Post: #201

Re:cops,

I get searched by the cops about once a month. They're almost always cordial, if a bit pushy sometimes.

Basically they're told to search tourists for drugs, but they're also told to follow procedure and not really piss anyone off... they know it would have bad implications for tourism. Cops are no problem in BKK (as long as you're respectful and not doing anything illegal)

Post: #202

Full write-up to come. Going to chiang mai today. Got pulled by hi-so girl in car when Asaxon and I were sitting drinking beers. They bring me to Mixx. I end up leaving w/different girl. im going 3 girls in 3 days all cold. and 4 girls for 4 days if you count my thai friend from LA who've ive met b4.

PS- any forum members wanna meet who live in chiang mai. lmk. thai # 668 (dash) 2795 (dash) 1865

Post: #203

Ticket booked. I'll be landing in Bangkok on Wednesday.

Post: #204

(12-08-2012 11:59 PM)RichieP Wrote:  Re:cops,

I get searched by the cops about once a month. They're almost always cordial, if a bit pushy sometimes.

Basically they're told to search tourists for drugs, but they're also told to follow procedure and not really piss anyone off... they know it would have bad implications for tourism. Cops are no problem in BKK (as long as you're respectful and not doing anything illegal)

Right after arriving in BKK, everyone's carry-on luggage was searched by hand not xray. I got the sense they were searching for drugs -- not for customs violations (if I remember correctly the customs check came later). When I got to my hotel, I realized I had a couple of loose flu tablets at the bottom of my bag which they didn't see. I'm convinced that being dressed in business attire helps you get through searches.

Post: #205

Update: two interesting nights out with DVY and travel hardcore. Seems weekends are bad for pulling freebies at insomnia...All looking for p4p. Scratch dog was soso, a very local crowd. DVY got hit by car mirror while going after hiso girls driving by, loading him into heir car like a streetwalker. Scams scams everywhere. Cab driver got pulled over, had to pay up, 7/11 tried to overcharge when seeing we were drunk etc etc etc... DVY and I met two girls at nana who claimed to be no pros, only there for the live music...not exactly likely. One was not hit by the ugly stick, she was the ugly stick herself! The other one soso. We left pretending to get street food.
Got some online girls still harassing me, might meet a new one tonight after avoiding the drugstore girl who wanted me to meet her police officer parents....scary thought.

Post: #206

Keep the stories coming.

Post: #207

DVY: If I remember correctly you were half-white half-asian. You should be able to do decent damage as loads of Thai girls have fantasies of "lookkreungs".

Oh and how did you tell that the girls in the cars were "hi-so"? Were they driving a sports car or sth?

Post: #208

The car was very nice...even to me just watching DVY hop in it was obvious there was money... Half Asian looks help. I got to work for everything here while DVY gets lots of unsolicited attention. Could also be a height thing...I feel I am a tad too big and tall for the girls here. What helps me out at home is a hindrance here it seems

Post: #209

(12-09-2012 02:44 AM)murrb Wrote:  I hope by the time I get to bkk there will still be at least one woman that hasn't already been infiltrated by rooshvforum. Keep the stories coming.

There's 15 million people in BKK.

Post: #210

This thread is golden.

Given how hot and humid it is there, how do you guys dress during the day and at night when you go out?

Post: #211

@ conductor- this girl had a standard car, but inside was decked out. nice phone, nice gucci watch, nice shoes, jewelry. Her friend when we pull up to Mixx gets out of her Z4. It was really weird, the girls started chatting in fast thai and saying back and forth and somehow by the time we go to club, the girl who was in the car who picked me up (sucked my fingers on the way to the club and tell me she loves me) is very cold. They pay cover and run inside. I am like wtf. ok, then i see them again. Dance a little w/them. Same cold shit. WTF sucking my fingers to pretending like i dont exist. F- you hoe! Club was kind of meh inside. Lots of farang.

I, confused, stay for 5 mins around them, then when they leave and don't grab me to come. I grab the next thai girl who's giving me eyes. End up dancing w/her for a few minutes and original group of 3 hi-so girls who came back by now are just standing around and not dancing start bugging out. They give me evil eyes and faces. F-ck them.

End up partying w/said thai girl until wee hours. Then i pull my trade-mark patent move. "I hungry, lets go eat steet food." Said thai girl and her sister drive me to terminal 21, we hop out and make our way to soi 23( where i live). No street food in sight. fffff 5am everything closed. Meh, go to 7-11 and buy milk (patent move, will go into detail later why this is so great). Girls laugh at my milk, i buy them nam blao (water). They giggle and laugh.

I pick up tab at the only restaurant thats open..its 350 baht (meh, not 100 baht street food but whatever). Grab thai girl and head back to my place. Her sister dips. Thai girl showers and then falls asleep. I try to finger her and lick her titties, she pushes me off and says "we boom boom tomorrow" (hahah). I call reception and set alarm for 9.30am. My checkout is noonish. Its 6.45 am now haha.

