(Yesterday 09:43 AM)Cation Wrote:  Yesterday, a Yank told us a story of approaching and number closing two 10s from Brazil. Didn't have pics, so I called him out.

I did that because a few days ago, he kiss closed an Argentinian girl who was between 6 and 7. He said she was an 8.

I hate it when guys misrepresent girls in order to have a better story, and will always call them out on it.

Yeah but the reality is only the 10s get to date 10s. The super hotties settle for Trump and Ronaldo because they can and no-one else can. So if guys have to inflate the hotness of their girls in their heads to be satisfied I don't think they're hurting anyone in the end, and they should be left be.

I hate when customers tell me to put "less ice" in a drink.

Fuckin idiots.

We fill the glass up to the top with ice for a reason.

Because you only get a certain amount of liqour (unless you order a double).

People think asking for less ice think that means they get more booze lol.

It just means I have to put more mix in it, and the drink bruises faster, looks weak, and tastes weak.

And when they inevitably decide to complain about it after that...just grinds my fucking gears I tell ya.

A side note, I had some dumb twat complain about a long island ice tea I made the other day, saying she didn't like how it tastes.

Bitch, LIIT's are not meant to taste good. They're meant to fuck you up. They're for drunken hood rats who are trying to catch a buzz. There's four types of liquor in that fucking drink for chrissake, (and triple sec) and sweet and sour, with a splash of coke (hence the 'iced tea' in the name)

What's to like?

Hate when there is no big black ass around when I want to see some big black ass around.

Where are those days when I was just a fucking looser playing games on PC and jerking off 7 times a day. Everything was alright and I did not even feel pathetic. No flakes and time schedules of other people existed. I got my "nut" when I wanted and felt achievement spikes in my brain because of gaming, everything was easy and right there. Now I feel disgusted just when I remember how porn looks like.

I get more achievement spikes during the day than when I was gaming and I still fuck around 1 new girl a week so I should not complain.

But it was fucking easy life in the fucking oblivion. When you are in the Matrix, don't even know about it and like it.

It's a hard life for a Red Pill Men everyday.

Nah fuck that shit, I love my life.

(Yesterday 05:17 PM)Rhyme or Reason Wrote:  Bitch, LIIT's are not meant to taste good. They're meant to fuck you up. They're for drunken hood rats who are trying to catch a buzz. There's four types of liquor in that fucking drink for chrissake, (and triple sec) and sweet and sour, with a splash of coke (hence the 'iced tea' in the name)

What's to like?

I cant remember the last time I heard of anyone ordering one of those. I think bush was still in...and I dont mean the president

(Yesterday 09:43 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

(Yesterday 05:17 PM)Rhyme or Reason Wrote:  Bitch, LIIT's are not meant to taste good. They're meant to fuck you up. They're for drunken hood rats who are trying to catch a buzz. There's four types of liquor in that fucking drink for chrissake, (and triple sec) and sweet and sour, with a splash of coke (hence the 'iced tea' in the name)

What's to like?

I cant remember the last time I heard of anyone ordering one of those. I think bush was still in...and I dont mean the president

The hoes will order an Adios instead. It's the same thing except it's blue and trades coke for sprite.

I hate the people who I see hit on girls or in an office setting who say things like "Hey Trouble" or "Here comes trouble." I feel awkward every time I hear it.

Also hate when people say "lit" when talking about cool parties, shows, venues, etc. "Oh shit, dis party is lit!" Makes you sound like an asshole.

I HATE people who break into anger/anxiety/bitchiness at the first sign of trouble. Have some fibre, for fucks sake.

There's this gay dude with a lisp at work. He's generally cool but whenever something goes wrong you can literally see him snap into bitch mode. He goes into this angry whisper emphasizing certain words. His lisp goes from 10% to 200%. I always make of fun of him. This happens about once or twice a week:

"Hi, I would like to cancel this service."
"No problem, sir. Just a moment. [1min wait.] We'll cancel right away, you'll just need to pay for what you used."
"What? W-w-what do you mean? This is absurd. A-b-s-u-r-d. You wanna charge me? For what? I only used it for a few days. Ridiculous. You guys are thieves. Oh my God. I can't believe it."
"Well let me check if we can give you a discount - could you please return in a few minutes?"
"You want me to return the call? What the hell? I've been waiting to getting this sorted out forever. You guys are ridiculous. You have the worst customer service, my God."

I'm sitting a few tables over like:

I hate the bullshit games you have to play with women over text/messaging app. Like not replying too early to avoid seeming needy. For fuck sake, if I'm sitting at home relaxing or see your text when I'm currently not doing anything, it suits me to reply instantly and get it out of the way as opposed to keeping a mental log of who texted when and when to reply. We're fucking adults!

I hate that my Instagram followers won't click on the link in my bio. I make funny sh*t for you to laugh at and you can't even go and read something I wrote. It took time.

I hate people who drag their feet when they walk and it makes that anoying noise when the sole of their shoes rubs against the floor

I hate people who leave a car length+ gap between them and the car in front of them when in heavy traffic or at a stop light. Addendum: also hate people who continually inch forward when waiting at a stop light. You're not fucking getting anywhere and your needlessly wearing out your brakes. Get cancer.

I hate "convenience" fees and other hidden bullshit costs.

I hate craft beer and I'll be glad when this snooty trend of awful tasting beer dies and we can go back to all bars serving drinkable pilsners and lagers for a reasonable price.

(06-26-2017 12:15 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  I hate people who leave a car length+ gap between them and the car in front of them when in heavy traffic or at a stop light. Addendum: also hate people who continually inch forward when waiting at a stop light. You're not fucking getting anywhere and your needlessly wearing out your brakes. Get cancer.

