(02-27-2017 10:36 PM)HermeticAlly Wrote:  

(02-17-2017 08:55 PM)ShotgunUppercuts Wrote:  I fucking hate people who ride ass on the highway.what the fuck is wrong with you people ?!?!?

Totally agree. Why do people do this? If you want to go faster it's not hard to switch lanes, and this stupid behavior just increases the chances of an accident. Totally pointless.

Somewhat related, I hate how half the cars on the highway have their high beams turned on all the damn time. I never saw this before I came back from Japan about three years ago (after moving there in 2011.) Driving a relatively low car, it's really infuriating, but probably annoying even to people in trucks or SUVs. The fact that half of cars on the road have those awful LED lights that are brighter than the fricking sun just makes it worse. Drivers have no courtesy anymore.

New cars have high beams that turn on and off automatically using sensors. One thing I noticed, is sometimes the sensor doesn't detect the other cars right away. Plus you got old shit bird cars where the lights are different colors and out of alignment, that is my pet peeve.

I hate when I'm in the fast lane passing a slow line of traffic, and there is a car in front of me, and some retard starts riding my ass. I'm not gonna move so some dumb fuck can tailgate the car ahead of me until we all pass. I've seen enough hit-skip crashes, road rage brandishing/shooting and fatal crashes.

Fucking hate snow.

(02-27-2017 10:48 PM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  What does riding ass on the highway mean?

It's slang for another driver following you way too closely on the highway.

(02-28-2017 11:07 AM)graffix13 Wrote:  

(02-27-2017 10:48 PM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  What does riding ass on the highway mean?

It's slang for another driving following you way too closely on the highway.

Here's some things that I've been hating for some time

How completely unoriginal Hollywood is: The trend is sequels released for a movie that came out over a decade ago. They decided to rehash what made the first movie great, make the same plot and have nostalgia and it's not great. Examples are the following: Dumb and Dumber To, Predators and Superman Returns. Dumb and Dumber To didn't make me laugh, it made me cringe to see Lloyd and Harry go from lovable morons to complete assholes.

Film Criticism:

I've noticed since the dawn of the internet and social media, film criticism has evolved from Siskel and Ebert to foul-mouthed man-children fanboys. I'm talking about today's critics like Harry Knowles, Devin Faraci and Drew McWeeny.

In case you didn't know, Harry Knowles has Aint It Cool News where he basically shreds every script and movie he reviews. Devin Faraci (Tip: He said Gamergate is worse than ISIS like angry dudes are beheading female gamers and blowing them up) had Birth.Movies.Death until he resigned when it was learned he groped a woman when calling Trump out on it and Drew has HitFlix.

Siskel and Ebert didn't agree on everything, but they criticized and praised parts of a movie with intelligence and grace. The three mentioned above have no class, them (along with other internet film critics (read: bloggers) all basically say things like "This film fucking sucked and here's how I would have done it!" especially you touch their beloved franchises, it's practically a scorched earth policy and speaking in hyperbole with today's critics than actually intelligently discussing it.

Whatever happened to having an intelligent discussion?

That's my hate for the day.

I've seen this dumb Instagram account pop up all over the place, and this seemed like the appropriate spot on the forum to call it out (haven't seen it mentioned here before.)

https://www.instagram.com/bymariandrew/

Asian-American hipster princess with drawing skills comparable to a five year-old, with inane SJW socio-political opinions, obvious insecurity/emotional issues, and rampant hypocrisy (aesthetic dating preferences for me, but not for you, mister!) None of this is really remarkable and if her dumb cartoons were more blatant I'd probably just roll my eyes and scroll past them - but what makes it so bad is that it is the most passive aggressive bullshit I've ever seen. It's practically a pathology with this chick.

When I see some dorky looking guy wearing enormous headphones out in public or away from a desk, I want to punch them in the face.

The fuck is wrong with you?

Especially when they step out in traffic, not looking up from their phones when the crosswalk signal says go. Saw 2 idiots almost get creamed that way recently.

(02-28-2017 09:35 PM)philosophical_recovery Wrote:  When I see some dorky looking guy wearing enormous headphones out in public or away from a desk, I want to punch them in the face.

The fuck is wrong with you?

Especially when they step out in traffic, not looking up from their phones when the crosswalk signal says go. Saw 2 idiots almost get creamed that way recently.

I think the higher end head phones have something in their warranty that guarantees a thirty day grace period:

No traffic deaths or head injuries.