9.30 wake up, then open drapes and start bumping music. Hit it for about an hour, make her cum twice. She showers and leaves afterwards. Fantastic ass, big boobies. She weighs 43 kilos. lol. Giant booty, and titties for a girl her size.

She apparently still wasted. Had a bottle of vodka and 2 glasses of wine between her and her sister. woahhhh. thats ridic.

Total count- 4 girls in 4 days. 3 cold, 1 knew previously. Not too shabby. No pipelining. 2 pros/semi-pros 2 regular girls.

Post: #212

(11-23-2012 02:55 AM)Asaxon Wrote:  This is to chronicle my upcoming (leaving today) trip to Thailand.

Good luck!! I'll be heading to Thailand this month. It will be my first experience in the country so I'm looking forward to a great trip as well.

Post: #213

@Smitty- I dress like upper-class thai. Dress shirt (gray/light blue/gray-purple), dark blue jeans and brown dress shoes at night. I am slim, 6'2 and yes 1/2 asian. The dress shoes give you another inch so im close to 6'3 w/dress shoes.

Post: #214

(12-09-2012 08:30 AM)DVY Wrote:  @Smitty- I dress like upper-class thai. Dress shirt (gray/light blue/gray-purple), dark blue jeans and brown dress shoes at night. I am slim, 6'2 and yes 1/2 asian. The dress shoes give you another inch so im close to 6'3 w/dress shoes.

DVY, thanks for that info.

How do you wear jeans with the insane humidity? Weather at night not so bad?

Post: #215

I wear jeans but it is uncomfortable. Dress shoes at night, sneakers during the day. Depends on your physique. Travelhardcore can get away with t-shirts and casual pants, I need a dress shirt and proper shoes... it is getting much cooler right now, down to 70s instead of 90s when we got here.

Post: #216

@ Smitty- old trick- baby powder. You dust your balls and ass-crotch region w/baby powder. Absorbs moisture and prevents rash. Thats why all the beezies like to shower here (there are dusted to the max w/baby powder). Sounds weird, but f-ck id rather have baby powder on my crotch than get nasty swamp-ass and crotch rash.

Btw, landed in Chiang Mai. Its pretty chill here. Not too crazy/scammy like Bangkok. The girls are v. sexy here at the nightmarket. A simple type of sexy (young and youthful) not made-up and glammy sexy. Dunno, its interesting seeing the attitude difference. Got a 1 hr massage for 120 bht (4 buxs). excellent.

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Update: My dates turned out to be rather dull today, went to foodland for a late night snack. Seating there is barstyle and next to me were 2 guys from some middle eastern country (looked half black half Arabic) who spoke very animatedly and loudly, annoying me to no end. When it came time to pay their bill they refused to recognize that the fruit they had eaten was an upgrade of 10 baht over the standard price (I think they had subsituted mango for orange or something like that). The server explained but language barriers and their attitude did not help. One guy got really upset. He was about 40, sideways baseball cap, 5'5 but wider than tall, probably 25 years of lifting weights. He insulted the server and made wild gestures with his arms. Since he touched me twice I turned to his side, asked him to cool it, hoping that the fact someone else was listening in would deescalate - it did not. He asked me "what your problem man" I told him my problem was that he was disturbing the peace and fought over a meager 10 baht, insulting the waiter and almost knocking over my drink. I told him to just pay up and leave to save everyone the hassle. I should have seen in this guy's eyes that he was not the smartest tool in the shed - a definite wild card in a confrontation as intelligent people would not normally want to go to jail over something this petty. Everything calmed down for 10 seconds when all of a sudden he threw his bill bin (small wooden bin that holds the food tickets at foodland) at the waiter and smacked his hand on the counter, spraying me, the waiter and one other guy with water. He then made more gestures and (possibly accidentally) pushed the waiter with his arm. I got really pissed at this point, stood up, put myself between him and the server and told him to calm down, no explicit language, just a clear "Calm down". He looked irritated but was still focused on the waiter, now throwing an empty plate at him. At this point the whole joint started yelling and a few employees ran outside. I was still blocking the guy, thinking he would probably knock me over (I would probably not stand a chance against this guy. I am way taller but he looked like an animal) soon when two cops came in. They screamed at the "perp" who got very quiet and asked him for his passport before ushering him outside where at least 6 more cops were arriving. They also asked me for my passport but the manager or whoever the "head woman" in the place was said something to them and they did not care about me anymore... close call. I really got to start minding my own business here.

Post: #218

Asaxon: Surprise company party, ladyboy massage, crazy middle eastern bodybuilder, lol what's next for you man? Keep it coming.

DVY: Yeah, it's peaceful in chiangmai. Transportation is a little more inconvenient though. Check out the Warm Up and Fabrique clubs.