I also don't understand people that continue to accelerate when they clearly see traffic at red lights. Just let off the gas and drift to the stopped cars. You're not going to get past the light quicker if you continue hauling like a bat out of hell only to slam on your breaks when you're 100 feet away.

I hate the different spelling variations of the same name.

Jon, John, Jonathan. Megan, Megyn, Meagan. Brittney, Brittnee (yep I've seen it). Sean, Shawn, Shaun etc.

The other day I met a Gillian who pronounces it "Jillian".

One name, one spelling. That's how it should be. All these hippie parents trying to be unique or something.

(06-26-2017 01:37 PM)TigerMandingo Wrote:  I hate the different spelling variations of the same name.

Jon, John, Jonathan. Megan, Megyn, Meagan. Brittney, Brittnee (yep I've seen it). Sean, Shawn, Shaun etc.

The other day I met a Gillian who pronounces it "Jillian".

One name, one spelling. That's how it should be. All these hippie parents trying to be unique or something.

Reality Winner's parents should be in jail.

When she was arrested I kept thinking "reality winner from what fucking show? They can't even say the show?" on every article....until I realized the girl's name IS Reality Winner.

In their defense, she changed her name to it.

Doesn't excuse them spoiling her to death and endowing her with narcissistic personality disorder though.

(06-23-2017 05:39 PM)Poker Wrote:  I hate the bullshit games you have to play with women over text/messaging app. Like not replying too early to avoid seeming needy. For fuck sake, if I'm sitting at home relaxing or see your text when I'm currently not doing anything, it suits me to reply instantly and get it out of the way as opposed to keeping a mental log of who texted when and when to reply. We're fucking adults!

Yes we are...but they are not

(06-26-2017 01:37 PM)TigerMandingo Wrote:  I hate the different spelling variations of the same name.

Jon, John, Jonathan. Megan, Megyn, Meagan. Brittney, Brittnee (yep I've seen it). Sean, Shawn, Shaun etc.

The other day I met a Gillian who pronounces it "Jillian".

One name, one spelling. That's how it should be. All these hippie parents trying to be unique or something.

That's how you're supposed to pronounce Gillian (as in Gillian Anderson).

I did date a girl named Cyndi once. She was as pretentious as her name would suggest she would be. I put up with that sort of thing back in the day though.

Speaking of annoyingly spelled names, it seems to me that Caitlin isn't really a name at all, but the Gaelic spelling for Kathleen. Dumb Americans turned it into a name because they didn't know that. Can any Gaelic speaking forum members confirm this?

I hope it is true because it gives me another reason to be mad at former Bruce.

(06-23-2017 05:39 PM)Poker Wrote:  I hate the bullshit games you have to play with women over text/messaging app. Like not replying too early to avoid seeming needy. For fuck sake, if I'm sitting at home relaxing or see your text when I'm currently not doing anything, it suits me to reply instantly and get it out of the way as opposed to keeping a mental log of who texted when and when to reply. We're fucking adults!

(06-26-2017 12:15 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  I hate people who leave a car length+ gap between them and the car in front of them when in heavy traffic or at a stop light. Addendum: also hate people who continually inch forward when waiting at a stop light. You're not fucking getting anywhere and your needlessly wearing out your brakes. Get cancer.

I hate "convenience" fees and other hidden bullshit costs.

I hate craft beer and I'll be glad when this snooty trend of awful tasting beer dies and we can go back to all bars serving drinkable pilsners and lagers for a reasonable price.

I've decided to look for a long term apartment lease in the Wukesong neighbourhood of Beijing. I was dead set against living on the west side until I discovered a new entertainment area that had just recently opened literally steps away from one of the subway exits.

A lot of very legitimate bars and restaurants have opened up, including the second branch of my favourite Wudaokou pizzeria, Pyro.

Another venue is a microbrew joint with 40 different craft beers from all over China on tap and plenty more bottles from all over the world. I even found three choices from a brewery I've personally spent a lot of time at in Grand Rapids, MI.

I guess I'm not that good at being a hater. But then, when you have craft beer to enjoy and love, what's there to hate?

(06-26-2017 05:18 PM)Suits Wrote:  I guess I'm not that good at being a hater. But then, when you have craft beer to enjoy and love, what's there to hate?

No worries.. If they're IPA's Im doin the hatin for ya

(06-26-2017 05:26 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

(06-26-2017 05:18 PM)Suits Wrote:  I guess I'm not that good at being a hater. But then, when you have craft beer to enjoy and love, what's there to hate?

No worries.. If they're IPA's Im doin the hatin for ya

People who drink IPAs have no taste buds.

I still hate Justin Bieber.

(07-01-2017 03:28 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  

(06-30-2017 11:19 AM)heavy Wrote:  I hate when drivers are courteous over safe or law abiding...

...Idiots. Just obey the law.

This usually happens to old ladies and women with kids out of politeness. I suspect when it happens to you as a man, it's an act of social supplication, because most men are invisible. They're recognising on a instinctual level that they should be bowing to you. Just grin and accept the act: I've noticed this act never happens to manboobed slobs or skinny-jeans hipsters.

The most frequently-used word I hear from women and men in conversation: "Sorry". Sometimes I just want to shake them and say "Stop constantly-apologising over nothing!" Of course, I know they'd immediately respond with "Sorry!"

My close mates never used the word.

dammit AB don't spoil my hate

I hate seeing more burqas and hijabs in Helsinki.

Over the past month or so, I've noticed a slight increase. Especially near the railway station.
Just minutes ago, I saw a white woman wearing a burqa.
Granted, it was flattering and slimming on her, but it still didn't hide her fatness or her resting bitch face.