I hate butch lesbians.

There is a butch lesbo that works in HR here at work and goes out to smoke every 20 minutes. She has to walk by my office every time (which is annoying in itself) but just the fucking scowl on her face EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. has me questioning her very existence on earth.

What do Butch Lesbians bring to society anyway? Every one I've even met or known in life is always angry at the world and generally hate every thing about life. Especially white straight males.

At least attractive lesbians that still dress feminine can be eye candy at times. Gay men can still contribute to society by working manual jobs and even hide 'in the closet' if they so choose. Flamboyant homosexual males can be funny and even poke fun at themselves in a "haha, I'm funny like a clown" type of way. Butch Lesbians though? Nope. They cut their hair short, dress like a man, and walk around with a scowl on their face 24/7. They contribute nothing. Some work in construction or some other male dominated field, but they are taking jobs away from other able bodied males. Just get a fucking sex change operation already and become a man instead of hating the world around you. Fuck.

They hate me and I hate them right back.

(03-01-2017 02:56 PM)graffix13 Wrote:  What do Butch Lesbians bring to society anyway?

They can change your oil for you

(03-01-2017 03:08 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

(03-01-2017 02:56 PM)graffix13 Wrote:  What do Butch Lesbians bring to society anyway?

They can change your oil for you

They don't shriek when the tailpipe of their Harley burns them.

I loathe with every fiber of my being bureaucrats.

I hate when pencil necked cocksuckers take 30 additional minutes to find my place and STILL forget my drink. What the hell is your problem, dude? Do you really expect me to eat this without a drink? All you had to do was put it in the bag along with the rest of the food.

I love...um hate when people talk mad shit online, but with a little research, you manage to put a name to a face. Incidentally, these are the types that never pull up in real life. EVER.

I'll probably expand this as time goes on.

I HATE that hipsters and faggots - not gay men, but gay effeminate men - are so good at creating awesome, beautifully decorated venues with great service and products.

If a guy has an ironic mustache at a coffee shop, I hate him but I KNOW he'll take my espresso seriously.

I would much prefer going to less leftist places, but these fuckers know what they're doing. Specially when it comes to ambiance and music selection. The fact that girls flock to these places doesn't help either. FUCK!

I hate it when fat women talk with that faux-positivity/optimism/babytalk, while forcing a fake smile, even though you can sense the deep rooted bitterness.

I hate that friends who are trying and failing through life will not even take a second to look at the forum.

Cockblocking bartenders!

Fucking 50 people at the club bar the other night, one bartender on duty, he's pretty much ignoring my ass because I'm only buying Sprites with lime (trying to stay on the program), but ooooh okay I spend 30 seconds chatting with the moderately-attractive early 40s chick waiting next to me and this asshole is on me like shit, asking if she needs anything, cracking jokes, making wisecracks at my expense, interjecting into the conversation like he's trying to organize a threesome or something.

Don't you have something fucking better to do? She was standing there alone just smiling right at me all damn night waiting for me to open her, hold your white-knight horses christ, she's the one you were really pissing off not me, idiot

(03-14-2017 01:21 PM)XPQ22 Wrote:  Cockblocking bartenders!

Fucking 50 people at the club bar the other night, one bartender on duty, he's pretty much ignoring my ass because I'm only buying Sprites with lime (trying to stay on the program), but ooooh okay I spend 30 seconds chatting with the moderately-attractive early 40s chick waiting next to me and this asshole is on me like shit, asking if she needs anything, cracking jokes, making wisecracks at my expense, interjecting into the conversation like he's trying to organize a threesome or something.

Don't you have something fucking better to do?

No other customers to serve? White Knighting against your own economic interests is next level cuckery.

(02-28-2017 06:43 AM)Swell Wrote:  Fucking hate snow.

I hate that it's so damn expensive.

(03-14-2017 01:26 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  No other customers to serve? White Knighting against your own economic interests is next level cuckery.

It seems pretty par for the course in Boston - plenty of other joints are a lot worse. Ahem. Cambridge. Ahem.

Most night spots in Bos/Prov don't pass my patented "is anyone getting laid here?" test for "goodness."

"Anyone here look like they have sex regularly?"



Fortunately I've found a couple places off the beaten track in this area where you can still run "traditional" night game, and while you definitely won't always get her home, you won't feel utterly depressed about your chances, immediately.

