Post: #851

So yesterday went out and bought a new mattress for myself. Invited a girl over to try it out, the mattress sucked and I knew I wanted to return it. Woke up in the morning and the bastard had started her period and I now have a shitty mattress with blood stains all over it.

Post: #852

I love drinking but I am hating on my friend's birthday party coming up on Friday. I have been eating ridiculously clean/healthy for the past 3 weeks and have got into a rhythm with my diet (if that makes any sense). Friday is going to be a shitshow and it will throw off my diet at least for a couple of days. The hardest part of eating healthy is getting into the whole routine, once it's broken it's easy to stray. At least he invited some cute girls to his party whom I haven't met before. Should be a fun night overall.

Post: #853

(09-16-2014 08:48 PM)IvanDrago Wrote:  I hate it when one of my balls hangs a lot lower than the other two.

you have three balls?

Post: #854

(09-17-2014 02:04 PM)JoyStick Wrote:  

(09-16-2014 08:48 PM)IvanDrago Wrote:  I hate it when one of my balls hangs a lot lower than the other two.

you have three balls?

Why do i imagine Shin asking this in an episode?

Post: #855

I hate college dating atmosphere on my campus :/

Post: #856

(09-17-2014 08:27 PM)Kingsley Davis Wrote:  

(09-17-2014 02:04 PM)JoyStick Wrote:  

(09-16-2014 08:48 PM)IvanDrago Wrote:  I hate it when one of my balls hangs a lot lower than the other two.

you have three balls?

Why do i imagine Shin asking this in an episode?

I think you gave your identity away with the three ball reveal.

Post: #857

(09-17-2014 01:20 PM)evilhei Wrote:  So yesterday went out and bought a new mattress for myself. Invited a girl over to try it out, the mattress sucked and I knew I wanted to return it. Woke up in the morning and the bastard had started her period and I now have a shitty mattress with blood stains all over it.

You know what would be a good use for that mattress since it's now ruined? Carrying it around everywhere.

Post: #858

(09-17-2014 02:04 PM)JoyStick Wrote:  

(09-16-2014 08:48 PM)IvanDrago Wrote:  I hate it when one of my balls hangs a lot lower than the other two.

you have three balls?

Good job catching the joke

Post: #859

(10-20-2012 07:01 AM)Deluge Wrote:  I hate it when fat girls dress real slutty. It's repulsive.

Or when fat girls have skin tight jeans.

Post: #860

I hate women drivers

I hate old women drivers

I hate faggots driving slowly in sports cars

I hate faggots who can't drive properly
I hate it when I have to park next to a fucker who takes up some of my parking space

I hate drivers who brake too many fucking times in a minute

I hate fucking assholes who drive slowly on the right lane

Post: #861

(10-12-2014 09:10 AM)Alexanderthelarge Wrote:  I hate women drivers

I hate old women drivers

I hate faggots driving slowly in sports cars

I hate faggots who can't drive properly
I hate it when I have to park next to a fucker who takes up some of my parking space

I hate drivers who brake too many fucking times in a minute

I hate fucking assholes who drive slowly on the right lane

Don't forget the fuckwits who come to a complete stop to make a turn.

Post: #862

(10-12-2014 09:10 AM)Alexanderthelarge Wrote:  I hate women drivers

I hate old women drivers

I hate faggots driving slowly in sports cars

I hate faggots who can't drive properly
I hate it when I have to park next to a fucker who takes up some of my parking space

I hate drivers who brake too many fucking times in a minute

I hate fucking assholes who drive slowly on the right lane

I hate guys who have just gotten their driver's license

Post: #863

I want to see some maniac show up at an awards ceremony, run up behind Arianna Grande and snip that stupid ponytail off. Then run away.

Post: #864

I hate people who stare at the jizz stains on my shirt when I go to the gym.

Post: #865

(11-12-2014 08:37 PM)Krusyos Wrote:  I hate people who stare at the jizz stains on my shirt when I go to the gym.

Post: #866

I hate these fucking ridiculous "Consent" propaganda things we're seeing everywhere and every time I see one of the stupid fucking posters out at my campus I rip them down and smile an evil smile in homage to the great and mighty patriarchy.

Post: #867

"Don't hate the sinner, hate the sin".

Post: #868

I hate that my height disqualifies me as a potential sexual partner for some women.

Post: #869

I hate job hunting!

Post: #870

I hate that the Player Hater's will never grace TV again.

I also hate that Patrice Oneal is dead. Did you see him hating in that video?

Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate!

Post: #871

I hate store clerks with unpleasant expressions on their faces.

Post: #872

I hate star tattoos

They look shit

Post: #873

(12-09-2014 02:00 AM)Felix88 Wrote:  I hate store clerks with unpleasant expressions on their faces.

I hate customers that have a problem with my unpleasant expression on my face when i'm serving them.

Post: #874

I hate seeing men start using the word "uncomfortable" alongside women. People use this word likes it's a crime now. They use it like a little kid about to tattle-tell on someone. "I'm uncomfortable about ...."

Women love the word "uncomfortable" because it's a stones throw away from another vague word called, "threatening."

So what if you're uncomfortable?
Cheap Mexican food makes me "uncomfortable" and so does a whole list of other shit.

Post: #875

I hate unintelligent educated people who ask questions, but refuse to listen and end up dominating the conversation. If you truly wanted an answer, why are you not allowing somebody to answer it? I know "listening" is considered "beta", but seriously?