quote:just bored need a hangout partner who doesn't mind getting out trying new things.. No Netflix and chill all the time dang!! Why y'all so horny ??"

First line suggests she's active, so potentially athletic and sporty. She's bored of the same experiences a la Netflix and chill, so she could also be looking for someone who is a bit more creative.

Overall, I'd think this girl is decent looking, or fairly hot. It's as if she's been through the Netflix and chill stage, pump 'n' dump phase many times before and is now looking to settle down.

Estimated: 7/10

From my experiences, what the reality probably is:
- (slightly) overweight
- Looking for a companion with a view to LTR (most likely beta)
- The Netflix and chill comments come from her much hotter friends who get all the action; she secretly wants some of this.

Estimated: 4/10

(01-04-2016 06:14 PM)Stimulus Wrote:  Is there snow in NYC? If so you could try setting up a 'summer atmosphere' with some friends. Set up a beachy setting with a beach chair and take a funny pose while holding some exotic looking cocktail (even sirup works for that matter) and wear swimming shorts, snowboots and shades. Just doing it would be funny as hell and you may have some cool pics. Extra benefit: a funny story of how you guys had a great time while your dick was freezing off.

None yet, but it will surely come.

That actually does sound pretty funny. I tried posing with a snowman once last year but the pictures didn't turn out good.

How about doing it just by myself on my terrace?

(01-06-2016 08:59 AM)Libertas Wrote:  

(01-04-2016 06:14 PM)Stimulus Wrote:  Is there snow in NYC? If so you could try setting up a 'summer atmosphere' with some friends. Set up a beachy setting with a beach chair and take a funny pose while holding some exotic looking cocktail (even sirup works for that matter) and wear swimming shorts, snowboots and shades. Just doing it would be funny as hell and you may have some cool pics. Extra benefit: a funny story of how you guys had a great time while your dick was freezing off.

None yet, but it will surely come.

That actually does sound pretty funny. I tried posing with a snowman once last year but the pictures didn't turn out good.

How about doing it just by myself on my terrace?

Sure you can do it by yourself. Taking pictures would be somewhat of a pain but just use the timer on your camera/phone. Doing stuff like this with some friends would make for a better (and funny) 'background-of-the-pic' story though. Girls will ask about why you did such a thing so complimenting the photo with a great 'I'm having a fun life' story would be ideal.

@Pareto:

From my experiences, what the reality probably is:
- (slightly) overweight
- Looking for a companion with a view to LTR (most likely beta)
- The Netflix and chill comments come from her much hotter friends who get all the action; she secretly wants some of this.

Estimated: 4/10

Just about spot on! The only difference is that I'm pretty sure she gets plenty of Netflix and Chill comments than drink/date offers.

OAN: Number closed a girl off tinder in 5 messages. My text game is tremendously better than what it used to be.

(01-04-2016 03:35 AM)Suave Wrote:  There's a way around some of the headaches caused by the app these days.

http://www.apk4fun.com/history/6808/

This site gives a list of all the updates the app went through from April 2014 till present, where each update is downloadable. So in essence you can have an April 2014 tinder version on your phone. The only downside is its for Android only. I haven't been able to find an apple equivalent.

Before you download a prior version, make sure to turn off auto updates. If you don't you'll end up with the lastest version.

I think this might be possible for iPhone users also, just have to find a source that is providing the older files.

For those of us running a JAILBREAK, there's a great app helping you downgrade any app you want. I've just tried this with Tinder and it works like a charm. I can now see 'last online' again and even have the 'moments' option again.

Note: Haven't tried moments so don't know if they'll work. Also chances are your matched did upgrade so they don't even have the 'moments' tab anymore.

Anyway, for those interested: open Cydia and search for App Admin.

EDIT:
For those of us without a jailbroken iPhone: click.

More info about App Admin: click.