(03-14-2017 01:21 PM)XPQ22 Wrote:  Cockblocking bartenders!

I've been cockblocked by bartenders on numerous occasions. The worst one being was when i was chatting up a cute girl and he comes up to me at the bar and says "Didn't I see you here with your girlfriend the other day?".

I had been there a week prior with a plate. Regardless, it was none of his fucking business and he completely killed the vibe we had going on. You're not my priest, you fucking dick.

Invite bitches over to your place. Saves money and time anyway.

(03-14-2017 01:47 PM)TigerMandingo Wrote:  I've been cockblocked by bartenders on numerous occasions. The worst one being was when i was chatting up a cute girl and he comes up to me at the bar and says "Didn't I see you here with your girlfriend the other day?".

I had been there a week prior with a plate. Regardless, it was none of his fucking business and he completely killed the vibe we had going on. You're not my priest, you fucking dick.

Damn dude, what a savage cockblock! You almost have to admire the pure savageness of it.

I might have responded: "Ah, that was my grandmother, sir." What now? Want to debate it? Please, tell me more about my family tree Mr. Expert...

There's this one hipster kind of joint I remember taking three different girls out to last year in the span of two weeks. Served by the same 30-something dark-haired female bartender every time. By the third girl she'd kind of narrow her eyes at me and wrinkle her nose when I came in, but she always served us well and fast and never once said a thing.

It's perhaps not surprising that hoes don't "white-maiden" for other hoes that much.

The bouncer thought it was hilarious.

Quote:Invite bitches over to your place. Saves money and time anyway.

I'm an extrovert who mostly dates introverted women - they love to get the hell out of their house for a while. I took the girl I've been dating regularly for 6 months now out for dinner and drinks on a first date, something that "in theory" you're not at all supposed to do, rambled at her pretty good and she seemed loved every minute of it. Bought her a milkshake after, drove her back to her place, "Want to come in for a bit?" and the rest is history.

Take the "shy girls" out and invite the club girls over to your place seems like a good rule of thumb, sort of a "treat the queens like whores and the whores like queens" kind of thing.

I learned a new one today.

It turns out I hate, fucking hate people that seem to think that if you want to sleep though the night and wake up at a reasonable time then you should put your phone on silent. As if mobile phones having alterable ring-tones and volumes therein alleviates any responsibility to follow basic protocol and common sense in determining when it's polite to call or message someone.

Case in point. I get a message from a cunt with whom I barely associate about a matter that is not time sensitive in the least at 6:30 in the morning.

Bitch, it's 6:30 in the morning and I have kids. One of them is sick. I'd just gotten him back to sleep when your fucking message came through and woke him the fuck up again. Are you fucking serious?

I send her a somewhat more polite version of my situation.

She replies, not an hour or two later but ten fucking minutes. Get this:

"Sorry. I just assume that people put their phone on silent if they're busy."

Bitch, are you for fucking real? I have a wife that drives 90 minutes home from a night shift and I'd like to be able to receive a call if she crashes or breaks down on the way, so I leave my phone on loud so I can receive important calls and messages because those are the only fucking kind anyone should be sending at that hour of the fucking morning!

But do I want to get into it with this bitch? No fucking point, right? Best to just ignore her reply and set the hamster going until next time she sees me.

I think you would feel better if you called her a bitch. I'm thinking about your needs, Leonard.

(03-01-2017 02:56 PM)[email protected] Wrote:  I hate butch lesbians.

There is a butch lesbo that works in HR here at work and goes out to smoke every 20 minutes. She has to walk by my office every time (which is annoying in itself) but just the fucking scowl on her face EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. has me questioning her very existence on earth.

What do Butch Lesbians bring to society anyway? Every one I've even met or known in life is always angry at the world and generally hate every thing about life. Especially white straight males.

At least attractive lesbians that still dress feminine can be eye candy at times. Gay men can still contribute to society by working manual jobs and even hide 'in the closet' if they so choose. Flamboyant homosexual males can be funny and even poke fun at themselves in a "haha, I'm funny like a clown" type of way. Butch Lesbians though? Nope. They cut their hair short, dress like a man, and walk around with a scowl on their face 24/7. They contribute nothing. Some work in construction or some other male dominated field, but they are taking jobs away from other able bodied males. Just get a fucking sex change operation already and become a man instead of hating the world around you. Fuck.

They hate me and I hate them right back.

Somebody needs to take one for the team, and offer them a mood-boosting injection.