Post: #219

Man only here for 3-4 days. Pipelined a girl here. Shes messaging me good morning. good night. Don't really know what that means. Went to sunday night-market yesterday. Got a 1 hr massage for 120 baht. Today, going to search for real travel agency, do laundry, and get another 2hr massage.

The weather is fantastic now. Its prolly mid 70s, cool, not humid at all. Lots of farang walking around here. Not quite as scammy either. Its a nice change of pace. My bangkok mild-hack cough is subsiding a little bit.

I think I am going to take a break from clubbing/late nights and do some real touristy stuff. My abs are killing me. Too much sex in the last few days. If you add it all together is like 10 hrs of sex in 4-5 days, w/little sleep, 1k calories of alcohol everyday, street food, and humidity. Its a massive drain on your system.

Post: #220

Walked around night-market. Spit some game after this asian girl who opened me...she asked me what i was eating. Led to insta-date, and talking. Shes from Shanghai here on business. We got smoothies, grub, and 1 drink at bar. Weasel her back to my place, but she seems resistant to kissing/anything else. I give up and walk her back. No dice. I #/facebook close, but am unsure if this worth even pursuing. Honestly, this is the first night I have spent over 10 minutes solo w/a girl and not got laid. Incredible to think about.

Big warning signs in girls is hyper-picky on their food and not wanting to share drinks/utensils- means not wanting to share spit (i guess). Live and learn. She really digged me, i thought, but I think she wants 2-3 more dates before bang. I left her in a hurry at her hotel in Shangri-La (Chiang Mai) aka ritzy 5 star top of the line. Then didnt turn back and went to tuk-tuk. She ran over and tried to talk to me more, i bargained w/tuk-tuk and left. Waved goodbye w/closed body language.

She just texted me asking i got home safely? Honestly, what am i coming to that I cant even tolerate not banging after 1 hr of meeting. I am just tired/over of "girl bullshit" and reasoning. For me, at this point I know my Sexual-marketplace-value( American money, young, slim, tall, good-looking half-white, well-dressed, seriously a 9.5 for most girls here) and its leagues above her ( 6.75/10, 8.5 made-up) here in Asia Playing the dating-game is a joke when you know that tomorrow you get laid if you put a hello forth at 3am anywhere.

Maybe this dichotomy in sexual market value is what makes american women so spoiled. I liked this girl, but by day 1 if she doesnt do everything right and at the very least kiss me and clearly offer me sex in a reasonably short time-frame, its a NEXT in my book. I will only hit it/talk to her again if i roll to shang-hai and need a tour-guide/possible bang. OR if she hits me up. Really puts your perspective in a different viewpoint.

Coming back to the states will be interesting. Either I will get laid like mad because I have no desperation "stink" or I just wont put up w/anything and never get laid.

Some other funny moments, ladyboy following me at 12.30am around 7-11 pretending to browse and winking at me constantly. 12.45am- Thai bar girl turning around just as I am passing, and seeing my face then looking down and falling unto somebody's lap/table to get out of my way. Then madly blushing as I laugh and ask her if she is OK. The whole bar stops and watches me. Girl gets even more embarassed and runs to her motorbike and jets off. LOL.

Post: #221

My game fucking sucked after coming back home from killing it in peru. I built a shit load of entitlement which doesn't do much for motivation when the girls aren't as hot as the ones you were getting yet put off a far stronger unapproachable vibe.

Post: #222

(12-09-2012 01:32 PM)Asaxon Wrote:  They screamed at the "perp" who got very quiet and asked him for his passport before ushering him outside where at least 6 more cops were arriving. They also asked me for my passport but the manager or whoever the "head woman" in the place was said something to them and they did not care about me anymore... close call. I really got to start minding my own business here.

Nicely done but you were lucky that the Thai manager remembered to put in a word for you to the cops. When something goes down, as a farang you are bottom of the pile with the police so you have to be careful.

Post: #223

Awesome thread guys, looking into heading there myself to try and make some business contacts in the areas. Keep up the good stories.

Post: #224

This thread is getting excited! keep the stories coming. Can't wait till I land in Feb

Post: #225

Update: Life is starting to get repetitive here. Yesterday I met a girl and went to eat, back to my room etc etc etc., The only excitement was on the way back when we saw a disgusting, huge sewer rat hop along the sidewalk and towards a barefoot Indian guy. It was like a slow motion disaster, watching the creature run up to the man who was texting and only noticed once it started sniffing and test biting his toe. He casually kicked it off of him. This was right on Sukhumvit. Also, cockroach numbers seem to have increased a lot, they are everywhere. The drugstore girl called at 7am today. Travel hardcore and I had been to soi cowboy to get cleaned out by poolsharks till 2am and I was still drunk. I told her to meet me later, woke up in a daze at 1:30pm to a knocking sound. She had bypassed the reception and keycard doors and was right there, wanting to know why I had turned off my phone....